I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu looked at the rearview mirror intently, and was startled when he heard Xu Ning's voice.When he realized that it was Zai Zai's voice on WeChat, he couldn't help showing an aunt's smile.

As expected of Ning Ning, on the second day of doi, he did not forget to care about his husband's body, and even asked him if his back hurts. He can still eat this kind of gentle beauty for 100 years!

Wait——Qin Shu frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Does the back still hurt?

Behind?

later?

boom--

A "thunder" struck Qin Shu directly from the sky. His smile was still frozen on his face, but his body was as white as bones.

As soon as Zai Zai made a strong attack, he finished sex with his wife, and the next day...his back hurt?

How could he...Xu Ning?Fuck! #￥%...&? !

Qin Shu split open.

Chu Cheng couldn't hear Xu Ning's voice, thinking that WeChat was stuck, and emphasized several times, but still couldn't hear the fart.He showed the expression of the subway grandpa looking at his phone: "What kind of crap, hot chicken!"

In the car, Xu Ning's gentle and concerned voice sounded over and over again:

How is your body?Does the back still hurt?

How is your body?Does the back still hurt?

How is your body?Does the back still hurt?

……

The sky is spinning, the sky is collapsing and the ground is sinking, the mountains are shaking and the ground is shaking, the landslides and the seas are cracking, the end of the world is nothing more than this.

Qin Shu, who had become a skeleton, was repeatedly whipped/dead body, his heartache was so painful that he lost consciousness, and the world lost its color.The black in front of you is not black, what white is the white you speak of.

Qin Shu could not see the approaching in the rearview mirror, nor could he hear Chu Cheng's yelling.How can a person with a dead heart see what he hears?

Ah, it thundered again.There was a bang, and there was a sense of shock. This might be a sign of a dying person.

Chu Cheng watched helplessly as his idol's car slowly approached the minivan parked beside him, and he closed his eyes the moment it hit.Fortunately, he closed quickly, otherwise he would really bump into it.

...It really hit me! Damn it!

Fortunately, the safety performance of this car is in place, and it actively brakes after a collision alarm.The car stopped and "hugged" with the minivan, it was me in you and you in me.

Chu Cheng rushed to the car window angrily, and roared, "Are your ears blocked by shi? I yelled to stop until my throat was broken, and you fucking fell down?! Are you okay..."

Qin Shu told Chu Cheng with his expression that he had something to do, and it was a big deal.

Qin Shu's eyes were dull, his eyes were cloudy, and there were four large characters written on his forehead: There is nothing to love in life.

Chu Cheng was quite frightened by his appearance, and said nervously, "Did you hit your brain?" No way, in such a slight collision accident, you can't lose a hair, how can you pretend to be stupid?

"It's okay, just say so," Chu Cheng stretched out his hand and waved in front of Qin Shu's eyes, "Qin Shu? Brother?"

No matter what Chu Cheng called, Qin Shu didn't respond at all. Chu Cheng gritted his teeth and called out, "Dad?"

Qin Shu still didn't respond, and didn't even move his eyelids.

Chu Cheng began to panic: "Brother hold on, I'll call 120 immediately!"

He frantically dialed the number on his mobile phone, and Qin Shu finally made a move.He grabbed Chu Cheng's arm suddenly, and said in a trembling voice, "You..."

At this time, the owner of the bun came back, a middle-aged couple.They saw that their car was hit by an Audi, and the owner was still sitting in the car in a daze. A rather handsome boy was squatting through the car window, and immediately stepped forward to argue.

Woman: "What's the matter, you guys, my car is parked well, and this can be hit? Will I reverse the car, you, did you pass the second subject with your feet?"

Man: "There's nothing to say about this. You don't need to adjust the monitoring. You are definitely responsible!"

Qin Shu is still in a state of petrification, and the young and ignorant(?) Chu Cheng is forced to shoulder the burden of the family.Qin Shu must be fully responsible for this accident. Chu Cheng had never dealt with this kind of accident before, but he had never eaten pork, but he had seen pigs run away.

"Brother and sister, I'm sorry, this matter is indeed our fault." Chu Cheng said to Xiao Bread and his wife, "Do you want to take insurance, or do you want to do it privately?"

The woman and the man looked at each other, expressing that they wanted to discuss it.

