The King is Difficult [E-sports]

Two days after Li Yishi also came back, the next year's game is about to start.

He probably noticed that the atmosphere in the team was weird, and he had a few chats with Ji Chaoran, so he took it as his duty to moles the two young players every day—for example, he asked Xiao Cun from time to time why he didn’t take the route of a deaf-mute boy For example, to make fun of Chi Yang, the slag Gong Baishen is still abusing you today?

"Don't talk!!"

Chi Yang was only worried that in the two days of training, his output was only the second or third in the team at most. Not only would there always be one or two people in the middle and upper fields who could surpass him, but Xing Yi had to make progress this day. Discuss with the coach and say later Can I use the hero "Jie" in the training match against SOD? If the effect is good, I will use it directly in the official match the day after tomorrow.

——But Jie, a super-explosive hero, is usually used as a mid laner. Chi Yang listened with pricked ears, and was about to refute Xing Yi's tactical suggestion, but the coach only asked, are you sure it can be used?

"Yes, the two teams that will play this week are both weak teams." Xing Yi and the coach are already familiar enough to pat the shoulder and brag: "With me in the opposite back row, I can't survive for two seconds, and I can kill three times with a dart. , besides, this guy Jie killed his teacher and betrayed his family, it can be said that it fits my villain temperament~"

The coach of IS is actually just a jerk in this kind of team. Seeing that Xing Yi is so eager to try, he naturally agrees, with an expression that he wants to see it too, but Chi Yang strongly protests to Xing Yi, "You are sacrificing the whole world!" team to show themselves", Xing Yi replied to him, "If you bb again, I will use Teemo to kill wild mushrooms and blow you to death." The two argued without a word, and it was time for the training match.

During the banpick, Xiao Cun asked the coach if he wanted to choose a pure meat hero with thick blood. After all, if the jungler uses a crisp skin like Zed, if he plays Fiona and the like, the team will have no front row, but Xing Yi But he interjected to say that it is good for the abuser to play what he is best at.

"Why do you keep talking about people? We only narrowly won 3-2 in the training match with SOD before, huh." Chi Yang raised an argument when he found the opportunity, but was still choked back by Xing Yi: "Why are you a troll? You’re still so glass-hearted, all the LPL teams are bad in my eyes, not to mention SOD, my mentality just exploded in those few days, and I don’t know who did it.”

Hearing this, Chi Yang could only weaken and retort as if he had only the last breath left: "I'm not a troll, I'm just trolling you...! Don't you stop spraying now!"

Several other teammates were surprised at his recent weakening momentum. Xing Yi seemed to feel compassion when he heard this, and replied for the first time, "Okay, good boy, I know you are not a troll. You must be trolling." I was forced to rush", which made Chi Yang stunned, and secretly replied "You...what's the matter", but a second later, Xing Yi's laughter completely exploded in the microphone.

"It's nothing. I'm just protecting my shortcomings. Who made you so short hahaha——"

Chi Yang immediately started yelling, but Xing Yi only looked at the jokes of the SOD players in the chat room, "White God lightly teases us, but we are still afraid of pain", and replied with a smile, "Didn't you all be covered in the last training match?" Are they all developed by me? It’s a pity that our ADC is too short to last.”

——So after this training match, Chi Yang looked at the data on the screen, and his eyes were completely aroused with the anger of wanting to strangle Xing Yi's neck and kill him, but Xing Yi had a relaxed expression as if he hadn't seen it He took out a cigarette: "Your output of an ADC can be more than 6000 lower than that of a jungler. I suggest you live broadcast and retire~"

"You——!" Chi Yang blushed: "Did you imagine that Xiaofan was going to replace me? Just to have a better ADC!"

"... Shall I ask Xiao Fan to replace me?" Xing Yi smiled: "I don't have that much power in Chilang, but they will still ask me for the opinion of the captain in the end, um... Although I do feel that Xiao Fan himself He owed too much heat, and the team gave him more than half a year without any growth, and continuing to start will only affect the team."

"...You fucking have double standards for yourself and others!" Chi Yang almost told him about his relationship with Chilang on impulse, but he still answered Ji Chaoran's quick question of "what do you mean?" Overwhelmed, he quickly pushed "Nothing" and sat down again.

