You are a great CV!

What kind of feeling does it feel to fall in love with a guy who is cute anytime, anywhere, with a word that shakes heaven and earth, and whose focus is offline all the time?

Ask Yaokun!

After Bian Yan finished the sentence "After waiting for so many years, finally found the attending physician who can treat your frigidity?", the penguin was quiet for 3 seconds.

After being a BOSS for so many years, Yao Kun felt frustrated for the first time.He rubbed the center of his brows, he said so much about his feelings, did the other party only pay attention to his lower body problem!

Little Yaokun~The ground is yellow~I like people~The confession is too bad~←Yaokun's heart seems to have a hail the size of a goose egg, crackling and smashing, miserable and miserable.

In fact, looking at it this way, he still has a lot of fate with a certain one. I still remember that when a certain one wet the bed and was washed the sheets, it was also moaning and chirping.If Bai Zhen heard it, he would definitely shout: Fei Fei!Someone is going to take your job!

After Bian Yan said this, he also regretted it.

cough!

If someone said that he was so cold and cold, he would have blown his hair a long time ago!So he added another sentence.

He said: "Why don't I ask my mother and ask her to ask the old Chinese doctor? Don't give up the treatment~"

puff!

Another knife was inserted into Yao Kun's heart covered in hailstorms!

This knife is well done!

So a certain one just wants his mother-in-law to know that he is a frigid x!

No... isn't he expressing his love?How could he be diverted so easily? !

"Madam..." Yao Kun said, "These are not the point..."

Anyway, Yao Kun knew about it, so he shouldn't even think about confessing his love today!

"Huh?" Bian Yan blinked.

Isn't that the point?Aren't they discussing how to treat X's indifference? ←This is really not the point, okay? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Yao Kun felt even more frustrated when he heard this voice, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "The point is, can you listen carefully when I'm talking about love?"

"Pfft!" Bian Yan let out a sharp sigh of relief!

Seems like seems like, cough, You Shui seems to be confessing to him in a serious way...

"Oh, oh! You can talk about love at any time, don't care about these details!" After saying this, Bian's neck turned red!

Made mentally handicapped!What is he talking about!

Didn't he really tell You Shui that please remember to talk more about love after he said that!

It's rare that Yao Kun was stunned for a second when he heard this sentence, it seems that a certain one actually likes to hear him talk about love?Is this performance too upright?

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Bian Yan had an idea, why don't you run away at the critical moment and wait for it!

He shouted: "My mother called me to eat and I went to eat!"

Yao Kun reflexively moved his gaze down [-] degrees, stuck to look at the lower right corner of the computer screen, it was very good, he had dinner before three o'clock, and often the time for eating at home was really regular.

"Ma'am, you seem to have forgotten something." Yao Kun didn't tell the other party's lie, just said so.

"What?" Bian Yan's mouse was already on the microphone icon of Penguin Voice, but he didn't have time to click to turn off the microphone.

"One o'clock at noon, the radio play will be released."

Huh?

"You went out and didn't grab the sofa."

Huh? ?

"I'm waiting for you to have no time to watch the group, and you didn't grab the sofa."

what! ! !

So Bian's plan to pretend to be dead, suddenly!

"Why didn't you remind me earlier!!"

"Ma'am, I reminded you at twelve o'clock."

"pui! Give me the link! Also, if you didn't suddenly say something in vain and say that I can go out under the 99th ban?! It's your fault!" Bian Yan clicked on the crew group while talking, and saw the news [-]+ His lazy cancer broke out in an instant, with so much news, he didn't want to climb the stairs, okay!

"Good madam." Yao Kun copied the link to Bian Yan dumbfounded, "But ma'am, it's actually the courier company's fault..." The implication is that he won't take this blame!

"Huh! Long-winded!" Bian Yan snorted, then clicked on the link to listen to the radio drama.

ヾ(*▽'*) Wow, no matter how many times he listens to it, he still thinks he did a great job!

His novels...

His story hey...

The people he wrote are alive...

"Ma'am..." Yao Kun suddenly shouted.

Bian Yan ignored it.

"Ma'am?" Yao Kun continued his efforts.

Bian Yan still ignored it, and was addicted to radio dramas and couldn't extricate himself.

"Madam...Madam? Madam~ Madam~" Yao Kun took the opportunity to shout a few more times.

