I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Xie Lanzhi already knew what "knock CP" meant, and also knew that Qin Shu's CPs were Chu Cheng and Xu Ning, but he couldn't understand this "reverse" for a while.

On the way back, he saw the photos of the accident sent by Chu Cheng.A very slight collision, at most a bit of paint falling off, the last time Qin Shu was bumped on the road was definitely more serious than today.Although Qin Shu was frightened at that time, he quickly calmed down and learned how to deal with the aftermath, leaving no shadow behind.But now...

Xie Lanzhi looked down at Qin Shu who was hugging his waist and crying loudly, and then looked up at the oxygen bottle on the bed—it seems that "reversing CP" is an extremely serious matter, which caused a huge psychological shadow for the elementary school boy , the kind that can't be coaxed well in a short time.

Xie Lanzhi rubbed Qin Shu's hair and said, "Don't cry, I'm here."

Qin Shu shook his head, extremely wronged and said: "Boyfriend can't save me, oh—"

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

Although Qin Shu howled loudly, he didn't really shed tears, but he felt panicked when he didn't howl. "I worked diligently and worked hard for so long... I watched the favorability between them rise little by little, finally reached the max, and hit a home run, but they, they actually! Aww——No No, I can’t stand this kind of grievance! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Qin Shu knew that his reaction was a bit exaggerated, and those who did not sincerely knock CP might not be able to understand.If Chu Cheng and Xu Ning were just paper people, maybe he would have been uncomfortable for a few days and the matter would have passed.But they are all real people, and they are still people around Qin Shu. This is no longer as simple as sleeping in a house, what the hell is sleeping in a house and ancestral grave.This kind of feeling is like, you piss and feed a cub, you think he is a son, and the gift for marrying a wife is prepared, but one day you suddenly find out that he is actually a daughter.To be honest, he didn't pass out on the spot, so he has a good mental capacity.

Xie Lanzhi looked at Chu Cheng and asked, "Can you understand what he is doing?"

Chu Cheng shook his head like a rattle, and pointed to his temple, "I suspect he has a problem here."

Qin Shu, who was howling loudly, raised his head when he heard Zai Zai's words, sniffed his nose, and clarified to Xie Lanzhi: "Brother, my brain is fine... hiccup."

Xie Lanzhi held Qin Shu in his arms, and glanced at Chu Cheng: "I think you have a big problem." Although he hasn't figured out the real reason for the elementary school boy's collapse, since it has something to do with his CP, Chu Cheng can't get rid of it. relationship.

Chu Cheng is innocent, and spread his hands: "But I didn't do anything. Brother Lan, be sober, don't wrong good people, let love blind your eyes!"

Xie Lanzhi didn't bother to talk to him, the most urgent thing was to stabilize Qin Shu's mood.He pressed Qin Shu's head, pushed him away slightly, and said, "Would you like to go to my house, I brought back a lot of food."

Qin Shu turned his head and glanced at Chu Cheng, feeling more and more sad in his heart.That's right, it's still rare to see Zai Zai before he recovers from the fright of Ni CP - it's better to see this unfilial son less.He asked Xie Lanzhi, "Then can I stay overnight at your place?"

"can."

"Can I stay a few more nights?"

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Yes."

Chu Cheng was dumbfounded - is this fucking acting like a baby?

Qin Shu's blood bar barely returned a little, enough to support him to find out his small backpack, and buried himself in taking out a change of clothes from the closet and stuffing them into the bag.

While he was packing up, someone knocked on the door of 419, and Chu Cheng asked, "Who is it?"

Xu Ning's voice came: "It's me."

Qin Shu, who was still alive, was hit again, his blood bar was emptied again, and he was instantly petrified, holding a turtleneck sweater in his hand.

Chu Cheng opened the door for Xu Ning, "If you want to come, don't tell me in advance."

At first glance, Chu Cheng's tone is the same as usual, but once the two boys have an affair, their aura changes obviously when they are together.Chu Cheng didn't dare to meet Xu Ning's eyes intentionally or unintentionally, which can be understood as he was shy; Xu Ning smiled shallowly, and the raised eyes at the end of his eyes became more charming.

