Blackened readers hate me [GL]

Lin Lingling smiled for the blog readers and "throw away the sincerity", writing about the silly white sweet Su Shuangchong that she is not good at, naively thinking that the silly white sweet Su Shuangchong is not the same thing?

Su Susu, cool, sweet, pet pet, brainless and idiot, all of them are routines!You don't need to use your brain to read this kind of article.

It's a pity that Lin Lingling can't write well even this kind of "no-brainer" article. The only reader who likes her, and the reason why she likes her is: this article is not white or supple!

What kind of mourner and happy man is this?

At this time, Lin Lingling realized that sweet pet articles are not all brainless Mary Su, and face-slapping and refreshing articles are not just a routine. The reader eats what the author feeds.

However, Lin Lingling can't talk about "Su to the point" or "reasonably cool" now, because she didn't find the reader's g-spot at all, and wrote a serious suspenseful reasoning after being excited.

When the friends in the codeword group saw the reader's reply, they were full of unkind hahaha.

Friend 1: Emma is so funny, 000, did you write about Mary Su being silly and sweet?Readers didn't see it at all, hahaha!

Friend 2: I don’t think you are really suitable for writing about Su Shuang doting on Mary Su. Why don’t you write about your cute cold subjects?

Mouth full of ink: That’s right, anyway, whether it’s a cold theme or a hot theme, it’s all cold in your writing, no difference.

Friend 3: Momo has the right answer!Hahaha!

Lin Lingling: ...Get out!

Mouth full of ink: Do you want to think about your original intention in writing?What are you writing for?

Lin Lingling looked determined: For money!

All friends: Uh, good, great, support!

After saying this, there was a silence in the group, Lin Lingling: Am I being too snobbish?But is there anything wrong with that?Do you have the ability not to expose the income?Don't buy bags?

Mouth full of ink: Nothing wrong with it, fully supported, really.

Lin Lingling: ...Why do you feel that this is not what you want to express?

Half a month later, Lin Lingling's "Twelve Constellations of Multiple Personalities", which collapsed into a suspenseful reasoning, finally made it to [-] collections, entered v, and earned a thousand words: [-] cents!

A thousand words and fifty cents!That is to say, Lin Lingling spends several hours every day racking her brains to type out [-] characters, and her income is only [-] yuan!

What can one five do?Is it not enough to go back and forth by bus?

It was only then that Lin Lingling understood the meaning of spraying ink all over her mouth. If it was just for money, then you could earn more from doing any job, even distributing leaflets on the street, sweeping the floor, or even picking up trash, than writing articles.

Mouth full of ink, he also said: "Writing is a very lonely thing. If it is only for money, we don't have to bear this kind of loneliness."

That's right, but you want Lin Lingling to give up writing to earn money, but Lin Lingling can't do it.

This is her cutest stalk, her favorite brain hole, and there are readers who love her the most and love her the most, how can she just give up if she just gives up?

Lin Lingling struggled for a long time, determined to find her "sincerity", earnestly revised her essays, and wrote suspense reasoning that she was good at.Ask Mouthful to help her read the text, point out the problem, and then correct it by herself.

Mouth Inkjet and Lin Lingling signed under the same editor almost at the same time, but unfortunately the same editor did not have the same fate. Mouth Inkjet became a god with countless fans, Lin Lingling rushed to the bottom, half dead.

However, this does not affect the relationship between the two of them. Although the tongue is full of ink, Lin Lingling has a thick skin!

Mouth full of ink: "I've read your article a long time ago. How should I put it, the setting is very touching, the stalk is also very cute, although the writing style is jerky but very spiritual, but—"

As soon as she said "but" with her mouth full of ink, Lin Lingling was frightened, as if the other party was about to whip her with a small leather whip, but Lin Lingling still insisted on listening.

"But the style of writing is too bloody. You said that you are so cute and silly. What do you write about killing people to solve the case? Let's forget about murdering and solving the case. You killed the male protagonist at the beginning of the article, and you wrote it so detailed and bloody and violent. What do you think? what?"

Lin Lingling pointed at her fingers: "I don't want to abuse the front, so that after the male protagonist is reborn, he can turn around and slap his face to increase the coolness."

Mouth full of ink: "It's true that you abused it before, but you abused the third chapter, are you sick, and you ate the golden three chapters? Your article is really broken. I remember that the setting in your outline is : Gong’s twelve personalities all like Shou, and they want to pamper the rhythm of the heavens. Although there are np suspicions, I won’t say anything, but why do I want to find out the bad personality who killed him in my previous life after my rebirth? Has it turned into a suspenseful reasoning?"

Lin Lingling spread her hands: "It wasn't like this when I first started writing, but after I wrote it, I felt that all twelve personalities like to be affected... This is too dull, not scientific at all.

