The King is Difficult [E-sports]

Xing Yi was stunned by Xiao Cun for several seconds—it turned out that this calm and gentle person would be so cold and terrifying if he really got angry.

Because he just came out of the shower, the neckline of the other party is not as neat as usual, but a little messy, people can vaguely see the delicate skin lines on the neck and the protruding collarbone, even the neckline that he never cleans. His hair wasn't completely dry, and it was glowing with a faint luster at the moment—it's just that amidst all this abnormal casualness, his expression was serious and motionless, and his thin lips were tightly closed after saying the command, as if On the whole face, only the blue veins at the end of the eyebrows trembled slightly with breathing.

Xing Yi once felt that Xiao Cun's eyes were as cold as a thousand-foot frozen lake, but at this moment, its depth and sharpness are more like a cold knife, as thin as a cicada's wings and the blood seals the throat without leaving any traces.

It's just that after a short while, these things gradually disappeared, replaced by a long silence, so Xing Yi could only look at him quietly for a while, then walked over and took out the lighter.

"...Why are you attacking me?" Then Xing Yi thought for a while, then threw the little thing on his chest, pretending to be angry and said: "Others are angry at the crown and become a beauty, but you are here to attack me?"

——He thought about it and thought he was so fucking witty. These words were not only educated, but also seemed aggrieved and sad, with a trace of childish stubbornness. Came up to rub him anxiously and said "I'm sorry", but Xiao Cun really just caught the lighter and polished it up without saying a word.

So as soon as Xing Yi's stop hit his throat, the other party bit the filter without hesitation, and took a deep breath.

——Deep and decisive, seeing death as home.

Sure enough, before Xing Yi had time to cover his face, he heard a painful dry cough violently stuffed into his eardrum, which was handsome for less than three seconds.

The tug-of-war between the top laner who can only drink milk and the high-concentration cigarettes began, and the jungler Lang forced to repeatedly pretend to touch his mouth to block his uncontrollable smile, but later, the other party was slightly painful. After smoking a cigarette, she raised her hand and dragged him to the bed, and gave him a kiss full of the smell of mature tobacco.

At that moment, there was gushing warm breath caressing his cheeks, which made Xing Yi feel like a thousand words of accusation, but also like silent and lingering distress.

So after some lip-smacking, Xing Yi had no choice but to surrender and lay down on his shoulder, saying only: "... Are you really angry?"

"I'm really angry." Xiao Cun answered him, and embraced him with one hand: "...I'm so angry that I want to go to Chilang to find trouble."

"...Oh, that's okay." Xing Yi giggled: "As long as you don't get so angry that you post on Weibo to describe me darker and darker, it's not a big problem."

He originally thought that Xiao Cun would mutter something wronged and discouraged to him, "I'm not that bad at eloquence", but Xiao Cun's complexion was still not very good, which made him sink his eyes for a moment, and then he tilted his eyes Pushed his head against Xiao Cun's chin: "Good boy, I must have weighed it before making a decision. Don't blame me or interfere with me in this matter. I promise you that I will never do anything else in the future."

The morning light was very clear, even though Xiao Cun's breathing could not calm down for a long time, he could only stare at Xing Yi silently, and gradually withdrew all his thoughts.

In the end, he still seemed to have to acquiesce, nodded his head reluctantly, and only opened his hand to Xing Yi: "Come. Let me hug."

So Xing Yi was taken aback for a moment, and immediately slid past obediently like a domesticated rabbit.

That hug lasted so long that even Xing Yi, who was as thick as a city wall, couldn't help but blush, but Xiao Cun rubbed his shoulders and refused to let him go: "I won't interfere with your decisions, except for you. Well, I can’t think of any other way for the time being. I just... I just started to feel that I was so indifferent to you like an idiot before? I——I don’t even dare to think about your situation at that time... Xing Yi... ..."

Xing Yi still followed his words and remembered the period when he had just left Chilang, and felt a little quiet in his heart, but after a while, he reflexively wanted to say something like always, "It's nothing, after all, I still have an old concubine/ But the coldness of Xiao Cun's palm made him tremble inexplicably, and suddenly he remembered the words the other party said in the study during the Chinese New Year.

——Why did your usual enthusiasm for joking with me and begging for my love evaporate when you have something serious to do?