Bian Yan (blushing): ...

<(｀^′)>He won't admit that he heard someone's affectionate call from the beginning to the end!

In the end, under Yao Kun's life-threatening calls, Bian Yan finally couldn't pretend anymore.

"It's called a soul!"

"Hehe..." Yao Kun couldn't help laughing lowly.

Maybe it's because he's close to Mike, or maybe his equipment is too good, in short, his low laughter sounds like it's right next to Bian's ear, and it makes his body go limp!

it's over...

He actually felt weak because of a man's voice...

"I'm off!" Bian Yan hung up the voice without waiting for Yao Kun to speak, then patted his hot face and got under the covers!

His body was so weak that he could hardly sit still, he had to rest!No update today!That's how willful it is!

Bian Yan took his "son-in-law" into his arms and covered him with a quilt, and then...

Huhuhuhu~

Why does Yushui like him?

Huhuhu~

How could he be a little happy when a man confessed to him?

Huhu~

Oh, I'm so happy to have a new doll~

call……

When the sun goes down, a certain one has already entered a deep sleep_(:зゝ∠)_

Yao Kun looked at the reminder that the other party was offline, crossed his slender fingers to prop up his jaw, and smiled brightly.

The person he likes happens to like him too, of course he should be happy.

dong dong dong.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door, and Yao Kun restrained his smile and returned to the appearance of the high-cold president in the blink of an eye. He opened the document in front of him, and opened the signature pen put away on the table: "Come in."

Yan'an pushed the door open and came in: "President, the contract sent in the morning..."

He came to pick up the contract delivered in the morning, but when he saw the pile of untouched documents on the president's desk, he fell silent.

Yan An: President, it's fine if you come in late and leave early for a relationship, do you still want to be lazy now!That's a contract of several hundred million yuan, not a few dollars, can you be more serious!And restrain the smile on your face, hey, a single dog is also a dog, you have to take care of it, hey!Sister Pengpeng supports you to make small reports!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yao Kun found the so-called contract among many documents, the daimyo signed it, and threw it to Yan An in a cool manner.

Yan An: ...==President, you should take a look, hello! !

"Is there anything else?" Yao Kun looked down at the document for a while, but he didn't hear the footsteps leaving and looked up at Yan An.

Yan An's expressionless face kept complaining in his heart: "No, I'm going out first, President."

Yao Kun was in a good mood, and when he got excited, he couldn't help but reply, "Kneel down."

If this sentence is put in the play, it will definitely be the domineering emperor's voice that fascinates a group of little fans!

but!

This is three-dimensional!

then……

Yan An only felt that the president seemed mentally retarded today!

I saw him patted his sleeves, bent his legs and squeezed his throat, saying: "Hey!"

and so……

What kind of president there is what kind of employees!

In the villa, Yao Peng sneaked on tiptoe from the corridor all the way to the door of Yao Kun's study. Those who didn't know thought she was a thief.

Yaopeng took a few deep breaths, his chest was pounding!

She never dared to go into her brother's study room, it is said that there are confidential documents in it!

but!When she heard the gossip from Yan An that her brother was actually in a relationship, she couldn't control the prehistoric power in her body!There is actually someone who can stand up to the cold and indifferent elder brother (so sister Pengpeng actually didn't see the true face of her elder brother, I hope she won't shed tears when she finally knows the truth), she must check that Who the hell are people!

So today she deliberately waited for her brother to go back to the villa after going to work, just to enter the enemy camp to find out!

Yao Peng quickly glanced around a dozen times, and after confirming that there was no living thing 360 degrees and 50 meters away from her, she gently unscrewed the door of Yao Kun's study, swished in, and then quickly and gently closed it door!

Don't ask her why she sneaked into the house without making a sound, it's because she often went to her mother's back bedroom to steal snacks <(￣︶￣)> when she was a child!

She was born with a bad stomach, so her mother stopped her from eating all snacks, and all the snacks given by others were received in the bedroom. When she wanted to eat, she had to sneak into her mother's bedroom to get some, and then some...

cuckoo-

Just entering the study, before she could take a closer look, the mobile phone tucked into his belt suddenly vibrated, and Yao Peng trembled violently ← he was frightened!

She took out her phone and looked at it, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey Mom!" She whispered into the earphones, and I have to say that Yao Peng's sister is very talented as a thief.