The picture of the two of them in the same frame is as beautiful as a painting. They are about the same height and body shape, but because Xu Ning has a beautiful face, he is still visually slender than Chu Cheng.One of them is handsome and the other is beautiful. Except for Lan Shu, there is no other pair of CPs that are more suitable than them. The premise is that Chu Cheng is Gong!Ning Ning has such a beautiful smile, such a gentle smile, and such captivating eyes, how could he... how could he hold Chu Cheng under him!

Qin Shu closed his eyes in pain.Xie Lanzhi took the sweater out of his hand and stuffed it into his bag.

Holding a plastic bag in his hand, Xu Ning said, "I sent you a WeChat message, but you didn't reply to me—Xie Lanzhi is here too."

Xie Lanzhi nodded to him.Picking up the down jacket that Qin Shu put on the armrest of the chair, "reach out."

Qin Shu stretched out his hand obediently and asked Xie Lanzhi to help him put on the down jacket.

Chu Cheng said: "Oh, there seems to be something wrong with my mobile phone, and I can't hear your voice."

Qin Shu: "..." No, your mobile phone is fine, with complete functions, especially the bluetooth function, which is simply a sharp sword, piercing my heart into a QR code.

Chu Cheng saw the bag in Xu Ning's hand and asked, "What is this?"

"I was worried that you were still in pain, so I bought some medicine."

Xu Ning deliberately lowered his voice, but Qin Shu heard it unfortunately. He wailed and pulled Xie Lanzhi out, "Let's go, there is no room for me here anymore."

Behind him came Chu Cheng's frantic voice: "I don't need it, I don't hurt!"

Xu Ning said patiently: "Stop making trouble, it's already swollen, take some medicine and it will get better sooner."

"If you want to fuck you, I definitely won't!"

"Okay, I'll help you..."

Qin Shu felt that if he listened to one more word, his life would be in danger at any time.He slammed the door hard to block the voices of the "adulter/husband".

Xie Lanzhi touched his forehead and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Not good," Qin Shu pointed to the position of the heart, "It hurts here."

Xie Lanzhi grabbed Qin Shu's hand, "You haven't been in pain for your boyfriend yet, but you have been in pain for them a few times."

Qin Shu frightened: "Will you also make me hurt here?"

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "No."

After leaving the heated dormitory building, Qin Shu shivered when the cold wind blew, "It's so cold."

Xie Lanzhi turned around, pulled the zipper of the down jacket to the top for him, and helped him put on the hat.

Qin Shu looked at him with his eyes downcast, and his dead heart felt slightly hot.

Fortunately, Xie Lanzhi accompanied him through the difficult time of rebelling against CP.

Xie Lanzhi wrapped Qin Shu into a rice dumpling and asked, "Shall we hold hands?"

"Huh?" Qin Shu subconsciously looked at the auntie who was in charge, and the auntie was also looking at them, her face was calm and she seemed to be numb. "Are you pulling at school?"

"Look at you."

"Then I want to hold hands." Anyway, the whole school knows the relationship between him and Xie Lanzhi, so what's wrong with holding hands.Not to mention that he is dying, only a hug from his boyfriend can save him.

Xie Lanzhi drove Qin Shu home and checked his car in the garage.As expected, just a little chipped paint, not expensive to fix.

Qin Shu said guiltily: "I'm sorry brother, I touched your car."

Xie Lanzhi said, "It was a serious collision."

"Ah?" Qin Shu was surprised, "Is it possible? I was reversing the car at the time, and the speed was very slow, so it shouldn't be possible."

"It's not serious, how could it knock you stupid."

Qin Shu pressed in a low voice, "I'm not stupid."

In the elevator, Qin Shu still looked out of his mind, holding his small backpack with his clothes in his hands, wondering what he was thinking, and didn't respond when he reached the floor.Xie Lanzhi simply hugged him up.

Qin Shu was startled, "Brother?"

Xie Lanzhi opened the door of the house, put Qin Shu on the sofa, "I want to eat something."

Seeing Xie Lanzhi's face, Qin Shu finally got some appetite: "Anything is fine, except Little Sheep."

The driver delivered the things in advance, all of which were stuffed into the car by grandma before Xie Lanzhi left.He picked out a box of heated and ready-to-eat Buddha Tiaoqiang and sauced duck, and was looking at how to eat it when Qin Shu's head appeared by the door, "Brother, do you need help?"

