Ask but not [Quick Transmigration]

Want to say hello to this singer?

By the way, how to get out of the way below.

Anyway, Huo Qi would not admit it, it was he who wanted to see how the singer looked and whether he was beautiful and sweet.

He would never admit to such careless thoughts.

——Although, judging from his past experience, people with good voices generally have good looks...

The man was still singing, and the tune became more and more cheerful: "Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion, and the left hand and right hand will replay in slow motion. This song will bring you happiness..."

A "#" appeared on his forehead, and Huo Qi finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Excuse me, do you know how to get out?" I was stunned.

Wide-eyed and small-eyed.On the contrary, Huo Qi is that small eye.

Dark brown long hair, huge body, holding a jar of honey in his arms.The eyeballs are black, like two huge black plastic eyeballs, inlaid on the fluffy fur, the nose is wet, and the brown hair at the corner of the mouth is stuck together because of honey.

Is it a brown bear, or a brown bear that looks very mentally retarded.

The brown bear stared at Huo Qi dully, a string of crystal saliva flowed down and mixed with the honey at the corner of its mouth.

A miracle happened.

On the top of the brown bear's head, a big green hat appeared.

Don't tell him, this is the legendary green hat NPC.

But in reality, that seems to be the case.

In order to show friendship, Huo Qi squeezed out a friendly and murderous smile like a wolf grandmother: "Hello, I am Princess Lily."

The brown bear licked its honey-soaked paws, and greeted Huo Qi happily: "Hello~ My name is Xueer~"

Huo Qi suddenly: "..."

Why is a bear covered in brown fur, except that its voice is sweeter and sounds like a girl, but its body is tall, big and strong, as strong as an iron tower, as strong as a Siberian red lead mine-is it called Cher? !

The corner of Huo Qi's mouth twitched: "It may not be that there are still people named Da Zhuang."

As soon as the words fell, a snow-white thing jumped out from the shoulder of the bear named Xue'er.

Red eyes, snow-white fur, two pink and fluffy ears, the tip of the pale pink nose moved, and the paws on the pads scratched Xue'er's brown hair on her body, looking quite proud.

This is a proud rabbit.

"I'm just Da Zhuang, what's the matter." The male duck's voice, the voice of an uncle, opened his mouth and knelt.

A rabbit with a thick, hoarse male duck voice, probably a male.

It's strong, it's fantastic.

"Hello, Da Zhuang." Huo Qi waved to him friendly.

Da Zhuang rolled his eyes, took out a radish stick out of nowhere, and chewed it in his mouth: "Where did you come from, you bumpkin, did you just roll out of the paint bucket?"

It refers to Huo Qi's wig, which is half dull green and half grandma gray.

For some reason, Huo Qi suddenly wanted to eat spicy rabbit head.

This idea is simply unprecedented.

But he endured it, and he was a good-natured man, he thought.

Huo Qi got off his horse and took the initiative to shake hands with this mean-mouthed dead rabbit.

The dead rabbit still looked very proud, just reluctantly and condescendingly poking out a few paws, the pink flesh pads underneath were faintly visible.

"Hey, who made me approachable." Da Zhuang sighed.

Huo Qi almost crushed the furry rabbit paw in his hand.

"Ah, you want to go out, where are you going?" Da Zhuang asked.

"Just wander around."

"Nowadays young people want to be backpackers when they have nothing to do. They are not restless at all, unlike adults like us," Da Zhuang resentfully said, "Go straight ahead. If you encounter a fork in the road, you have to choose the left Yes, I can’t tell the left side, but the left hand can always tell the difference. Then walk all the way, don’t turn or look back, and you can leave here.”

"Okay, thank you."

Huo Qi politely kissed Da Zhuang's furry face, but Da Zhuang seemed disgusted, brushing away the non-existent saliva on his face without any shame.I still don't forget to chop off the paw arrogantly, and scratch the fur of the brown bear with one paw.

"Take it easy, it hurts her~" Xue'er was not happy.

"You are the most delicate." Da Zhuang was not happy either.

Husband and wife quarrel, idlers retreat.

As an idler, Huo Qi left with interest, and soon found the two forks that Da Zhuang said.

Take the one on the left.

Huo Qi led the horse and walked on that road.

Another brown bear that looks like Xueer is lying in the middle of this forked road.

Unbiased, it sleeps in the middle of the road.The appearance is stable, the expression is peaceful, and the death is peaceful.

Maybe not dead, just basking in the sun.

But there is no sun today, Huo Qi looked at the sky suspiciously.

As if sensing that someone was coming, the bear lying on the road, which looked like it was pretending to be a toll station, opened its eyes.

First look at the two slender legs, straight and straight.Wearing a ragged skirt with uneven edges, he was also leading a horse with a spear on the horse's back.

Especially that hair made the bear look dumbfounded.

Huo Qi raised his head politely towards it, and pulled the white horse forward.

But the bear grabbed Huo Qi violently and sniffed him desperately.Before Huo Qi could react, the bear slapped Huo Qi unconscious with a paw.

Not only that, but by the way, Huo Qi's horse was also knocked unconscious.

Bear's palm strength cannot be underestimated.

·

At night, Huo Qi woke up leisurely.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he met the green eyes, which almost scared Huo Qi to death.

Just kidding, Huo Qitian is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid that when he opens his eyes, he will see two fluorescent lights in the dark night, which remind him of the shadows of his childhood.