Moreover, Shou was killed by one of the personalities in his previous life, so how could he happily date Gong? Don't you think it's cute for Shou to play around looking for that bad personality among a bunch of Gong with different personalities? "

"Uh... well, it's okay, it's a different kind of cuteness." The mouth was full of ink, with a helpless expression, and he continued: "Well, 000, you might as well write this article as a suspenseful reasoning, and give up the stupidity." Sweet, this is too difficult for you. You just write suspense reasoning that you are good at.

The first and first three chapters are all deleted, and a few words make it clear that the bad personality who was attacked in the previous life was killed, and the golden finger is obtained in this life. The task is to find out the bad personality who killed him and cure Gong.

Second, delete all the bloody and violent descriptions in your article, dilute all the parts of attacking, abusing, and suffering, so as not to give people the feeling that Gong is a scumbag. The reason for attacking and imprisoning is because of love, not abuse, understand? "

Lin Lingling nodded, her idea was also to return to reasoning and write about what she was good at.However, what I wrote was really so cruel and bloody?

If you want to delete all of them... you will have to delete tens of thousands of words!

And in order to make the full text coherent, she almost had to overhaul the full text, 12 words!All overhaul, people will die.

Lin Lingling found out that the progress of the article was too slow after a night of repairing. The amount of work was definitely not something that could be completed in a day or two. She had to post a notice under the article, asking for a week off to edit the article, and promised to come back on time to update it in a week.

Xiuwen is really a painful thing, especially when she sees those memes that she used to be cute to death being written into a pile of shit by herself, Lin Lingling wants to shoot herself to death.

But for the sake of the little angel in the article, Lin Lingling finished the article before the agreed time and updated a new chapter.

A few days later, the number of new readers really increased, and the comment area was also full of praise.The income for a thousand characters also changed from fifty cents for a thousand characters to two yuan for a thousand characters, and later to ten yuan for a thousand characters.

Great my God!Lin Lingling listened to Mojiji with the idea of ​​being a dead horse as a living horse doctor, but she didn't expect such a revision to be really useful. She was so excited that she sent Mojiji more than a dozen emojis expressing her love and giving flowers.

Mouth full of ink, he was busy with scumbag games, so he didn't have time to talk to her, so he replied coldly: Get out, and play while you're at it!

"Okay, my god, get out now!"

Just when Lin Lingling fantasized that she was going to become a great god, the term was coming to an end.

Lin Linglingxiu's double degree has many courses, and the end of the semester is even more terrible. There are actually 11 exams!

As a naked update party with no outline, Lin Lingling always updates the code words on the same day, what is the saved manuscript?Can I eat it?

At first, Lin Lingling thought about spelling it out, improving review efficiency, and taking time out to code words. However, the ancient Chinese learned this semester is not learned by humans at all, and the teacher is very strict. All oracle bone inscriptions, bronze inscriptions, Xiaozhuan, and official script are required. It is said that a lot of exams were passed last year.

Lin Lingling persisted for a few days, but couldn't hold on any longer. In addition, readers seemed to be taking exams recently, and their enthusiasm had dropped a lot. Lin Lingling had to hang up a leave notice again, saying that she would come back to update after finishing the ancient Chinese exam.

At this time, there were not many readers of Lin Lingling's article, and the last time the article was revised and updated on time, the reputation was good, and readers had no complaints.

The true love reader named "Give back my dried fish to the shit shoveler" left a thoughtful message saying: Come on, the author, take the exam well, don't work too hard, I will always wait for you, okay?

Lin Lingling thought that asking for leave twice in a month would be viciously complained about, but she didn't expect the readers to be so warm, and vowed that no matter what happens in the future, as long as there is one person reading, I will definitely keep writing.

He also hypocritically wrote the introduction of Weibo as: If you are at the bottom of the pit, I will keep updating.

Readers, pay attention, this is the legendary Li flag!

You have to believe that every author must have sincerely swore by pointing at Grandpa Mao when he swore to never stop, never cheat, never be.

But you must also understand that every pit in Jinjiang once had an author who swore never to cheat.

So, you get the idea.

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Breaking the update is addictive!

Especially when your author is in the golden age of taking exams, graduating, looking for a job, or getting married and having children, don't believe what she says, "I'll come back to update after I've been busy for a while", even if she points at the hero chrysanthemum swears.

The devastated pits in Jinjiang are all telling the fact that every bottomless pit is paralyzed by an author who once vowed never to cheat, and there are countless readers who believe it is true.

Of course, if your boss really comes back to update the article after being in the pit for a long time, then congratulations, you must have saved the earth in your previous life.

But now, Ming Ting only feels that she was too stupid and naive back then!