After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as the game was successfully loaded, the ADC on the opposite side sent a message to all staff: "Damn it, what the hell is this!"

Sensitive words were blocked, and he reposted the English abbreviation "JB", and then almost everyone was checking the news.

"Damn it, my eyes!"

"Sao, really saucy!"

"Help, I'm really going to vomit!"

.........

Yu Fu replied meanly, "Little man loves you", and went to the top road alone. The other side hadn't spoken to the top road since the game started, and had been diligently replenishing soldiers. It's just a symbolic avoidance, not a confrontation with him, a group of Buddhas.

Yu Fu also began to develop honestly, maintaining a weird sense of harmony in the top lane, but the bottom lane was almost noisy.

Zheng Yuan plays ADC, and Yang Qisha plays nanny to assist him. The interesting thing about this game is that nanny can add blood to minions or wild monsters, so he always adds blood to the opponent's skills in various fancy ways On Xiaobing, the ADC on the opposite side had long hands, and it didn't take long for Zheng Yuan to feel overwhelmed.

He quickly sent a message: "Damn Shaqima, do your eyes grow on the soles of your feet? Where did the blood go?"

Yang Qisha replied to him: "This is called strategy. You see, if I increase the blood of our soldiers, the opponent will not be able to make up soldiers, which will delay their development."

Zheng Yuan: "Then you add your horse to the soldier on the opposite side? Huh?"

Yang Qisha: "This... Purdue sentient beings."

Zheng Yuan was silent for a long time, regretting why he agreed to the sand sculpture's request to hack together, he sighed resignedly: "Okay, go knock on the wooden fish and stay away from me."

Less than 5 minutes into the opening of the game, the nurse's health increase will consume his own life points. Yang Qisha made a round of Pudu, and he was almost at the end of his life. Easily received a blood.

Yu Fu had a big move, and his whole body began to flirt. He kept probing wildly on the center line on both sides, throwing a skill at the opponent from time to time, and quickly backed away after hitting.

The opponent is not a vegetarian either. He has a skill of hooking people. Every time he takes advantage of the floating up, he hooks him and drags him to the bottom of the tower. The two of them come and go, and no one suffers. But then the opponent’s jungler I often come here to squat in the grass, and Yu Fu sent out a series of "bullying people", and then developed wretchedly.

When the game reached 20 minutes, Xialu collapsed in a bad way, and Zheng Yuan was very irritable: "Shaqima, how many times have I told you, don't approach me when you are fucking locked by skills, even if you are dead. Pull the back, right?"

Yu Fu immediately sent them a signal, and then typed: "Brother Xialu, I'm here to help you~"

This time even their own teammates couldn't hold back, the mage was disgusted and even let most of them go, saying that he would hang up if he did this again.

Yu Fu: "Good brother!"

The skin of his hero is really hot, the pink skirt stretches out the outline of the muscles, and the white fat is faintly visible under the skirt, and the special effects are also pink, especially when zooming in. First, he hits the selected hero with a Big pink peach heart, peach heart will leave a pink mark on the enemy, with a 1-second stun effect, and then a burly man with pink bubbles swinging an ax falls from the sky, it is very scary!

Although Yang Qisha is such a good player in the team, everyone else played very well, especially Yu Fu, who was a double crit in the soul and body. In the end, 4 hits 6, and it was still a steady push. The opponent's crystal.

After the game ended, Yu Fu turned off his phone, closed his eyes and thought about how to spend the weekend before falling asleep.

Happy days are always short, the weekend passed in a blink of an eye, and Yu Fu went to school listlessly. Yesterday, Comrade Li Jingru happily announced to the Three Musketeers of the Gu family that in order to thank them for their carefully prepared birthday surprise, she specially cooked her latest dish , and solemnly introduced the source of his inspiration to the plates of unrecognizable raw materials on the table, looking at them expectantly.

Grandpa Gu was very clever, and after a few compliments, he found an excuse and walked away. The father and son looked at each other, and they both saw pain and struggle in each other's eyes.

If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Yu Fu tasted it with shaking hands, wishing he could die on the spot, but in order not to hurt his mother's self-confidence, he still resisted the tumbling in his stomach and said against his will: "It's okay."

Li Jingru's eyes lit up, and she picked up another piece of boldly cut vegetables, and said, "Try this again."

After taking a few mouthfuls in a row, Comrade Gu Xizhao couldn't bear the ravages of poisonous medicine even if he had a strong stomach, so he had diarrhea.

He ran to the toilet countless times, his intestines seemed to be churned together, and even the chrysanthemum was aching. Fortunately, it was raining today and he didn't need to raise the flag and do exercises, otherwise he doubted that he would be able to slump thousands of miles in public.

As soon as the third class ended, he couldn't help holding his stomach and ran to the toilet for the fifth time. He squatted in the cubicle, and there were some not-so-beautiful sounds in the toilet. He exhaled comfortably, and heard someone Went into the compartment next to him.

There is a light "click", which is the sound of a lighter. The old demon of Montenegro often goes to the toilet to catch students who smoke. Once caught, parents will be invited once. The name will be hung at the school gate for a week, and after the speech under the national flag. Confession under the national flag, read the self-criticism in public, quite troublesome.Therefore, even if everyone wants to smoke, they will not stand outside to smoke, but will go to the cubicle.