Ring at midnight.

How terrible.

Probably feeling Huo Qi's uneasiness, the room finally brightened up.

It was the bear who caught Huo Qi, lit two candles, and illuminated the world in front of him.

The bear said: "You, marry me."

Huo Qi: "...??" At a loss.

"You are beautiful." He explained.

Praising a man as beautiful... Is this language taught by prenatal education?

Huo Qi raised his eyebrows, and the bear introduced himself: "Baibai."

Can't help but look at the bear.

"My name is Baibai."

For nothing, Cher.

Heh, even bears have weird taste in naming them now.

Seeing Huo Qi's indifferent expression, Bai Bai couldn't help feeling a little anxious.Start chatting with him without saying anything.

"You have Cher's smell on you."

"Xue'er, who is yours?"

"It's mine," Bai Bai paused, looking like he didn't really want to answer, "It's the same kind."

As soon as the words fell, Huo Qi was stunned.

Behind Bai Bai, Xue Er appeared.

He was carrying an ax in his hand, and he slashed down towards Bai Bai who answered "similar".

It's just -- it's unfortunate.

The green hat on Xueer's head was shining brightly in the dark night, and she cursed in a tender Taiwanese accent: "Well, you heartbreaker, you can change as you say! You are not a thing! You bastard!"

Huo Qiqi was surprised: "Hey! You are a family, and that rabbit named Da Zhuang..."

"That's my lover!" Xue'er cursed with great confidence.

Huo Qi: "...!" Very strong!

Huo Qi was really not in the mood to watch the two bears fight, and the fighting posture was so ugly, while they were fighting, Huo Qi had already slipped out the door.

He's about to go to work.

After all, the green hat hits the junior system.

Huo Qi is really going to make spicy rabbit heads.

At this time, the rabbit named Da Zhuang was at Xueer's house.

On the phone, wearing an unbuttoned, open-chested shirt with a suave rogue bunny look; a relaxed look, and a relaxed tone: "Hey, ah, it's Hedson, you, yes. You , Help me find a white, beautiful and long-legged rabbit, I want a female! I want a beautiful one, but no fur, bald, or too long, so it can’t smell bad."

"Hideson?" Isn't this the person he was looking for.

Huo Qi, who overheard Da Zhuang's conversation, was taken aback for a moment.

When Da Zhuang saw Huo Qi coming, he was startled at first.Then he became very calm, and he put down his phone: "Aren't you going out, why are you back?"

Huo Qi: "I was captured by a bear named Bai Bai."

Da Zhuang: "Then aren't you coming out now?"

Huo Qi: "I have something to do."

Da Zhuang: "What's the matter?"

Huo Qi: "It's okay."

While saying something, he moved closer to the rabbit.

Da Zhuang was ignorant and completely unaware of Huo Qi's sinister intentions.

Then he was approached, and Huo Qi, who had confused him with words, picked up his ears, fell against the wall and fell unconscious.

——It’s really, too miserable.

Huo Qi knocked him unconscious just to complete the cuckold's task of beating the mistress system.

If Xueer and Baibai are husband and wife, then Da Zhuang is the mistress.

In this case, if Huo Qi fell so strong, then the task completion should be increased by one level.

System: "I'm sorry, the system was just under maintenance, and it was pumped again. It's commonplace to smoke. It's only once in a while if you don't smoke. Come, come, congratulations, the system is 1/3 complete! Give it to Bai Bai, let him deal with it, and it will be fine!"

Huo Qi: "..." Ya's problem.

And at this moment, there was a knock on Da Zhuang's door.

People outside: "Da Zhuang, come out and open the door. Don't think you have the ability to call a rabbit, but you can't open the door!"

It was a man's voice.

Da Zhuang was in a coma and was held in Huo Qi's hand, fearing that he would not be able to hear these words.

After a while, the knocking on the door stopped.

Just when Huo Qi thought that the people outside the door should leave, that ignorant voice came again, this time it was even more annoying.

Because, they kicked the door open directly.

Huo Qi: "==!!!"

There were two people standing outside the door.It can be seen that one is the boss, and the other is the younger brother who just yelled outside.

The boss couldn't see his face clearly because he lowered his head and was still smoking a cigarette in his hand.The younger brother is pretty good-looking, with delicate features, but he speaks too carelessly, ruining his image: "Grandma's, who ordered the rabbit?! It's such a long distance at night, how tiring it is to travel all the way here! Don't try to extort money! You need to pay us more travel expenses, do you hear me!"

The little brother picked up the iron cage, and inside it was a perfect little rabbit with fair skin, beautiful long legs, smooth white fur and no baldness.

The younger brother added: "The most beautiful one!"

Huo Qi blinked.

The younger brother looked at him with an unbelievable expression: "Just now, is that what you wanted?"

Huo Qi shook his head.

Only then did the little brother see that the Da Zhuang in Huo Qi's hand might be the original owner.

The little brother screamed: "Ah, you beat the one who paid the money to death. Didn't we run away for nothing, ahhhhhhhhh, lose money! I want you to lose money! Killing rabbits to pay for money is justified!"

Huo Qi was speechless: "I have no money."

"No money?" a low voice.

It was the boss who was smoking just now. When he heard that Huo Qi had no money, he put down the cigarette in his hand and walked up to Huo Qi.

He raised his head, saw Huo Qi's face clearly, and then froze.

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