Mr. Prodigal is throwing something

Cen Yan held up his mobile phone, and the camera was facing his living room.

"Because in our family, I don't watch TV, and my partner doesn't watch it very much. He just uses a computer, so there is no TV and no video wall. There are only sofas, coffee tables and this bar. Sometimes my partner will read books here.

"This is the pet corner, the site of Xiaohua and 117. This is Xiaohua's cat villa, we bought it and assembled it ourselves..."

Speaking of this, Cen Yu stopped abruptly, because the past was unbearable.

However, fans want to mention which pot does not open: [hhhhh cat villa, I see it once and laugh once]

It is estimated that there are new fans: [What is Cat Villa?]

[Guiding the live broadcast on xx, xx]

[Hahaha I'm already laughing]

[Ms. Cen bought the cat villa at the beginning, opened live broadcast, and installed it lovingly with the object. The object should be installed according to other people’s instructions. Teacher Cen wanted to be unique, installed and dismantled. Sentence, then started to quarrel, quarrel all night]

[The joke is not here, the two of them were arguing and arguing, the more they quarreled, the more fierce they became, and finally the object was out of sight and out of mind, and ran away, Teacher Cen also disappeared from the camera]

[Did you think it just disappeared in the live broadcast room?It's not that simple]

[Then! !The sound of water came from the bathroom, and it sounded quite intense]

[Small face is yellow and yellow]

[Hahahaha so I forgot that I was still on the live broadcast? ]

Cen Teng had the urge to close the live broadcast immediately, but no, this was a long-awaited roomtour that was promised to the fans.

He thought to himself: "It's time to delete the replay of that live broadcast."

Finally, a serious fan came to the rescue: [Hey, what about the handsome school girl? ]

Cen Teng grabbed the life-saving straw: "He jumped on my partner two days ago, scratched the back of my partner's hand, and was locked up on the balcony."

[No, I'm just a kitten]

[Remember next time!You can catch Mr. Cen, but you can't catch the object! ]

[Do you know how much the subject paid for your villa!How could you do this to someone! ]

……

Cen Teng pushed open the balcony door.

"The balcony is his territory. He likes to grow some flowers, uh... and green onions. He usually washes and hangs clothes here."

Cen Yan licked the school flower, then kindly put the school flower in, closed the balcony door and walked to the room.

"Actually, our house is really small, we don't need such a large site, and there is nothing in the room. He and I have relatively few things. The bed that occupies the most space is this bed, which I made to order, 2.2 by 2 meters. "

Cen Teng patted the mattress, "And it's very soft, because when I was an undergraduate, the house I rented outside was a Odori room. I didn't like sleeping on the bed at the time, I only had tatami mats. He thought it was hard, cramped, and small. , and then I changed to bed."

[bedside! !What is it! ]

[Hahaha sisters are all sharp-eyed? ]

[It’s a tissue (cover your face) Mr. Cen should put away some things in advance when doing a live broadcast, otherwise the mosaic will be too late hahaha]

Cen Yan looked at the barrage and smiled, "I didn't put it away on purpose, because we usually put our things in drawers, and only the most commonly used tissues are kept outside, and he is a person who likes to clean up, so after every use, um , he will be put back in place, so there is no mosaic.”

[I will also find a virtuous partner in the future, I admire you]

When it comes to this, Cen Teng is excited. Fortunately, the camera is not facing him, otherwise fans will see him laughing like a fool, and he may lose his fans.

"Yes, he is, um, very virtuous. He usually does the cooking and cleaning. He takes care of the inside and I take care of the outside."

[Can't you be more diligent! !The subject has to go to work every day, so tired...I feel sorry for the subject! ]

Cen Yu: ...

"He's tired when he's off the bed, but he's not tired when he's in bed."

[The wheels seem to run over my face]

[Root number three?copy away]

[What tiger and wolf words, the subject is not at home today, right?]

Cen Yan looked at the bullet screen and smiled, and explained: "No, he likes this big bed very much. He is so tired from working during the day, and every night before going to bed, he has to play a big show with his body. He plays Cinderella and wants me to play it." The prince or something, I can't tell you're tired."

The barrage is full of hahahahaha.

Cen Teng turned the camera to the stairs, and continued: "There will be guests at home later, and he has gone to pick them up.

