After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

The eyes were very unfriendly, the two of them seemed to have been pressed the pause button, Yu Fu just felt his head hurt when he heard the voice, he swallowed, and felt that he had to apologize, so he pushed aside the second idiot Zheng who was standing in front of him. Yuan, sincerely said: "I'm sorry, big brother, I don't have eyes with my hands, and I almost opened your head."

Zheng Yuan's face twitched, what did he say, it would be better not to apologize, the more he described it, the darker it was.

After Yu Fu finished speaking, he wanted to pick up the book. This is the biology book, the one on molecules and cells. It is lying alone on the ground at the moment, and the page that is spread out happens to be the protein part. Muscular Barbie is wearing the little skirt he drew. The bright smile on his face seemed to be mocking him.

Xu Mingyou picked up the book one step ahead of him, and walked over with one leg.

"Get out of the way." He said to Zheng Yuan who was blocking the way.

Zheng Yuan immediately raised his hands, turned his body to the side, very straightforwardly sold the person who was going to abort him a few minutes ago, folded his arms and raised his eyebrows at Yu Fu with an expression of watching the show.

Xu Mingyou looked at Yu Fu condescendingly, shook the book in his hand, and said in a very oppressive voice, "Throw it again."

Yu Fu felt that although he was at fault first, seeing the other party like this, he must not be cowardly at this time, otherwise he would not only lose his position as a class grass, but he might not be able to hold his head up in front of this person in the future, so he also stood up , Said with a hippie smile: "No bro, if you do it again, I'm afraid your head will be blown, buddy is pretty handsome, it would be bad if you come here and why the flowers are so red."

Seeing that he was still poor at this time, Zheng Yuan was not afraid of being asked by the boss to meet him at the school gate after school, so he hugged him from a distance, respecting him as a man.

Xu Mingyou's eyes were cold, but the corners of his mouth hooked up, and he uttered the classic line of a social boss: "You are fine."

Yu Fu was bold and humble: "Thank you for your praise."

Seeing that Xu Mingyou handed over the book, he reached out to pick it up with a smile on his face, but before he touched it, Xu Mingyou turned his hand, looked at him with a smile, then shook his hand, and threw his book into a trash can not far away Yu Li flushed the trash can shaking.

Yu Fu: "..."

Zheng Yuan: "..."

Oh shit!I am at odds with him!

*****

Today is Women's Day and also Gu Xizhao's mother's birthday. The old Gu Zhonggu and Xiao Gu Santiao secretly decided to give Comrade Li Jingru a surprise for this outstanding woman. With a heavy responsibility, I rode my bicycle to buy flowers on the way from school.

He was handsome and sweet-mouthed, which made the little flower shop girl cover her mouth and laugh straight away. She carefully selected three kinds of flowers for him, roses, lilies and carnations, and wrapped them carefully for him. star.

There was no place to put flowers on the mountain bike, but fortunately the schoolbag was big enough, he unzipped the zipper and put three bunches of flowers in it, because the zipper couldn’t be closed, most of the flowers were exposed outside, he tried to fix the flowers as much as possible Once, to prevent the flowers from falling out, so from a distance, he looks like a flower seller with a basket on his back.

But the bunch of baby's breath can't be put away, it's a pity to throw it away, Yu Fu can only unzip the school uniform and put the flowers in front, but if this happens, there will be a mass of things hanging on the stomach, it seems easy to let go Not to mention people's whimsical thoughts, it also affects him to speed up his progress.

He was riding along a remote path, and when he passed a small alley, he saw a person in the same school uniform as him leaning against the wall from a distance, his eyes lit up, and someone took the order.

Yu Fu excitedly stood up and kicked a few times, and made a handsome sudden stop in front of the man, kicked his legs to the ground, and looked at the man with a smile.

I got stuck in the middle of laughing, fuck me, Yuanjialu is narrow, it's actually Xu Mingyou's gangster leader who grabbed [-] to [-] yuan.

