Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"What's going on here? Why is it... like this? Shouldn't it be limp all the time?"

Ye Shan's little Ding Ding was so frightened by this sentence that he didn't dare to hold his head up high, and immediately limp down.

The unparalleled Wuyuan Immortal Venerable frowned slightly, but in the end he didn't say anything, he just looked deeply at it and returned the light.Ye Shan, who was squatting and meowing his ears, took a look and paused, as if he was thinking about something again.

After a long time, Wuyuan Immortal finally spoke slowly.

"It's not easy for Xiaoxiao Luding to cultivate the spirit of the weapon. I hope you can concentrate on cultivation in the future, without distractions, forgetting love and desire. As for repaying... There is no need to promise with your body. From today on, you are the fourth disciple of the deity. The name of the Tao...Qing Huan. You need to remember to be pure in heart and few desires, be cautious in words and deeds, and seek the Tao wholeheartedly, only then will you know the joy of cultivating the Tao without desires."

Ye Shan: "..." Peach blossoms in this life are so strange.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable thought for a moment, and then added: "Also, since you and I are masters and apprentices, then there is a difference between masters and apprentices, and ethics should be observed. Don't mention the matter of making a promise with your body. You need to know that since you worship the deity As a teacher, if you practice well, you will repay your deity."

After that, he lifted the hem of his clothes and put the small furnace into the small space he opened up by himself.

The barrier opened automatically, and Immortal Wuyuan's right index finger moved slightly.

It seems that they were just teenagers.leg light.Slip and that thing.The limp feeling of things was still on his fingers, which made him unable to bear the nostalgia.

However, that feeling is only for a moment.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan decided to recite the Wuyu Sutra a hundred times after returning home to completely suppress the inexplicable thoughts in his heart.

Xiaoluding is his apprentice.They are masters and apprentices.Since master and apprentice are father and son, how can there be chaos between father and son.Len?

Xiaoluding's consciousness is innate, and he doesn't understand world affairs. It's not surprising that he doesn't understand these things. As a master, he just needs to teach well in the future.

But he himself... should continue to practice the no-desire technique and memorize the no-desire sutra.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan thought so, and the expression on his face became even colder.

He glanced at the trembling Lin Muyang and hesitated for a moment.

Originally, he wanted to give the little monk some spirit stones casually, which could be regarded as fulfilling the cause and effect of the little monk giving him the small furnace.

But... Wuyuan Immortal Venerable thought silently, probably because the small furnace looks dirty on the outside, but its cultivation is not bad, so he should give the little monk some more compensation.

So Wu Yuan Immortal Venerable threw a wooden sign and a jade bottle to Lin Muyang, and disappeared into the sea of ​​people in an instant.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan's words still rang in Lin Muyang's ears.

"You can use this card to enter directly. Enter the outer gate of Wanshanzong."

Lin Muyang was very excited, he immediately closed the stall and ran back to the rented yard.

He took out the wooden sign and examined it carefully, seeing that it was indeed the entry sign of Wanshanzong, he was even more happy and excited.

Open the jade bottle again, and there are ten foundation building pills in the jade bottle!

Even if Lin Muyang's aptitude is low, but with the abundant spiritual power in this world, at most two Foundation Establishment Pills, he will definitely establish a foundation!Of the remaining eight Foundation Establishment Pills, Lin Muyang sold six of them, and kept the remaining two as reserves, which were enough for him to cultivate for a period of time.

What's more, Wanshanzong is one of the four major sects in this world, and even the disciples of the outer sect need to go through layers of selection before they can enter.Now he suddenly has something that he can directly enter.Entering the wooden signboard of the Wanshanzong's outer door, even if he entered, he might encounter some suppression, but such an opportunity was something he didn't even dare to think about before, so what if there was suppression?That is suppression, but it is also an opportunity.

He will never miss it.

And Ye Shan was swung into the cauldron by Immortal Wu Yuan with a dark face.

He was originally a furnace, but now his soul has turned into a weapon spirit, but his body is still a furnace, so of course he can't be too far away from the furnace.

In particular, Ye Shan was suddenly accepted as an apprentice by his sweetheart, and he was warned solemnly, telling him to be pure-minded, to concentrate on cultivation, and to stop thinking about the "chaotic relationship" of "promising each other with his body", Ye Shan At this moment, I really have mixed feelings in my heart.

Why is this happening?

Obviously every time, his peach blossom will fall in love with him first.

Even if she didn't fall in love with him at first, she would still have a good impression of him immediately.But now...

Ye Shan silently asked the system with his consciousness: "How much is his love for me physically and mentally worth?"

The system was silent for a while before saying, "Are you sure the host wants to know?"

Ye Shan: "Yes."

