I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu added another sentence: "In fact, when you compare the symptoms one by one, 90.00% of the people you think about are the ones you like. Admit it, boy, you just like him."

After Qin Shu finished speaking, 419 fell silent.Xie Lanzhi and Chu Cheng still maintained the posture just now, one was holding the doorknob, and the other was leaning against the table, as if they had been petrified.

"What's the matter with you?" Qin Shu said, "Did I not explain clearly enough?"

"It's clear," Xie Lanzhi said with complicated eyes, "I'm curious why you can say it so clearly—by personal experience?"

That must not be the case, Qin Shu's mother is solo, and she doesn't know what it's like to fall in love with a non-paper person.But he has read a lot of women's novels and love stories, and has been sincerely playing CP for so long. He has a wealth of theoretical knowledge, let alone answering "how to judge whether he likes someone" at the kindergarten level. The small problem is that he is asked to give emotional lectures, and he thinks he can do it.

Qin Shu originally wanted to follow Xie Lanzhi's words, but he unconsciously changed the words to: "No, I saw it on the Internet, and I think it makes sense."

"It really makes sense." Whether it's the big aspect of "wanting to be with him all day long" or the small details of "the first one to look for him after a basketball goal", every item hits people's hearts. place.

Qin Shu said that these were not his personal experience, and Xie Lanzhi believed it.This kind of liking is too troublesome, liking just one person is enough to make people uneasy and uncontrollable, let alone liking three at the same time.

If Neptune loves every fish like this, the sea water will probably be exhausted.

With Xie Lanzhi's support, Qin Shu was full of confidence, "Listen Chucheng, even your brother Lan said that, my answer is a perfect answer!"

"Damn it all," Chu Cheng wailed, "Then I'm going to die."

Qin Shu rushed to Chu Cheng, grabbed him, shook his shoulders frantically, and growled: "It's a happy event to recognize your own heart, if you like it, go after it, and confess it, what are you afraid of? Where did the courage to hit five go?!"

Chu Cheng's eyes were blurred and his cheeks were flushed, "But, hiccup, what if I like someone of the same sex?" He said painfully, "My parents won't agree, they already bought me a wedding room."

Chu Cheng looked like an ordinary, carefree straight man, Xie Lanzhi didn't expect him to bend when he said it. "You mean, you also fell in love with a boy?"

Chu Cheng said in a daze, "Brother Lan, why did you say 'also'?"

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

"Your family has prepared a wedding room, so maybe his family has also prepared a wedding room," Qin Shu said persuasively, "Then if you are together, don't you have two wedding rooms?"

Chu Cheng asked again: "Then who will the child's last name be?"

Qin Shu: "???"

what what?child?Where did the child come from?Did Zai Zai go to the wrong set?No children, we have no children!

Xie Lanzhi frowned, "Is he drunk?"

Qin Shu approached Chucheng and smelled it, "There is no smell of alcohol, it should be due to eating too much."

Xie Lanzhi: "...that's fine."

"Probably he has a special physique. He is full of food and drunk." Qin Shu lovingly touched Chu Cheng's short-shaven hair, which was still a little prickly, "Chu Cheng, Are you dizzy? Do you want to throw up?"

Chu Cheng nodded, "Dizziness, nausea."

Qin Shu looked at Xie Lanzhi, "Look, let me tell you."

"It's quite interesting," Xie Lanzhi said, "It's beyond the scope of my knowledge."

Chu Cheng hiccupped again and muttered, "I want to sleep."

"Sleep? Sleep well!" Nothing can't be solved by sleeping.

Qin Shu and Xie Lanzhi helped Chu Cheng onto the bed. As soon as Chu Cheng's head touched the pillow, he found his favorite position of the word "Pian", and fell asleep in a second.Looking at his sleeping face, Qin Shu felt a sense of relief that his son would finally be able to bow cabbage.

Xie Lanzhi said, "I'm going back."

Qin Shu still stared at Zai Zai, "Yeah."

Xie Lanzhi couldn't hold back for a while, and covered the back of Qin Shu's head with one hand, and forced him to look at him with a little force.

Qin Shu was surprised and said: "Senior?"

Xie Lanzhi let go of his hand, "Why did you encourage Chucheng to chase others?" The king of the sea doesn't care if the fish in the sea want to run away.

Egged?He was not only instigating, but if he didn't break the law by threatening others, he would put a knife on Zai Zai Xiaoru's head and force him to chase after him.

"It's normal to go after someone you like." Qin Shu said, "As Chucheng's roommate, of course I have to support him."

Xie Lanzhi looked down at him and asked, "What if it was me?"

"what?"

"If I had someone I liked, would you say the same thing to me?"

Qin Shu was taken aback for a moment, his focus was on Xie Lan's previous half sentence.

If Xie Lanzhi had someone he liked... besides a beauty like Ningning, who else would it be?No, no, no, Ning Ning belongs to Zai Zai, senior, can you choose another person you like.

"Qin Shu."

"……Uh?"

"say."

Qin Shu said cautiously: "Senior asks this, is there really someone you like?"

The corners of Xie Lanzhi's lips raised slightly, "No."

Qin Shu felt relieved: "Oh!"

"But I like the sea."

The connection was something engraved in Qin Shu's gene, and he opened his mouth and said, "You like the sea, and I have loved you; you like forests, and I have loved you more?"

"……Good night."