However, Yu Fu thought that now that the situation was urgent, he could temporarily forgive him for forgetting about today's love and hatred. He looked over with a solemn expression. A half-smoked cigarette, with a decadent and lazy look, raised his eyebrows when he saw him looking at him like this.

Yu Fu was still riding on the bike, holding the front of the bike with one hand was difficult to operate, so he could only use the other hand to reach down along the collar of the school uniform, touching the front for a long time, and it looked indescribable.

Xu Mingyou's eyebrows were almost raised to the hairline, his eyes looked at Yu Fu indifferently, he raised his hand and calmly took a breath of the cigarette, and then exhaled a smoke ring very skillfully, his face was full of naked, naked, naked disdain, Is this idiot here for revenge?He was really curious if this person could pull out any weapons of mass destruction.

Yu Fu finally touched it, smiled happily, and quickly took out the flower. The movement was too fast, and when it came out, the flower was still sweeping across his face, and then he stuffed it into Xu Mingyou's arms in a hurry. Then he pedaled and rushed out like an arrow.

Xu Mingyou was stunned for five seconds. He didn't react at all at that time. He only saw the white and green patch. He thought it was some kind of biochemical weapon.

He looked down and saw a bunch of gypsophila stars. Because there was no wrapping paper, a lot of flower branches were broken. The poor white flowers hung their heads, looking very bleak.

The idiot who gave him flowers could no longer be seen, and he felt an inexplicable fire in his heart, threw the flowers on the ground, and cursed: "Damn, are you out of your mind!"

When Yu Fu arrived at home, the house had already been decorated, ribbons and balloons were hung all over the room, and his grandfather wore a cute pointed hat with a small ball dangling on the hat.

Grandpa Gu held an air pump and said, "My dear grandson, come quickly and help me pump the balloons."

Yu Fu walked over with a smile, took the pump and began to inflate the balloon. After he finished pumping one, he handed it to grandpa, who would tie the balloon up.

The old man's hands are very nimble, and he moves quickly by grabbing the tail of the balloon and pulling it together.

These balloons are all heart-shaped, and some of them are not of very good quality. Grandpa Gu didn't pay attention when he was wearing them. With a "pop", the balloon exploded. He opened his mouth and looked shocked. Yu Fu remembered what the system said However, he had a mild heart attack, so he quickly stopped what he was doing and asked nervously, "Grandpa, are you alright?"

Grandpa Gu exhaled, patted his chest, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I gave the old man a fright."

Papa Gu also heard the voice, leaned out of the kitchen with a pot and spoon in his hand, and said, "Dad, what's wrong?"

He went back to the kitchen to continue cooking after hearing that it was all right, and Yu Fu didn't have the heart to play anymore, so the grandpa and grandson started to tie up balloons, and tied the balloons into a bunch around the door. The father and son waited nervously and expectantly for the goddess to visit.

When Li Jingru opened the door and entered, she saw a room full of balloons and ribbons. She stood at the door in a daze, surrounded by three men in her family, and the fireworks in her hands sprayed out colorful ribbons, slowly falling down from above. , making her feel that there are some flowers in front of her eyes.

"Happy birthday!"

Surrounded by three men from the Gu family, she walked to the table, which was already filled with prepared meals, and a number candle was inserted in the middle of the cake, and the big "3" was shining with a gentle warm light.

She wiped her eyes, her voice was a little choked, but she still couldn't help laughing out loud, with her akimbo on her hips, her queenly air bursting out: "I'm 43 this year, how can I be an old monster?"

Yu Fu put her birthday hat on and said, "What old monster, you will always be a three-year-old fairy in our hearts!"

Li Jingru: "Slick tongue!"

The whole family laughed.

After happily eating dinner and cake, the three musketeers of the Gu family quickly cleaned up the mess, and one of them came out with a bouquet of flowers. Father Gu was gentle and restrained. He handed the rose to his wife and said softly: "Gu Happy birthday ma'am."