"Hey!" On the other end of the phone, Yao's mother involuntarily lowered her voice, "How are you, are you in?"

She sneaked into her son's study once, and was caught!Although the son didn't say anything at the time, his face was broken and he didn't say much all day!Since then, she has never dared to sneak into her son's study again!

So this time, she entrusted her daughter with the glorious and arduous task of "sneaking into Yaokun's study to look for suspicious clues", and her heart is full of tension!

"Uh-huh!"

"Look around! Is there anything strange!"

"Okay!" Yao Peng walked lightly inside.

After her search, she didn't find anything suspicious. Documents, books, computers, these are all common things in the study, my brother's study is incredibly clean, okay?Even the wastebasket was clean, so she didn't have to search for the waste paper in it!

"How, did you find anything?"

"Yes!" Yaopeng said excitedly.

"Say what, what!" Yao's mother was also excited!

Hey!The son really fell in love!She will soon have a daughter-in-law!She will be holding her grandson soon!Well... granddaughter is fine too!

"I found out that my brother has a cleanliness!"

It's no wonder that she eats a lot at home, and my brother always stares at her with a cold face!

Mother Yao: --My mother asked you to investigate the clues of your brother's relationship!You actually found this out? ! !You were picked up by my wife!Otherwise, why are you so stupid!

"Cough!" Yaopeng obviously realized that her focus was wrong, and continued to explore with a light cough!

Then, she realized something was wrong!

Why is there a door next to my brother's study?How did she never know that there was another room over here?Is it the lounge?

Ah!

Yaopeng had a flash of inspiration, and when he thought of some clips on TV, he suddenly became excited!

Could there be a secret passage behind that door!

Poor child, he was poisoned by the TV series【Dianwax】

"Mom! I discovered my brother's secret way!"

"Go and see! There must be something behind!"

"As ordered!"

Yaopeng crept open the wooden door of the so-called secret passage and walked in...

Then I was stunned!

The author has something to say:

Some little angels said I was too thick and long! !So I decided to be short~~hahahaha~top the lid and run!

Suddenly found that the top is crooked and the bottom is not straight, it really makes sense~╭(╯ε╰)╮Please collect it!

Penguin group: 476289619, welcome to join, there are cute authors and ahem... unspeakable things, huh?

Chapter 23 Dreams with colors are really bad, so someone got blocked by another one ╮(﹀_﹀")╭

"Yaoer wake up!"

Early in the morning, Bian's mother dug Bian, who was red-faced, short of breath and suspected to be dreaming, out of the bed!

Red in the face → hot.

Shortness of breath → stuffy.

Suspected of dreaming→The quilt was twisted into a ball by him.

↑Don’t doubt, this is Bian Ha’s self-examination ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

The truth is as follows↓

Red in the face → dry!

Shortness of breath → wheezing!

Suspected of dreaming → I made it by looking at his little inner part!

Twist the quilt →... the river crab is still~

QAQ die die die die! !

The paralysis is all due to Yushui, that mentally handicapped man who kept telling him a few colorful dreams yesterday and the day before yesterday, which caused him to--

Seeing him like this, Bian's mother reflexively thought of the bed-wetting incident last time! (Bian Yan: When will the dark history of TAT be overturned!!)

"Yaoer, are you—" Bian's mother said while grabbing Bian's quilt!

"No!!" Bian Yan immediately defended, "I didn't eat apples in the bedding den, and I didn't pee on the bedding!!"

Bian's mother said, "Hmph! Do you think I'll believe you if you pretend like this! Your eyes have already betrayed you!", and lifted Bian's quilt without moving...

What's Bian's eyes?

Upright?Wrong ×!

serious?Wrong ×!

confidence?Wrong ×!

anger?Yes!

panic?Yes!

free?Yes!

And... water, woof, woof!Don't doubt it, it's a physiological tear in a colored dream!

In vain, Bian Yan grabbed the corner of the quilt and innocently looked at his unreliable old lady, lying on the bed with decadent eyes and looking like a dead body!

This scene is a perfect reproduction of the scene many days ago!Light the candle for the hard-working Bian Yan [candle]

And Mother Bian looked at her son's crotch... and felt embarrassed...

Oh, my son has grown up...

As for Bian's crotch, no... crotch?No... In short, ╮(﹀_﹀")╭ As for what happened to Bian Tong’s integrity, I don’t need to describe it in detail.

