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The emperor didn't say why he wasn't the emperor, but Cheng Xiaochi started his escape plan.

Don't run now, wait until the canonization and then run?

Just the word "concubine" made him numb from the shock, and his whole body was not right.

Gao Zhao heard that the emperor did not have any inappropriate birthmarks, tattoos, or scars, and fell into deep thought, "No, I heard that the emperor had a birthmark when he was a child, and it was just below the collarbone."

When Cheng Xiaochi heard this, he was shocked, this emperor is really not the emperor?

But he subconsciously didn't tell Gao Zhao about it, and he didn't know why.

"Brother Gao, what should I do now, you can find a way for me, otherwise, if there is a dog hole or something in the palace, I can get out, that's how novels are written."

Gao Zhao laughed angrily: "Our palace is so rich, not to mention dog holes, even mouse holes."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Then I'll disguise myself and find someone to go out with?"

Gao Zhao: "It's easy to go out, but you have to think about how to delay the time, so that the emperor doesn't think of you in advance, and wants to arrest you, isn't it?"

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't figure it out, and Gao Zhao was called away again, so he could only think hard by himself.

Xiao Zuo happened to come over, and Cheng Xiaochi saw him and asked, "Xiao Zuo, are you going to leave the palace when you reach the age? How do you usually get out? The palace is so big, won't you get lost?"

Xiao Zuo: "Follow the old palace man, you can go out, what's the matter?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "The imperial palace is too big, I'm afraid I'll get lost, how about you draw a map for me?"

Little Beak remembered that he had really lost his way before becoming Xiaochi, so he said, "Okay."

How could Xiaozhu know how to draw? In the end, Cheng Xiaochi listened to her and drew the map.

But it was the tip of the iceberg that a little court lady could know how big the map was. Later, Cheng Xiaochi asked several food bureaus and the little eunuch who often walked around.

After piecing together, there are almost drawings of the harem.

Later, Cheng Xiaochi asked Gao Zhao again. Gao Zhao was a little speechless when he saw the drawings that Cheng Xiaochi had put together, and quickly took out a map from his sleeve.

Cheng Xiaochi was furious: "You don't tell me you have a map! Are you making me busy for a while on purpose? Wait, so you also want a map!"

Gao Zhao gave him a white look: "I wanted it too, the palace is so big, I can just walk around and lose it, and my identity will be found out if I get lost."

"That's right," Cheng Xiaochi said.

Gao Zhao: "Actually, you have a chance."

"Ah? What chance?"

"This harem is boring. You also play mahjong for fun. Aren't the other empresses even more boring? You can start with them!"

"Yes, that's for sure," Cheng Xiaochi suddenly thought of something, his eyes widened: "I can't be a tauren, I don't dare to cuckold the emperor."

Gao Zhao: ...

"I mean, they occasionally go to temples or Taoist temples to offer incense! For example, Baiyun Temple!"

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly realized: "I understand! I'm going to make friends with them."

This set, Cheng Xiaochi never expected, set out a gourd string.

As for why Cheng Xiaochi knew that Concubine Chu and Concubine De also came from time travel, we have to start with the coincidence in the Royal Garden.

It's that rockery again.

The rockery that has carried so many ups and downs once fulfilled its mission.

Cheng Xiaochi asked someone to find out the whereabouts of Concubine Chu. After all, Concubine Chu has a higher status. He took a lot of treasures that the emperor gave me in a mess, and he was going to visit.

But in the past two days, Concubine Chu always closed the door and said she was not free, she obviously didn't want to deal with Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi couldn't help it.

Then he heard that Concubine Chu and Concubine De were getting close recently, and the two would hang around the rockery from time to time.

Cheng Xiaochi then went to squat over there for two days. His body was weak and the weather was hot, but the most important thing was that he was bored, so he secretly found Xiao Zuo and two little eunuchs behind the rockery in the Royal Garden to play. Mahjong.

As soon as the table was set up that day, he heard a strange noise. Cheng Xiaochi's hearing is not bad, otherwise he couldn't say that he heard the emperor's secret so clearly last time.

But this time the voice he heard made him change his face.

It's clear that someone is having sex! ! ! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi just glanced at it casually, not knowing what was going on, and was hooked to the foot by an ordinary-looking stone.

