God, you hit me!

Side A

"Han Ya......" Han Ya turned her head, Guan Yin had already opened the car door and got out of it, he shook his head, as if he didn't suggest Han Ya to do this, "I suddenly thought of something else, you two see Go shopping after the movie, let's get together next time."

Guan Yin said, and handed the car keys in his hand to Gu Yuekai, and said thank you casually. After finishing, he didn't listen to what Han Ya was saying, so he turned around and left. The angry Han Ya walked straight behind him. Stomp and curse.

Guan Yin shook his head helplessly, this Han Ya is really moved, otherwise how could Gu Yuekai have the opportunity to see such a rude side of him.

Went into Starbucks and drank a cup of latte, guessing that the two guys should have entered the venue long ago, Guan Yin walked out slowly, he didn't go anywhere, but bought another movie ticket out of his own pocket, and went in alone kill time.

At the beginning, my mind was wandering, and I gradually regained my senses after checking the tickets and entering the screening hall. I didn't even buy a glass of water!

never mind.Wait until the movie is over and go out and buy it.

He really picked it randomly, and told the conductor a movie ticket that staggered the fastest opening of "Thirty Long Lives of Love", and then the conductor's sister thoughtfully arranged for him such a pure big animation like "Little Bamboo Looking for Mom".

Seats are also randomly selected. In fact, you can sit casually after entering. There are not many parents who bring their children out to watch cartoons, so basically all of them gather in the middle rows. Guan Yin sits according to the seat. It’s so dead that it happens to be in the third row, not to mention the distance from the screen, the light is still dazzling, the most important thing is that there are people behind him………………………

At the beginning of the movie, there are occasional children behind me asking their parents questions. It is not as noisy as adults, but it makes people feel very comfortable.

The film played for about 15 minutes and reached a small /climax/climax. Zhu Ye, who was holding a couple’s set meal, came late amidst the cheers of the children.

As soon as he turned in from the aisle, Guan Yin saw it, but he didn't expect to sit down next to him in the end, and handed him a bucket of popcorn in a foolish way. The most ridiculous thing was their drink. The straws on the top are heart-shaped, split into branches, one is in Zhu Ye's cup, and the other is in his cup.

But is the slit on the bottom useful?The above one is not universal?

Who wants to kiss him indirectly? ? ?

In the dark, each other couldn't see each other clearly, Guan Yin didn't move, Zhu Ye was stubborn, thinking that there were so many parents and children behind him, forget it, let's go on, but the universal heart-shaped straw was rudely disassembled by Guan Yin down and throw it away.

It was obviously a funny, humorous and fresh cartoon, but it was turned into an adult movie by Zhu Ye's heavy breathing!

Guan Yin's nerves were weakened by his wanting to move his hands. He stared at him every minute, fearing that Zhu Ye would give him the wrong hand.

Then, he saw his reaction!

It was bulging and swollen into a hard lump, which was unbelievably large. It was definitely not a human bird, but a livestock!

Guan Yin plucked up his courage again and again, and decided to get up and leave the scene. He was really fed up with the perverts around him!

Watching a children's movie can / erect / get up, why doesn't he go to heaven? !

However, the terrible thing was that he stood up with his waist down, while Zhu Ye beside him was still sitting motionless.If he doesn't get up to make way for him, he won't be able to get out.

A child behind him began to complain to his father that the screen was blocked by the aunt in front, and he could not see the little bamboo......

Guan Yin was so embarrassed that he lowered his voice and angrily scolded Zhu Ye in front of him: "Get up quickly and let me out!"

Zhu Ye turned a deaf ear, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!Betting that it was impossible for Guan Yin to turn over from the chair, he just sat still.

"You, did you hear that? Get up!!!"

Guan Yin was furious, he had never been so embarrassed, not to mention there were some children behind him.

Zhu Ye raised his head, looked at him affectionately, then stretched out his hand to hold him, and said, "Don't be angry, sit down and watch together......"

"You, are you sick?" There were more and more complaints from behind, Guan Yin had no choice but to sit down first, but he held his breath in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the man next to him would approach him so brazenly, pretending to be his partner asking him for a kiss, and kissed him on the corner of his lips. Guan Yin's eyes were burning, and he wanted to kill someone!

He stared, but he smiled tenderly at him, Guan Yin pointed his eyes at him, but he deliberately pretended to be stupid, lowered his head, stretched out his hand to hold his wrist and stroked it carefully.

"Enough is enough!"

