Abnormal group wear

The emperor admitted that it was wrong for him to sneak in, but...the situation in front of him is not right no matter how you look at it...it's amazing.

Fortunately, he has a little facial paralysis, otherwise the character design will probably collapse.

Cheng Xiaochi was about to die, but he was probably ashamed, and he didn't yell or jump up, but moved his hands slightly to cover his face.

At this time, the face is more important.

"What are you doing?" asked the emperor.

Cheng Xiaochi felt that this was embarrassing, but anyway, there were only two of them, so the embarrassment was not too embarrassing.

But why do you ask?

Can't walk out by yourself?

You you you still watch!

Cheng Xiaochi saw the emperor staring at the water through his fingers and did not look away.

"I'm checking to see if I'm recovering," he said, still unwilling to remove his hand covering his face.

Your Majesty: "Oh, so what's the result?"

Cheng Xiaochi sighed, "There is no sign of recovery."

Emperor: "Don't worry, isn't there still seven or eight days left?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "I'm not in a hurry, I'm just a little worried, after all..."

Emperor: "I understand."

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, what do you understand, it's not that you are wilted! !

But facing the emperor, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't say anything.Because of the anger, the whole person turned red.

He was blushing all over, and he was suffocating, but in the eyes of the emperor, he was ashamed, he thought, this scene was too embarrassing.

After a moment of silence, Cheng Xiaochi said, "Your Majesty, you go to the dormitory first, I will come out immediately after washing, standing like this is not an option."

The emperor felt reasonable: "Okay."

After the emperor left, Cheng Xiaochi calmed down a lot. Breaking cans and smashing things has always been his rule of conduct in the world now—what kind of stupid rule (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

After Cheng Xiaochi packed up and went back to his dormitory, he was shocked.

The emperor was standing in front of his mahjong table, looking down at the mahjong in thought—it really was mahjong.

Cheng Xiaochi: Fuck, he forgot to put it away.

Cheng Xiaochi walked up one after another, trying to put away the mahjong, but the emperor pushed his hand away and said, "Do you usually play this?"

Cheng Xiaochi was extremely embarrassed, he got both stolen goods, and he couldn't lie: "Yeah, it's just that I'm always tired these days, and I can't go out for a few steps. I just want to have a little fun and play in the room."

Emperor: "Oh."

Hey, the emperor didn't seem to be angry, Cheng Xiaochi hurriedly put away his things.

The emperor caught a line from Cheng Xiaochi's previous words: "Are you always tired?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "Well, it's not that he's not healed yet, and he's tired after walking two steps."

Emperor: "There is no chariot."

"Except for the main road, chariots can't enter the harem, you still have to go."

Emperor: "Oh."

Cheng Xiaochi was a little speechless, what is the emperor doing today?So weird.

The emperor sat on the couch, and Cheng Xiaochi also sat on it, but the emperor was relaxed, like his own back garden, and Cheng Xiaochi seemed to be executed.

Because Cheng Xiaochi was too nervous, and because he had witnessed the "abnormal" deeds before, he forgot that he wanted to test the emperor.

Because compared to the emperor, I seem to be more like a pervert...

The night passed so peacefully, and the emperor didn't make things difficult for Cheng Xiaochi, Cheng Xiaochi slept so hard that he didn't even wake up when the emperor went to court.

In fact, it's normal. When did he wake up?

Xiao Zuo often said: "Your Majesty dotes on you so much, it's really enviable, and the women in the harem are probably also envious."

Cheng Xiaochi asked: "Do you think he spoils me? Besides giving me things!"

Little Beak: "Yes, Your Majesty will not let anyone disturb you when you go to court in the morning. When we eat together, you will let us choose what you usually eat, and tell us not to put coriander, garlic and ginger. And It is His Majesty defending in every possible way in front of all officials..."

She continued to add: "Your Majesty will also order us not to make clothes in too bright colors, not to decorate the house with lilies, saying that you don't like lilies, and that you..."

The little beak read a long paragraph in pieces.

Kecheng Xiaochi heard the first sentence.

Regarding his not waking up in the Shang Dynasty, he thought it was because he had slept too hard and never heard the emperor get up, so he didn't wake up.

It turned out to be the emperor...

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly thought of an allusion, the allusion of the broken sleeve...

