I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

When Xie Lan arrived, 419's painting style changed from a boy's daily sand sculpture in college to a love girl with pink bubbles in seconds.He was wearing a long black coat today. Except for the left and right pockets, there was not much decoration. He wore a pure white shirt inside, with the top two buttons loose.

The trio of straight man, deep closet, and purely gay sighed in their hearts at the same time: He is so fucking handsome.

"Oh, I'm talking about a little love letter." Lu Rulu put his arm around Qin Shu's shoulders, and frivolously lifted Qin Shu's chin with his fingers, "Look at this pretty face and big flower skirt, the romantic widow is talking about him .”

Qin Shu retorted: "It's not a short skirt, it's shorts!" Although it looks a bit like a skirt because it's too loose, it's pants!

Lu Rulu touched Qin Shu's face, "It's okay, you look good in anything."

Xie Lanzhi's voice was slightly cold, "Your family runs a gas station?"

"How to say?"

"Too greasy." Xie Lanzhi looked at the greasy roommate's arm on Qin Shu's shoulder, "let go."

For boys who have no ideas at all or whose appearance is not up to a certain level, Qin Shu's reaction when he makes physical contact with them is similar to that of ordinary straight boys.Not to mention that Lu Rulu just hugged his shoulders, even if he hugged his waist, he could still be calm like a Taoist nun holding a lotus.

But since Xie Lanzhi said to let go... Qin Shu smiled and took Lu Rulu's arm away, "Why is the senior here?"

Xie Lanzhi said, "Go back to the dormitory for a few days."

Lu Luru was so surprised that he said two sentences in a foreign language: "Nani? Why?!"

"Being busy with projects, the dormitory is close to the laboratory."

Lu Rulu was even more surprised, "Your home is not far away. You have been busy with the project for so long. Do you want to move sooner?"

Xie Lanzhi didn't bother to talk to him, "Have you eaten yet?"

Chu Cheng said: "Not yet Brother Lan, let's go out to eat together."

"I won't go," Qin Shu said gloomily, "I can't wear pants, and I don't want to run around naked."

Lu Rulu raised a philosophical question with a long history: "Give you 5000 million, let you run naked/run, would you like it?"

"Am I short of those 5000 million people?" Qin Shu said solemnly, "I always like to run around naked."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Then you run to one now."

Qin Shu helplessly called "senior".

Xie Lanzhi laughed and made a decision: "Let's order takeaway."

Chu Cheng and Qin Shu can't eat spicy and greasy food. The takeaway Xie Lanzhi ordered was six dishes and one soup from a Cantonese restaurant near the school. Not to mention chili, even dark soy sauce was rarely served.The packaging is extremely exquisite, full of the taste of the ingredients themselves, probably the legendary high-end ingredients.

A dish of steamed sea bass became Chucheng's favourite.Pick up a piece of white and tender fish, dip it in the steamed fish soy sauce at the bottom of the plate, it is so delicious that it is deformed.

Chu Cheng finds it troublesome to spit out fishbone, so he seldom eats fish, as if he has discovered a new world, "What kind of fish is this, it doesn't have any bones at all."

Qin Shu gave Zai Zai popular science: "It's not fish sauce, it's sea bass~"

After confirming his eyes, Lu Rulu found the right person: "Little Love Letter also plays Animal Crossing, how much is your kohlrabi?"

The four of them gathered around the table to eat, and Chu Cheng was the one who ate the most, and he became impatient after eating.This time Qin Shu didn't rob him, and even gave him the butt of the white-cut chicken. "Eat more, you look thin, Xu Ning will catch up with you."

Chu Cheng didn't appreciate it at all, "The door is over there, please get out."

Lu Rulu asked, "Brother Lan, how long do you plan to stay in the dormitory?"

"Look again."

"What about Snowball?"

Xie Lanzhi said, "She's in the hospital."

The trio collectively stopped their chopsticks, "Huh?"

"Sterilization," Xie Lanzhi explained, "The doctor said it's best to stay in the hospital for observation for three days, and she also needs anti-inflammatory injections."

Lu Rulu had a complicated expression, "My snowball is so cute, why did it suffer like this—do you have a picture?"

