Mr. Prodigal is throwing something

What Cen Teng does as an organizer is a job that provides sex. It is inevitable that he has to eat with clients. What he fears the most is drinking with clients.棽 may have to close down because he doesn't want to drink——

He was really terrified by the grandpa. Every year when he went home for the New Year, he told me that he was giving up his life to accompany the gentleman. During the Spring Festival, he drank more wine at the grandpa's house than he drank in the previous ten months.

My father also poured him later, and when he was drunk, he sent my mother to ask me: Are the two of you getting along well?Who in the family counts?Who manages the money?Have you ever had a fight?Who apologizes first after a fight?

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I suddenly feel sorry for Cen Teng, I still have family members, but Cen Teng only has me - his brothers, sisters and sisters, all of them are busy people, and they can't come and go a few times throughout the year.

I quickly sent my mother away, and while Cen Yu was unconscious, I climbed onto him and kissed him.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, my parents sent my grandma to the city for the festival, and they went back on the same day. I don’t understand. My daughter and I made a small report: The reason why they are not happy to live in my house and Cen Yu’s is because they think of the two men. Sleeping on a pillow, maybe hugging and kissing or something... It's creepy to think about it.

But it's my own son, so be creepy if you can, and avoid it if you can.

On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Cen Li invited everyone to dinner. Before Cen Li rushed back from other places, he asked if my dad was there. If he was, he would eat some vitamin C yogurt in advance to prevent him from getting too drunk.

I said honey, my dad is home, you don't have to drink, come back quickly.

Look scared him.

I plan to formally negotiate with my dad during the Chinese New Year this year, not allowing him to force Cen Yu every year, I feel distressed.

Of course, my dad drank too much alcohol, and I was also afraid of his health problems, but I must highlight the key point: I feel sorry for Cen Yu.

Then, according to my dad's temper, I really can't understand his son's elbow turning outward, so he won't pour Cen Yu.

Cen Li didn't change his clothes when he got home, so he had to go out after picking up his daughter and grandma, otherwise the road would be blocked again, and he might only have to drink dishwashing water when he arrived at Cen Li's house.

Grandma and daughter sat in the back seat.

Grandma's ears are not good, and my daughter has learned to use a mobile phone, shouting loudly in grandma's ear, "We are now at the Big Wild Goose Pagoda"...

However, no matter how loud the sound was, it didn't wake Cen Teng up. He fell asleep in the co-pilot, and even his drooping eyelids were tired.

Sure enough, the road was blocked. When I was waiting for the traffic light, I unbuckled my seat belt and kissed Cen Yan secretly. I didn’t wake up, and I couldn’t see the old and the young behind me. I felt like a thief.

Cen Li is married and has no children. At that time, Cen Li told my sister and brother-in-law what DINK was. I didn't understand it at the time, so I checked it online, and it was pretty good.

When we arrived, a round table was almost full, and there was a lot of voices.

Cen Li only put out two extra chairs for grandma and daughter-in-law, no matter me and Cen Li, or my brother-in-law tried to arrange sockets for us.

Grandma wants to sit with Aunt Gong, they are fellow villagers.

On my left is Cen Yu, on my right is Nannan, next to Nannan is Wang Xiuyi.

The table was a bit crowded, and my daughter was still blurry in seeing things, but she didn't let me pick up the dishes for her. She went to pick up the dishes on the plate according to the light source, and after a while, the chopsticks poked on Wang Xiuyi next to her.

Wang Xiuyi clicked her tongue, as if she was going to get angry, I hurriedly asked her to apologize to her, "My name is Aunt Wang."

Nannan turned her face to the "tsk" voice, "Hello, Aunt Wang, I'm sorry, I can't see."

I also smiled apologetically at Wang Xiuyi, only to realize that Wang Xiuyi was already old, without makeup, without lipstick on her mouth, pale and pale.

She has been living at Cen Li's house all these years, and has never come to look for Cen Li. Cen Li only pays Cen Li a monthly payment, and Cen Li accepts it, which is pretty good.

Wang Xiuyi smiled bleakly, and sat aside a little.

Wang Xiuyi has always been elegant, and the dining table at Cen Li's house is big, but she only picks up the dishes in front of her, and never stretches out her hands. The same is true for Cen Li, probably hereditary Wang Xiuyi.

But Cen Yu has long hands, he doesn't seem to need to stretch his hands so much.

I saw Cen Yu picked up a dish that was placed far away with chopsticks, passed my eyes, and quietly placed it on Wang Xiuyi's dinner plate.