——Although he was reluctant to admit it at that moment, he could still feel that he was a little afraid of Xing Yi's anger, but the other party's next words swept away his worries. You don’t have that much power here, be careful I’ll let your mentally handicapped boss make you look at the water dispenser~”

The sound of brother surprised Chi Yang so much that he hesitated for a long time and didn't think of how to respond. When he finally recovered, he could only watch helplessly as Xing Yi went to find Ji Chaoran in a row.

The next day's game was played by the IS team at 7 o'clock in the afternoon. After arriving at the venue ahead of time and finishing their makeup collectively, Xing Yi thought that the game ahead of them seemed to be a match between Black Shark and other teams, so he was bored Looking at it from the ground, it should be a great enemy of research.

Black Shark's opponent today is not too strong. The game ended 2-0 soon. Xing Yi didn't feel much about this cruel game. He just turned off the screen and waited to play. However, at the door of the lounge, someone Appeared unexpectedly.

It's Yu Xingyuan.

Everyone stopped for a moment, but Yu Xingyuan didn't pay attention to them at all, he just rummaged on the sofa for something that had probably just fallen from the ground.Xing Yi watched there for half a minute before starting to have ADHD attacks, and moved over to start a conversation with the young man: "Hey... Congratulations, you played really well today."

But Yu Xingyuan stopped for half a second without looking at him: "...well, maybe."

"Don't be presumptuous, the blind monk was handsome in that round~" Xing Yi also put aside the unhappiness of the opening match, and planned to use the guise of exchanging jungle experience to ease the relatively tense relationship: "Last time you didn't come to mock me I definitely didn’t say a word in the end, I don’t know you if you don’t fight, I just saw your panel data, did you use all attack runes~? I’m such a mess, I’ll add a few defensive runes—”

"...I don't fucking need you to teach me what runes the blind monk should use," but Yu Xingyuan ignored his tricks: "You are not qualified either."

Xing Yi wanted to continue talking, but Xiao Cun came over at some point and pulled him over with a dark face to prevent him from moving. Chi Yang, who was standing on the other side of the sofa and swiping Weibo, also raised his head and actually helped Xing Yi say When he started talking, he was not polite to Yu Xingyuan at all: "Xing Yi is not qualified to be a bitch/your mother is qualified? Go back and pretend to be your mother, don't pretend here."

Yu Xingyuan glared at him, and replied: "Why, kneeling here and licking like flying? I don't know who the fuck is talking to me first."

"I also want to ask who was the first to provoke someone with a mouth that stinks worse than a fucking cunt, but the one who pretended not to be a cunt got fucked instead,"—and when Chi Yang scolded people, it was even more so. Dirty and not panting: "Is that you?"

Yu Xingyuan's brows were all wrinkled together, and his chest began to heave violently, as if he was about to make a move. After Li Yishi persuaded him for a long time, "Don't do this", he waved his hand and said, "I just want to help others." He wanted to leave, but Xing Yi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood everything in his heart-the so-called "other good junglers", who else but Jiang Hanshuo?At the beginning, he did know that Yu Xingyuan was Jiang Hanshuo's fan, but he didn't expect that the other party would really be hostile to him because of the reason that this fan circle only had, so he hurriedly called out to the other party knowingly and asked, "I'm not qualified, what do you think?" Who is qualified?" The other party was also young and energetic, and as he expected, he turned his head and said fiercely: "Of course it is Team Jiang! He is more qualified than you! He is the strongest jungler in the world! "

"Wow~ It's amazing, is there one of them?" Xing Yi laughed.

"No!" Yu Xingyuan was sure.

"...Young man, you can really blow/shoot him with your blow/job," Xing Yi leaned against Xiao Cun next to him, and while playing with the back of his head on his shoulder, he smiled at Xing Yuan with interest: "Come on The next time I said I introduced you to Captain Jiang when I had time, how about taking off my pants and blowing it away in person? After two days of Lantern Festival, he will invite me to dinner, and I worry that I won’t be able to eat him without enough people.”