Feeling that his stomach was almost comfortable, Yu Fu took out a tissue from his pocket. The school uniform was loose. When he was taking it out, the mobile phone in his pocket fell out. He frantically reached out to pick it up. The paper towel bag slipped out, hit the edge of the squat pit, and fell into the sewage pipe along the hole.

Yu Fu looked at the empty hands, he was stunned, he lost his wife and lost his army, he hasn't even wiped his butt, what should he do now, he can't use his hands, right?

He felt that he had fallen into a desperate situation in life. If he had a mobile phone, he could call Zheng Yuan and the others to deliver the paper. At most, he would be laughed at, but what should he do now?

Countless ideas popped up in his mind in an instant, and they were arranged in order of feasibility:

1. Wipe with underwear, and then take off the underwear and hang it in the idle position - no, no, it always feels chilly.

2. Use your hands, at worst, go out and wash your hands in a while-it still doesn't work, what if it rubs on your clothes?

3. Don't rub, just go out and be a man of taste.

……

All these ideas were rejected, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and looked back slightly, the wastebasket was half full of papers, and a bold idea came to him...

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, and then retracted it just half way, it's so fucking wretched!

He suppressed his hand that was about to move, his mind was clear for a moment, the tip of his nose smelled the smell of smoke, he slapped his head, isn't there a big living person next door?

Yu Fu felt that it would be a bit abrupt to speak directly like this, but he had no choice but to shoot. He was worried that if he was unlucky, he would be recognized by his acquaintances, so he suppressed his throat and said softly, "Brother, do you have any extra paper?"

The neighbor didn't speak.

He went on to say: "You may not believe it, my mobile phone and paper both eloped into the latrine, and I hope you, a hero, will help me to order paper. When I become rich in the future, I will never forget today's kindness. I will send you a paper roll factory... ..."

The neighbor next door seemed to think he talked too much, so he clicked his tongue impatiently. Immediately, a pack of tissues was handed over from under the gap in the compartment. It was the kind that cost one yuan a pack. Yu Fu opened it and looked, and there were only two in it. , He pulled out the tissues, and thought that it would be embarrassing if someone ran out of them, so he carefully tore one of the tissues from the middle, thought for a second, and put the slightly larger half Back in the package.

He stuffed the paper bag through the gap again, but the person next door didn't pick it up, so he kept his movements and began to talk at length until the person took it.

He reckoned that class was about to start, and the people next door went out of the toilet before him, and then quickly finished it, and returned to the classroom with a relaxed and proud head.

The Chinese class was talking about ancient Chinese, which was very boring. Yu Fu couldn't help being distracted, and his eyes began to wander around.

When he glanced at Xu Mingyou's place, his eyes froze.

ah?oh?Huh?Why is the tissue package on his desk so familiar?

Yu Fu blinked, and glanced at Xu Mingyou's indifferent side face, he listened so seriously even in such a boring class, he was indeed a god of learning.

Xu Mingyou had already noticed the eager gaze over there, but he was used to it. The man's brain must be sick, so he didn't have the same insight as a mentally handicapped person.

He unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip. The person in front of him was dozing off when his body suddenly shook for some reason. The chair slammed into his table with a bang, and some mineral water spilled out.

Xu Mingyou was speechless, picked up the tissue bag on the table, and pulled it out, only to find that there was only half of it!

He froze in the movement of pulling out the paper. When he remembered something, his forehead twitched. After calming down for a while, he randomly stuffed the half of the paper back into the packaging bag, turned around and threw it into the trash can with incomparable precision.

Yu Fu carefully looked back, he was sure that he really heard the sound of grinding his teeth just now, and he was glad that he had the foresight.

After school, he pushed his car out of the school gate and saw Xu Mingyou carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder, standing with a few young people who looked very "social" at first glance. Thinking of what happened today, he felt a sense of shame inexplicably , I didn't look much, and rode my car to the house.

Xu Mingyou raised his chin impatiently, and said to the person in front of him, "Go away."

The bastard Fu Heng wore a motorcycle leather jacket and exaggerated long earrings on his ears, and he spoke in a smooth manner, "Brother Xu, you can't ignore this matter, Xiao Saner is still waiting for you to talk."

Xu Mingyou sneered: "I've said it long ago, he just doesn't listen, and he deserves to be punished for violating the rules."

Fu Heng frowned, the person in front of him was a few years younger than himself, if there was no other way, he would not have come to him, the rules were troublesome, and Xu Mingyou didn't recognize his relatives, so he could only talk to him patiently.

"Brother Xu, we were wrong before. You adults don't count the faults of villains. We beg you for what happened to San'er. If you have something to say in front of Brother Zhou, just help me once."

Xu Mingyou didn't get into it: "Don't you guys do a lot of things in person? Do you really think I'm a fool?" He hooked his hands to signal Fu Heng to step forward, poked his shoulder with his fingers, and said in a deep voice : "Don't fucking come to me again!"

The author has something to say: Yu Fu: "I warn you, no one is allowed to speak out about what happened today, or I will arrest you all and lock you up in a small dark room!"

Xu Mingyou: "Tch, some people look beautiful on the surface, but in fact they don't even have a piece of toilet paper."

Some people are beautiful on the surface, but they dare not even admit that they are sand sculptures.

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