I turned my head and glanced at him with a smile. He thought I had eaten vinegar, so he quickly put a chopstick into my bowl.

Silly, I definitely won't eat this vinegar.

After dinner, Aunt Gong took her grandma and her daughter to watch TV, and told the two of them while watching.

It is a talk show, a well-known host, and Cen Jue who has re-entered the public eye.

The host asked Cen Jue what he thought of the praise for her acting skills on the Internet. If it was changed to the past, Cen Jue, who had a bright root, would probably say that he was very talented, but after seven years of playing tricks, Cen Jue could not even speak. It settled down.

She said that she is very grateful to the netizens for their praise. Praising her for her good acting skills is just praising her for bringing this character to life. Cen Jue likes this compliment very much.

There is also the rebellious girl she played in the movie "Visiting the Prison" that was said on the Internet. Even if her mother was in prison, she was indifferent, and she only visited her mother once before she was released from prison.

The girl's tenacious character, complex and tangled psychological activities, and distorted expressions of anger and joy... made a lot of tears from the audience in front of the screen.

Some netizens archaeologically discovered Cen Jue's Weibo seven years ago, and picked up all of Cen Jue's "black spots". Netizens said that Cen Jue acted in his true colors.

Cen Jue said that it can be regarded as acting in his true colors, and experience is the best teaching material for acting.

I also think it's quite natural, I've watched the movie, and I've seen that kind of psychological struggle in Cen Teng.

Watching the interview here, and the overseas video over there, Cen Yu is married and has a baby of mixed race.

Sister and brother-in-law were chatting and laughing with Cen Yu's family on the opposite side of the screen, and Cen Li taught the little mixed race to read ancient poems: The white tree in the courtyard lives for crows, and the osmanthus flowers are wet with cold dew.Tonight, Yueming people are looking forward to it, I don't know whose house Qiu Si will fall into...

The little bastard couldn't read well, and he couldn't speak Chinese very well, so he asked Cen Yu, "Dad, what is Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Cen Yu said, Mid-Autumn Festival is a traditional Chinese festival. It falls on the [-]th day of the eighth month in the Chinese lunar calendar. On this day, those who are far away from their hometown can look at the moon and miss their hometown...

The little mixed-race didn't fully understand, and asked, "Delivery... pardon?"

Cen Yu said, "theirnostalgia."

By the way, I got my undergraduate degree certificate. Before that, I also took the adult college entrance examination. Speaking of this college entrance examination, I quite like it. When supplementing the student status information, I have to fill in the family information. I bought a mobile phone for my parents before. Yes, their information occupies two lines, and there is one line left. I wrote Cen Yu, and the relationship is: spouse.

Spouse, it sounds very formal, but it makes me so happy. I hope this is just a purely family relationship registration, and the higher authorities don't strictly check, otherwise everyone will know that Cen Yu and I are in a spouse relationship, and I will Being envied to death by those men and women.

The only unpleasant episode is that I took the college entrance examination twice - because I was dragged back by English.

Fortunately, other subjects were passable, and the second time I finally used other subjects to make up for the lower scores in English.

Later, when I went to university, it was the busiest time for Cen Yu. He often traveled on business, was busy with work during the day, and had to give me online classes at night to supplement English, but I still failed every time in English class. Make-up exams, repeated defeats, repeated defeats, repeated defeats, I am really sorry for my teacher Cen.

Teacher Cen was so angry that he pressed me hard when he came back from a business trip, forcing me to write impromptu essays in English, and I had to recite them fluently and standardly.

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All in all, English is really difficult, and the little bastard has a local accent. I didn't understand it. I searched the house for a long time, but I didn't see Cen Li. I was about to call him, but he called me, " I'm outside in the garden, come out and find me."

The flowers in the garden were almost all gone, and Cen Teng was leaning on the pillar to watch the moon.

I walked over to hug Cen Yu from the front, and as soon as I hugged him, Cen Yu pushed me away more than a meter, then bent slightly, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Come on!"

I took a few steps back, helped to run, and jumped on Cen Yu. Cen Yu liked to hug me and put my legs around his waist.

Do|Love loves this pose too.

This habit has always been there, but it has been very frequent recently. Cen Yan will be thirty in two or three months, and he will be four!I joked that he was old, but he refused to admit it, so he often wanted to show that he was still young and could still hug me.

When I was in bed, I was not as gentle as when I was young. He often gnawed at me, as if he was going to eat me. After autumn, I often have to wear a scarf to work.

Sometimes I even have to use anti-inflammatory drugs, I didn't use it the first time...