Xie Lanzhi found the photos and showed them.I saw that Xueqiu's limbs were tied to the operating table, his mouth was wide open, and his tongue was tilted to the side. It was pitiful and ridiculous; The silver layer doesn't look bloody.

The three heads squeezed together, Qin Shu asked: "Wow, can she become a cat girl in the future?"

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows, "Oh, are you still thinking about the cat girl?"

"I played a cat girl game before, and the cats in it could turn into cute girls."

Lu Rulu: "Fuck, there is still this kind of game? Thank you for sending me the link."

Chu Cheng shattered Qin Shu's beautiful fantasy, "Even if she is not sterilized, she will not become a cat girl. You should give up your heart."

At the end of the meal, only Chu Cheng was left fighting.Confirming that the others did not eat, he poured the rest of the rice into the plate with the sea bass and ate it with the soup.

After the battle, Chu Cheng lay contentedly on the chair, moaning and moaning while touching his swollen belly.

Qin Shu said: "There are still a few pieces of chicken."

Chu Cheng waved his hand, "The last bite of rice is stuck in my throat, I have reached my limit."

As soon as the words fell, the phones of Chu Cheng and Qin Shu vibrated at the same time.Xu Ning pulled a three-person group together and said: 【Have you eaten yet? Let's go out to eat together? 】

【Uncle Qin: Just finished eating (beating the table.gif)】

[Chu Overlord: I'm not full, so I can have another meal. 】

[Uncle Qin: (Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg)]

Of course he was happy to get the candy, but... Qin Shu glanced at Zai Zai's stomach, "If you can't eat it, don't eat it (fourth beep)."

Seeing Chucheng wearing a coat and taking the keys, Lu Rulu asked, "Are you going out?"

Qin Shu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "He's going to eat."

"No way, sir," Lu Rulu fussed, "Can you still eat?"

Chu Cheng clenched his fists, as if to cheer himself up, "Human, hiccup, you don't know anything about the power of the stomach." The back view of him when he went out was very tragic, with his own BGM, which made the old father burst into tears.

Chu Cheng left, and Lu Rulu continued to be paralyzed.Xie Lanzhi asked, "Do you have anything else to do?"

"It's alright."

"It's okay to go?"

"Oh, let's go now." Lu Rulu walked out slowly, and it wasn't until Xie Lanzhi closed the door in front of him that he realized that something seemed wrong.

Xie Lanzhi seems to be his roommate?He looked at the closed door, and felt an inexplicable sense of sadness in his heart—even though it was a movie of three people, he still couldn't have a name.

Qin Shu packed up the rest of the food, saw that Xie Lanzhi hadn't left, and asked suspiciously, "Senior?"

Xie Lanzhi lowered his eyes slightly.Lu Rulu was right. Qin Shu seemed to be wearing a short skirt above the knee. If one only looked at the lower body, anyone would think that it was a pair of girls' legs. They were long and straight, with well-proportioned lines, white and clean, and only the edges of the trousers A small patch of skin glows red.

"How's the wound?" Xie Lanzhi asked.

"It still hurts a little bit," Qin Shu raised his hand to gesture, his thumb and index finger were almost touching together, "it's probably a little bit like this."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "How many were there before that?"

"Before?"

"It's when you say it hurts with tears in your eyes."

Qin Shu opened his arms, "There are so many!"

Xie Lanzhi recalled Qin Shu's painful expression at that time, and felt chest tightness again. "I'll clean it up, you sit down."

"Need not--"

Xie Lanzhi took off his coat, hung it on the chair casually, took two plates from Qin Shu, and said, "Come here."

"Ok?"

"Roll up your shirt sleeves for me."

"Okay." Qin Shu walked up to Xie Lanzhi, helped him untie his cuffs, rolled them up twice, like a wife tidying up her husband's shirt, "Is this OK?"

Xie Lan's Adam's apple rolled, "Yes."

After packing up the food, seeing that Xie Lanzhi had no intention of leaving, Qin Shu asked, "Senior, are you playing games?"

"it is good."