Little Bread and his wife went to discuss it, and Chu Cheng continued to try to wake up the demented Qin Shu. "Do you have the phone number of the insurance company for this car?"

"It would be best if you could do it privately. You just bumped into their car a little bit. It's another Wuling Hongguang. It shouldn't cost much."

"I'll call Brother Lan later, it's his car after all."

Hearing the word "Brother Lan", Qin Shu's eyes burst out with a weak will to survive.He opened his mouth and said, "Take a picture."

"what?"

Qin Shu said numbly: "Whether it's insurance or private chat, first take a picture of the scene. Then move the car aside so as not to obstruct other vehicles." These were all taught by Xie Lanzhi last time.

Seeing that Qin Shu was a little more normal, Chu Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, I'll go take pictures now."

Because they are stuck here, the cars behind cannot pass through, and the intersection of the parking lot has already begun to congest.Qin Shu quickly moved the car into the parking space to make way for others, then he got out of the car, walked up to Chu Cheng, and looked at him without blinking.

It snowed a little today, and the temperature hit a new low, but no matter how cold it was, Qin Shu's heart was not as cold.

Chu Cheng was taken aback by him, and asked, "What's wrong with you? You really don't need me to call 120?"

Qin Shu looked at Zai Zai from head to toe carefully, regardless of size.

Short hair like a knife, dark complexion, and a high nose bridge.Qin Shu recalled what he saw of Chu Cheng wearing only underwear: broad shoulders, long legs, six-pack abs, two deep chiseled mermaid lines—you tell me this is shou?I do not accept!

He won't give up, unless Chucheng tells him personally, the "Chengning" boy will never admit defeat!

At this time, Qin Shu couldn't care about privacy any more. He grabbed Chu Cheng's arms with both hands, like a dying person grabbing an oxygen mask, "You and Xu Ning...who is underneath."

Chu Cheng's face turned red suddenly, "What the hell is he... What time is it, and you still ask this?"

Qin Shu roared angrily, "Answer me!!!"

Chu Cheng was shocked by Qin Shu's red eyes.If Qin Shu had asked him such a question in the past, he would have let Qin Shu go to hell.But now Qin Shu was greatly frightened by the car accident, and his mind was abnormal, so he couldn't stimulate him at this time.

Chu Cheng scratched his head and said, "Is there any difference who goes up and who goes down?"

"Of course!" Qin Shu's voice turned into tears, "Tell me, please tell me, I want you to tell me yourself!"

"Okay, okay." Chu Cheng coughed lightly, turned his face to one side, and said uncomfortably, "I'm afraid that Xu Ning's small body will hurt him, and I'm not very good at it. It's uncomfortable, it's better to lie down and wait for Xu Ning to come... Well, it really doesn't make any difference."

Qin Shu's hand slipped from Chu Cheng's shoulder, and he took two steps back tremblingly.

No, his last hope was gone.

The car key in his hand fell to the ground, Qin Shu's legs softened, and he held on to the electric pole so that he would not kneel on the ground.

Little Bread and his wife discussed it, and came over and said, "Well, you give us 1000, this matter is private..."

"Do not--"

Snowflakes fell on Qin Shu.Fei Yuqing's "One Cut Plum" is displayed in the hot pot restaurant: "Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing, and the world is vast. A cold plum blossom stands proudly in the snow, and it is only for the Iraqi people to smell the fragrance. Love what I love without complaint or regret. This love lasts forever." Be careful..."

Chu Cheng and Xiao Bian were dumbfounded. The melodious and affectionate "One Cut Plum" coupled with Qin Shu's voice like weeping blood gave them a feeling of deja vu.

Chu Cheng couldn't help but asked: "Did you receive a call from someone just now, telling you not to call again, lest Charlotte misunderstand?"

Qin Shu shook his head tearfully: "I can't afford 1000 yuan, I can't afford it, it's too much!"

Man: "You already drive an Audi, can't you afford the 1000 yuan?"

Chu Cheng took the opportunity to explain: "This is not his car, he borrowed it."

Seeing the tears in Qin Shu's eyes, the woman couldn't bear it.The owner of the car who caused the accident looked like he had just grown up, and he was a cute boy who was so frightened that he was about to cry because he hit their car.Maybe it was a child from a poor family who borrowed someone else's car to enjoy himself, but he didn't expect this to happen.Their buns were originally cheap goods, and they were worthless after a few years of operation. They said that they would pay 1000 yuan because they deliberately exaggerated to prevent the other party from lowering the price.The woman winked at the man and said, "Seeing that they are also students, they don't have much money, so just quote the real price."

