I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Chu Cheng said no thanks, but this was the first time he gave something to his roommate. Seeing that Qin Shu didn't respond for a long time, he was not happy and said, "You don't have anything to say?"

Qin Shushu picked up an oxygen bottle expressionlessly, "Thank you."

Chu Cheng was satisfied, "It's a small thing."

"...Hehe." One thing to say, the oxygen bottle is not completely useless, for example, he is a little suffocated by Zai Zai now.After the "Chengning" CP becomes real, he may really need to inhale oxygen to maintain his life, and these few bottles may not be enough.

After comforting himself, Qin Shu put away the oxygen bottle, and said with a moved face, "To express my gratitude to you, I will help you fix the router in Xu Ning's bedroom."

Chu Cheng asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"

"I bought Xu Ning's roommate Jiang Wenyan to chase Xu Ning before." Qin Shu took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of Chu Cheng, "As long as I send a WeChat message, his router will be broken."

Chu Cheng said contemptuously: "Fuck, you are so despicable—please push Jiang Wenyan's WeChat to me, thank you."

"Good to say."

Qin Shu formed a trio.Qin Shu explained his purpose to Jiang Wenyan, and tempted him with a big meal. Jiang Wenyan cried, "But what did the router do wrong?" and took over this arduous task. Under the killer.

The next day, the router died.After Chu Cheng received Jiang Wenyan's news, he immediately called Xu Ning.

"Xu Ning, I'll go to your dormitory to play games in the afternoon."

Xu Ning was a little strange, "Why did you come to my dormitory to play games?"

Chu Cheng didn't know how to answer, so he glanced at Qin Shu next to him, and Qin Shu mouthed, "Because I like it."

Chu Cheng changed Qin Shu's words to two words: "Because I am happy."

Qin Shu raised his hand to cover his eyes.

Xu Ning smiled indulgently, "It is possible, but there is no Internet in my dormitory for the time being, or should we change places?"

"What? There's no internet!" Chu Cheng's acting skills were so embarrassing that Qin Shu picked out a Daxing Airport on the ground with his toes, "Is it a problem with the router?!"

Xu Ning said, "Maybe, I'm not sure."

"Then do you feel very lucky to know me, a computer student?"

Xu Ning gave Chu Cheng a lot of face, "Yes, I think I am very lucky."

Qin Shu was extremely ashamed.For many years, the predecessors of computers have been working hard to eliminate people's misconception that "to learn computers is to repair computers and connect to the Internet".

The corners of Chu Cheng's mouth fluttered, "Okay, don't hint, I'll go to your dormitory right away to help you take a look."

Xu Ning laughed: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

After hanging up the phone, Chu Cheng changed into what he thought was handsome clothes, and rushed towards Xu Ning's bedroom.

Downstairs in the dormitory, Xie Lanzhi felt a familiar figure flash past beside him.He paused for two seconds, then turned around: "Chucheng?"

If someone else Chu Cheng pretended not to hear it, but Xie Lanzhi is the senior he admired, Chu Cheng turned around 180 degrees and ran back to Xie Lanzhi, "Brother Lan!"

Xie Lanzhi asked, "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

Chu Cheng grinned, "Go and repair the router for someone."

So happy to fix the router.Xie Lanzhi understood, "For someone you like?"

Although Chu Cheng was shy, he still acquiesced, "Brother Lan, have you ever chased someone?"

Xie Lanzhi was actually questioned.

"Aside from repairing the router, is there any other way to chase people?"

"So, repairing the router is the solution?"

"Forget it," Chu Cheng said as a matter of course, "That's what it says on the Internet."

Xie Lanzhi was silent for a moment, "Just as long as you are happy."

Chu Cheng smiled and said, "Then I'm leaving!"

"En." Xie Lanzhi looked at Chu Cheng's back and realized a problem.If Chucheng succeeds in catching up with the person he likes, then Xiao Haiwang should give up on him as a fish.He called Chu Cheng, "Wait."

"Brother Lan?"

"Just buy the latest router and give it to him—isn't it good?"

Chu Cheng was stunned for a long time, and sighed, "It smells so good."

Xie Lanzhi didn't return to 418, but directly knocked on the door of 419, and saw the little Neptune with a spoon in his mouth.

"Brother?" Qin Shu took out a spoon from his mouth, "Is there something wrong?"

Xie Lanzhi held a paper bag in his hand and said, "When I went to the supermarket, I happened to see your favorite snacks."

His favorite snack?

Qin Shu took the paper bag and looked down - what a big bucket of Mai Lisu, bigger than his head!

Maltese, a small snack wrapped in chocolate and malt paste inside, whether it is eaten with a bite or slowly eaten in the mouth, the taste and texture are very good.Mai Lisu also often plays poison and antidote in film and television dramas, most people should be familiar with it.

As a lover of sweets, Qin Shu would often pick up two bags when he went to the supermarket, but he had never eaten such a large bucket of Myrisu, and he felt that he could eat it for a month.

The hand holding the spoon trembled slightly.

"The snacks you mentioned, aren't they this kind?"

"It's it, it's it, it's it!" Qin Shu opened the lid of the bucket and tasted one impatiently. The familiar sweet taste spread in his mouth, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xie Lanzhi said, "Brother, do you want to try it too?"

Xie Lanzhi looked down at the chocolate in Qin Shu's hand, and seemed a little hesitant.

Qin Shu thought he was obsessed with cleanliness, and said, "I just washed my hands."

Xie Lanzhi looked up at Qin Shu, then lowered his head slightly and took the chocolate into his mouth.

