I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Xie Lanzhi frowned slightly, and found the four people in 418 and 419—even Lu Rulu had a note named "Brother Lu".

"Brother," Qin Shu took advantage of the traffic lights and glanced at Xie Lanzhi, "What did you say?"

Xie Lanzhi was in a complicated mood, "It's not important to make daily complaints, you can watch it later."

Qin Shu said: "That's good."

Xie Lanzhi put Qin Shu's cell phone back into the armchair, and asked casually, "Why did you give Chu Cheng such a note?"

Qin Shu's right hand was placed on the shift lever, ready to start at any time, the backs of their hands touched slightly. "Because he has a bad mouth and is a tough guy, it's very appropriate to call him 'bad cub~'." Although Qin Shu said bad things about Chucheng, there was no malice in his eyes and tone, and he was not like the boys interacting with each other. Resentment, but with a bit of pampering taste.

There is also a tilde after "Bad Zai Zai", a normal boy would use this symbol?

Qin Shu followed the navigation to find the parking lot near the veterinary hospital. It took him 10 minutes to park on the side. He was also worried that Xie Lanzhi would be impatient. Fortunately, the other party said little except for the necessary brief instructions.

After parking the car exhaustedly, Qin Shu got out of the car and began to read the news from Chucheng.

【Uncle Qin: (eyes wide open.jpg)】

【Uncle Qin: You are not tight enough. 】

[Bad Zai Zai~: I'm not tight enough?I've screwed it with all my breastfeeding strength, okay? 】

【Bad Cub~: (Groundhog Roaring.gif)】

【Uncle Qin: (Papa's Silence.jpg)】

When Zai Zai gave Ning Ning his fitness card, he had a vague premonition.Well now, the premonition has come true, Ningning has been upgraded to Ningning plus, she is no longer a soft and weak little white flower that I still feel sorry for.He doesn't need other people's protection, and he doesn't need others to unscrew the bottle cap for him. It's useless to build Qi Zai.

[Uncle Qin: How about you sneak into his dormitory and get rid of his router? 】

Qin Shu lowered his head to advise Zai Zai, Xie Lanzhi walked one step behind him, saw that he was about to bump into someone, grabbed his shoulder, and took him aside, "Don't look at your phone while walking."

Qin Shu agreed: "Mmm, yes, I'll post another emoji."

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

Qin Shu sent an emoji of a cat in deep thought, and when he exited the interface, he accidentally saw Xie Lanzhi's WeChat avatar - a noble and elegant cat with different eyes, which was exactly the snowball they were going to catch.

On a whim, Qin Shu said, "Brother, let me change the note for you too. What do you want to be called?"

Xie Lanzhi paused, then smiled slowly, "Ask me."

"'Brother'? But I already have a brother whose note is 'Brother'. Or just 'Brother Lan'?" Qin Shu asked himself and answered, "Tsk, it seems nothing new."

Xie Lanzhi said, "What did you call me before?"

"'Senior'? 'Xie Senior'?"

"Oni Sauce." Xie Lanzhi's voice was light and deep, and he spoke so fast that Qin Shu thought he had heard it wrong.

The two were stunned for three seconds at the same time, Qin Shu said: "Oni sauce?"

"……Um."

"But 'Oni Sauce' is usually called brother by children or cute girls."

"Aren't you a kid?"

"No!" I'm already nineteen, and I'm only one year younger than you!

Xie Lanzhi ignored Qin Shu's protest, "And you called at 419."

"I just finished watching the anime, and I was brainwashed by the little girl named Oni..." Qin Shu's cheeks were inexplicably hot, and his long reflex arc finally overflowed with shame.Did he lose his mind when he was in the dormitory? He actually called him "Oni Jiang" in front of Xie Lanzhi!

It's okay, his face is okay, and calling "Oni-chan" should be acceptable——

What a ghost!

"It's just a WeChat note." Xie Lanzhi made the decision for Qin Shu, "That's it, let's change it."

Qin Shu gave in, "I'll change it later."

"Change it now."

Qin Shu pressed in a low voice: "Didn't you tell me not to look at my phone when I was walking?"

Xie Lanzhi looked around, "Go to the convenience store and buy a bottle of water by the way."

Under Xie Lanzhi's "supervision", Qin Shu blushed and changed the word "Xie Lanzhi" into "Oni Jiang".

Xie Lanzhi took two bottles of water from the freezer, and handed Qin Shu a bottle after paying the bill.Qin Shu didn't drink it right away, but put the water on his cheek, trying to cool himself down.Looking up, Xie Lanzhi drank half of the water in one breath.

"Oni...brother, are you thirsty?" He remembered that Xie Lanzhi drank less water before getting out of the car.

