I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu could understand every word Lu Rulu said, but when he listened to it together, he felt that he couldn't understand human speech.He repeated, "You said, Brother Lan, you like Neptune?"

In order to maintain the dignity of his relatives and roommates as school grass, Lu Rulu kept this matter in his heart.He wasn't a tight-lipped person himself, and it was quite uncomfortable to hold back, but now he finally said it, seeing Qin Shu's shocked face, he felt that he had found his kind, "Yes, that's right, you heard it right. "

Qin Shu put down the Pipi shrimp that had been broken into two pieces, wiped his hands with a paper towel, and picked up the orange juice beside him, "Let me take it easy."

Lu Rulu felt the same way, "Take your time, don't rush."

Qin Shu drank a few sips of juice, suddenly thought of something, and slammed the table, "I see, you mean the Aquaman played by Xu Jinjiang? That movie?!"

Grandpa Lu Rulu looked at his phone, "Huh?"

"That's right," Qin Shu heaved a sigh of relief, patted his little heart, "Brother Lu, I beg you to speak clearly, I was almost scared to death by you."

Lu Rulu: "???"

"I didn't expect Brother Lan to like Aquaman. The taste is quite strange." Qin Shu smiled, "I have no feelings for Aquaman. Captain America and Winter Soldier are my destiny."

It took Lu Rulu a long time to react, "What the hell, when did Xu Jinjiang play "Aquaman", wasn't it Jason Momoa who played "Aquaman"... Fuck, I was almost taken astray by you, I didn't mean that in the movie Aquaman! I mean that kind of Aquaman, just that kind, you know?"

Qin Shu told Lu Rulu that he didn't know with a puzzled expression.

"'I thought I swam into my brother's fish pond, but I didn't expect my brother to be a sea king'—that's it!"

Qin Shu doubted: "Brother Lu, are you talking about Brother Lan, or yourself?"

Lu Rulu laughed angrily, and raised one hand to make an oath, "If I'm talking about myself, I'll be forced to eat dog food every day from now on!"

Qin Shu believed it, and was even more at a loss, "But that's Xie Lanzhi!"

"Who says it's not?" Lu Rulu sighed, "It's like living in a house. There are a lot of mansions that you can't live in, but you have to go to the old and poor to share with others. I don't know what to do."

Qin Shu ate a grilled oyster to suppress his shock, but he didn't.

Isn't that right, sir, besides a beauty like Ning Ning, is there anyone else who can make Xie Lanzhi fall in love?There is one thing to say, because of his death, Ning Ning may not be a good match for Xie Lanzhi now, let alone someone else, he shocked the whole family!

——Wait, what if Xie Lanzhi's favorite Neptune is Ningning?Although Ning Ning is not the real Aquaman, no matter how many people chase him, he will resolutely refuse and never give the other party hope, but in the eyes of those who don't know, he is indeed suspected of Aquaman.

Qin Shu felt that the back of his neck was being pinched, and the familiar feeling of suffocation surged up again. He couldn't help but feel that Zai Zai gave him an oxygen bottle too well. Later, he would ask Chu Cheng for the link. Stock up and take it with you.

"Brother Lu, do you know who that Sea King is?" Qin Shu asked, "Is it from our school?"

"I don't know, he didn't say anything." Lu Rulu rubbed his chin, "I was thinking that if Brother Lan knows it's the sea and wants to swim, he must be a beautiful woman."

"So it's a girl?"

"Nonsense, it's not a girl or a boy." Lu Rulu squinted at him, "You 419 are both bent, and we 418 can't bend any of them!"

"The ratio of boys and girls in our school...Forget it, hold on."

Having said so much, most of it is nonsense.Lu Rulu didn't know who Xie Lanzhi's Neptune was, and Ning Ning was still very likely.

Qin Shu's heart was burning with anxiety.After all, Zai Zai and Ning Ning fell in love with each other, and they almost pierced the window paper. At this time, nothing should happen. "Can I ask him?"

"Ask who?"

"Brother Lan, ask him who his favorite Neptune is, maybe we know each other."

"No," Lu Rulu said without hesitation, "He won't tell me if you ask me. He told me this because he trusted me. I shouldn't have told you."

Qin Shu teased: "Then why did you tell me, I didn't even ask you."

Lu Rulu chuckled, "Didn't you hold back for a while. Anyway, just pretend you don't know anything."

"If that's the case, don't tell me, Bu Jingyun!"

Lu Rulu's smile gradually disappeared, "...Fuck."

When they left the restaurant, both of them felt very heavy.Lu Rulu touched his horrible curly hair and said, "Can I call the police if you make my hair look like this."

