I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu didn't quite understand.This topic is jumping a little too fast. I was talking about routers just now, so why is it suddenly about white peaches and toothpaste?

"Do you like white peaches? I bought white peach-flavored toothpaste." Xu Ning had just finished taking a shower, so he should have brushed his teeth with white peach-flavored toothpaste.

Qin Shu's pupils trembled, and his whole body boiled.He held the phone tightly, held his breath, and didn't dare to make a sound.Time passed by every minute and every second, and there was still no sound from the other end of the phone.

Why didn't the two of them talk anymore, is their mouth busy with something else?

——No, no, no, no! ! !Does Ning Ning know how to do this? !When did the promised tenderness and softness become a temptation!

But it doesn't matter!He doesn't care about attributes anymore, as long as "Chengning" is true, he doesn't care when the end of the world comes!

Damn, he just knew it!Ning Ning must also be interested in Zai Zai, otherwise why would he care about the hammer grinded by Zai Zai himself.The double arrows between the two are thicker than Ye Wang's thighs, and they are properly locked!

This is another great revolutionary victory for the party under the firm years!

About half a minute later, Chu Cheng's voice sounded again: "You...why are you getting so close."

Qin Shu: "???"

Chu Cheng: "Let me smell your toothpaste? It smells good. Send me the link back."

Qin Shu: "..."

Xu Ning laughed out loud, "You."

"What's wrong with me," Chu Cheng said, "Rang Rang, you're blocking the network cable interface."

Well, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

It's just a big dream.

Qin Shu hung up the phone, calmly opened the drawer, took out the oxygen bottle, and showed his strength COS Sa Beining's oxygen inhalation emoticon pack.

Xie Lanzhi was shocked by Qin Shu's operation. "What are you breathing?" He grabbed Qin Shu's wrist and frowned after reading the words clearly. "Why do you need oxygen?"

A crack appeared in Qin Shu's expression, and soon it all cracked open. "Brother, brother - I'm fucking!"

Xie Lan was taken aback, "You..."

Qin Shu threw himself into Xie Lanzhi's arms with a cry, and the hunk wept. "I don't want to live anymore. My life has been ruined. My life is meaningless. You can kill me, then blame Chucheng and let the police/uncle police arrest him..."

Xie Lanzhi's throat tightened, quietly feeling his beating heart.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... "I've come all the way, and I've worked so hard to feed the cubs. It's so easy for me, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Xie Lanzhi raised his frozen hand, rubbed Qin Shu's hair, and said softly, "What's wrong, huh?"

"Uuuuuuuu Oni-chan..."

"Have you been bullied by Chu Cheng?"

Qin Shu nodded his head in Xie Lanzhi's arms, and said aggrievedly: "I don't want him anymore——"

"Okay, we don't want it." Xie Lanzhi felt a little complicated.It was the first time he had such a big reaction when he saw Little Sea King, but it was because of Chu Cheng.Combined with that phone call, it should also have something to do with Xu Ning.What is the status of these two people in Qin Shu's heart that they can stimulate him like this.

Qin Shu was howling vigorously when someone knocked on the bedroom door.

"Hello? Is anyone here?" It was Lu Rulu's voice, "Who is crying so hard, little love letter? Overlord of Chu?"

Xie Lanzhi: "...I'll go and open the door."

Instead of letting go, Qin Shu hugged him even tighter, whispering: "Let me cry for a while, my heart is broken..."

Lu Rulu outside the door knocked on the door persistently, "Why is there no movement in the trough, don't be scary."

Lu Rulu was a little worried. It happened that Chucheng had put a spare key of 419 in his place. He opened the door with the spare key, and saw the elementary school boy buried in his kissing roommate's arms. The kissing roommate raised his head and looked at him indifferently. Him: "What's wrong?"

Lu Rulu opened his mouth into an O shape for a few seconds, "I'm sorry to bother you."

Qin Shusan recovered a bit, he straightened his body, sniffed, and said in a hoarse voice: "No, Brother Lu, I didn't drive you away."

"What the hell is going on?" Lu Rulu looked at Qin Shu's flushed nose and cheeks, "Why are you crying like this?"

Qin Shu wanted to speak, but suddenly felt sad and hiccupped.

Lu Rulu glanced at Xie Lanzhi, put his hands around his mouth, and whispered to Qin Shu, "Did Brother Lan make you cry?"

Xie Lanzhi: "Do you think you are very quiet?"

Qin Shu shook his head with a wry smile, "It has nothing to do with Brother Lan."

"Then," Lu Rulu continued to speculate, "are you broken in love?"

Xie Lanzhi looked at Qin Shu, waiting for his answer.

"Worse than falling in love."

Lu Rulu's expression changed.What else could make a man cry like this other than a broken relationship? He caught sight of the oxygen bottle on the table and gasped.

"Little love letter, you—!" Lu Rulu's eyes turned red, "Don't tell us when it happened."

"Just now."

Lu Rulu choked with sobs and said, "It's okay, little love letter. Now that the level of medical care is so advanced, no matter what kind of disease there is, there is hope for a cure. Hold on!"

"It's almost done." Xie Lanzhi pressed the center of his eyebrows, "Qin Shu, please explain."

"..." How could he explain this, telling the two straight men that he was knocking on CP?He seriously suspected that Xie Lanzhi and Lu Rulu didn't even know what it meant to knock CP.Moreover, his CP's first kiss is gone because the attacker is too stupid. Now he just wants to find a corner to lick his wound quietly, and he doesn't have the mood to explain.

Qin Shu wanted to prevaricate, but saw Xie Lanzhi's shirt that was messed up by him.He hesitated for a while and said, "I was teaching Chucheng to chase people, but he was so stupid that I couldn't handle him at all. I was so angry with him."