Yu Fu followed closely behind and said loudly, "Mom, I will always love you!"

Seeing that both father and son had expressed their views, Grandpa Gu quickly said: "Daughter-in-law, I will announce you too, old man!" This caused the whole family to laugh even more cheerfully.

Grandpa Gu is a punk grandpa. When he has nothing to do, he always likes to go for a walk in the school. The school is full of young college students. When he sees a grandpa with a great personality, he likes to come and chat with him. So what is the popular language? He can quickly catch up with the trend, and even Yu Fu doesn't know some jokes.

He also likes to go to class, sitting in the last row of the classroom, sitting next to the stray cats he often feeds, which always attracts a lot of attention. There is also a column dedicated to him in the school official account - "The Old Man and the Cat" ".

Occasionally, he would stumble into the class of the Gu family and his wife. When he asked questions, he would raise his hands, and the couple would hold back their laughter and get up to answer the questions. In short, he was a very cute, old urchin-like existence.

Li Jingru accepted their flowers, her heart seemed to be soaked in warm water, warm, she pursed her lips with a smile, and said, "You guys are so nasty."

Yu Fu took out the guitar from the back, beaming with delight: "Is this stinky? The more stinky ones are yet to come! It's time for the show after dinner, showtime!"

It was getting late after the birthday party, Yu Fu said good night and went back to the room, he turned on the phone and looked, the message bar was about to explode, Zheng Yuan kept calling him.

Yu Fu sent back a message, and soon there was a reply.

Zheng Yuan: "What are you busy with and won't come back all night? Playing games, come or not?"

Yu Fu glanced at the time, it was 22:03, he thought that tomorrow is the weekend anyway, so it would be okay to play for a while, so he replied, "Come on."

Zheng Yuan still replied quickly: "We have already started, you can play casually by yourself first, and I will invite you next time."

He returned so quickly after playing the game, as expected of a good friend who had done eight pregnancies for him, Yu Fu smiled and logged into the game.

After the game is successfully logged in, the event interface usually pops up first. He hasn't played for a few days, so he clicks in casually to see what events are happening. The top one is the event introduction. A series of women's day-themed skin suits came out, and Yu Fu scrolled down. They were all heroines, such as prosperous women, colorful and pretty lolitas, but when he saw the last skin, his eyes widened. Big, his eyebrows trembled uncontrollably.

Fuck!Who has such a bad taste, the hero he often plays also has it!

He clicked on the appearance modeling and took a look. He had a pretty face, wearing lipstick and wearing a pink navel skirt, and even the ax in his hand was tied with a fancy bow. If it weren't for the familiar beard on his face, it would really If you don't recognize this is his favorite strong man.

He looked at the name of the skin—Girl's Memories, ahhhhhhhhhhhh what kind of perverted thing is this!he likes!

This skin is a limited edition, and it will only be available today. Yu Fu simply ordered to buy it. After changing it, he looked left and right, and couldn't wait to enter the game to see the effect.

Zheng Yuan's game status changed to being in a team, and he was sent an invitation to form a team. After Yu Fu entered, he found two people in the room. Except for Zheng Yuan, he checked the ID of the other person—the industrious Shaqima, immediately knew who it was.

The game started, and two passersby were automatically matched. After choosing a hero, he entered the game loading interface. Yu Fu glanced at the cover of the skin. The strong man was winking, holding an ax in one hand, and blowing a kiss with the other. Heart Bubbles came out from his side, very perverted and very hot eyes.

His mobile phone vibrated twice sharply, Zheng Yuan sent three emoticons of vomiting, and said, "When did your fucking taste become so strong?"

The author has something to say: Xu Mingyou: "Damn it, do you want to send me away with a bunch of broken flowers?"

I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was hugging a cat, but in the dream I always thought it was a dog. It’s just so hahaha!