Qin Shu said absently: "You can try it. Once my mobile phone was stolen and I called the police."

"and then?"

"With the help of the police/police uncle, I finally accepted the reality."

Back in the dormitory, Qin Shu was still thinking about Xie Lanzhi, and forgot to be aggressive with Chu Cheng.Seeing his short hair, Chu Cheng asked, "Have you gone for a haircut?"

"Um……"

"You went alone?"

"I went with Brother Yun."

Chu Cheng: "???" Who is Brother Yun?

Chu Cheng's question was quickly answered.As usual, he went to 418 to visit, wondering if he could have some instant noodles. The moment the door opened, he felt like he was back to his childhood.

"Damn it—Brother Yun?!" Chu Cheng yelled, and took a mugshot of Lu Rulu with his mobile phone.

The corner of Lu Rulu's mouth twitched, and he vigorously slammed the door on Chu Cheng's face.His young heart suffered a serious blow, he decided to shave a small crew cut tomorrow, and he will never have a perm in this life!

Chu Cheng posted Lu Rulu's mugshot to the group.

【Chu Overlord: (Picture)】

【Overlord of Chu: (laugh until blurred.jpg)】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: (Sa Beining absorbs oxygen.jpg)]

[Shuimenjian: It's just a photo of Bu Jingyun, where is the joke. 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Xie Lanzhi, enough of you! ! ! 】

He admits that his hairstyle looks like Bu Jingyun, but his face doesn't look like that at all, okay?Coupled with the background of the photo, it is impossible for Xie Lanzhi to admit his mistake, he did it on purpose!

Black, too dark! 419 Two Pluses Can't Compare to One Xie Lanzhi!

[Watergate:? 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: (Indifference.jpg)]

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: pretend, twist and continue pretending, heh. 】

The crowd of four was lively, and Chu Cheng even turned Lu Rulu's photo into an emoji.But the excitement belonged to them and had nothing to do with Qin Shu.

Qin Shu stared at Xie Lanzhi's profile picture, and a thought came to his mind: If only he could take a look at Xie Lanzhi's cell phone.

It's 0202, unless you are a master of time management with two mobile phones, most people will definitely leave clues about the people they like on their mobile phones.Maybe Xie Lanzhi also used Neptune's photo as the wallpaper, even if he didn't, just look at the WeChat chat records between him and Xu Ning to know how far the two have developed.

So here comes the problem, he's not Xie Lanzhi's boyfriend, peeking at his phone is an invasion of privacy!

But he just wanted to know if that Sea King was Ning Ning!Or, he went to ask Ning Ning?No, Cheng Ning is at a critical time, so it's better not to influence them with these things.

No matter how Qin Shu looked at it, he felt that this idea was rather bad, so after thinking about it, let it go.

After the long vacation, after a week of ignorance, Qin Shu and Chu Cheng ushered in the midterm exams for professional courses.

Qin Shu's face turned pale from nervousness, and Chu Cheng comforted him: "I see that you have studied hard, don't worry, hard work can make up for one's weakness, stupid birds fly first, you can do it."

Qin Shu smiled, "Being comforted by you makes me feel much better." Shit.

The first major class in the afternoon has just finished, and the students who still have lessons in the second class rush to the next classroom.Xie Lanzhi held two books in his hand and was walking in the corridor with people coming and going, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Senior—brother!"

Xie Lanzhi stopped, stepped aside, and waited for the other party to come over.

He just stood there casually without doing anything, and he attracted the attention of countless people.

Qin Shu was wearing a black sweater today, with the words "Must pass every exam" printed on the front, and a small figure of Conan was hanging on his backpack.He walked through the crowd and came to Xie Lanzhi, panting slightly, "Brother, I'm going to take the "Compilation Principles" exam later."

"I see," Xie Lanzhi gently tugged on Conan's figure, "Is it difficult to fail?"

"False/belief makes me happy." Qin Shu said not at all happy.

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Where did you take the test?"

"C213."

They are now in Area A, and it takes at least 5 minutes to walk to Area C. "Let's go then."

Qin Shudao: "You said last time that hugging Buddha's feet is useless, but hugging you is useful. Then, can you give me a hug? Just one."

Xie Lanzhi's throat tightened, his voice hoarse, "Here? Now?"

"Of course." In order not to fail the exam, Qin Shu also went all out, "Before the exam, let's get some domineering academic master."

The two stood facing each other, surrounded by other people's eyes.

Xie Lanzhi remained silent for a few seconds, then stretched out his hand, instead of hugging him as Qin Shu expected, but helped him put the hat on the back of his clothes.

...All right, you can wear a hat if you don't hug me.