The two ranked in double row in the Canyon of Kings.At the beginning of the first game, the jungler was selected on the first floor, Xie Lanzhi made up for the top laner, and Qin Shu chose a shooter.In the first 5 minutes, Qin Shu's mentality collapsed, and he was cut three or four times by the opponent's jungler.He frantically sent "request for support", stunned that none of his teammates cared about his life and death, support and jungler, Xie Lanzhi was playing two-on-one in the distant top lane, powerless.Qin Shu couldn't develop at all, but his teammates were behind in terms of finances, so he continued to take the initiative to start a team. When the team was wiped out for the third time, the jungler scolded him: [Shooter, are you a meituan takeaway? Can you stop? Sent it. 】

Qin Shu was too busy operating and didn't have time to squirt back, he was so aggrieved that he died.

The teammates are very upset, and someone needs to take the blame at this time.Qin Shu was the first to bear the brunt. After the jungler scolded the support, and the support scolded the mid laner, he was furious.As soon as the crystal was pushed away, he cried to Xie Lanzhi: "Am I not wretched enough? I have been out of the tower all the time, and Luna on the other side jumped the tower and killed me. What can I do?! The jungler is just a Stupid, I sprinkled a lot of rice on the phone, and the chickens moved better than him, so he still has the nerve to throw the blame on me?"

Xie Lanzhi was very calm, "Complaining is useless."

Qin Shu was furious, "Then what's the use of hugging!"

"hug me."

Qin Shu's fire went out more than half, and he said in a daze: "Hold you?" Thigh?

Xie Lanzhi: "Come on, continue."

The two fought a few more times, but never lost except the first one.

Chu Cheng didn't come back until evening, when Xie Lanzhi was teaching Qin Shu to do the questions.When Xie Lanzhi found that no matter what he said, Qin Shu half understood, he couldn't help asking his soul: "Are you an undercover agent?"

"what?"

Xie Lanzhi said tactfully: "Your current level makes me suspect that you didn't go to college to study. College students are just a cover for you to hide."

Qin Shu was expressionless, "Thank you, I was laughed at."

Hearing this sentence, Chu Cheng laughed, and immediately covered his mouth, as if about to vomit.

Qin Shu said: "Senior bought a lot of fruit this afternoon, do you want to eat it?"

Hearing the word "eat", Chu Cheng retched again, leaning on the wall and rushing into the toilet.

Xie Lanzhi: "On purpose?"

Qin Shu smiled and "hush".Zai Zai doesn't even want his stomach for Ning Ning, if this is not love!

Xie Lanzhi patted Qin Shu's head lightly with his book, "I'll go back and take a shower."

Qin Shu said: "Senior, I'm going to take an exam soon, what do you think I need to prepare for?"

"Get ready for the make-up exam fee."

"???"

"It's useless to hold Buddha's feet temporarily."

Qin Shu understood, "So I still want to hug you?"

Xie Lanzhi chuckled, "You can try."

Chu Cheng came out of the toilet weakly, slumped on the chair, put his cheek against the table, stared blankly for a while, and suddenly asked, "Tell me, how do you like someone?"

Xie Lanzhi paused slightly for the hand holding the doorknob.

Qin Shu almost fell off the chair, tremblingly said: "You... what did you say?"

Chu Cheng burped, and said in a trance, "What does it feel like to like someone, and how can I tell if I really like him?"

Every cell in Qin Shu's body was screaming.Everyone else speaks the truth after drinking, but Zai Zai actually speaks the truth after a meal?If he had known that he would be enlightened if he ate enough, why would he be messing around, just feed him to death, what the hell!

Chu Cheng turned his head and changed direction with difficulty, "Brother Lan, do you know?"

Xie Lanzhi hesitated, "I..."

"I know, I know, I will answer this question!" Qin Shu's eyes lit up with excitement, "When you like someone, you always want to know what he is doing, and you want to be with him all day, and you will feel upset if you don't see him , Seeing him with other people will make you feel even more upset; your eyes can't help following him, you hope that when he is injured, only you are by his side, no matter how far the others go; after you play basketball and score a goal , will look for him at the first time - you hope he likes you too."

Chu Cheng: "..."

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

The author has something to say: Zai Zai: It's over, I'm bent!

Senior: It's over, I like Shanghai King now.

感谢在2020-06-0523:18:52~2020-06-0622:10:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: 2 for Susceptible; 1 for Bamboo Shadow Yilou;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!