The system silently took a deep breath, and then said: "The target of the host's strategy has a favorite value of the host's soul, which is the love between men and women. The target of the host's strategy has a favorite value of the host's body..." After a pause, the system rarely used it. He said in a cautious tone, "It's minus one hundred."

Ye Shan couldn't help but plucked his pointed meow ears, and asked, "How much? I didn't hear clearly?"

System: "The host heard it right, the target of the host's strategy has a negative value of one hundred for the host's body. Congratulations to the host for having a lover who loves your soul more than your body... 130 points. Clap clap clap !"

Ye Shan: "..." This is really nothing to be happy about.

Really.

Ye Shan became depressed all over, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, and he refused to dress himself, so he just sat naked in the stove, cross-legged, and began to practice.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan finally accepted a disciple he was willing to accept.

Moreover, he feels that this disciple is the spirit of the furnace, and must be pure and innocent in nature, so he learned the words he overheard from nowhere, and said some "promises" to him, so that he is free now. , but he can personally teach this disciple he chose himself.

Thinking like this, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan couldn't help raising his right index finger again, and looked at it for a while, finally, he couldn't control it, and licked the finger lightly.

He still remembered that because Xiaoluding's current cultivation base was not high, the boy transformed into him was also very small, about the size of a mortal oriole, and just now, he jumped so innocently and automatically.Sitting on his index finger, talking to him.

The expression on the face of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable was slightly softer, but he quickly came back to his senses, put down his index finger, and then performed a dust removal formula on his whole body, then sat down cross-legged, and recited No Desire Sutra.

After a hundred times, just stopped.

He was not originally a member of the Wanshan Sect, but just a casual cultivator led by his master. Later, because he practiced without desire, he became famous in the world of comprehension after he completed his skills.After the master passed away, he traveled alone in the world of cultivation.

Until encountering the conspiracy a few years ago, she was coaxed and forced by the old suzerain to make an oath of "protecting the Wanshan sect for a thousand years after the catastrophe period, before she can ascend to heaven", and accepted the old suzerain's "only daughter" and two adopted sons as her own. Personal disciple, stay on the mountain where Wanshanzong has the most aura to be the Supreme Elder.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan showed no joy or anger on his face, his fingers fluttered, and he issued several orders.

In just a moment, the current suzerain of Wanshanzong and the three disciples of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable Su Ruxue, Su Shou, and Su Hu all arrived outside Wuyuan Immortal Venerable's thatched hut.

That's right, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan has always had no desires or desires, and he doesn't care much about where he lives. He just picked a place with the most spiritual power in Wanshanzong, built a thatched cottage casually, and just lived in it.

It hasn't changed for hundreds of years.

Even if the suzerain of Wanshan Sect tremblingly proposed to build a palace for Wuyuan Immortal Zun several times, Wuyuan Immortal Zun ignored him.

Therefore, the suzerain of Wanshanzong didn't think about why Xianzun would call him over this time.

Although, Wuyuan Immortal Venerable basically didn't care about the three disciples on weekdays, he just called people up for the school exam every three years and gave some things, so he didn't care much.

The three of Su Ruxue were delighted that Master would call them out, but at the same time they were a little puzzled.

After the thatched hut was finally opened and the four of them entered the thatched hut together and stood there, Immortal Wuyuan glanced at them before speaking indifferently.

"The deity suddenly had a feeling today. He found a good disciple and accepted him as a closed disciple. The Taoist name is Qing Huan. I invite you to come here today, so that you can recognize the person, and let Qing Huan serve tea to worship the master. .”

All four were startled.

Su Shou and Su Hu needless to say, although they are the first and second disciples of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, but because the old suzerain forced Wuyuan Immortal Venerable to accept them, so Wuyuan Immortal Venerable never treated them. They are all indifferent, and they never dare to go beyond half a step.In the past, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan didn't like his junior sister very much, so they felt relieved now.

But now... the master actually picked up an apprentice from outside, and even called the suzerain to testify for this apprentice.You know, at the beginning when the three brothers and sisters were apprentices, they only took tea from the three of them in front of the old suzerain, but only lightly sipped the cup of tea from the junior sister.

I don't want to mention how Su Ruxue would do it, but Su Shou and Su Hu began to feel a little jealous at this moment.

The suzerain was stunned, and forced a smile: "Why does the celestial venerable accept closed disciples right now? Our Wanshan sect has many disciples, and now we want to invite new disciples to join us. If the celestial venerable feels lonely on the peak, he can pick a few Come on. Don't be a direct disciple, just be a registered disciple."

Immortal Master Wuyuan glanced coldly at Su Shou and the others, then looked at the suzerain with even colder eyes for a moment, and didn't say much.