The man hesitated for a while, then stretched out a slap: "Five hundred, it can't be lower!"

Qin Shu sniffed, choked up, and said, "I'll send you [-] via WeChat. Brother and sister, I'm sorry for wasting your time."

The woman showed a loving smile, "It's okay, it's a trivial matter, you must pay attention to it next time you drive."

Qin Shu forced a smile, "Yes."

The matter was resolved, but the two of them had long since lost the mood to eat Little Sheep hot pot.Chu Cheng didn't dare to let Qin Shu continue driving in this state, and sat in the driver's seat. "I'll take you to the hospital."

Qin Shu looked out of the car window in despair: "No, take me back to the dormitory."

"Are you sure you don't need it?"

Qin Shu nodded, with a sense of vicissitudes in his tone: "Well, I just want to go back and lie on the bed to inhale oxygen."

Unfortunately, the oxygen cylinder may not be able to save him. He must be put on a ventilator, a defibrillator, and a trachea for him to survive.

Chu Cheng returned to the dormitory with Qin Shu hungry.Without saying a word, Qin Shu hugged the oxygen bottle that Chucheng gave him last time, took off his shoes and went to bed.

He was in a daze for a few minutes, then suddenly showed a painful expression, took a breath of oxygen, and continued to be in a daze, and the cycle repeated.Chu Cheng couldn't stand it anymore, so he called his roommate's husband.

At lunch time, Xie Lanzhi and his parents were having dinner with his grandparents.Feeling the vibration of the phone in his pocket, he stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Seeing the name on the caller ID, Xie Lanzhi had a bad feeling.Every time Chu Cheng called, it seemed that nothing good happened.

"Hey."

"Hey Brother Lan! Something happened to Qin Shu!"

Xie Lanzhi's expression changed suddenly, "Say it clearly."

"He accidentally bumped into a van while backing up, and..."

Xie Lanzhi interrupted him: "Is he injured?"

"That's not true. He's in good health, and he hasn't lost a single hair."

Xie Lanzhi leaned against the wall, raised his head and let out a sigh of relief, loosened his collar, and said, "What is that?"

"He seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and he was completely dumbfounded. He didn't speak or eat, and he would just lie on the bed and inhale oxygen."

Xie Lanzhi imagined the scene and said, "Are you in the dormitory now?"

"Yes."

"I'll go back right away, and you watch him from the side."

Xie Lanzhi hung up the phone and went back to the restaurant to apologize to the elders, saying that there was something urgent and he had to go back to school immediately.

The grandparents have always loved their only grandson, seeing Xie Lanzhi's expression turned pale, they immediately said that it was all right, let him do his own work, and even asked a driver to take him off.

Mother Xie rarely saw her son so restless, and when she sent him out, she asked, "What happened, do you want Mom and Dad to help you?"

"Not for now. I'm going first."

Xie Lanzhi asked the driver to drive at the speed limit and drove for more than two hours before returning to school.Xie Lanzhi went straight to 419, and Chu Cheng opened the door for him, "Brother Lan, you are here!"

Xie Lanzhi panted slightly: "Where is the person?"

Chu Cheng pouted in Chaoli, "That's it."

Qin Shu got out of bed and went to the toilet, so he didn't have the energy to go to bed anymore.He sat on the chair blankly, and when he heard Xie Lanzhi call his name, his scattered eyes refocused, "Brother..."

Xie Lanzhi bent over in front of him, frowning, and put his warm palm on his forehead, "What's wrong, who bullied you?"

Qin Shu's eyes became sour, and he threw himself into Xie Lanzhi's arms, crying loudly: "Brother, my CP...they, they are rebellious! Aw——they are rebellious!"

The author has something to say: I feel sorry for the love letter but I want to laugh, what is going on hahahahaha, this is probably my real mother (dog head)

PS: Now my mind is full of the melody of "Yijianmei" (lay flat)

PPS：月中月中了，要写的差不多都写完了，除了0/3（笑着活下去.jpg）感谢在2020-07-1123:11:17~2020-07-1222:21:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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