He was in a daze for a while, and then, as if he had completely compromised for the first time, he gritted his teeth and began to complain: Yes... It was very sad at first, but it was even more sad when you messed it up. He also showed me the live broadcast of Qingcheng, let me watch it. JB, I'm so close to tears that I'm so wet, all right, especially after you forced me to kiss you...I seem to like you a little bit, and I'm going to take drugs to ride you, and don't care after kissing Scum...

——Although, no matter who is more scum, he really has no right to criticize Xiao Cun, but occasionally being so unreasonable makes him feel like he has become the genius boy who was like a giant baby at the beginning —— not what the captain must have Responsibility, and not the maturity that the predecessors must have, and the whole body is fucking happy.

"...Didn't you resist at the time." Xiao Cun also patted him and said, "I like it once I kiss you, and you are willing to give it the first time when you are pressed on the bed. Baishen is too easy to deceive?"

Although his voice was still a bit muffled, he calmed down quite a bit anyway, and Xing Yi also began to hang on him relaxedly, teasing him, "Can I not get wet kissing the very handsome God Ashes?" , Then I just closed my eyes in peace for a moment in the quiet light and thought, probably with this person here, I shouldn’t be so sad when I encounter anything in the future.

However, as teammates came back one after another, the development of things seemed to go astray from Xing Yi's imagination.

——In the few days after Ji Chaoran returned to the team, he naturally turned on the live broadcast first to chat with his "wives", and shyly expressed that he was always annoyed by being urged to go on a blind date when he returned home during the Chinese New Year. , Xing Yi also said to his wheat dirty with great interest, "I can withdraw money by swiping JB at the ATM machine, but I still need a blind date?" But after the live broadcast, Xiao Cun rarely came over , as if it had been brewing for a long time, he hesitated and said, I have something to do with you, Captain.

For Xiao Cun's rare captain call, Ji Chaoran was excited, and immediately put away his laughing face, and became serious like him: "—Wow, what's the matter? You say it."

Li Yishi was still missing during the free training at the moment, while Chi Yang was in an abnormal state of indulging in rank and unintentionally gossiping. Only Xing Yi, who was queuing up for rank, drank water and stretched his ears to listen casually, but in Xiao After Cun said the phrase "teach me how to please fans", he really almost choked to death.

"To please the fans?" Ji Chaoran was also very surprised: "Yo... virgins also have a time to open up? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are no longer. After all, the Xing team is a good tuner/teacher~"

After talking about Ji Chaoran, he looked at Xiao Cun's blushing iceberg face instantly, and turned to Xing Yi: "What do you say about Xing's team? Your husband wants to be a fan too—"

"Ahem," Xing Yi replied while wiping his wet chest, "You teach me, anyway, after eating my delicacies from mountains and seas, eating other things is just chewing bark. This wave is worthwhile."

Ji Chaoran smiled, regardless of the mysterious and confident Xing Yi, but rubbed his forehead with a little thought, and slowly summarized his own experience for Xiao Cun:

You want to please your fans with this face?It's very simple~ Haven't you never talked to your fans in the live broadcast? Now you have nothing to say to them, "Good morning, good night, have you eaten?" The tone is lower and the voice is gentler. I guarantee that you will become the dream of [-] million girls who whispered in their ears.

As for Weibo, you don’t even need to post a single word to continue your path of facial paralysis, just click on those private messages—yes, you don’t even need to read them, just click on it, anyway, someone will take a screenshot of the already read words soon Shiki/Chao is a fan of life—after all, I sent a private message to my goddess and she has read it, and I will only watch her masturbate alone in the future, sincerely.

Occasionally, you can still sing, pretending to be a white lotus, I think your paralyzed face is suitable for those deep and hurt ultimate spare tire love songs, as long as the fans unconsciously fantasize that "this cold and handsome guy must have been hurt by love" , plus your performance in previous games is not bad, it is not far from their feeling of "he needs me, he can't live without me, I want to spend more money on him".

As for the appointment, it depends on whether you choose it or not. If you choose it, look at the photo album on Weibo. I'll talk about it later.But I have to remind you that the beautiful ones may be able to take a fancy to you, but the rich ones may not necessarily.

Xiao Cun stood there stunned and listened to the whole thing, and Xing Yi also became sour beside him, "Is the God Ashes moved? You want to find me, I'm your number one fan", which made Xiao Cun react and explain, "I...not I want to be a fan", but Xing Yi has already entered the game, so I don't plan to pay attention to them.