Then almost fell a dog and ate shit.

As a result, the dog ate shit and didn't fall, but plunged headlong into the fake cave, staring at Concubine Chu Guifei and Concubine De.

Cheng Xiaochi's face turned blue, he never expected that he would see such a scene.

So... so exciting!

It was Concubine Chu who came back to her senses first. Concubine Chu took out the blanket that had fallen on the ground, covered Concubine De, and said in a steady voice, "I don't know why Mr. Cheng has been looking for me these few days."

Cheng Xiaochi was embarrassed, but he seemed to understand what Concubine Chu meant. It meant what you wanted from me. I didn't see you a few days ago, but I can discuss it with you now, provided you forget that memory just now.

Suddenly enlightened, Cheng Xiaochi understood Concubine Chu's micro-expression and the connotation in her words, and immediately turned and left. The eunuch and Xiao Beak who were about to follow were blocked by him.

"There's nothing to see, let's continue playing mahjong."

The faces of the two people who were still in the cave changed when they heard mahjong.

After Concubine Chu Gui and Concubine De finished tidying up and came out, Cheng Xiaochi played two rounds, and Cheng Xiaochi lost several rounds because he was thinking about things in the rockery.

Are these two lilies?

This is too long, right?

God, how many laps has this been?

Then Concubine Chu Gui and Concubine De came out, Xiao Zuo and the eunuch rushed to meet, and Cheng Xiaochi escorted the three of them away.

"Please sit down! Please sit down!"

Concubine Chu Guifei didn't ask what was going on, but pointed to the mahjong and said, "Let's play a game?"

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head to look at Concubine Chu, and Concubine Chu also looked at him, in a blink of an eye, he understood something.

Then there is the reminiscence meeting.

Cheng Xiaochi is not an abo, and when they count together, they realize that they are not from the same time and space.

Cheng Xiaochi was in a bad mood, and his voice was so loud that it almost drew people over, "What? Abo, isn't this something that only exists in novels?"

Concubine Chu: "People like you appear in our novels."

"Ah?" Cheng Xiaochi was confused.

"Where we are, humans without pheromones are fantasy novels."

Cheng Xiaochi immediately understood, "So that's how it is..."

Concubine Chu: "It's not convenient to talk here, go to my palace." Concubine Chu said.

Then the three of them moved to Concubine Chu's palace.

When they arrived in the hall, Concubine Chu asked, "You kept looking for me a few days ago, what are you doing?"

Cheng Xiaochi was busy identifying relatives, and almost forgot about it. As soon as he explained it, Concubine Chu and Concubine De almost knew about it.

But Concubine De was a little puzzled: "Men and men are very normal in our place, why do you have such a big reaction."

Cheng Xiaochi: "We are different in our place. We are all male and female, and males cannot have children!"

Concubine De: "Oh, yes, I forgot."

After the three talked, Concubine Chu Gui agreed, but he said: "But we have to put on a show so that outsiders think we are on good terms, so that we can find a reason to go to the Taoist temple."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Okay! Then what do you think?"

Concubine Chu: "Let's just play mahjong. Play for three or four days in the imperial garden. It is said that the emperor's concubine also has an auspicious day. I have seen it in the past few days, and nothing will happen."

Cheng Xiaochi really asked someone to read the auspicious days of the zodiac, and it turned out that a week later, there was a big auspicious day.

Cheng Xiaochi felt a little inappropriate again: "Then we play mahjong, if other people who travel through time find out that we have the disease of leaving the soul, or that we use the corpse to return the soul, what should we do?"

Concubine Chu looked like you are such an idiot: "I am a noble concubine, and you are the emperor's favorite concubine. Does the emperor believe in us or the person who doesn't know where?"

Cheng Xiaochi patted himself on the head: "My wooden fish head!"

Concubine Chu saw that Xiaochi really didn't want to be messed with by the emperor, so she said, "I will arrange someone for you when the time comes, so that you can leave the city smoothly."

Cheng Xiaochi is overjoyed!

Concubine Li had looked for Concubine Chu before Cheng Xiaochi, but Concubine Chu still didn't see her behind closed doors, so she had no choice but to find the prime minister.

The prime minister's limelight has passed, he regained his vitality, and resumed his court.

He expressed his disdain for Chao Zhongfeng, he thought that some of the officials had already followed the path of the peacock spirit!

