God, you hit me!

Side B

The little fox was so bored that he dozed off on the roof covered with glazed orbs.

No one can make his uncle, except himself, no one deserves to make his uncle worry about him.

It was night, and Jing Zhai was sleeping peacefully on the bed, and the incense burner in the room was burning ambergris, which calmed the nerves and helped sleep.

A two-finger-thin bamboo-leaf green swam in from the crack of the window.

The head of the green snake is an inverted triangle, the eyes are as black as beans, and the snake core is tender pink, which is hissing out at the moment.

Zhuyeqing's speed was very fast, he directly climbed onto Jingzhai's bed, and without any explanation, pushed the snake's head to open Jingzhai's quilt and got inside.

"...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The sleeping Jingzhai fell into a deep sleep, but his breathing became uncontrollably heavy, and a small snake was making trouble in his quilt.

He had a dream, dreaming that he was entangled by a snake, inside and out, from top to bottom, from head to toe, being "eaten" by the little green snake that tightly entangled him.

His toes were curled up, the backs of his feet were arched, his expression was slightly painful, a dense layer of sweat soaked his forehead and pierced his hair, and his quiet breathing in his sleep gradually became heavier.

He was shackled and unable to move, was tightened, his blood was blocked, and he turned dark purple.

It's very uncomfortable, brows are wrinkled, lips are pouting, trying to struggle, but they are doing unnecessary resistance.

The cool, slippery, cold creature opened the door and tried to occupy him inch by inch...

Jingzhai finally got his breath, panting heavily, and then fully awake after panting.

The room was gloomy and dimly lit, and the ambergris was still burning in the censer.

Jing Zhai was a little dazed, and suddenly couldn't tell whether he had a ridiculous dream or was really with a snake... He couldn't continue to imagine.

When he raised his eyes suddenly, he saw the little fox stealthily opening the door with his head, trying to squeeze the fox's face in to peep at him.

The four eyes met, eyes widened and eyes narrowed, the little fox who was caught on the spot flustered, and hurriedly lowered his pointed ears to admit his mistake to Jingzhai.

"Uncle, uncle, don't be angry, it's because Li Ri made a mistake, I don't dare to pick at uncle's door anymore..."

After all, it was a "vixen", who said it nicely, and now he simply opened the door in the name of apologizing and entered the room in a serious manner.

With four paws on the ground, it crawled forward, its big furry tail shook happily, and the corners of its mouth were grinning, looking coquettish and wanting to please Jingzhai.

Jingzhai, who was not feeling well, looked at the little fox that was crawling closer and closer to him, and after an unknown amount of time, he suddenly asked: "Did Liri just see a snake...it... Get out of my house?"

The little fox blushed blushingly, and said coyly: "Uncle, I was wrong, I was wrong! I admit that I came here in the middle of the night to pick at uncle's door, and I won't dare again next time. Uncle, don't be angry... ……”

Little Claw had already landed on Jingzhai's bed, stood up halfway, desperately wagging the big tail behind his buttocks to please the person on the bed.

After hearing this, Jing Zhai didn't know whether it was disappointment or happiness, but luckily everything was just a lustful dream......

However, the abnormality of his body made him doubt again. Is it really a dream?

If it was a dream, why did his body have a very strange feeling?

He has never done love affairs, so the feeling of deep understanding will become clearer.

Is the East China Sea Dragon Palace a place where you can come in casually?Later, Jingzhai comforted himself that maybe he had inhaled too much ambergris, and things turned against each other, and he became a nightmare.

The little fox stayed with him all morning, and disappeared after lunch.

The shrimp soldier and the crab general reported to Prime Minister Gui, saying that the little fox who lived with Shangxian broke into the forbidden area again. After hearing this, the old turtle's teeth were about to crack, and he swam somersaults to the forbidden area while clutching his black gauze hat.

"Old bastard, you came here at the right time, come and see, this iron pestle will belong to me, the Great Immortal Liri from now on hahaha..."

Prime Minister Gui held his black gauze hat and looked up. There were five big characters on the Dinghaishen needle of their East China Sea Dragon Palace—Ruyi Golden Cudgel!

"My dear guest, what should I do with this?! This is the treasure of my Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, and this is an artifact that Dayu threw into my East Sea when he was controlling the water..."

"Since it was thrown by the ancestor god, it is not the property of your Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. First come, first served! It is a reckless thing to be inserted in the seabed of yours for thousands of years without giving a name! Today, the great immortal gave me a name. This root The stick should of course be mine!"

"You, you, you, you...you are presumptuous!" Prime Minister Gui blew his beard and stared, the whole tortoise was about to twitch.

"I said it's mine, so it's mine! Let me let you East China Sea take care of me. If Xiaoxiao's generation pulls it away, I'll ask you East China Sea Dragon Palace later!"

When the old Dragon King and Jingzhai rushed over together, Prime Minister Gui was already twitching his paws and foaming at the mouth from the little fox's anger.

Afterwards, the soldiers and crabs explained the whole story to the old dragon king, Jing Zhai was sullen, his eyes widened and he didn't know what to do. Fox likes to give it away.

How could Jing Zhai take the old Dragon King's polite words seriously?This Dinghaishen Needle cannot be pulled out casually......

The old Dragon King was only courting him for the sake of that naughty boy, and he was sure that Jingzhai would not do anything recklessly.