With a wave of his sleeves, he took out a cauldron made of white jade from the small space, and held it carefully in his palm.

"Qing Huan, come out."

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan spoke in a faint voice, and then, through the opening of the white jade furnace where the small medicinal materials were put in, he saw the light with his heart turned upside down, who was flicking his tail to practice.slip.Sneaky boy!

His hand holding onto the white jade stove suddenly tightened.

"It hurts!" Ye Shan couldn't pretend, and immediately whispered, "You hurt me when you scratched me."

The voice was pathetic and painful.

He is indeed a weapon spirit now, but it is also the furnace itself, so Wuyuan Immortal Venerable is also holding Ye Shan when he grabs the furnace.

Of course Ye Shan would be in pain.

Immortal Master Wuyuan paused, and immediately let go of his hand, only lightly holding the white jade cauldron, and then flicked towards Ye Shan in the cauldron, a white robe appeared on Ye Shan's body, and it was also a top magic weapon , Absolutely priceless outside.

"Hey, come out." Immortal Wuyuan couldn't help lowering his voice, for fear of scaring this pure little furnace that didn't even know how to wear clothes, he stretched out his right index finger and said softly to the small furnace inside, "Qing Huan, it's time for you to come out and learn from your teacher." After a pause, he continued, "You don't have to kowtow to the end, you just need to kowtow."

The suzerain and Su Ruyue all showed shocked expressions.

Firstly, they were amazed that this white jade cauldron could be cultivated successfully and developed a weapon spirit, and secondly, they were amazed that Wuyuan Immortal Venerable had such a "gentle" time.

You know, the former Wuyuan Immortal Venerable would be annoyed even to say a word to them, wishing he could send them far away, and disappear as soon as possible.

In other words, Su Ruxue was slightly better, but not much better.

Ye Shan was staring at Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, and then realized that he seemed to have to kowtow this head.

But thinking about his previous life, his Mu Yuan often kowtowed to him...Ye Shan thought, it really is the way of heaven and reincarnation, who will the sky spare?Look, it's his turn to return the heads of those years.

"Okay." Ye Shan thought for a while, touched his current body, it seems... only a robe, no clothes inside...

So Ye Shan used his six-centimeter-long pair of hands again.legs, ride.On the index finger of Immortal Wuyuan, the tail wrapped tightly around Immortal Wuyuan's index finger, and his eyes looked at Immortal Wuyuan cleanly and coldly, and then slowly crawled out.

It's like he didn't even know that he was doing... teasing (seduction) Han (seduction).

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable's eyes dimmed, but then he returned to normal, looking at Ye Shanqi quietly.It crawled out on his index finger, and then did not come down, and continued to sit on his index finger and look around.

Some curious, some deserted.

Just like what he asked of this young disciple—to be pure-hearted and ascetic, to be cautious in words and deeds.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable subconsciously had a wonderful feeling in his heart, but he still insisted on letting Ye Shan worship him as a teacher and set the status of master and apprentice. From then on, he will be the father and Ye Shan will be the son. , there is no possibility of any violation of ethics.

"My teacher gave you a hundred years of cultivation, but from now on, you should practice on your own, and you must not slack off."

Immortal Wuyuan touched that forehead with his left index finger, and then pushed gently. Ye Shan, who was only about ten centimeters tall, was unconsciously pushed far away by a gentle force, and Ye Shan could feel it. He got taller and taller, and didn't stop until he reached the height and body shape he had when he was seventeen or eighteen years old.

However, he silently moved the extra pair of white furry meow ears on his head, and the furry meow tail covered by the white robe, and he knew that he was still different from before.

Seeing Ye Shan's description, the suzerain and the other four couldn't help being surprised.

Especially Su Ruxue couldn't help but yelled: "Junior brother is so beautiful!"

Afterwards she came back to her senses and immediately knelt down towards Immortal Venerable Wuyuan, not even daring to say a word of begging for mercy, she only said that she was wrong and begged Master to punish her.

Su Shou and Su Hu immediately knelt beside Su Ruxue.

Immortal Wuyuan ignored her, and only waved gently at Ye Shan, and then took out a magic weapon-level futon and two cups of tea from the storage ring, first gave Ye Shan a cup, and signaled Ye Shan to drink After moistening his throat, he gave Ye Shan another cup of tea, pointed to the futon, and said in a flat voice, "Appreciate the teacher." After a pause, he whispered again, "Kowtow lightly."

The corners of Ye Shan's lips twitched, and his heart jumped with joy. This time, he was willing to kneel—anyway, the way of heaven is reincarnation. When he accepts him as a master, sometimes the master will kneel down on him instead.Although, it was in bed.superior.But that's kneeling, isn't it?

