Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"Master, Dad, we are all men, there is no defense between men and women, so why don't we take a bath together?"

As far as Ye Shan himself is concerned, facing this master who has no "desire" for him, he obviously made this suggestion without fear.

The result was as he expected, his Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, who had no desires and no desires, just glanced at him indifferently, said "nonsense", and then naturally refused to take a bath with him, and only hugged him carefully. Arriving outside the thatched cottage, I looked around.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable is the No.1 of Wanshanzong, and the entire mountain it occupies is very high and spacious.

He is not completely a member of Wanshanzong, so he does not allow other people from Wanshanzong to come to his mountain.

Only the three disciples accepted at the front live below the mountainside.

If there is no call, no one else can come from the entire mountain, and the three disciples must not set foot on the mountainside or above.

And Wuyuan Immortal Venerable has always been cautious. In order to ensure that there is no mistake in this matter, he set up many enchantments on the mountain peak early on. The enchantment on the mountainside, especially on the top of the mountain, can ensure that people outside will not only enter If you don't come here, you can't even see what's going on here.

However, Immortal Wu Yuan was still holding the young man in his arms, he lowered his head, glanced at the young man, and let the young man's meow tail wrap around his wrist intentionally and sweep it up and down.

Raising his head, Immortal Wuyuan glanced at the barriers around him again, but he was still worried after all. After setting up another barrier, he took out a wooden barrel from the storage ring, and there was no ordinary one in the barrel. Instead of water, put spiritual spring water.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable didn't care about these foreign things before, but it doesn't mean that when he encounters good things, he won't put them in his storage ring or small space.

He has lived for nearly a thousand years, and he has encountered not a few dozen, but a dozen or so unowned spiritual springs.Of the dozen or so spiritual springs he had seen, all the spring water was filled with large-capacity jade bottles that stored the spiritual spring water for tens of thousands of years; the spring crystals that could produce the spiritual spring water were placed carefully by him. up.

In the past, when he practiced the Way of No Desire and swordsmanship, as long as his state of mind and swordsmanship were improved, although he had other external things, he almost didn't use them.Occasionally, he felt that there were too many things in the storage ring and wanted to give it away, but he was not very willing to give it to his three former disciples.

Needless to say, Su Shou and Su Hu needless to say, to Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, at most they can be regarded as handyman disciples who are lower than registered disciples; and Su Ruxue is better than them, at least they have a slight relationship with him. It was because of him that he was brought to the mountain to replace someone else's identity, so he could barely be regarded as his registered disciple.

But even so, none of these three people is worthy of his spiritual spring water and spring crystals.

Except for the real personal disciple in front of him who he personally went to find.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable thought this way, while watching the young man in the barrel glowing innocently in front of him.He hugged that snow-white meow tail, tilted his head and looked at him with watery eyes, and felt that he was cultivating the way of non-desire and swordsmanship, and those foreign things were nothing to him. Yes, his things should be given to his little apprentices.

However, the little apprentice's cultivation base is too low now, so he should take the little apprentice outside to find some treasures that are really suitable for the little apprentice.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable thought so, and looked at the light.slip.The slippery little apprentice couldn't help coughing, turned his eyes away, pretending to be looking for something, after a while, he found a red rope and a bell.

Passing the red rope through the bell, Immortal Wuyuan beckoned to Ye Shan.

"Here, put this around your neck."

Although Wuyuan Immortal Venerable has practiced for many years, he has not completely cultivated to become a god. Therefore, although the seven emotions and six desires are deeply hidden, they are not without them.

Almost subconsciously, he gave his little apprentice a magic weapon like a cat bell.

Ye Shan was actually a little displeased that Immortal Wuyuan only looked at him from the sidelines, and only "warmed" him with spiritual power when the water temperature dropped, instead of personally stepping forward to help him "bath" with his big hands.

Now seeing that Wuyuan Immortal Venerable even gave him a cat bell!He has to wear it himself!I was a little unhappy right now.

He thought for a while, but he didn't swim over. He just raised one leg and placed it on the edge of the barrel, and continued to hold his cat's tail. He subconsciously took a bite, and then began to spit out a mouthful of cats. hair……

He obviously forgot that this is not his very, very sweet and chewy fish tail...