"Is it delicious?" Qin Shu hopes that Xie Lanzhi will also like the snacks he likes.

Xie Lanzhi bit through the outer layer of chocolate, savoring the sweetness, "Yeah."

With Mai Lisu in his mouth, Qin Shu said inarticulately, "Is it really so 'wet' and slippery?"

Xie Lanzhi didn't know what he thought of, and raised his eyebrows, "It's indeed 'wet' and slippery."

Qin Shu ate one after another, unable to stop at all.If it wasn't for Xie Lanzhi's scruples about his image, he would have just eaten a spoonful of it.The boy's happiness is so simple and unpretentious, the small snacks bought by the school grass (emphasis added) can make him happy for a month.

Xie Lanzhi asked, "What were you eating just now?"

"Ah?" Qin Shu reacted for a while, "Oh, I'm eating watermelon. Do you want to eat it?" Now that the season for eating melons has passed, he bought seedless watermelons grown in a greenhouse. Because of the impressive price, he One person couldn't finish one, so I only bought half of it.

After Qin Shu asked, he regretted it.The watermelon had been dug up beyond recognition by him with a spoon, and only the middle piece was good, because he used to save the best for last.

Let Xie Lanzhi eat melons that have been ruined beyond recognition, he might as well just slap the melons on his face.

Qin Shu silently prayed that Xie Lanzhi would reject his invitation, but Xie Lanzhi said without much hesitation, "Yes."

Qin Shu could only show an embarrassed yet polite smile, "I eat with a spoon all by myself——Brother, wait a moment, I'll go and buy half of it."

"No need," Xie Lanzhi said, "just eat like this."

Qin Shu opened his mouth wide - did his relationship with Xie Lanzhi reach the point where they could eat watermelon with a spoon? Why didn't he know!

Instead of eating hot pot together, we eat watermelon with a spoon!If he could see Zai Zai and Ning Ning like this, then the oxygen cylinder in his drawer might come in handy.

Xie Lanzhi walked to the desk, "What to eat."

Qin Shu looked at the spoon in his hand, "I, that's all I have. I'm going to wash it!"

Xie Lanzhi laughed, "Okay."

Qin Shu gave the washed spoon to Xie Lanzhi, "Brother, eat the piece in the middle."

As we all know, the middle piece of watermelon is the essence of the whole melon.Xie Lanzhi asked, "You don't want to eat?"

"I've eaten a lot," Qin Shu shook the Melissa bucket, "and I still have this."

Xie Lanzhi took two bites and stopped eating, "I ran into Chu Cheng downstairs, and he said he was going to repair the router for someone he likes."

"Yeah, that's my idea for him. Isn't it very clever?"

"Do you want to hear the truth or lie."

"Of course it is..." Before Qin Shu finished speaking, a phone call came in - it was Jiang Wenyan.

Qin Shu immediately picked up the phone, "How's the situation?"

Jiang Wenyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Chucheng was concentrating on repairing the router meticulously. Xu Ning talked to him, and he asked Xu Ning to be quiet and don't disturb him."

Qin Shu: "..." He was tired of saying the words "stupid criticism".

Jiang Wenyan: "With all due respect, are you boys in science and engineering like this? Xu Ning said halfway that he was going to take a shower, and Chu Cheng was still immersed in the router, so he didn't respond at all."

Qin Shu happened to meet Xie Lanzhi's gaze, and said dumbly, "No, he's the only one like this—you're not in the dormitory now?"

"No, I can't stand watching, come out to breathe."

Qin Shu thought for a while and said, "You said Xu Ning was taking a bath?"

Hearing the word "Xu Ning", Xie Lanzhi's eyes narrowed.

"Yes."

"Okay, I'll give Chu Cheng a call and beat him up."

Xie Lanzhi asked casually, "Who is it?"

"Jiang Wenyan," Qin Shu said when the phone was connected and heard Zai Zai's voice, "I'll talk to you later—Chu Cheng!"

Chu Cheng seemed startled, "Why are you yelling at me!"

Qin Shu roared: "Do you still remember what you did in Xu Ning's bedroom!"

Chu Cheng: "Repair the router."

Qin Shu is like a parent who can't teach their children homework, and may have a heart attack at any time. "Shu Nima, Xiu! You are chasing people, repairing the router is just an excuse! Please wake me up!"

Chu Cheng: "Fuck, can you keep your voice down, I'm going deaf."

Qin Shu continued to scold, but Xu Ning's voice came from his hand: "Who are you calling?"

Chu Cheng: "An idiot."

Qin Shu: "..." Please hang up the phone first if you want to scold me.

Xu Ning: "Is it fixed?"

Chu Cheng: "Immediately, I have found the problem, a thread is broken inside."

Chu Cheng didn't know if he forgot to hang up the phone, or if he didn't hang up on purpose. Qin Shu held his breath and listened to the sound of him fiddling with the router, uncertain whether to hang up or not.

A few minutes later, Chu Cheng shouted excitedly: "It's fixed! Damn, I'm exhausted."

Xu Ning smiled: "It's so powerful."

Chu Cheng: "I'll give it a try now and see if it works."

Xu Ning: "Let's take a break first. Do you like white peaches?"

Chu Cheng: "You also bought peaches, so let's get one."

Xu Ning: "I didn't buy peaches, but I bought white peach-flavored toothpaste."

This sentence ended, and the other end of the phone fell into an indescribable silence.

作者有话要说：小情书：Σ(°△°|||)︴是我想的那样吗？感谢在2020-06-0922:59:41~2020-06-1023:10:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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