"The upstairs is a semi-open-air roof. I bought it together with the downstairs. I thought about this swimming pool a long time ago. When I buy a house in the future, I must have a swimming pool. Because his lung function is not very good and his vital capacity is very low, there is Sometimes climbing stairs or running for a little longer, I am worried that he will breathe to death."

[So the subject can't move violently? ]

[Visual guess is yes, hahahaha, it is Cinderella after all]

"I took him to the swimming pool before, but there were too many people. He had fairer skin. He was so white that he glowed. So, how should I put it, he was not very comfortable. I once, last year, during a holiday, he For my birthday, I took him to the swimming pool for the first time and booked a small swimming pool. He said that I wasted money, so I better install it at home. It is very convenient to swim in summer..."

The barrage began to flash: [Last year, the subject is only 19 this year, right?death smile]

[There are cats, hamsters and men, I'm dry]

[I want to see the object shining whitely]

……

"Then this area is a gym we designed ourselves. In fact, there are not many equipments. He will come up to practice for a while when he is not busy, but he is mostly lazy, so I will also supervise..."

There was a sound downstairs, and the fans heard it in the barrage: [Is the guest here?]

Cen Teng smiled, and went downstairs in three or two steps, "It's his sister."

Li He and Nannan were changing shoes at the door.

Nannan heard someone coming downstairs and called sweetly, "Brother Cen Yu?"

"Hello, baby girl!" Cen Yan said with a smile, pointing the phone camera at himself.

The barrage started: [I'm so sweet, what a cute little girl!] ]

[Is it the target's own sister? ]

[What's the name, like Nannan? ]

"It's my sister," Cen Yan hugged her with one hand, "Say hello to my sisters."

"where?"

Cen Teng pointed the light source of the phone screen at Nannan so that Nannan could see it, "Here."

Nannan smiled shyly: "Hello, sister and aunt!"

[Auntie's heart is about to melt]

[It is known that the voice of the younger sister is very sweet, and the younger sister is the real sister of the subject, so it can be seen that the voice of the subject is also very sweet! ! ]

[Who doesn't like sweet boys]

During the live broadcast of Cen Teng, Li He was never by his side, never showed his face or voice, and always looked like a tool man.

Li Ta changed his shoes, washed his hands, and came out. Seeing the barrage of bullets on the screen, he couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing? Live broadcast?"

"Ah."

[I hear voices! ! ]

[what did you say?so quiet]

[It seems to be asking Mr. Cen if he is broadcasting live]

[Yeah object! ]

[The voice is too milky, Mr. Cen, please read this sentence aloud to the subject! ]

……

"Don't take pictures of your baby girl." Li Tata said, walked over and hugged her baby girl to the ground, and said with a smile, "Have you washed your hands yet?"

The girl pouted, hugged Cen Yu's leg and acted like a baby, "Brother Cen Yu took me flying!"

Cen Teng put the phone on the table, hugged her daughter with both hands, put her arms around her armpits, threw her legs out, and then turned around twice on the spot.

This is one of my daughter's favorite things to play, after all, only Cen Yu is willing to play with her on this kind of human flying chair.

Li Ta looked helplessly at the two people, one big and one small, and then found a chance to hug his daughter to the ground again, "How old do you need to be hugged?"

Nannan pouted, and went to the pet corner to call meow, planning to find the cat to play on the flying chair, this time she will play the role of brother Cen Yu.

Anti-collision strips are pasted on the table and wall at home, and it’s not like she can’t see at all. The doctor said before that she can let her figure it out by herself according to the change of light. Cen Yan didn’t follow, and turned to look at it Li him.

"Tsk, you also eat vinegar from your own sister?"

Li he didn't admit it, "I told you not to spoil her."

Cen Yan smiled and hugged him, "Okay, okay, I'm used to you."

Cen Teng bowed his head to kiss Li Ta, who had lost weight recently, and Cen Teng could count the number of ribs on his ribs, kissing and kissing made him angry, even his daughter heard it.

She was squatting on the ground to rub the school girl's stomach, when she heard the panting sound, she asked curiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Only then did Li wake up, he quickly pushed Cen Yu away, and made a shush gesture to Cen Yu, "It's nothing, you play with Xiaohua first."

Li Ta was still in shock, twisted Cen Yu's body, and said in a low voice: "Don't kiss me when there are still people in the future."