Jingzhai reprimanded the little fox, and at the same time agreed to the old dragon king's wishes. The little fox accepted the Dinghaishenzhen needle, but the little fox could not take it away.

Nominally, the "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" inserted in the seabed of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea belonged to the little fox, and the words "Dinghaishenzhen" were completely erased and turned into a Ruyi Golden Cudgel. However, it still belonged to the East China Sea.

Everyone understands that whether it is the previous Dinghai Shenzhen or the current Ruyi Golden Cudgel, they do not belong to the little fox. No matter how the name changes, no matter who they belong to, they are still the treasures of Zhenhai in the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

"I listen to my uncle every day..." The little fox is very obedient, and Jing Zhai does what he says, never talking back or confronting him.

He got into Jingzhai's sleeve and pretended to be weak, completely annoyed Prime Minister Turtle beside him so that he "swimmed back" directly with his belly up.

"You Pohu, you make trouble all day long, if you are like this, I will order someone to send you out."

After everyone dispersed, Jingzhai pinched the little fox by the neck hair and pulled him out of her sleeve, eye-to-eye with others, so funny.

Although the little fox had a sluggish expression, judging from his posture of opening his door wide open, he should be very happy for Jingzhai to hold him by the neck and look at him.

"You..." The little fox stood upright, facing him shamelessly, Jingzhai shook his hand, and the little fox fell on a clump of coral with an oops, terrified. The little fish fry living in it.

Three days later, on the Dragon King's birthday, the little fox, who had been neglected all this time, was still not summoned. When the old Dragon King asked, Jingzhai said that he was meditating, but the former laughed and didn't go into it.

The protagonist is obviously the Dragon King, but he pulls Jing Zhai to be with him everywhere, and the immortals who came from all over the world to celebrate the Dragon King's birthday toast one by one. Out of etiquette, Jing Zhai must drink with him.

After a few rounds, Jingzhai felt a little drunk. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, when Jingzhai regained consciousness, the person sitting next to him turned into a rolling curtain!

He was a little dazed, at that moment, the old dragon king suddenly got up, held up a wine glass and toasted Jingzhai three glasses of wine in public, thanking him for accepting Nizi as a disciple.

All the immortals got up one after another and came to respect the wine of the Dragon King and Jingzhai, congratulate the old Dragon King on his double happiness, and congratulate Jingzhai on accepting his mount.

"Lian'er, I'm afraid that the Jingzhai Shangxian is tired, so you can wait on the Shangxian to leave and rest first... You must firmly remember the promise you made to the king, and from now on you must be dedicated Goodness, change your mind, start a new life, and follow Shangxian to learn the Fa."

"Yes. Lian'er is awake, Father, don't worry."

The kneeling roller blind didn't get up, but directly transformed into a prototype, four-legged lotus flower, covered with golden hair, lay down in front of Jingzhai, and then flew away with Jingzhai on his back.

The rolling shutter jumped out of the East China Sea and flew straight into the sky, then plunged into the clouds and headed for the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.

Jing Zhai, who was riding on the rolling curtain, was in a fog, and the smell of alcohol was uncontrollably churning in his body. He seemed to have forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Exhausted, he fell into a deep sleep on the back of the curtained beast. No wonder he had never been able to find such a beast as Tenglong before. It turned out that the old Dragon King had already protected his son, and today he made a special effort to show it in public. It's really a good way to cut him first and play later, so as to force him not to go back on his word.

Jingzhai had a dream.

Dreaming about fox alchemy!

It was a vast prairie with endless emerald colors, and a little fox with a tuft of white fur at the tip of its tail sat in the center, raising its neck to the sky and spitting pills.

A huge fireball was spit into the sky by him, and it will soon fall again, hanging and rolling around his mouth.

Back and forth, the fireball spit out bigger and bigger, the flames soared into the sky, burning bloody patches.

The fireball that was spit out from his mouth for the last time exploded in the clouds, and a golden pill condensed out, and the little fox swallowed the golden pill with the golden jiao mark in one gulp without even thinking about it.

Why is it Jindan?Shouldn't the Yuan Dan of the Qingqiu Fox Clan be red?

The little fox in the field of vision suddenly turned around, his fox face that always had a smile on it suddenly opened its mouth wide, bared its fangs, and sneered at him.

Jingzhai's whole body trembled, and he woke up from the dream.

The goal of entering is a place of heaven and earth, and the eyeballs roll around, and only then wake up that I am in the bamboo sea.

The world is as far as the eye can see, the mist is vast, and the grass is endless, hanging your head, it is shocking!

His clothes were loose and opened wide, revealing the innermost red bellyband directly, and the obscene pants on his lower body were thrown away somewhere.

Guan Yin revealed his true nature, not Jing Zhai's big and three rough appearance.

He was still in shock, and hurriedly put on his clothes. When he raised his legs to pull on his pants, he clearly felt a stream of sticky juice flowing out from under his body, which completely shattered his sanity. .

Someone, someone took advantage of his drunkenness yesterday...

He broke the precepts, and he might not be able to consummate his merits and virtues in the future...

He suddenly raised his head and looked around. It was empty and uninhabited. This place looked like the South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest, but Guan Yin knew that it looked like this, but it was not his South China Sea, nor his Purple Bamboo Forest.

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