Blackened readers hate me [GL]

In the distant Jinjiang, there are countless pits everywhere. At the bottom of the pits lie countless readers who were trapped to death, and on the pits are countless authors who do not want to update their articles.

I'm busy with my studies, I want to cheat!I'm busy at work, I want to hang out!Get married and have children, want to cheat!The data is good, I want to cheat!The data is not good, I want to cheat!There is no reason, I also want to cheat, I want to cheat no matter what.

It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, and the author wants to cheat!

You can't even stop it!

When the great god Lin Lingling was still a thousand-year-old death on the street, he also thought about cheating.

In the author's code word group.

Lin Lingling: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThe collection is motionless.Who told me that the blessing of the hot theme of fast travel will not be too ugly, liars, all liars!

Friend 1: Poor 000, this seems to be the second essay you write as reasoning. Did you owe reasoning in your previous life?

Friend 2: Well, I don’t really want to talk about it, but, fast travel is indeed a hot topic, but...you seem to have the constitution to write hot topics as cold ones ╮(╯3╰)╭Friend 3: Agreed Come on, I'm sorry, I know it's not kind, but I still want to laugh at swollen 2333...

Friend 4: Me too, this pot is so fast that I can’t bear it hahaha... Laughing loudly. jpg Lin Lingling looked unlovable, and replied in the code word group with an expression of "you can easily lose this baby like this" , Swiping the backend with a dead heart, swiping the favorites, swiping the comments, swiping the comments, swiping the clicks.

The number of clicks increased, but the favorites did not move.This shows that the article does not lack exposure, but the article itself cannot retain readers, and it really collapsed!

In the early morning, Lin Lingling refreshed again, thinking to refresh the backstage for the last time, no matter if she moves or not, she will go to sleep after refreshing!

At 53:[-], the collection finally moved.

But no, yes, up!Not only did it not rise, but it also dropped, dropped, and lost twenty favorites!

Twenty, it is understandable to drop one or two, but what does it mean to drop twenty at once?

Lin Lingling: (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo... Editor, I am sorry for you, I am sorry for the list you gave.I'm sorry for you, I really have the physique to write hot topics as cold ones.

I'm guilty!

Wap such a good list can be dropped, how bad is this article?Lin Lingling couldn't figure it out, and sent messages one by one to harass her friends in the middle of the night.

Lin Lingling: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm dead I don't want to write anymore I want cheating articles I'm serious Come stop me, hurry up!

Lin Lingling copied and pasted this message to friends 1, 2, 3... none of them responded! 【nonsense!Who is still awake at 1 o'clock in the middle of the night to chat with you about life?

Only friend n—spraying ink all over his mouth replied: Yes.

Lin Lingling: Ahhh, Mo Mo, you really love me. I sent messages to more than ten people, and only you replied to me. I am so touched.

Mouth full of ink: I just wanted to write "I'm playing games, don't bother me", I was too busy and only typed one word, you seem to have misunderstood something.

"..."

Lin Lingling: But I really want to cheat the article. I worked hard to learn the master's detailed outline of this book, and I set it up to beat the face and abuse the scum. The rate of abandonment is still very high. Just now, I dropped [-] favorites!I really don't want to write.

Mouth full of ink: Oh, then don't write.

Lin Lingling: But I can't bear it, I have spent a lot of effort on this book, no matter how ugly it is, it is still my own child, I can't bear to throw it away!

Mouth full of ink: Oh, then write.

Lin Lingling: Did you really listen to me?

Mouth full of ink: what did you just say?

Lin Lingling: "..." It's useless for a friend to do this!

Lin Lingling struggled for most of the night before remembering that there were eight classes the next day. Looking at the time, it was already 02:30.It's over!

It's a pity that insomnia is like pregnancy. The more you want to conceive, the more you can't conceive.

Lin Lingling tossed and baked pancakes on the bed until 4 o'clock in the morning, thinking that she should not sleep at all, wake up for a while and go to class directly.Unexpectedly, I squinted until 7:49 in the morning!

Get up, wash, run, go upstairs, enter the classroom, at 8 o'clock, thank God, the teacher hasn't come yet.

Lin Lingling was active in clubs and social activities in her freshman year. After she started writing in her sophomore year, she devoted all her attention to code words. She habitually swiped the background, looked at the data, and did not forget to swipe in class.

Very good, neither rising nor falling!Thanks, now I don't expect to increase my collection, it's not bad if I don't drop it!

Huh, there are 13 unmoderated comments?

I must not have woken up, I have zero comments for four chapters in a row, how could there be 13 uncensored comments all of a sudden?You're not here to spray me, are you?

No, my post is so cold, even if the trolls want to troll me, they have to find my post, right?