He hummed while washing his pants...

Little Bian, ah~ the ground is yellow~ there is a mother who hurts~ the mother is super pitted~

After washing the underpants, Bian Chu felt, no, he had died suddenly at the hands of his mother, and he felt nothing.

He dried his underpants with a dull face, and then went to the kitchen for lunch.

"Yao'er, wait for Ha'er to go to the street with us." Bian's father said while eating, and also put a few pieces of fat meat in Bian's mother's bowl, causing Bian's mother to roll her eyes!Bian's father and Bian's mother don't like to eat fatty meat. Bian's mother throws the fat back into Bian's father's bowl, and Bian's father throws it back to Bian's mother, and then throws it back, throws it back, throws it back... just have fun like this ==

Bian Yan silently held the green vegetables between his hands to express == show how loving he is! !

After finally waiting for the unreliable parents to play enough, Bian asked, "What's wrong with going to the street?"

"Oh, your sister is getting married, and you and I have to send off our relatives, so we have to buy new clothes."

What! ?

0-0 Bian Yan was stunned!Why do you want him to see off someone else when they get married?

"Which sister?"

"Who else is there? Bian Lin."

What! ! ! !

Bian Lin is the 18-year-old sister who Bian Yan once said in the author group that she was going to get married.

He expressed panic at the news!

That's right, why did he forget about this qwq His gift hasn't been chosen yet, how come the wedding date is here?No one notified him!

"Then what do I want to give as a gift? Don't rush to kiss me?"

"You don't need it, and you are not married, so you can choose what to give."

"oh oh."

"You see, your younger sister is married, and that younger sister is also married. When are you going to find a girl, Yaoer?" Bian's mother suddenly said.

Ouch, look at her, she doesn't interfere with her son's love life, there aren't many enlightened mothers like her.

But the son has obviously grown up!Changed long!I still have a dream!

It's unreasonable for her not to worry about her son's life, right?

"Pfft! Cough cough! Cough!!" Unfortunately, Bian Yan choked on the rice, and his cough was earth-shattering!

He knows it!

He knew he would be nagged!

==# And mom, what the hell is that "I understand" expression of yours!What do you know!

Speak up!It was all the fault of Yu Shui who killed a thousand swords!

Fall!He is a flower of the motherland and has been harmed like this!Say more is tears!

After eating, Bian Yan ignored his mother's words, "Wash the dishes! What are you running for?" He rushed upstairs and locked the door!Peach's Yaoyao!

As soon as he logged into Q, the news he read first has changed from the author group of "Yunhua Qingqiu Water Curtain Cave" to "Youshui Little Angel". Of course, he didn't realize it himself ╮(﹀_﹀")╭

By Water Cherub:

Ma'am, are you awake?

By Water Cherub:

[Photo] Ma'am, breakfast is too much for me to finish by myself, can you help me eat together?

By Water Cherub:

Ma'am...the sun is drying your ass, get up soon, little lazy pig.

By Water Cherub:

Ma'am, why do you think I like you so much?

By Water Cherub:

You have a very nice voice, better than many CVs, you are also very cute, and your personality is also very cute. Although you can blow your hair at every turn, sometimes you always say something that makes me want to beat you up, and you always ignore me, but I still get more and more I like you more and more.

By Water Cherub:

Madame~ Did you poison your husband? [Q comes with a shy expression]

Bian Yan watched the string of messages and fell silent.

==#Hey, the front ones are okay, what the hell are those behind them!Want to beat me up? !Come on, come on, come on!snort!I am so willful!

So, the wayward Mrs. Yao once again ignored Yao Kun... Of course, he will pay a huge price for ignoring now!

He minimized the window, clicked on the author group, opened the Weibo page, and opened the Jinjiang background to see the changes in the data.

Tangyi shells:

My sister is getting married the day after tomorrow and I'm going back to my hometown. I'm in the countryside and I can't code and can't update it. What's wrong? Wait online! @yunhua

Home poison steps the world:

(;￢д￢) Can you stop acting cute as soon as you appear! ! !How do you let me face the fact that you are a man!

Blue Sixteen:

Tangtang has always been naked?

Tangyi shells:

yes!So what to do!I want to break for three days!

Tulaonan:

follow me……

Tangyi shells:

What?