I thought: my man is still as fierce as before, I think he can be fierce for another 20 years, and then we will abstain from sex together.

Cen Yu put one arm around my thigh, and he still had one free hand to play with by pulling my hair.

I used to... before I was with Cen Yu, I never thought that I could be hugged by a man like this. The kind of ease.

But I summed it up later, and it actually has something to do with my combined use of hands and feet. I have a thick skin, so I hung on him shamelessly, and he couldn't get rid of it.

"Teacher Cen..." I buried my face on his shoulder acting like a spoiled child.

Cen Dian always said that at such an advanced age, he still does this kind of thing, but I said, don't you just do it?

Cen Teng likes me to act like a baby to him, this is what he asked for in bed, because I didn’t like to act like a baby before, I like to solve everything by myself, if I can’t solve it, I will ask Cen Teng for help, Cen Teng said that for this point He was very sad.

The reason why I later developed the habit of acting like a baby was because Cen Yu became more and more busy later on, and his business expanded to the whole country. He would go on a business trip for seven or eight days every three to five days. Without Cen Yu by his side, I really I can't sleep, and it will be after midnight if I want to sleep.

When I sleep at night in winter, Cen Yu will always hug me and warm my feet and hands with his body.

Of course not when it’s hot, I go to bed and go to bed, but when I wake up in the morning, I will definitely be in Cen Teng’s arms.

Was it Cen Teng who pulled him into his arms or I rolled him in... I can't tell, anyway, I often feel that I was used to being a giant baby by Cen Teng.

So when Cen Yu was away, I always felt that the bed was light and fluffy, as if I was sleeping on cotton.

Once, it was past two o'clock in the morning, and I was still asleep, so I couldn't help sending a message to Cen Teng saying that I couldn't sleep.

I never sent a message to Cen Yu at this point, because Cen Yu didn't stay up late, so he must have fallen asleep by now, but Cen Yu replied, asking if I missed him.

I asked you if you were staying up late, Cen Yu said no, you were already asleep, but you are used to your phone being connected to the Internet, and the QQ message prompts that it is always on...

Then it was unstoppable, Cen Yu called me, told bedtime stories, sang lullabies... He didn't talk to me for nothing, and said he wanted me to act like a baby.

I have always been unable to resist Cen Teng's voice, what face do I need, just my brother and teacher shouting all over, I can say all kinds of nasty things.

Then it became a habit.

Act like a baby in everything, no matter whether you are qualified or not, Cen Teng will always laugh anyway.

Sometimes Cen Teng would provoke me on purpose, saying that the young boys I met during business trips were much taller and handsome than me, so I pressed him on the sofa and twisted them.

Cen Teng laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and quickly patched it up, saying that he would immediately think of his baby, going to the living room, going to the kitchen, and on the bed... well, the bed is also very good, and then he wanted to go home and have sex with the baby right away. bed.

I scolded him for being too pornographic|erotic, and then he proved it to me, and then asked me to rate it objectively and fairly, whether it was more pornographic this time or last time, whether it was more comfortable in the pool or on the bed...

All in all, I don't really like him traveling because it means I have to sleep alone.

But what can be done? He has already opened his studio, so he can't just say quit.

When the business of the studio was on the rise, he was like a psychopath—he sorted the garbage well at home, threw it outside, and the cleaning of the property was all in one go.

He almost wanted to go up and find a fight with the property owner, but I pulled him back and tried to persuade him to call the property owner.

Good business and good quantity. After fighting for about two years, the garbage disposal point of the entire community was changed from the corner of the safe passage on each floor to the first floor.

To throw out the garbage, you have to take the elevator downstairs. At first, the owner complained, but then he got better. What he did did not look like a human being. Who told him that he was backed by the Environmental Protection Agency——

The three-good citizen who consciously and actively sorts garbage has a large number of fans on Weibo and has a certain influence. The Environmental Protection Bureau can't wait to hold him in the palm of his hand.

But Xi’an is still not very good at this. Sometimes he has to "climb the wall", that is, on business trips, to give lectures or volunteer activities in other places. I watched his live lectures on the Internet, and my nose bleeds because of his handsomeness.

But I just look at the face, and I can't listen to what he said, because I have been devastated and my ears are calloused.After all, I was the first advocate of his garbage sorting, and I went to class every three days, even in bed——

He was really happy, and before I got over it, he was teaching me next to me: the wiped paper is other rubbish.The empty lubricant bottle that is used up is the waste plastic in the glass gold plastic paper. It should be washed and dried before throwing away.