Lin Lingling opened the comments suspiciously, and saw that there was actually a reader leaving comments chapter by chapter, all of which were cute and cute, "Come on, the author, I like this article very much, I must keep writing it" and the like.In the end, a mine was dropped.

Ahhh, I am so touched, do you know what these few comments mean to a thousand-year-old deadbeat street?

This is the driving force to update after exhausting work today, it is the prehistoric power to stop the author from cheating, and it is the panacea to save the wronged souls at the bottom of the pit!

This is light, it is hope, it is the correct theoretical guiding ideology of our party...

Landmines are forever, and one can urge more!

Lin Lingling originally planned not to update the text, but she didn't expect that someone was still reading it, and she was so moved in an instant, even more!Must change!I have to change it after exhausting myself!

After eight frenzied classes, Lin Lingling still typed out 12 words before midnight.After the update, I read those Sahua reviews several times, and replied: Thank you, cute little angel, I am really happy to see that there are still people who like this article.I was planning to cheat, but when I saw someone watching it, I was motivated to update again... You really contracted my good mood for a day, love you.

Lin Lingling fell asleep contentedly after replying one by one, and woke up at noon the next day with some regrets. Was the reply yesterday too exciting? It is said that some readers don't like the author's overly enthusiastic, so they won't scare people away, right?

No, I am just such a reader!

Lin Lingling carefully opened the author's background, and the reader replied: Now I want to contract your good mood for a new day, are you happy?

What do you mean?

林灵凌百思不得其解，又刷了刷后台，发现多了两条未审核评论，点开：网友：“铲屎的还我小鱼干”评论：《多重人格之十二星座》打分：2发表时间：201x-06-0711:49:05所评章节：1

Some people have good morals, some have good character, some have good IQ...but...I'm in a good mood, I'll hit you with a landmine, don't dive out and code~~~

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网友：“铲屎的还我小鱼干”评论：《多重人格之十二星座》打分：2发表时间：201x-06-0711:51:18所评章节：2

Ask for updates, ask for quick fat, come to a landmine to stimulate the author's potential!

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She wouldn't want to smash mines chapter by chapter, would she?So this is what it means to contract my good mood for a new day?

Although Lin Lingling was suffocating on the street, it's not that she hasn't seen readers Zhang Zhang smashing Lei Sahua, but what's the matter with Zhang Tangzhu's sense of sight?

I want everyone to know that this article was contracted by me!

Lin Lingling made up the picture of Master Zhang hugging her from behind and telling her that this article was contracted by me, and found that although the scene was bloody and Marysu, the feeling of being taken care of by others was inexplicable... Cool!

Lin Lingling went to have a meal and came back, and found that the reader named "Return my dried fish to the shit shoveler" really left comments from Chapter 1 to the latest updated chapter.

Lin Lingling felt that she had been teased: Tuhao, you really did it!

Lin Lingling was so moved that she almost didn't go to the playground for a couple of laps. Finally, for the sake of her own image, she gave up the idea. She went to the group and happily said that she would not cheat. As long as this reader is still there, she will continue to write even if she is crying and kneeling.

People in the group expressed their disgust: 000, you have to repeat hundreds of times a day to cheat or not, we are already immune.

Lin Lingling: "..."

Mouth full of ink and contempt of the king: 000, do you have the skills to write Marysu?

Lin Lingling nodded: Yes!That reader is literally a walking Mary Sue tutorial!I feel like I'm on the verge of an epiphany.

Spraying ink all over his mouth, he expressed his relief: Daughter, you have finally grown up, and as a mother, you can play scum games with peace of mind.

Lin Lingling: ...Get out!

Then "Give back my dried fish to the shit shoveler" replied:

Be happy, a serious author should be happy.I like this kind of growth system that is neither Xiaobai nor Marysu. At first, I couldn’t understand it and wanted to give up. After I saw it, I thought it was great. Fortunately, I didn’t give up.Author come on!

Lin Lingling felt that she had received a critical hit of [-] points: I would be happier if you didn't add the phrase "not Xiaobai, not Marysu".

Lin Lingling thinks it's really "the world's tricks". I tried my best to write a silly and sweet Mary Su, but I couldn't write it. You brought Mary Su Wen's special effects but told me that you like it for nothing!

This is exactly the same as the unspoken rules of a certain circle: the ugly likes the handsome, the handsome likes the rich, the rich likes the sincere, and the sincere is ugly!

Lin Lingling: Local tyrant, I am the one who is so ugly that only my sincerity is left, but in order to win your love, I have to abandon my sincerity and undergo plastic surgery, but you tell me that you only like my sincerity.

Sincerely your sister!Sincerely I have been fed to the dog.