Tulaonan:

Monthly update!

Tangyi shells:

puff! ! !A mouthful of old blood!Can you have some constructive comments!

Yunhua:

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So there are a few group chats with a few people, my God! @图老南@汤衣炒炒 Hurry up and code words! You two are worthy of the ancient sayings group Jiangshan for you The day after tomorrow! Ten thousand words today! Ten thousand words tomorrow! You don’t have to worry about breaking the update! And Tu Lao Nan! Hurry up and fill in the pits!!! [curse]

Junzi Yinuo 123:

……puff! The appearance of qwq Huahua is also earth-shattering!

Nostalgic person:

_(:зゝ∠)_ Hurry up and code words!

Momo Qingcheng FM:

Come come spell spell! !two hours!Who is coming!

Fresh mushrooms:

Home poison steps the world:

111

This basket has holes:

Because of the appearance of the head of Yunhua, the group was extremely harmonious in an instant, and they were scattered like birds and beasts together!

Those who catch fish no longer touch fish, those who watch small movies turn off small movies, those who swim in water put down their claws, the water recedes crookedly, in short...

After Bian Yan finished posting the message, he turned his head and looked at Weibo, within a short period of 1 minute, there was no one in the group.

Tangyi shells:

Hey, is there no one?I also want to ask you what I buy to send as a gift!

Yunhua:

==...

Tangyi shells:

Whoops to draw!It really blows you out!I miss you!mwah! (This is the consequence of not climbing stairs _(:зゝ∠)_)

Yunhua:

What a ball!Go to the codeword (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ dare to break it for me and I will kill you!

Bian Yan: Σ(￣д￣;) I haven’t seen Huahua for a long time, and it’s getting more and more brutal!Give back my soft-spoken Yun Huahua when I signed the contract!

Tangyi shells:

OK!I'll go now!

Yunhua:

That's right!乀(ˉεˉ乀)...go go go~

While talking, Bian Yan opened the small black room and prepared to code, please don’t ask the author where Yao Kun Lao Gong went...

Yao Kun...

I'm on Bian's blacklist again【Candle】

Thinking about what he was going to write today, Bian Chu typed a few words, then stopped, and poked the group again.

Tangyi shells:

So... what am I going to get?

Yunhua:

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck you! Send money!!!! Go code words!!!

...So it is not good to commit crimes against the wind when editors blow up hair ╮(﹀_﹀")╭

Bian Yan left the author group in despair and went to Weibo_(:зゝ∠)_

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Ma'am, what have you done for your husband, you are so cruel to blackmail me @汤衣炒炒

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: What happened to qwq!Madam You blocked the male god again!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: ... Am I the only one who thinks the word "you" looks extremely sad?The word "again" contained so many tears of the male god!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Laughing and crying, it’s true that Mrs. Yu is so arrogant...

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Laughing and crying together, over and over again, the male god, you can beat Mrs. Yu!Tune-teach well!

Tangyi Cannonball Restores the CV of the Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - You Shui: Don't talk to me and fall! ! !You are the one who blocked [EXPLETIVE]

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui replied to Tangyi Cannonball: TAT, so what did you do wrong for your husband? (←A certain one has turned on the mode of losing morale again)

Yesterday's Yao Kun was happy, joyful, elated, and full of joy.

So today, his joy gave birth to sorrow!

After finally waiting for a certain one to go online, he couldn't wait to send him a window, but it didn't take long for the window to reply to him. Of course, the system replied to him.

"You are already in the other party's blacklist and cannot send messages."

When Yao Kun saw this news suddenly, his mind froze for a moment!

What followed was a heartache!

Wasn't it fine yesterday?Didn't you still say you cared about him yesterday?Didn't you say you wanted to hear him talk about love yesterday?Why did you block him suddenly without saying a word?

……

TAT his heart hurts!

Yao Kun's face was somber, it was so dark that it was almost dripping water!

When Yan An knocked on the door and came in, he saw the president looking at the contract on the table with an expression of "I'm very upset"...

It's strange, yesterday's billion-dollar contract, the president didn't even bother to read it, but today's contract has no venture capital and not much, why does the president have such an expression?

"President, is there anything wrong with this contract?"

Yao Kun withdrew his thoughts, then glanced at the contract, signed his name and threw it to Yan An, then looked at another contract with a sullen face!