Seeing this, Wuyuan Immortal Venerable still looked cold, but there was a trace of tenderness in his eyes, thinking in his heart, probably the little apprentice wanted to eat.

However, speaking of it, what does Lu Ding like to eat?

Ye Shan twitched his toes after spitting out his cat hair, and looked at Immortal Wuyuan with wide eyes.

"Daddy, don't wear it on your neck, but on your ankles. Daddy, help me wear it."

Then, his jade-white foot moved a few times in front of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable.

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan lost his mind for a moment, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to caress that foot.He touched it several times until Ye Shan groaned softly.After moaning, he came back to his senses.

Another appearance of a fairy who has no desires and no desires.

Ye Shan hated secretly, but still urged in a low voice: "Father, you haven't put the bell on me yet." After a pause, seeing that Wuyuan Immortal really shortened the red rope silently, he tied the red rope for Ye Shan himself Bell, said in a softer voice, "I see those mortals, they put cat bells on their kittens, and the kittens will only recognize them as their masters from now on. Daddy also put cat bells on me now, then, In the future, will daddy be my daddy, or... my master?"

Ye Shan said so, and shook the bell on his ankle in front of Wuyuan Immortal.

"Jingle jingle."

The sound of the bell was pleasant to the ears, but Immortal Wu Yuan could only see the foot with the bell tied in front of his eyes, and could only hear the young man's "Master" in his ears.

He took a deep breath, realizing that he was too strange.

However, when he thought about it carefully, his little furnace was a furnace after all, a poor little child without parents, who didn't understand anything.It's not surprising to hear something strange occasionally when you are conscious, and then remember it in your head.

So after Immortal Master Wuyuan recovered from the moment of contemplation, he turned his back, and then threw a storage ring at the young man who was still in the barrel, and spoke in a faint voice.

"The red rope has a strong defensive power. The surface of the bell is an attack and formation-breaking spiritual weapon. It can counter all attacks during the tribulation period, and can also break most of the phantom formations. In fact, it is a magic weapon for storage. It is not necessary to use it. Things. You can keep the things in the storage ring. It’s just that you don’t have enough cultivation and can’t use them. You should keep them well. When you need to leave the deity one day and go down the mountain, the deity will give you another storage Pretend it's your storage. Rings and bells... take care of yourself."

Ye Shan was not happy in his heart, but he also heard what the system said before, that the soul who incarnated Wuyuan Immortal Venerable had no desires, and now Wuyuan Immortal Venerable practiced the way of no desire, that would really... make matters worse.

Ye Shan was not even sure if he could pull his love back to his bed.on.

"Okay." Ye Shan's voice was a little weak, and he said in a low voice, "I've finished washing, daddy, so daddy can carry me back to the thatched cottage. I, I know that daddy is used to living alone, so daddy will take me back to the thatched cottage and let me go. In the stove, and then just throw it outside the thatched cottage. I, I don’t want to share a bed with Daddy at all.”

System: "..." The host is scheming, duplicity, comparable to a black lotus!Identification is completed.

Ye Shan immediately slapped the system out of his head and continued to pretend to be pitiful.

Wuyuan Immortal Venerable originally planned to put Ye Shan into the furnace and then throw it into his small space.

But now hearing what Xiaoluding said, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan paused and did not answer.

He just carried the boy from the barrel back to the thatched hut, and did not directly dry his body with spells. Instead, he took out a cloth and wiped his body and long hair for the "know nothing" boy himself.

Then, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan watched the boy lying on his lap, hugging his waist, and fell into a deep sleep.

He was still wiping the hand of the young man's black silk, and he just paused.

Afterwards, his movements became more gentle, but he still didn't use spells to dry the boy's black hair in an instant.

And when Ye Shan woke up, he was lying on the only bed in the thatched cottage.Next to him is Immortal Wuyuan who is meditating cross-legged.

Ye Shan couldn't help lying on his side on the bed.Go up, and start to look blankly at Immortal Venerable Wuyuan.

Although his Peach Blossom didn't like him very much in this life, it doesn't matter.

They just met... A few days later, he finally found a way to make his peach blossom fall in love with him.

Although his peach blossoms are still somewhat rigid, he feels that the ethics of master and apprentice are irreversible, and he still wants to really be his father, but, but, that's not terrible.