Xie Lanzhi said in a hoarse voice, "Very thirsty."

"Oh, did it suddenly heat up? I feel a little hot too."

"perhaps."

The cashier who heard their conversation looked out the window—the weather was gloomy and the autumn wind was blowing.

At the pet hospital, the two met the already "depressed" Snowball.Wearing a shame mask, she was locked in the ward, sleeping pitifully on her stomach.Seeing Xie Lanzhi coming, she immediately stood up, "Meow Meow Meow" in a low voice.

"Snowball's surgery was successful, and the wound is recovering well." The veterinarian lady smiled and said, "I can bring her to have the stitches removed in three days."

"How's her appetite?"

The veterinarian lady: "It's not very good, but it's normal. After all, she just finished the operation and is in a strange environment. Take her home and observe, she should get better."

Xie Lanzhi said to Qin Shu: "I'm going to pay the bill, please take the snowball out."

"Ok."

A large area of ​​hair had been shaved on Snowball's stomach, and the stitches had not been removed.In order not to touch her wound, Qin Shu hugged her like a baby.Xueqiu had only met Qin Shu once, and according to her previous personality, she would definitely struggle to be hugged by someone she didn't know well, but she probably didn't have the strength to struggle, so she obediently let Qin Shu hug her, and even put her head into Qin Shu's arms.

Xie Lanzhi was looking at Qin Shu and Xueqiu while waiting for the checkout.The veterinarian asked, "Little brother, is this your roommate too?"

Lu Rulu accompanied Xie Lanzhi to the pet hospital once, and the veterinarian lady was very impressed with his roommate, who has a severe fuzz control.That time, all the fluffy creatures in the store were "poisoned", and none of them survived.

"It's my junior."

The young lady smiled and said, "The handsome guy's junior is also a handsome guy, are you from the Film Academy?"

Xie Lanzhi simply said: "No."

Qin Shu drove Xie Lanzhi and Xueqiu home.Back in the familiar environment, Xueqiu's spirit really improved a lot.Xie Lanzhi opened a can of cat food, her favorite staple food, and added some freeze-dried and nutritional cream.

Qin Shu squatted while watching her eat, and occasionally licked her tail cheaply, and said, "Snowball won't be bullied by scumbags in the future, she will be a girl all her life."

"Hmm—are you hungry?"

"Are you talking about me?" Qin Shu felt his stomach, "A little bit."

"How much is a little bit?"

Qin Shu didn't gesture this time, but stroked Snowball's tail and said, "There are probably as many as Snowball's little tails."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Auntie hasn't been here for a few days, let's order takeaway."

Qin Shu suspected that he had to wait for a takeaway, and asked, "Do you have any ingredients in the refrigerator? Auntie isn't here. I'm here. I can cook for you."

Xie Lanzhi said uncertainly, "You can take a look."

The refrigerator of Xie Lan's House is ridiculously big, but the contents inside can be seen at a glance: two tomatoes, some eggs, chopped green onion, ham sausage, packaged fish eggs and fish skin dumplings, and a few packets of instant noodles.

Qin Shu was surprised and said, "You also eat instant noodles?"

"Occasionally I will eat when I am hungry at night."

"It doesn't match your temperament." Qin Shu said casually, "Then do you know how to eat Latiao and Mai Lisu?"

Xie Lanzhi couldn't help laughing: "You like to eat more, right?"

"I used to eat it when I was young." Qin Shu took out all the ingredients from the refrigerator, "Let's keep dinner simple, let's cook instant noodles."

"I'll cook the instant noodles," Xie Lanzhi said, "Go and accompany Xueqiu."

"Nope, the instant noodles I cook are different from yours." Chef Qin Shu took off his apron from one side and put it on, "I'm very good."

Last time at the B&B, Xie Lanzhi had seen Qin Shu's sword skills. "I can imagine."

Qin Shu walked up to Xie Lanzhi, turned his back to him, and said, "Brother, help me tie my apron."

Xie Lanzhi smiled lightly, "Okay."

Pour the tomatoes into boiling hot water and soak for 2 minutes, remove the skin and cut into pieces; slice the ham sausage, prepare the fish balls and fish skin dumplings, put them in the pot together with the tomatoes and cook until almost cooked, then put the noodles , the seasoning packet and Qin Shu used the seasoning to make a secret sauce.While the noodles were cooking, Qin Shu turned on another pot and started frying eggs.

"Brother, look!" Qin Shu said pleasantly, "Double yolk eggs!"

I didn't expect that a double yolk egg could make a primary school boy so excited. "I see," Xie Lanzhi said, "good luck."