Yan An: ...

"President, this document...you signed it yesterday."

After finishing the sentence, Yao Kun directly threw the document to Yan An: "You brought it in after signing it, Yan An, you are too easy to work and want to share with me!" He snorted coldly!

Yan An: ...No!I was going to take it away yesterday because you said I would come back today, okay? ! !

Of course, Yan An only dared to complain in his heart: "I'm sorry, President."

"What else, give it to me together." Yao Kun flipped through the documents restlessly!

Hearing this, Yan An hurriedly put the folder in his arms on the table, and then prepared to run away holding the two documents just now!

Today's president is obviously coming to be his uncle, can't he afford to provoke him or hide him!

"Wait a minute!" Yao Kun called him suddenly!

Yan An: President qwq please let me go! !

Yao Kun looked at his special assistant's constipated face, and his expression became more serious!

"Yanan..."

"President, President?"

"...Suddenly blocked by someone, how can I get that person to add me back as a friend?"

Yao Kun felt that he was about to explode! !

There are only three ways for him to contact a certain one: Wai Wai, Weibo, Penguin!

But the crooked one doesn't come up often!Weibo and Penguin were blocked again by someone!What should he do now!

What do you want from me~ what do you want~

↑A true portrayal of Yao Kun's heart

Yan An: Huh? (●—●) So... the president and the president's girlfriend had a fight?Feelings, he was shot innocently!I go!Who is so bold and self-willed to blackmail the wise and powerful CEO!It's just... well done!

"Cough! The CEO can explain it to a real person..." Since it was blocked, it proves that it was only blocked online. The CEO can go to his girlfriend to find a warm and romantic place to explain slowly and cultivate feelings. It's that simple. I also asked him the question, is it true that people who fall in love have improved EQ, and IQ has become negative?

"A real person..." Yao Kun stroked his chin.

The special assistant's words are simply a word that awakens the dreamer... no wonder!

He hasn't even got a certain phone number yet!How to find a real person! !

"Forget it, it's useless to ask, you go out." Yao Kun sighed, and drove away the useless special assistant.

Yan An: == When you use her, call her Xiao Tiantian, and when you don't use her, call her useless!The president deserves you to be blocked!

Yao Kun didn't know that during the time he was asking for help from his special assistant, a hurricane had blown up in Two-dimensional!tornado!

reason……

Tangyi Paobao: Fall!Who told you to tell me about Chun-meng yesterday! ! ! !I just want to block you!No explanation! ! @古古十宫CV-by water

These words of Bian Yan completely took off Yao Kun's crumbling underpants, and from then on... Yao Kun has no moral integrity!

Fans of Tangyi Cannonball: 0-0 Youshui told Tangtang that Youshui had a spring-dream, and then Tangtang blackmailed Youshui, so the object of Youshui's dream was Tangtang, and then Tangtang became angry with embarrassment Yes, that's what blackmailed You Shui, right?But... why do we feel that things are not so simple?

Youshui fans: 0-0 male god... You are such a male god... You are willing to do this for the sake of Mrs. Yu, we accept it! !I wish you a happy life from old age to old age!However, where is the sense of violation?

Yao Kun was stunned for a second when he saw this Aite, and then... Hulala...

blushing!

The spring-dream incident he told a certain one yesterday, even if a certain one wanted to be blocked, he should have blocked it immediately yesterday.

However, he who was blocked only today...

Does this mean...

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: [shy] So madam, when I crushed you in the dream yesterday, did you also crushed by me in the dream?

Tangyi Paobao: Sun! !Can you die if you don't speak! ! !besides!Old man, you are not suitable for being cute! ! //@古古十犯CV-Youshui: [shy] So madam, when I crushed you in my dream yesterday, were you crushed by me in my dream too?

Everyone: qwq is this!This is the violation! !So the real reason why Tangtang blackmailed the male god is that →Tangtang had sex dreams because of the male god!

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A small theater that is not a small theater:

Yao Kun (shy): Madame, stop dreaming, I have already made a pose for my husband, and I am waiting for you to come over!

Bian Yan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I can go to your uncle's look! Have a P dream! I will die, die, die, blame you for polluting my pure heart, and you will pay me for mental damage!!

Yao Kun (shy): I will compensate you!

Strip off, drag someone into the kennel, pay for it!