The big deal, he just wandered around in front of Wuyuan Immortal every day, and then tried every means to hook him.Introduce Wuyuan Immortal Venerable.

Although, he doesn't seem to be able to tick.Fascinating.However, if you study it, you will be able to do it.

Thinking of this, Ye Shan couldn't help laughing softly.

In fact, Wuyuan Immortal Venerable has been awake all the time, just practicing at a superficial level.

Now that Xiaoluding was laughing, he opened his eyes, looked at Xiaoluding lightly, got up and said, "Since you're awake, let's go out with Master."

Ye Shan was stunned, sat up with his tail in his arms, rubbed his eyes, let the quilt on his body slide down to his waist, revealing his snow-white skin, and said in a low voice: "Going...you can. But you have to kiss and hug. Um , I have to eat and take a bath. Daddy feeds me and bathes me himself, okay? Get ready before we go out."

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan stood beside the bed, with a magnificent appearance.

"Okay." Wuyuan Immortal looked at the bed quietly.The young man on the bed thought in his heart, this is still a small stove that has just become conscious, he should slow down and talk about other things.

For example, before he helps Xiaoluding find a different fire suitable for Xiaoluding's own alchemy, he can pamper Xiaoluding as much as possible, allowing Xiaoluding to call him daddy, using the dual identities of daddy and master, Dote on Xiaoluding as much as possible, let Xiaoluding live happily during this time...

However, after they found the strange fire and let Xiaoluding refine it, it was time for Xiaoluding to inherit his desireless way.

"During these days, what do you like to do, as a teacher, I will accompany you to do what." Wu Yuan Xianzun slowly sat beside Ye Shan, picked up a strand of hair hanging from Ye Shan's ear, and put it on Ye Shan uncontrollably. He sniffed lightly, and then said in a low voice, "If you want to be your father for the teacher, be your father for the teacher; if you want to be your master for the teacher, be your master for the teacher; you I want my teacher to be intimate with you every day, help you bathe and comb your hair, accompany you to sleep peacefully every night, and let you kiss me as a teacher... as a teacher, I promise you."

Ye Shan stared blankly at such Wuyuan Immortal Venerable, feeling a little happy in his heart, but it was more of a bad premonition.

Moreover, the system didn't remind him that Immortal Wuyuan's love for him has increased, so...he really has a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan's next sentence was...

"However, after all, you are the only disciple selected by the teacher to inherit the mantle of the teacher. Qing Huan, after the teacher and you find the different fire, you should practice the same exercises as the teacher, and cultivate the Dao of Longevity just like the teacher , ascended to immortality."

Ye Shan asked blankly: "What kind of exercise?"

Immortal Venerable Wuyuan slightly hooked his lips, and put down the young man's black hair in his hand, which was on the young man's white chest.On the chest, write three words of incomparable purity.

no way.

"Qing Huan, the seven emotions and six desires in this world are all obstacles to the cultivation of the Dao of Longevity. As a teacher and you, we will cut off these obstacles one by one, okay?" Immortal Wuyuan looked at the young man very seriously, and said lightly, "Compared to the Dao of Longevity and the same life as the sky, the rest of love in this world is nothingness, and it is not enough compared to ants. Knowing that you are young and innocent, I personally cut off these one by one for you, so that you and my teacher and apprentice , how do you feel about being able to be an eternal master and apprentice together in this world?"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Hemp egg!

Not good at all?

What is wanting nothing?

His greatest wish in this life is to find the peach blossom that truly belongs to him!

In the end, Peach Blossom was found, and she wanted to take him to practice the "Way of No Desire" together, abandoning the seven emotions and six desires!

System, fuck off, did you do something to my peach blossom?down the drop.head?

System: "..." Darling, have you forgotten those "viruses"?

Although, they are just doing small tricks...

But no matter what, its fair and pure system is absolutely, absolutely, absolutely innocent!

Really!

Virus 1 & Virus 2 & Virus 3 & Virus 4: "Hehe."

The author has something to say: the first post of gossip

#我选择了我的爱情, wanting my lover to fall in love with my soul and body again, but in the end, my lover wants to talk to me about how to cut off all emotions and desires?From then on, practice the Tao of Longevity without desire or desire?Ma Dan!Everyone said that my lover is a scumbag? PS Don't scold too hard#