Thinking this way, Ye Shan simply knelt down and kowtowed to offer tea to Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, but he only kowtowed once.

Immortal Wuyuan felt a little joyful and a little sad, but in the end, reason prevailed—after all, the relationship between master and student, father and son, can go further on the road of cultivating immortality.

As for the rest...

Immortal Master Wuyuan took the tea that Ye Shan was holding, and drank the whole cup of tea without leaving a single drop.

Some things must be given up in life.Only in this way can he let his little disciples practice Wuxijue like him and inherit his mantle completely.

System: "Ding! The soul love value of the host's strategy target for the host has been reduced by one, and it is now 29. In addition, the system found that the host's strategy target's father-son (?) affection for the host suddenly appeared, and it exploded. It rose to [-], please host Be vigilant! The system repeats, please be vigilant to the host! Once the value of father-son (?) affection reaches [-], the host will not be able to take away the soul of the host's target!"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Why is this happening?

He doesn't want to be like father and son with his peach blossom!

And, why is Taohua's affection for him between men and women only 29, but the affection between father and son suddenly rose to [-]?this!No!division!study!

System: "..." Blame me?Continue to eat melons and watch.

Ye Shan lowered his head, and his originally upright meow ears seemed to be out of spirit, listless, making people look at him and feel distressed.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan asked Ye Shan to stand up instead of kneeling, and then calmly asked Su Ruxue to stand up, and asked Ye Shan to meet the suzerain and Su Ruxue. —Of course, all you need to do is bow.

The suzerain is naturally generous. Seeing that Wuyuan Immortal Venerable is so optimistic about Ye Shan, of course he also gave Ye Shan a good magic weapon.

The three of Su Ruxue also gave Ye Shan a meeting gift.

Then Wuyuan Immortal Venerable started to drive people away, but only the suzerain and the others were driven away, but Ye Shan could not be driven away.

Ye Shan gritted his teeth and said to himself, father and son?He had to find a way to tell Immortal Venerable Wuyuan that there is more than one kind of father and son in this world.There is also a kind of... a very different kind of pseudo.father.son.Affection!

So when Ye Shan frowned at him and seemed to want to drive him to open a cave on the mountainside again, Ye Shan knelt down beside Immortal Wuyuan, and then lay on his stomach Sitting cross-legged.on the legs.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan froze.

Ye Shan directly grabbed the hand of Immortal Wuyuan, lay on Immortal Wuyuan's lap, looked sideways at Immortal Wuyuan, and whispered: "Master, I have heard people say that masters and apprentices are like father and son, now , Master accepted me as an apprentice, does it mean that Master will be my father from now on? Can I...can I be called Master's father? Wherever he went, he probably didn't expect me to be conscious. So, I don't have a father like those people. Master, can I...can you call your father?"

Immortal Venerable Wu Yuan's eyes were soft.Softened, he said, "It's fine in private."

Ye Shan immediately said again: "Then Daddy, can you hug me, kiss me, and then give me a bath?" Seeing the strange expression on the face of Immortal Wuyuan, he immediately whispered, "I'll make a stove. I saw those little babies. The fathers of the babies always treat their little dolls like this. When walking on the street, they will hold their dolls carefully and kiss their dolls when they are happy. When they take a bath, the boys The baby is washed by the father, and the baby is washed by the mother... Dad, I don’t think my father is poor, and I don’t think you are poor. I am willing to live with you in a thatched cottage. Then, you can hug me, kiss me, and then, give me take a shower?"

The boy had already laid his head directly on his lap, with his face upturned, his big wet eyes open, looking at him expectantly and trustingly.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable felt that his Dao heart was confused for a moment, but he quickly calmed down, looked down at the young man, and finally said: "Okay." Then he wanted to hug the young man.

As a result, the boy sat up directly from his lap, wrapped his hands around his neck, and kissed his cold lips lightly, smiling like a flower.

"Thank you Daddy, I like you."

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable had no choice but to swallow the words that master and apprentice should not touch each other's lips.

Then, he silently picked up the boy, intending to go outside the thatched hut, set up a barrier, and then bathe the boy himself.

——They are masters and apprentices, and masters and apprentices are like father and son.It's normal for a father to bathe his child, right?

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, the target of the host's strategy has reduced the father-son relationship with the host by ten, and now it is 39; the love for men and women has been added to the host, and the current number is [-]. Please continue to work hard, the host."

Ye Shan was overjoyed, so he couldn't help hooking the wrist of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable with his meow tail, and whispered: "Master, Dad, we are all men, there is no defense between men and women, so why don't we take a bath together?" ?”

The author has something to say: System: Host, you can do it!However, this system still kindly reminds me, be careful of millennium children.son.Once the body is broken.You can't stand it yourself!

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