Cen Teng cheated: "I only planned to give a kiss on the face, and you are the one who put your arms around my neck and won't let go."

"You mess around by yourself, so I can stand it?" Li Tata made a gesture to hit Cen Yu, and caught a glimpse of Cen Yu's mobile phone on the table, "Why is your mobile phone screen flashing?"

shit...

The two of them realized at the same time that the live broadcast was still on.

The camera was on the table, and the live broadcast screen went black in an instant, leaving only the overwhelming barrage. Li didn't play live broadcast very much, and he couldn't find where the close button was after searching for a long time... With this little effort, even if it wasn't intentional, it still put I read the content on the barrage again:

[Ms. Cen, you haven’t turned off the live broadcast hahahahahaha]

[Upstairs is an honest person, let's attack her together! ]

[You guys are so loud that even we can hear them]

[It's not suitable for children in the live broadcast room in broad daylight, dog man! ]

[I blamed the subject wrongly, so the subject is so let go? ]

[Hug your neck! ! !I made up for the height difference, my mother, I can do it! ]

[Teacher Cen seems to have said before that the difference is 20cm, I really can]

[Which woman is Kangkang, the corner of her mouth is pulled to the back of her head]

[it was me]

[Teacher Cen, come on!The subject can't stand it anymore]

[Please enter the house and close the door, we can play with my sister]

[Temple: Hello at the corner of the mouth, we meet again]

[The public screens hit kswl on the brothers]

[sisters don't writhe in bed]

……

Seeing Yishuier's "partner", Li Ta turned around inexplicably, and refused to return the phone to Cen Teng, and asked seriously: "They called you the object?"

[hhhhhhh which sister help me find the head]

[Oh, the car overturned]

[My mom asked me why I kept grabbing the sheets]

[Teacher Cen may encounter the most serious emotional crisis since the live broadcast]

[Ha ha ha ha do you want to quarrel? nmuad why am I looking forward to it so much]

[history is always surprisingly similar]

……

"...It's not me, it's you."

Cen Teng couldn't explain clearly for a while, and was tricked by himself.

Other bloggers always have a nickname when they talk about their partners. One is Lin Shenshi's deer and the other is Hailan's whale, one is Hoe Wo and the other is Dangwu, and the other is Fengfeng and the other is Sha...

Cen has never given any nicknames to the two of them. During the live broadcast, it was mentioned that there was always my partner on the left and the partner on the right. Over time, the barrage style became "the object is so cute" and "I want to go to Teacher Cen". Stealing the object from home" "What color sack does the object like"...

Cen Teng never felt that something was wrong, because he acquiesced that "object" equals "Cen Teng's object", alas... overturned.

"Call me?" Li Ta's voice changed.

Cen Teng hurriedly snatched the phone and turned off the live broadcast, dragged Li He to the kitchen, and pressed him on the desk.

Li Ta tried to struggle a few times, but he couldn't get rid of it, so forget it and give up.

Cen Yan pinched Li He's wrist with one hand, and explained sternly: "When you are mentioned in the live broadcast, I am used to talking about my partner, and then they... get used to it. .”

He wasn't angry, he just found it incredible, "Can't you call me another name? It's weird, I said why there are so many objects in the comments, where are there so many?"

Cen Teng smiled softly, "Then what do you want to call you? Baby? Baby? Wife?"

Li Ta was thoughtful, as if he was really thinking about which title was appropriate.Cen Teng leaned close to Li Ta's ear, and shouted one after another: "Wife...wife wife wife."

Li Ta didn't speak for a long time, and Cen Yan felt that something was wrong, so he quickly raised his head and looked at Li Ta: "Do you not like me calling you that?"

Li Ta blinked: "I like it."

Cen Teng didn't know what to say, "Did you forget what your dad wrote on the red envelope?"

Li Ta's expression became really serious, and he said solemnly: "It's okay, you didn't say it every day, it's fun, it can enhance the relationship..."

Cen Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Wife, can you not be so serious when you say these words?"

Then the two laughed inexplicably, Li he was pressed down by Cen Teng, and his buttocks were pinched by the edge of the desk.

The two finally stopped, and suddenly felt very quiet.Just stacking them together without doing anything, even if they touch each other's body, there is no intention of having a cannonball in the kitchen now.