Nima, why is this scene the same?

Almost cut my sleeves.

Cheng Xiaochi's scalp is numb, any straight man who has been in business for more than ten years will be scared when encountering such a thing!

The emperor is so kind to himself, could he be serious?

As a result, this really caught Xiaochi's words.

On the next morning, Cheng Xiaochi saw a piece of cloth in his arms.

No, why did he pull it by himself? Could it be that he fell asleep and pulled the emperor's sleeve?

He was stunned for a long time, and suddenly felt as if he had been trampled by a hundred white rhinos, his heart was pounding in fright.

Cheng Xiaochi thought about it for a while, and found that this was not the usual reaction when he was frightened, but more like...

It's like the appearance of the protagonist of his comics after he finds out that he is tempted.

He was terrified.

Being scared this time is not a feeling of heartbeat, this feeling is different, and it is easy to distinguish.

Cheng Xiaochi panicked, something is wrong, this is not him, is there something wrong with him.

At this time, he remembered a joke from others: "Gays are contagious!"

Cheng Xiaochi: Could it be that I was infected?

Cheng Xiaochi's nervousness now is no less than the nervousness when the emperor pinched him back then.

Gao Zhao came when Cheng Xiaochi was in a panic, and asked him if he had made any progress. Cheng Xiaochi's eyes were blank, and he fell into the abyss of self-doubt.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Put that aside first, there are more important things."

Gao Zhao: "This is not important, is it?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "Didn't I say it, it's more important!"

"Then tell me, brother will check for you." Gao Zhao said.

Cheng Xiaochi glanced at Gao Zhao carefully: "Brother, what do you think of me?"

"How is it? It's pretty good. My little skin is supple and good-looking. It's not much better than the original me."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"What about the emperor?"

"Are you talking about his appearance? Not to mention his appearance, do you think there is anyone prettier than him in the palace?"

Cheng Xiaochi shook his head: "No."

"Yes, such a good-looking person, if my brother is gay, he will probably be taken down in minutes."

Cheng Xiaochi's heart skipped a beat.He seemed to ask plainly: "Then see if his heart beats faster or something, after all he is so handsome."

Gao Zhao looked constipated: "Yes."

"Ah?" Cheng Xiaochi was startled, "Your heart beats faster too?"

Gao Zhao was helpless: "Yeah, the emperor's character is so bad, I work under him, every day to guard against being thrown into the pond as fish food, you say my heart is not beating."

Cheng Xiaochi didn't expect this answer, and replied dryly: "Oh."

Gao Zhao suddenly came back to his senses: "Wait, what is it called, you too."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Being caught by Gao Zhao as a pigtail, he said slowly, "That's...literally."

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Cheng Xiaochi told Gao Zhao about his troubles, and Gao Zhao was a little speechless, "Are you sure it's not because he's abnormal and you're afraid that your heart beats faster?"

Cheng Xiaochi was actually a little skeptical: "I... I'm not sure either."

Gao Zhao had an expression that I knew: "I'll just say it, or you can try it? It can not only detect your own sexual orientation, but also know whether the emperor is gay or not?"

"how do you know?"

Cheng Xiaochi sat on the bed, thinking about Gao Zhao's idea. In fact, Gao Zhao's idea was not bad, wasn't it.nine nine nine xs.

Not only can you see if there are any weird things on the emperor, you can also test whether he is a pervert, and you can also know whether you are gay or not.

As usual, the emperor came to Baiyi Pavilion again, and did not listen to anyone's dissuasion.

After all, the ministers had learned from the past and did not dare to pay too much attention to the emperor's private life, although they sympathized with Cheng Chi quite a lot.

After taking a bath again, the emperor was wearing crescent-patterned pajamas with broad shoulders and a slightly loose collar, which seemed to leak out the hormones inside.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Hey, Your Majesty, do you want to sleep?"

The emperor put down the memorial in his hand: "Well, it's quite late."

Cheng Xiaochi wanted to stretch out his hand again and again, but he didn't dare, but seeing that the emperor was about to pack up and go to bed.

Cheng Xiaochi plucked up his courage: "Your Majesty, may I change your clothes for you?"

The emperor's expression was very flat, but his actions were indeed stunned.

Emperor: "Not right now? Are you sure?"