Xie Lanzhi returned to dormitory 418, it was pitch black, and it was impossible for Lu Rulu to sleep at this time.He turned on the light and asked, "Why don't you turn on the light?"

Lu Rulu lay sideways on the bed, like a bitter woman, "The darkness magnifies my loneliness infinitely, I hope you can see it."

Xie Lanzhi: "I can't see it."

Lu Rulu pretended to complain: "Mr. Xie really has no conscience. He rarely went back to the dormitory to sleep for a few days. In the end, he left his only relative and roommate behind and went to the opposite side to have a good time. 419 is so good? Oh, you people in the city really know Play."

"You country people talk a lot." Xie Lanzhi paused, "By the way, I remember that the reason why you broke up with your ex-girlfriend was because she was on N boats?"

As soon as this incident was mentioned, Lu Rulu felt green light all over his body, his brain was congested instantly, and his chest was suffocated, "Damn it, I just played it for a while, can you dare to mention this to stimulate me!"

"I didn't mean to provoke you."

Lu Rulu was indignant: "Then what do you want to do?!"

Xie Lanzhi asked, "How did she love you?"

Lu Rulu scratched her hair irritably, "She said on the surface that she likes me and loves me, but in fact, she has always had a white moonlight in her heart. There are many photos of the white moonlight in the computer. I found out that she said she was just missing her youth. , and Bai Yueguang have long since lost contact, and in turn accused me of not trusting her."

"That's it?"

Lu Rulu was shocked and said: "What do you mean by 'just this'? Isn't that too much?! Except for this Bai Yueguang, she cast a net to catch fish as soon as she saw a good-looking little brother, and pretended to be single. Go take a shower and sleep, turn your head and ride on someone else's man's head in the Canyon of Kings to have fun..."

Xie Lanzhi remembered that Lu Rulu's ex-girlfriend also added him on WeChat, but he couldn't remember exactly what she said. Anyway, when he knew that Lu Rulu didn't ask her to add it, he deleted it.

Lu Luru babbled a lot, and finally came to the conclusion: "She is a fucking king of the sea, whoever falls in love with her will be bad luck for eight lifetimes."

The behavior of Lu Rulu's ex-girlfriend was really bad. She was also King of the Sea, but Qin Shu was not as disgusting as her.Qin Shu has always been single, no matter how many people's faces he likes, Xu Ning is the only one who admits to the outside world.He kept saying that he was chasing Xu Ning, but he never took any actual action. Instead, he always cared about Chu Cheng's everything, and showed his routine all the time.

After realizing that he was actually justifying Qin Shu's behavior as King of the Sea, Xie Lanzhi wanted to laugh a little. Was he demoted?

"What does it feel like to like someone", Qin Shu may have missed one item.

Even if you know that he is playful, Yan Kong, Neptune, you still can't help liking him.Like moths to lights, sea fish swim to the depths.

"No, why are you asking this?" Lu Rulu said depressedly, "Sprinkle cumin on my wound."

Xie Lanzhi said casually, "Because I also fell in love with Neptune."

Lu Rulu's pupils trembled, and he sat up suddenly, "Huh?! What—impossible!"

"Why not."

"You fucking...you are Xie Lanzhi!" Lu Rulu was terrified and incoherent, "The whole school—no, the whole world wants you, but you fell in love with a Neptune?!!"

Xie Lanzhi said lightly: "Sea King is cute and can use routines, I can't control it."

"Cute?! Routine?! When did Xie Lanzhi eat routines!"

"Don't eat other people's, eat his."

Lu Rulu was so angry that he fainted, "Can't you not like it?"

Xie Lanzhi thought for a while and said, "Probably not."

"That's Neptune!" Lu Rulu said hysterically, "If you like Neptune, don't you want to be a bitch and become a licking dog?"

"I won't be mean, and I won't be a licking dog."

Lu Rulu: Jackie Chan hugging his head.jpg.

"What? Then you...?"

"I didn't think about it." Xie Lanzhi looked at the direction of the door and said, "Maybe it will drive away other fish in the sea, so that the king of the sea will never see them again, and there will always be only one fish."

Lu Rulu was at a loss for words, and knelt down to Xie Lanzhi on the bed, "I lost."

When Chu Cheng woke up, the contents of his stomach were almost digested, and he became sober.

Qin Shu was applying medicine to the burn on his thigh, when he heard the movement, he raised his head: "Are you awake—are you still dizzy?"

Chu Cheng stuck like a log, "Yesterday..."

"You ate too much yesterday." Qin Shu said, "Do you still remember what you said? You said you fell in love..."

Chu Cheng interrupted him: "Of course I remember, I was just fed up, not drunk."

Qin Shu said leisurely: "Forgive me, there is almost no difference between being full and drunk."

Chu Cheng rubbed his stomach. "Yesterday was the worst meal I've ever eaten in my life. I feel like I won't be able to recover for a few days."

"These are not important." Qin Shu stood under Chucheng's bed, stood on tiptoe and looked at him eagerly, "Who do you like? You said yesterday that it was a boy..."

Chu Cheng froze for a moment, then turned his head, "I don't want to tell you this."

Qin Shu was anxious, "Why! Aren't we friends?"

"Just because we're friends..."

"Still hiding between friends? Is this the kind of person you Chu Bawang?"

Chu Cheng gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and said, "Qin Shu, I also like Xu Ning, let's compete fairly."

The author has something to say: Little Love Letter: If you call me "Dad", I will withdraw from the competition. (dog head)

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