As soon as the sound fell, Zhu Ye's kiss landed on the back of Guan Yin's hand. It was as light as a feather and as hot as magma. The conflict was terribly contradictory, something I had never felt before.

"Ayin...... I miss you so much......"

The love is deep, and the true feelings are revealed, but when Guan Yin hears it, it is a different taste, hooligan!

Finally made it through the whole movie, the parents hugged or led their babies to leave safely and orderly, almost all of them deliberately glanced at the two adults sitting in the third row in front, and they all rolled to the end of the movie Now, uncle and "auntie" haven't gotten up to leave yet, still sitting there watching, so strange......

The last child was led out of the screening room by his parents. Guan Yin jumped up suddenly and reached out to push Zhu Ye who was still blocking him like a mountain. He was so angry that he didn't want to waste his words with him. .

"Speak up if you have something to say, don't be like this, Ah Yin......"

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"A gentleman is upright. A Yin speaks but does not move..."

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"You can't beat me again, and you're getting mad at yourself. My heart aches......"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sit for a while, the ending song hasn't finished yet, Ah Yin..."

Bagagaya Road!Silky silky dripping! ! !

Guan Yin, who had already lost his mind, rushed towards Zhu Ye. For the Supreme Ancestor God, this was the "throwing into his arms" that he had been thinking about day and night!

He opened his arms and hugged Guan Yin in front of him.Strong and tight fit.

"Don't move Ah Yin........." Zhu Ye held the person in his arms tightly, with a strong nasal voice, "If you move, I'll 'shoot'...... …………………”

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Fuck your uncle and shoot!Why not force you to explode? !

When the aunt who cleaned up the theater came in with a broom and scorpion, she saw the legendary "Guan Yin sitting on the lotus", which was an eye-opener.

Zhu Ye was flattered, but Guan Yinmao, who was sitting on his lap in an indecent posture, was stunned, trying to escape Zhu Ye's shackles like a thief, but in the end, the gun came and went. ……………… It poked into the bottom of the skirt and pressed against the pink lace inside………………………

Guanyin instantly collapsed!not human! !Simply inhuman! ! !

A bird that can split its own pants and get out by itself is definitely not a kind bird! ! !

"Hey, what are you doing illegally in public? How decent! How dignified......…………………………………………… The country has people like you It's going to be over........."

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Auntie is also upright, most people will take the initiative to detour when encountering such a situation, and Auntie came over holding a broom without touching the ground.

Guan Yin was startled and frightened, and in desperation reflexively stuffed his hands into his skirt. At that time, what he was thinking in his head was to quickly stuff that perverted thing back, otherwise he would really jump into the Yellow River if his aunt saw it. Can't wash it!

The moment Zhu Ye was picked up and touched, Zhu Ye sank, the surrounding atmosphere became sweet and sticky, and every pore in his body opened up, greedily marking the smell of Guanyin.

"Auntie, this is performance art, it's not vulgar..." Zhu Ye who was "touched" was not ashamed of his words, but his face didn't blush and his heart didn't beat. Guan Yin was willing to bow down.

The aunt raised a broom and swept it over Zhu Ye's shoulders, cursing angrily: "Fuck your performance art, it's you people who have no moral bottom line to encourage unhealthy tendencies in society and ruin children. Shameless! Shameless, AIDS It was all infected by you......…………………………………………………………………… Don’t kill the flowers of the motherland here……………………………"

This aunt is very radical. I guess the family must have a grandson or granddaughter who has gone astray and failed to learn well, otherwise she couldn't be so excited.

Guan Yin was dragged by Zhu Ye and ran out of the auditorium in disgrace. She was so ashamed that she didn't even dare to go through the main entrance, but went directly to the fire exit!

The cinema is on the sixth floor. Because the lower five floors are full of commercial services, the shelves on each floor are very high, which is equivalent to the height of two floors of ordinary residential buildings. The next sixth floor is exactly the same as the twelve floors so many.

Guan Yin was out of breath running in front, going down and down in circles, circling around until he was dazed.

Zhu Ye hurriedly followed behind him, and found that Guan Yin was holding his left hand up from the beginning to the end, he didn't understand.

When he got down to the second floor, Guan Yin suddenly pushed open the door of the fire exit and walked into the shopping mall. He turned directly into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and scrubbed his left hand. He wanted to use up a bottle of hand sanitizer prepared by the mall for customers. Exaggeratedly going to wash his hands with the disinfectant from the cleaning lady, he regarded his left hand as killing his father and enemy, and wished he could chop it off on the spot.

As for what, didn't you just touch his lifeblood, it's not dirty, Ah Yin......

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