Ask but not [Quick Transmigration]

The soft bed is like lying on cotton candy.

I don't like to eat this kind of sweet and greasy.

Confused, the groggy Huo Qi woke up in the blink of an eye.

"What the hell?!"

What the hell really!

Pink window screens, pink bed sheets, pink... little Nene, or lace, with a pink and tender little bow on it.

Xiao Nei Nei was hung on the head of the bed in such a big way, it can be seen that the owner is probably an informal girl who picks her feet.

"What's the situation." Damn it, that brat Ye Qihang didn't necessarily do it.

He followed Ye Qihang, and stayed in that world for a total of five or six years, developing little by little, and now there is a tendency to return to the old modern life.

The days are getting better, and Ye Qihang's special function has also undergone a very strange change - he can actually delineate an independent space.

Then freely shuttle.

So, this brat used this special function on Huo Qi.

Huo Qi just washed his hands, and he was in the primeval forest when he came out.

Ye Qihang, who was standing in the forest, was smiling triumphantly at him.

As a result, of course he was beaten by Huo Qi.

Forget it, the number of times they beat Ye Qihang together can exceed the Valentine's Day they spent together, it's really fucking gratifying.

"Now, is this itching again?"

With a soft tone and a smile on his face, Huo Qi touched on the bed, and then...under the pink pillow behind him, he touched a cucumber.

Cucumbers are very fresh, so they can be eaten and used.

The room of this girlish heart is quite large, and there is a wall mirror on the wardrobe, which is oval and very long, and can illuminate the whole person.

The wall mirror is also in a gorgeous and retro style. The kitchen wall is carved with complicated and beautiful classical patterns, with rings and rings; the mirror is bright, and the person standing in the mirror has long golden curly hair, as if a banana peel has been cut into shreds. Son, knit a sweater into a wig and pile it on the head.

Under the cover of this pile of hair, there is the empress dowager Huo Qi Cixi's constipated appearance.

What's more, he was still wearing court-style pajamas, which looked like a big sack in sackcloth, but it was dyed pink.

What kind of bad taste is this.

Ye Qihang.

With a smile and white teeth, it is gloomy, like a beast that wants to eat people.

"Ye Qihang..." You are courting death!

Make him look like this!

Rolling his eyes to the sky, Huo Qi scratched the long banana-colored hair on top of his head irritably.

Lost.

Hair falls out.

Huo Qi: "..."

It turned out to be a wig.

Huo Qi breathed a sigh of relief, no wonder it was about to fall off, the wig was not wearing a headgear, how long can this wig last?

Taking off this wig, it is still Huo Qi's hairstyle.

In addition to being crushed and messed up, there is also a kind of messy beauty.

Is this the world of The Wig Princess and the Seven Dwarfs.avi?

So now, where is that brat Ye Qihang!

He's going to fry him!

Huo Qi was already itchy, and at this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Princess, are you there?"

A woman's voice came from outside the door. It sounded like a middle-aged woman's voice.

The middle-aged woman knocked on the door for a long time, but when she saw that there was no movement inside the door, the princess inside would definitely reply her with a sweet and greasy voice: "Yes, godmother."

The princess is called Lily, which is Princess Lily.She's the princess' godmother, and since the author doesn't bother to name the playboys, let's just call her godmother.

Princess Lily is the child she brought up with her own hands. She is well-behaved and sensible. She was born with a face painted with moonlight and strong fragrance of flowers. She is very beautiful.The country here is called Inchsteen, and King Charles is the jewel in the palm of Princess Lily.

Just a jewel in the palm, it must be loved as a baby, King Charlie, and Queen Charlie, who gave birth to Princess Lily, the two people's greatest pleasure is to compete, who will spoil their daughter more.

Godmother, who has been watching Princess Lily grow up, is also equivalent to the role of a mother.The Lily she taught would definitely not do this kind of thing. She has been knocking on the door for a long time, but she still can't come to open the door for her.

Could it be that you haven't gotten up yet? !

No, no, as a beautiful princess, how could she stay in bed!

... what logic? !

The godmother didn't want to wait any longer, and she opened the door with the key.As soon as she opened the door, she saw her Princess Lily standing in front of the mirror, holding the large scissors used by the gardener to cut flowers in the garden, and cutting the hem of her long skirt into strips of rags.

Godmother: Frightened. JPG!

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Huo Qi now knows that it is not Ye Qihang's masterpiece that he traveled to this place inexplicably.

Because after the princess godmother appeared, a dialog box similar to the lace-trimmed underwear of the pin-picking princess floated above his head.

In the dialog box, another forgiving hat soon floated out.

It's called: The Green Hat Grabs the Third Party System.

A mechanical voice came from the system: "This is an easter egg. Congratulations on completing the tasks in the four worlds of "You Can't Get What You Want". The completion rate is very high, and I would like to commend you. The green hat catches the third-party system special chapter, the tasks in this world are very simple , now you, as Princess Lily, need to find a pimp called "Hedson"—oh, let me explain to you what a pimp is..."