It happened that Concubine Li sent a letter looking for him, so he discussed with Concubine Li.

Prime Minister: "Is it just a coquettish thing? Your Majesty is just bewitched. The empress of the harem will definitely rectify it."

Concubine Li: "That's natural! But I can't see Concubine Chu here, so I wonder if the prime minister has any tricks?"

Prime Minister: "Madam, it's impossible for Concubine Chu not to go out all the time, right? Find out where the concubine goes on weekdays. After meeting by chance, if you mention this matter, she will definitely not sit idly by. I'll come from the general's side."

Concubine Li was suddenly full of confidence.

This confidence came quickly, and it was also broken quickly. Concubine Li knew that Concubine Chu would go back to the Imperial Garden every day, so she squatted down to watch.Unexpectedly, it really made him squat down.

But what he never expected was that Cheng Xiaochi was also there, and they were playing mahjong in a blur.

Concubine Li didn't know what that thing was, but since they met by chance, she definitely had to go forward.

"I have seen the imperial concubine and empress," Concubine Li saluted.

Concubine Chu glanced at her and nodded, but Concubine De was very enthusiastic: "Ah, Sister Li Concubine, do you want to play a game?"

Concubine Li glanced at Cheng Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi said, "Yes, it happens that one of three is missing."

Concubine Li couldn't refuse, she wanted to find out, so she said: "Ah, what is this, I don't know how to do it!"

Cheng Xiaochi said: "It's okay, as long as you have money, the rules are easy."

Then Concubine Li was pulled down by the three of them and played mahjong. At first, she was still thinking about how to provoke the relationship between the three of them, but in the end, she forgot about it after playing mahjong. , seventy thousand, five...

Concubine Li went there for two days, but there was no news at all. The prime minister was frightened, so he immediately went to the general and told the whole story to the general.

The general was speechless, and it took a long time before he said: "So it's because of this that you made such a move in the ancestor worship ceremony!?"

Prime Minister: "Yeah, it's not like you don't know, I've always thought about the country!!"

The general waved his hand: "Forget it, I'll go take a look tomorrow, I just haven't seen Concubine Chu for a long time."

The prime minister showed joy, thinking how much longer that little goblin could be happy!

Just as the prime minister was about to leave, a news report came suddenly, to the effect: Concubine Li didn't call to play mahjong either, she played mahjong until she was so dizzy, Concubine Li completely forgot about it!

The prime minister was so angry that he dropped two blue and white porcelain teacups, but the general grabbed him: "What are you talking about, what are they doing? Playing mahjong?"

The informant said: "Yes, it is said that occasionally they will say whether to play Sichuan mahjong or Fuzhou mahjong!"

When the general heard this, he slapped the table hard, scaring the prime minister and several staff members almost jumping from the table.

General: "Ridiculous!"

Several people said: "What the general said is true!"

The prime minister thought that the general must be dissatisfied, and was about to take care of this matter, but the general said angrily: "Ma De, I want to fight too, but the general can't enter the harem! Damn!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

The general left, and when he went back, he was still thinking, damn you concubine Chu, it’s so funny that you don’t think of me, brother! ?

As soon as he took the general to the general's mansion, the general received a secret letter from the imperial concubine. He thought it was to call him into the palace to play mahjong, but it turned out not to be, it was Cheng Xiaochi's business.

The general finished watching: "Interesting!"

Cheng Xiaochi and the others played mahjong for three or four days, and it finally worked out. Everyone in the palace knew that the harem was harmonious, and laughter came from the imperial garden every day.

And at this time, Concubine Chu brought Cheng Xiaochi with Concubine De and the emperor to talk about going to Baiyun Temple.

The emperor raised his narrow eyes, "Baiyun Temple...is that Taoist Xuanci? Asking for a son?"

His eyes swept over Cheng Xiaochi's body in an instant, Cheng Xiaochi's legs went numb, and he forced his gaze down: "Mmm..."

Hold! ! !

Emperor: "Do you really want to give birth?"

The eyes of the three of them stabbed at each other, and Cheng Xiaochi's heart was ashamed: "Mmm!!"

The emperor smiled: "Yes, let's go."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Nana's! !day!Sure enough, the dog emperor still misses having a baby! ! ! !