Xie Lanzhi quickly realized, "The person Chucheng is chasing is Xu Ning?"

"Um……"

Lu Rulu's mouth became O.plus, "Isn't Xu Ning a man? Chucheng, he...fuck, is he bent?!"

Qin Shu said "ah".

Xie Lanzhi was unsure: "So, are you helping Chucheng chase Xu Ning?"

"Wait, let me stroke it!" Lu Rulu raised his hand in a serious manner, "I remember that you have been chasing Xu Ning in Xiaoqingshu, and you just said that Chucheng is... what the hell is a simple and pure relationship between men and women! Do you have any extra oxygen bottles, lend me some, thank you."

Qin Shu handed him an oxygen cylinder, and said numbly, "I don't want to chase Xu Ning anymore. After chasing for so long, I'm tired."

Lu Ruru's three views were gone, he took a sip, and said, "So you're going to chase after your straight male roommate? Doesn't the fat water flow to outsiders?"

Xie Lanzhi thought for a while and asked, "You let go because you couldn't catch them?" Sea King gave up the two fish at once, but he was not as happy as he imagined.He smiled meaningfully and said, "Then when are you going to catch up with the next one?"

Next?Where is he next?

"Actually, there's no rush," Xie Lanzhi said, "First clean up your mood and start over."

Qin Shu was dumbfounded, "Oh."

Chu Cheng came back after dinner, completely unaware of what he missed. "The Mala Tang in the Three Canteens at night is very interesting, and I will eat it every day in the future."

Qin Shu lowered his head and played with his phone, ignoring him.

"Tomorrow is the last day of the holiday. Your legs should be healed. Let's go play! Didn't you say you play table tennis? Then go get a haircut after playing. Your hair is a bit long."

"No, I'm too lazy to move."

"By the way, I repaired the router in Xu Ning's dormitory," Chu Cheng said proudly, "Xu Ning said that the Internet speed seems to be faster after repairing."

"Then you are awesome, do you want me to applaud you?"

Chu Cheng could hear Qin Shu's strange ambiguity, "Are you sick again?"

Qin Shu rolled his eyes, "Don't talk to me."

Chu Cheng: "?"

"I feel chest tightness and shortness of breath when I see you." Qin Shu picked up the oxygen bottle and took a breath, "Did you see the broom on the ground? From now on, this is the [-]th line, whoever crosses it is a dog."

Chu Cheng stared at Qin Shu for a while, "Damn mentally retarded."

Qin Shu sneered, "Who is mentally retarded?" He decided that he could no longer spoil Zai Zai, and must be punished to make him realize the consequences of being too naive.As for how to solve the "White Peach Toothpaste" problem, I'll talk about it after he finishes punishing Zai Zai.It's like treating a son who failed an exam, spanking first.

On the last day of the holiday, Qin Shu did plan to cut his hair.He and Zai Zai were still in a cold war, and he didn't want to go alone, so he tried knocking on the door opposite.With Xie Lanzhi absent, there is only one Lu Rulu in 418.

Qin Shu asked without any hope: "Brother Lu, are you going to get a haircut?"

Lu Rulu touched his hair, "Okay, I just want to change my hairstyle."

"Oh? What do you want to change to?"

Lu Rulu gestured: "It's a little hot, how about a Korean style, like Li Dongxu."

Qin Shu: "...who?"

"You don't watch Korean dramas?"

"No, I watch Japanese manga more."

"I don't watch it either, but my mother loves to watch it, so I watched a lot with her."

For his new hairstyle, Lu Rulu specially found a studio that looks very stylish, and ordered expensive director services.The director asked him what kind of ironing he wanted, and he even found a photo of Han Xing.The director assured him that he would be ironed exactly the same.

Qin Shu is much more casual, he is quite satisfied with the current hairstyle, and it is enough for Mr. Tony to shorten it.

After washing, cutting and blowing a set, Qin Shu finished it in half an hour.The bangs on his forehead have been shortened a lot, and there is no major change in general, and it looks more refreshing.

Lu Rulu was not so fast. Qin Shu sat in the lounge and waited for him for two hours. When his mobile phone was almost out of battery, Lu Rulu finally came out with a blank face.

Qin Shu looked at his new hairstyle and was momentarily at a loss for words, "This..."

Lu Rulu twitched the corners of his mouth with difficulty, "Say it straight, I can bear it."

Qin Shu only said three words and let Lu Rulu die on the spot, "Bu Jingyun?"

In order to comfort Lu Rulu, who failed to transform, Qin Shu invited him to have a good meal, with more than 700 seafood buffets for each person.The endless lobster and grilled oysters healed Lu Rulu's heart. He first scolded the director for three or ten minutes, and then chatted with Qin Shu about the relationship between 10 and 418.

Lu Rulu: "Is Mercury retrograde in our dormitory recently? One by one is getting worse than the other."

Qin Shu peeled the skinny shrimp, "Is Brother Lan not going well?"

"Yes," Lu Rulu said, "I'm telling you, don't tell others."

"As soon as this flag is set up, it basically means that the whole world will know - so what is it?"

Lu Rulu lowered his voice: "Brother Lan, he fell in love with a sea king."

Pippi Shrimp snapped and was split into two by Qin Shu.

The author has something to say: Little Love Letter: It's just... quite bald.

If you can't think of Lu Rulu's hairstyle, you can search it online, he is very handsome.

PS: Alas, I really want to add more, but I really like to play, so melancholy. (.┰ω┰.)

感谢在2020-06-1023:10:33~2020-06-1123:07:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Xia took his ugly daughter to eat cakes, Mr. Liu, Zhuyingyilou, Hongchen 1;

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