Huo Qi interrupted it impatiently: "Shut up, isn't it just organizing a bunch of princesses and pimps? Go on."

The pimp system... No, it's the cuckold catching mistress system and then said: "Oh my God, you are really rude! Oh, I swear, you are the princess now, how can you... don't put down the scissors oh, my boy, my baby, how could I kick your ass with my boot?"

Huo Qi said with a cold face, "Go ahead."

After listening to this bullshit system rambling on for a long time, Huo Qi finally understood what he meant.

It is nothing more than that, in this system world, he needs to find three cuckold objects, and then find out the mistress and hand it over to the original partner, over.

What a mess.

Huo Qi did not hesitate: "I refuse."

The system also didn't hesitate: "And Ye Qihang is the same! If you don't participate, he will be trapped here and can't get out! Wait, why are you going!"

Watching Huo Qi tie up the shredded cloth skirt without looking back, wrap it up, and turn it into a rope.

The princess godmother who was knocked unconscious by Huo Qi with a pair of scissors was still lying on the ground.

Knowing how savage Huo Qi was, the system began to panic.

"Oh, then let him stay here forever." Huo Qi didn't care.

system:"……!"

Of course it didn't work out.

It's not that Huo Qi is kind, but that Princess Lily's parents are here.

The biggest hobby of this daughter-loving madman couple is to see their daughter in the morning, at noon, and at night, and reflect on themselves three times. It is best to see their daughter again in their dreams.

They waited in the palace for a long time today, but they didn't wait for the godmother to lead their daughter to say good morning to them.They are very anxious, feeling that every minute and every second of this morning is meaningless, and their meaningless life makes them like two royal salted fish lying on the golden chair.

Xianyu decided to visit her daughter.

Huo Qi, who heard the knock on the door again, felt like he was in Sparta.He picked up the godmother who was lying on the ground in the shape of a corpse, threw it on the bed, tucked it tightly with a quilt, and then pulled up a banana-colored wig and covered it over her head.

Damn, the wig got scratched!

Huo Qibing went to the doctor in a hurry, and when he opened the closet, he was stunned.

A wardrobe full of wigs of various colors!

Red, yellow, green, purple, and even colorful, there are all kinds of Marysu colors.The corner of Huo Qi's mouth twitched, and he picked up a popular hat that was half dull green and half grandma gray and put it on top of his head.

Huo Qi selfishly felt that this Princess Lily was probably bald.

"Lily, Lily, are you there?" Lily's mother's voice.

"Oh, my dear Lily, come and show your father!" It was Lily's father's voice.

"My day..." Huo Qi roared in his heart, speeding up the knotting in his hands, tied it to the bedside table, and took away Princess Lily's little pink lace underwear.

Over the wall successfully.

Huo Qi patted his butt and left.

System: "Huo Qi, Huo Qi, listen to me! In the green hat catching mistress system, the green hat NPCs will clearly show that after completing these three tasks and taking Ye Qihang away, both of you can leave! You can put This time it's an adventure, is it exciting, surprising, unexpected?!"

Huo Qi said in a calm tone, "Get out of here."

The system immediately turned Thomas around 360. If the old man refused to accept it, he would give in to your mellowness and get out.

Princess Huo Qi wore a princess dress that had turned into a miniskirt, relying on her status as a princess, she traveled unimpeded all the way.

It's just that everyone who saw him stared wide-eyed without exception. They couldn't believe it at all. The person in front of him who seemed to be performing performance art was actually the most elegant and beautiful Princess Lily in the Inchsteen Kingdom.

This must be a fake Princess Lily.

Guard A: "I'm not mistaken, did the princess just pat her... respectful buttocks just now!"

Guard B: "I believe you are not mistaken. Just now, the princess lifted her short skirt and tied it in a knot..." You can see things you shouldn't see, okay?

Good thing there isn't, or you'd really be seeing one.

Beautiful and elegant Princess Lily with big chirps.

Just like that, Huo Qi walked out of the palace gate without incident, abducted a snow-white horse, knocked out the guards guarding the stable, and snatched his penis.

He is carrying a gun and sitting on a snow-white horse, just like a heroic prince charming.

——If this Prince Charming is not wearing the same short skirt as Monkey King.

Huo Qi didn't know this place at all. This horse seemed to be more familiar with the route here than him. It was puffing out the white gas from its nose and running all the way. It was completely a horse-shaped Gaode map.

They ran all the way and came to a forest.

The forest is huge and boundless.The trees are dense and the branches and leaves are slanted. They walked by, and the shadows of each person and horse covered the mottled sunlight between the leaves, which was deep and sometimes light, like a revolving palace lantern.

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of..."

They went deep into the forest and heard these songs.

The person who sang should be a girl, with a baby voice, which sounds pretty good.

But when Huo Qi saw it, it would be different...

The author has something to say: I probably am, really poisonous hahh