The few rags on my body... are considered waste fabrics, and they cannot be recycled.

He said that he would never buy cloth sex toys anymore, almost all of them are disposable, and they will be twisted into twists after wearing it once, which is not environmentally friendly... I glared at him, and then he changed his mind and said that I am the best when I don’t wear anything. Good-looking, vomit, full of coquettish words.

Fortunately, he didn't need a condom, otherwise he would have to shake the dirty things out to flush the toilet, wash and drain the stretched condom, and then throw it into the trash can after using it up...

Is it annoying?

Also, the work went crazy, and he attacked me personally: when he was on the bed, he talked smoothly, but when he got out of bed, he licked my head, said that I was his little trash, and he was so cute that he couldn't bear to throw it away. little trash.

You bastard, you actually say I'm a little trash, then he's a big trash...

Later, I gradually got busy, because the old man Gu asked me to be the manager of the whole area, under the jurisdiction of several university branches.

Manager hey!It sounds good, but it's actually a grassroots worker, more tiring than when I was a store manager.

In this way, there is no time to cook, so Cen Yu also learns to cook when he is not so busy, but usually I clean up the mess after I go home. After Cen Yu finished talking, he was reluctant to let me cook.

It's so unpalatable to cook by yourself, why don't you allow me to do it?Why?

Cen Teng said that he doesn't want me to wash clothes, do housework, and toss me in bed, he wants to hold me in his hands and confess... Otherwise, he will grow old very quickly in the future, If he is too old to cook, he will starve to death.

I said you didn't want me to cook when you were young, but you still want me to cook for you when I'm old?

Then the two of them hugged and laughed together.

Facts have proved that Cen Yu lied to me, and he was so reluctant to bear it, especially the sentence that he was unwilling to torment me in bed, I always refuted it rationally.

The moon is icy and cold, and Chang'e must be very lonely. Cen Yu hugged me and looked at the moon for a while, and suddenly hummed a song, "When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine..."

Cen Teng's voice is very nice, but it's not the same when he sings. My ears are very close to him, and I'm about to have a miscarriage.

"I'm coming down," I said.

Cen Yu stopped singing, put me on the ground lightly, and walked around holding me.

We have to be careful where we step, and if we step on each other, we just move in small steps, as if we are dancing in a ballroom dance.

Cen Teng also lied to me. He said that I would grow taller again, but I never broke through 172. On the contrary, he grew two centimeters after the age of 22, which made me mad.

My face was pressed against his chest, and when I looked up I could only see his chin.

"Teacher Cen, you have grown a beard and are old."

Sure enough, Cen Yu freed up a hand to touch his chin, and then rubbed my face with the stubble, itching me so badly.

He pinched my buttocks with his other hand, relying on no one, his fingers were still burrowing into the seam of my buttocks through the pants.

The loose slacks I was wearing, underwear and slacks were stuck in the seam of my buttocks by his hands, which was quite embarrassing, and he didn't allow me to move my hands, and asked with a smile: "How old is it?"

I didn't dare to speak anymore, I stood on tiptoe to kiss Cen Teng, but he refused to let me, I only kissed the stubble on his chin.

I hummed, cursing and unhappy, and then Cen Teng lowered his head, covered my eyes with one hand, and kissed the tip of my nose and mouth.

Cen Teng likes to lick every inch of my lips with the tip of his tongue bit by bit, and every time I am kissed, my legs are limp.

Blame me, the height difference is too big... I could hardly stand on tiptoes, but Cen Yan picked me up again, still in the previous position.

After the kiss was over, Cen Yu just looked at me and kept smiling, and asked why your mouth was so sweet. I said that I just drank the rose wine that Cen Li made himself, and Cen Yu kissed again, "I want to drink it too."

Cen can't drink, because drunk driving is illegal.

It's really too cold outside, usually kissing, kissing lips will always get hot, but this time it didn't, it was still cold, Cen Yan hurriedly put me down and brought me into the house.

The room was very happy, we walked into the room holding hands, no one noticed us, alas... Cen's family status in Cen's family is as low as ever... Only I love him the most.

Aunt Gong said she wanted to keep grandma and her daughter here for the night, so we were the only ones going home, and Cen Teng was still telling me that he was getting old and worried about it, and he talked about it all the way.

There was still a traffic jam in the middle of the night, and Cen Yu got impatient and drove the car directly to the suburbs. He said, it seems that we haven't done it in the car yet?seems like it.

Then I paid the price for what I said, and I am still not old. I am crazy with Cen Yu, and I will always be crazy, and I will be tired of it all my life.