Just sticking to each other like this makes me feel happy enough.

The sound of the small bell on the cat teasing stick came from outside, and it was Nannie teasing the cat.

Cats like moving things, and so do Nannie, because she is very sensitive to changes in light, and cats are not very big creatures, so she can catch them quickly.

Cen Teng said: "The doctor said that if you want to recover from this kind of atavistic inheritance, it may still be a bit difficult, so..."

"I know," Li looked into Cen Yu's eyes, "I'll contact her a school for deaf-mute children in the past few days to see what the teacher said and how to learn."

Cen Yan rubbed Li Ta's head, "Well, do you need me to go with you?"

Li Ta shook his head, pushed Cen Yu away, opened the refrigerator and prepared to cook, "You are busy with your work."

Cen Teng held the door of the refrigerator, and took out a can of beer from inside, drinking while watching Li he cook.

Li always likes to wear an apron when he cooks. It is loose and loose, and the circumference of his waist cannot be seen.

Li Ta put a basket of vegetable leaves on the sink, opened the cabinet and stood on tiptoe to get the small vegetable box from inside. The apron was pressed on the desk, and as Li He moved up slightly on tiptoe, he stretched out a Put the slender waist, waist down is slightly lifted up the ass.

Cen Yan walked up and put one arm around Li Ta's waist, and leaned on Li Ta's body, drinking beer leisurely.

Li didn't respond at all. He was used to it. Anyway, there was an extra hand on his waist and an extra person on his back, which didn't affect his cooking.

Li picked vegetables one by one, and said to Cen: "I plan to buy a house in the town, and bring my parents and grandma to live in the town."

"Then buy it in Xi'an, we can still take care of it."

"It doesn't work, my grandma is not used to living here. Last time I called and asked her to live in the town, she was still reluctant. I tried to persuade her for a long time before agreeing, saying that she would go back to the old house every few days.

"My mother is also reluctant to part with the land at home. It's a pity that it is deserted. She said that she accompanied grandma back to look at the old house, and planted the land by the way. If she planted anything, she could sell it for some money in the town."

Li he squeezed his eyeballs towards the door, "There's also that little one, I can't bear her kang, and the nests she made for birds on the wall, I can't bear to have a lot of them, saying that I will study at my brother's place in the future, winter and summer vacation I want to go back to the old house..."

Cen Teng was happy: "You are the one who misses home the most in the whole family, and you run away all the way."

Li Ta also smiled: "I miss family, but I don't know how to separate | body skills, everyone, you must choose one..."

"You chose me." Cen Yu interrupted, then slowly lowered his head, sniffing the familiar smell on Li Ta's neck, and murmured: "This option is permanent, and you can't change it in your whole life." gone."

Li He got goose bumps all over his body, and he turned his head with difficulty and looked at Cen Yan inexplicably.

Cen Teng took a sip of wine, shook the beer can, and smiled at Li Ta.

"Drink!" Li Tatuo understood, tiptoed to grab the beer can, but Cen Yan suddenly lowered his head, and pressed Li Tata's lips forcefully.

He was still twisting his head, making it inconvenient to kiss, so he choked on a mouthful, and the beer flowed out from the corner of his mouth, rubbing Cen Yu's chin as well.

"Waste, it's too wasteful..." Cen Teng said with a smile.

Li Ta moved his lips to Cen Yu's face, kissed the pear dimple on Cen Yu's right cheek, and asked with a smile: "You dimple, why can't you hold wine?"

Cen Yan raised his head and reached out to wipe off the remaining wine stains on the corners of Li Ta's lips, "Because there is a hole behind the dimple, the wine poured in and flowed away."

Li Ta was overjoyed, and asked solemnly, "Where did the hole come from?"

Cen Teng stroked Li Ta's left lips with his thumb, "It was poked by your tiger tooth."

Li He smiled involuntarily, showing his canine tooth on the left, and then seriously gnawed on Cen Yu's face, "Let me see if I poked it."

Li he turned around while kissing Cen Yu's face, and Cen Yu suddenly turned over and pressed him into his arms. With such force, his teeth stabbed Cen Yu's face all of a sudden, making a sharp tooth mark.

Cen Teng hissed in pain, "It's a dog, I was bitten and disfigured by you."

"Fart! When you bit me!"

Another verbal battle.