Qin Shu covered the noodles with fried eggs, and finally sprinkled with chopped green onion. The deluxe version of spicy beef noodles came out of the pan smoothly.

Instead of going to the restaurant, they sat across the kitchen bar for dinner.The double yolk egg was given to Qin Shu, but it was still the most delicious instant noodles Xie Lanzhi had ever eaten.

After dinner, Qin Shu habitually wanted to clean up, but was stopped by Xie Lanzhi, "I'll do it."

Qin Shu didn't insist either, and propped his chin to watch Xie Lanzhi put the used bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher.It was completely dark, and Xie Lanzhi's figure was outlined by the warm lights in the kitchen, probably because at home, his sense of alienation was much less, he was handsome and noble, and Qin Shu's eyes were a little blurred—fuck, how could anyone Doing housework is so pleasing to the eye.

After the meal was finished and the dishes were washed, Qin Shu said, "Then I'm going back to school?"

"me and you together."

Qin Shu asked: "You brought Xueqiu back, do you still live in the dormitory?"

Xie Lanzhi said, "I'll see you off."

Qin Shu smiled: "No, what can I give a boy?"

Xie Lanzhi ignored him, "Let's go."

"...All right."

They didn't drive and walked back to school.When he reached the downstairs of the dormitory, Qin Shu said, "Brother, go back."

Xie Lanzhi looked at him, "Yes."

There were a lot of boys returning to the dormitory at this time, Qin Shu was a little embarrassed, "Hey, I guess he is the first boy in our building to be sent back to the dormitory."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Go to bed early."

When Qin Shu returned to the dormitory, Chu Cheng was lying on the bed playing games.As soon as Qin Shu entered the door, he asked him, "How about today's date?"

Chu Cheng had a dirty face, "Didn't I tell you everything. By the way, there is a courier on your desk."

"Express delivery?" Qin Shu asked strangely, "I haven't shopped online recently."

"I bought it for you."

OMG? !Today is an auspicious day, the instant noodles are delicious, and Zai Zai finally knows how to honor his old father!

Qin Shu couldn't wait to open the package, "What did you buy?"

"See for yourself."

Qin Shu stared at the long cylindrical object lying in the box, dumbfounded, "This...?"

"Didn't you say that you would be hypoxic? I bought you some oxygen bottles. I used this kind of oxygen bottle when I went to Tibet before. It was very useful." Chu Cheng glanced at Qin Shu, "You don't need to thank me. "

Qin Shu: "..."

The author has something to say: remember this oxygen bottle, it will be of great use in the future. (dog head)

PS: I would like to recommend the little sister's campus sweet article: "The First Powerful Official Dressed as a Sick and Weak Student" bySaya Xiang

One-sentence introduction: those years at the same table with the tyrant

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Yue Xi, the first minister in power back then, never imagined that he would be given to death by a pot of poisoned wine by the nine princes whom he had supported for many years.

After a dream for thousands of years, Yue Xi was pleasantly surprised to find that he was reborn!

He, the famous number one scholar in the capital, Jingping King who wiped out the barbarians, became the most famous person in the High School Affiliated to Yan University...

slacker student.

As a famous thinker, writer, politician and military strategist in the Chu Dynasty of our country——

Yue Xi neatly cleaned up the group of bastards who bullied the original owner, and then transferred to the liberal arts class next door.

only……

How does his new tablemate look like the Ninth Prince? !

So the High School Affiliated to Yanda has two big news recently

1. Yue Xi, a well-known mentally handicapped student in the school, suddenly evolved into a school bully after being bullied and almost died

2. Yuexi, the new school bully who is well-known in the whole school, may be crazy again

The reasons are as follows:

Every day in the classroom, he yells at his classmate Mr. Shao, and his strange remarks include——

"Little bastard, you will be so profligate once I die?!"

"That's not what you said when you poisoned me!"

"Shao Zizhou, can you review the history, I was your teacher back then!"

Mr. Shao pressed his deskmate on the table with a cold face.

"Then do you want to see how unofficial history writes about the two of us, teacher?"

Yue Xi: ...? !

邵·人前酷盖人后哭包·傲娇脸·子洲→越·人前|戏精人后杠精·美强惨·曦感谢在2020-06-0823:42:49~2020-06-0922:59:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 from XIAmn; 1 from Mr. Liu and Zimei;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：树盏21瓶；书迷迷迷啊～、XIAmn、wuli-zx、凜夜10瓶；糖球球6瓶；乜一、玉绾辞、酥饼、青子5瓶；草莓牛奶的胖次、鹤浮云洲2瓶；27602243、英英英英、今天的大大们开文了吗、南川柿子谷、TUI1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!