At the door, Li Yishi rubbed the back of Yu Xingyuan's neck and advised him to go back first, but he turned around and said to Xing Yi, "Who the hell needs your introduction" before walking again, while Xing Yi suppressed a smile and rushed He yelled from behind, "At seven o'clock in the evening on the Lantern Festival at Ruth's Steakhouse on the 4th floor of No. [-] on the Bund", it finally stopped.

——Although, after that, when he heard the sentence "Why do you want to hook up with everyone" from above his head, Xing Yi was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he begged Xiao Cun to be gentle at night.

This day's game went very smoothly. When Xing Yi selected Jie, everyone thought that it was for Ji Chaoran to play mid laner for a while, so when the final formation was confirmed, the audience began to be unable to calmly marvel. Jokingly, I don’t know how to blow it. In the live barrage, the two factions are also arguing about "fucking robbery jungler 666" and "abuse food 6 your mother". The game ended in 2-0 very quickly.

The IS lineup is almost entirely on the offensive front. The two super-strike heroes Jie and Fiona have almost killed their opponents in the first 15 minutes. Xiao Cun followed the pointer on the screen, and his blood still flowed to his chest. Shangyong - he once again found the feeling of cooperating seamlessly with Hong Chen, and also looked at Xing Yi and laughed after the game - only in this smile did he feel that he and Xing Yi were no longer the same A lover, but a pure comrade-in-arms, he enjoyed the pleasure brought by this kind of competition, and he felt that Xing Yi had been rubbing beside him for a long time to attract attention until he got on the car back.

Xiao Cun came back to his senses, touched his ear quickly, and then whispered in his ear with a cold face and a roguish tone: "...Huh? What's the matter, is it itchy again?"

"... When did you take your driver's license to upgrade?" Xing Yi's ears were reddened by the magnetic voice, so he had to push his chin hard, but he soon became quiet again, humming after a long while Chirp asked: "You, how are you pleasing your fans?"

But Xiao Cun was taken aback by his words, and he just planned to fool him: "...No, I just read some private messages, it's, it's okay."

"...Huh?" Xing Yi sensed something was wrong: "...Why are you stuttering? What's the content of the private message?"

Xiao Cun blushed with guilt, and Xing Yi pressed forward: "Did you send your big tits or big dick in a private message? Tell me quickly!"

"...No, where are you thinking?" Xiao Cun wanted to dodge, but was hooked by Xing Yi's sharp eyes, so he had to tell the truth: "I...that is, the content they posted is really good. Those who like me... I can't bear to lie to them like the captain..."

"——huh?" Xing Yi, who didn't get the sudden information, looked confused, and finally patted him on the shoulder, saying earnestly: "Hey, young man, you are too... Fans and players, it's just to satisfy each other's fantasies, Most players will pretend, as long as you don’t really be a fan, there’s nothing wrong with it, you’re just eating.”

"...Ah," but Xiao Cun took out his phone, lowered his head and thought: "But, I blocked those who often send me private messages who seem to really like me and want to fall in love with me, lest they be cheated— —”

At that moment, before his words fell, Xing Yi almost said "Huh?", and immediately grabbed his wrist with question marks on his face, and said excitedly, "Are you crazy?"

"..." Xiao Cun only frowned slightly, and thought for a while: "...It's okay."

"...Damn it." Afraid that he would be hacked, Xing Yi hurriedly pulled out his phone and began to search Weibo for keywords such as "memory/blocking black", but the content displayed in front of him made him a little overwhelmed.

[The God of Remembrance seems to have blocked me after reading my private message the day before yesterday, my god is so cute hahaha, maybe I wrote it too spicy and he is shy {doge}]

And the comments below are all kinds of obsessions, such as "Knocking cute, why is it so cute", "My friend was also blocked, she was so excited for a day, she thought that Miss Nian never read private messages", "I feel like a virgin." and so on, see Xing Yi was almost relieved, so he had to put his hand on Xiao Cun's shoulder first: "Brother... I don't think I am worthy of being a face control anymore."

Xiao Cun looked at him inexplicably, but soon heard a smile in his voice in the night.

"Congratulations~ There are so many crazy fans with the same weird painting style as you~"

The author has something to say: a little bug hunting, I think my update time is getting closer to 11 o'clock, every time I open a background, it takes half a day 233, and. . .You never know why some words are blocked OTLL