Cheng Xiaochi concentrated on the emperor's collarbone, didn't pay attention to the meaning of the words, nodded repeatedly: "Mmmm!"

The emperor narrowed his eyes: "Okay."

Cheng Xiaochi was shocked that the emperor would agree so easily, after all, the emperor never took off his clothes before.

The hand that undressed trembled slightly. What could have been solved in 1 minute was taken 5 minutes. Whoever called Cheng Xiaochi didn't even know how to tie the belt.

After finally untying it, Cheng Xiaochi lowered his head, didn't dare to look directly at it, and took off the emperor's shirt quickly with his hands...

"Huh?" The emperor made a puzzled voice.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Huh?"

Cheng Xiaochi raised his head and saw that the emperor was naked, with nothing on, and his complexion was fair, like some kind of cold jade, as if the tentacles would be cold.

Cheng Xiaochi felt that something was wrong.

The emperor hadn't transformed yet, but his heart beat faster. Among the three things, only one thing came true.

Or the worst thing he could think of.

But acceleration is acceleration, Cheng Xiaochi didn't "move", after all he was still ill.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't "chicken", the emperor took a step ahead of him, he seemed to be "chicken", when Cheng Xiaochi reacted, he had already been laid down on the bed.

The emperor propped his hands on both sides of him, his hair fell down, making Cheng Xiaochi's collarbone itchy, the candle flickered, Cheng Xiaochi was attracted by the face that would eat a few more bowls of rice for anyone who looked at it and said I can't speak.

Cheng Xiaochi's health bar continued to drop because of the emperor's face, which was probably the effect of the "Charm" skill.

After a while, Cheng Xiaochi refused: "Your Majesty...you you..."

He couldn't speak, and looked flustered.

Fortunately, his physique buff has expired recently, otherwise he might be more "chicken" with the emperor.

Emperor: "Actually, you are still sick, and the widow can't be like this."

Cheng Xiaochi almost cried, he really seemed to have changed his mind, and his three views were reshaped: "Yes, yes!"

Emperor: "But hospitality is hard to come by."

Cheng Xiaochi felt what it was like to shoot himself in the foot, and this time he was really about to cry.

"No... Caomin just thinks that His Majesty always sleeps in clothes on weekdays, and it must be uncomfortable, so..." He said this at the fastest speed.

The emperor's expression was unclear. Suddenly, the emperor got up a little, and Cheng Xiaochi felt relieved, but the next moment, the emperor's palm wrapped around his neck.

Cheng Xiaochi's face changed drastically, the emperor is abnormal! ! !

"Your Majesty... this is..."

The emperor said: "It's nothing, Xiaochi's neck is easier to pinch, you are still sick, I think it's not suitable for intercourse, but it's still okay to touch."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"Then you touch..." What else can I do, it's better than the chrysanthemum.

The emperor stared at Cheng Xiaochi: "Did you see what you wanted to see?"

Cheng Xiaochi:? ?

He doesn't know why.

Emperor: "Don't you want to see the widow's body?"

Cheng Xiaochi's expression changed drastically, the emperor...why did he know!

"Forgive me for not understanding..."

"Are you curious that the widow sleeps with you every day without taking off your clothes, is it because someone told you that I don't show the widow's body to the palace people..." The emperor's words were extremely cold.

Cheng Xiaochi was about to cry, this guy is really perverted.

Although the emperor didn't exert any strength in his hands, Cheng Xiaochi's voice was very hoarse: "It's not..."

The emperor suddenly laughed, "The widow is not the emperor."

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned, what do you mean! ?Is it a ghost in front of you?

The emperor added: "To be precise, it's not the emperor when I was a child."

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't digest the meaning of these words.

After the emperor finished these two sentences, he became an ordinary emperor again, and let go of Cheng Xiaochi's neck: "It's all right, go to sleep."

Cheng Xiaochi: …………?

what does it mean?

Too much information, sorry I can't do anything! !What does it mean not to be an emperor? Is it really the so-called civet cat for the prince?Is it true or false emperor! ?

Cheng Xiaochi said weakly: "Your Majesty..."

The emperor turned his face sideways, showing a strange smile: "In a few days, the widow will make you a concubine."

Cheng Xiaochi: Fuck, fuck... I will leave the palace in a few days! !