So for the next 5 minutes, Xiao Cun stood beside Xing Yi's chair like a spirit behind him, motionless, as if he wanted to explain but couldn't open his mouth. Seeing this, Ji Chaoran couldn't help but smiled and pushed the chair and knocked on the table. Ask Xing Yi: "Bai Shen is a bit 6, what happened when I go back to the Chinese New Year, how do I remember that you were chasing Xiaochun and kneeling and licking?"

Before Xing Yi could answer, he laughed and continued, "Is it because the bed at home is enough for Baishen to play? What kind of posture did Baishen use to tidy up Xiaochun so obediently? Heavenly girl scattered flowers? Reversed emperor dragon? "

"...My god, your mother!"

In this game, Xing Yi was unfortunately in the same team as the high-scoring girl from before. The other party didn’t know if he was asked not to help the mid laner again because of the inconclusive dialogue during the Chinese New Year, which made him used to cooperating with the mid laner in the rank game. He was a little irritable, so while staring at the screen and continuing the game, he pushed Ji Chaoran with his elbow in disgust, but soon, Xing Yi felt that Xiao Cun reached out and rubbed his head, and suddenly opened his mouth, as if to Explanation: "Xing Yi, I just want to have more fans, whether it's watching my game or watching me... In the future, they will speak for me, which is equivalent to speaking for you."

Xing Yi was taken aback, and was almost killed by the male opposite with a single shot. After a counter-kill, he had time to pat Xiao Cun with his backhand, and replied: "Okay, good boy, there are a lot of fans, a lot of fans, when the time comes If I go out to pornography/gambling/drugs, I will depend on you for the baby’s milk powder, hahaha.”

Xiao Cun seemed to be really free today, he still had time to pinch his neck, and the next words seemed to be flirting: "Then... what do you think I look best in?"

"Ah?" The mouse and keyboard in Xing Yi's hands were crackling nervously, but he replied instinctively: "Swimming trunks, when I just got up from the pool, even my hair was dripping, and the outline was very special. Clearly, oh, there is also a suit that only has the belt and zipper open to reveal the thing, and remember that the collarbone is exposed at the collar... By the way, you are also good at riding a horse, if you have time, you can wear a black riding suit and directly shock me—”

Xing Yi spoke very excitedly, and Chi Yang, who was silent for a long time, finally yelled, "Will you pay attention to the scale?" Of course, Xing Yi replied, "Why don't you pay attention to the scale when you spray rank teammate's mother who can run a horse?" The two began to bb each other again, but this time Chi Yang's words were no longer so fierce, and he did not continue all kinds of mother bombing combos, but unexpectedly, he finally yelled out "You... How on earth is Mom willing to reconcile with me?!"

Both Xiao Cun and Ji Chaoran were confused, but Xing Yi just looked at his screen and smiled faintly, saying, "I don't intend to reconcile with someone like you who has cheated on me for so long."

"...I'm fucking your mother!" Chi Yang stood up so excited, but then he didn't know what to do, and he was anxious for a long time before he said: "Then I, then I will melt all the cards in the mobile game." Isn't that enough!"

These words made Xiao Cun open his mouth a little bit, and Ji Chaoran hurriedly persuaded him not to think about it, but no matter how his neck turned red, Xing Yi just continued his game with the mouse, saying: "Rong, there's nothing wrong with it." .”

Chi Yang is indeed a person who will be hooked quickly as long as he is faced with aggressive tactics. After a second, he blushed and unlocked the phone without saying a word. He really wanted to destroy all the data in the mobile game he had played for more than half a year. Chaoran saw that he was about to cry, quarrel with Xing Yi and hang himself, so he hurried forward, wanting to grab his phone first.

The light tube in the training room flickered, and under the jumping light at that moment, the two people who were arguing were interrupted by a sudden sentence from Xing Yi.

——"It's fine to reconcile, but you must have more output than me in a month's game."

Under normal circumstances, ADC should be the highest in terms of damage output alone, so Chi Yang paused for a while, and replied angrily: "You mean what you say?"

Xing Yi's screen was already filled with the words "victory after the opponent's surrender". Then he unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip of water, and then replied Chi Yang with four words: Depends on my mood.

The author has something to say: Xiao Cun feels very uncomfortable, and wants to quickly become a popular player like Team Jiang to protect Baishen, but 23333