Just when Qin Shu was a little disappointed, Xie Lanzhi didn't let go of his hand, but came to the back of his hat and forced him into his arms with a little force.

Qin Shu heard Xie Lanzhi's heartbeat, and heard him say in his ear: "Take a good exam, little love letter."

With the clothes of "must pass every exam", the backpack of "hanging Conan", and the hug of a bully, Qin Shu just as expected - failed the exam.

He has been a student for so many years and has taken hundreds of exams, but he has never suffered such humiliation.A quarter of the test questions were incomprehensible, and he understood a quarter of them, but in his opinion, the difficulty was the same as that of the idiot who cured Zai Zai. It was almost impossible, so he just gave up; the rest He even guessed half of it, even if he was all right, he would spend [-] points.

After handing in the paper, Qin Shu shed the worst tears in the whole school.

"Damn it's finally over," Chu Cheng stretched his waist and said, "We must have a good meal to celebrate tonight—how about a barbecue, and call Brother Lan and Brother Yun."

Qin Shu was disheartened, "Whatever."

Chu Cheng hesitated, "Should I also call Xu Ning?"

Qin Shu raised his eyelids, but before he could speak, he heard Chu Cheng say again, "Forget it, wait until I catch him, and then formally invite you to dinner and let him appear as a family member."

Qin Shu looked at the sky, "I don't know how I was doing in the nursing home at that time."

"roll!"

418 and 419 had dinner together again at a barbecue stall near the back gate of the school.The dark beer here is very delicious, with a sweet taste, and the bitterness of hops is not obvious. It is very suitable for alcoholic noobs like Qin Shu who don't like drinking.

Lu Rulu had already shaved off his curly hair, and the crew cut looked cool, but this did not change the names Chu Cheng and Qin Shu called him.He protested, was angry, and went violently, but it was of no use.In the end, he gave in, and the only request was that he would never show that photo to his girlfriend when he had a girlfriend.

Qin Shu was still worrying about "Principles of Compilation", he talked a lot less than usual, and he ate and drank less barbecue and dark beer.The other three tacitly did not mention the exam, and Lu Rulu also said that they would play table tennis together on the weekend and meet the third-ranked player in Qin Shuquan's community.He asked Xie Lanzhi: "Can brother Lan play table tennis?"

Xie Lanzhi: "Yes."

"How can you know everything."

Qin Shu was in a better mood, and casually picked up the joke: "Maybe Brother Lan's father taught him in Hawaii."

"No," Xie Lanzhi said lightly, "My dad taught me in his office."

Chu Cheng and Lu Rulu were caught laughing and laughed super loudly. Their table instantly became the focus of the audience.

When it was almost the end of the meal, Chu Cheng and Lu Rulu went to the bathroom together, and only Qin Shu and Xie Lanzhi were left during the dinner.

Xie Lanzhi said, "Drunk?"

The dark beer has a low alcohol content, so it's still wine. After a few big glasses, Qin Shu's face turned red, and he felt dizzy.He shook his head, "A little bit drunk."

"Then stop drinking."

Qin Shu looked at Xie Lanzhi, hiccupped, and said, "Brother, I think..."

Xie Lanzhi waited for him to continue.

"I want to... look at your phone."

Xie Lanzhi:?

Qin Shu said with Jiu Jin: "You can show me, okay?"

"Why do you want to look at my phone?"

Qin Shu frowned, as if he was thinking about this question, "I want to see if you are cheating on me and chatting nonsense with others."

Xie Lanzhi was startled, and raised the corners of his lips, "Okay." He took out his phone, unlocked it, and handed it to Qin Shu, "Let's see."

Qin Shu patted his face to wake himself up, and carefully checked Xie Lanzhi's cell phone.

The lock screen and wallpaper are all built-in, the interface is very refreshing, and they are commonly used APPs and games.He asked again: "Can I check WeChat?"

Xie Lanzhi smiled and said, "Is the investigation so strict?"

"I want to see."

Xie Lanzhi nodded, "Yes."

Qin Shu quickly opened WeChat.Xie Lanzhi didn't have WeChat at the top, the first one was their small group of four.He turned a few pages and didn't see Xu Ning's profile picture, so he searched for Xu Ning's name directly, and found it, but there was only one message in the dialog box - you have added XN, and you can start chatting now.

No, Xie Lanzhi's favorite Neptune is not Ningning.

After getting the answer, Qin Shu didn't relax as he imagined—then who the hell is it!

The author has something to say: 4000 words!I added more! (proud chest)

By the way, everyone should know the source of the stalk in the article, right?for example:

my dad taught me in hawaii

The hero in the movie "Sea King" collided with a certain actor

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