"No," Xie Lanzhi said, "Go and sit on the sofa."

Qin Shu let out an "oh" and retracted his head.

Xie Lanzhi heated the Buddha Tiaoqiang and the sauced duck according to the eating method, and checked the meaning of "Ni CP" while waiting.After checking, he fell into a daze.

That's it?Is this why the junior brother collapsed? ?

Xie Lanzhi brought out the hot Buddha Jumping Wall, and saw Qin Shu sitting obediently on the sofa, hugging his legs, with a numb face, and Xue Qiu raised his feet and licked his hair, and he didn't even bother to masturbate.

"Have a meal."

Qin Shu put down his legs slowly, "Thank you, brother." He didn't ask what he was eating, he mechanically blew a few mouthfuls, and then used a spoon to send Buddha Tiaoqiang into his mouth, and suddenly ate the five-figure Buddha Tiaoqiang out of the school cafeteria Soup feeling.

Xie Lanzhi looked at him and couldn't help but ask, "Who goes up and who goes down between Xu Ning and Chu Cheng, is it really that important to you?"

Qin Shu was eager to answer Xie Lanzhi, swallowed the hot soup in his mouth, and turned into a grazing alpaca, with tears in his eyes, "Of course, in my imagination, Chucheng is always on top! Xu Ning is so delicate, how can she be 1!"

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows, "Xu Ning is delicate?"

Qin Shu choked up for a moment, "I used to be weak... There is another reason, I am a young party who will never change for thousands of years! 0 must be bigger than 1!"

Xie Lanzhi reminded him: "I am older than you."

"This...is different! We are different, different!"

Xie Lanzhi laughed and said, "What's the difference?"

Qin Shu couldn't speak, threw himself on the sofa, buried his face in the pillow, and complained: "I'm so sad, it's fine if you don't understand, why are you dissing me?!"

"I do not have."

"Then we are different, we can be young, but they can't!" Qin Shu didn't hold back his tears, most of which were scalded by the hot soup.

"Okay, they can't." Xie Lanzhi followed him, "Get up and eat."

Qin Shu wailed: "No, you let me cry for a while, for the youth that ended for me..."

Xie Lanzhi: "Okay."

Qin Shu squeezed out his tears, got up consciously, and left marks of two eyes and one nose on the pillow.

Xie Lanzhi: "..." The elementary school boy is really miserable, but he actually wants to laugh?

After filling his stomach, Qin Shu was still tired.Xie Lanzhi hugged him to brush his teeth, then tucked him into the quilt, "Take a nap, maybe you will look away when you wake up."

Qin Shu thought in his heart that he couldn't, he couldn't look away from this matter for a year or a half.He took Xie Lanzhi's hand and said, "You sleep with me."

"it is good."

Xie Lanzhi didn't feel sleepy, and watched the video with his tablet.Qin Shu closed his eyes for a while, still feeling suffocated all over his body, he slowly moved to Xie Lanzhi's side, and put his leg on his lap.

Xie Lanzhi didn't respond, only his eyelashes moved.

Qin Shu leaned against Xie Lanzhi for a minute to be quiet, and then began to be dishonest again. He climbed onto Xie Lanzhi's body, his head came out of the quilt from bottom to top, his chin was resting on Xie Lanzhi's chest, and he looked at him eagerly.

Xie Lanzhi took off the earphones, put the tablet aside, and asked with the corners of his lips bent: "What's the matter, little boy?"

"Brother, I feel bad."

"I know." Xie Lanzhi put his arm around Qin Shu's waist to prevent him from falling off his body, "Why don't I give Chucheng 500 million and ask him to switch places with Xu Ning?"

Qin Shu wanted to laugh and cry, "You deliberately buried me, senior."

Xie Lanzhi half-truthfully said: "Aren't you happy as long as Chu Cheng is on top?"

Qin Shu shook his head, "Forget it, they've already...I don't want to attack each other."

"What does 'mutual attack' mean?"

"It means going up to Chu City today and going down to Chu City tomorrow, so everyone will switch."

Xie Lanzhi nodded: "The boring knowledge points have increased again. If this method doesn't work, there is another method that can make you feel better temporarily."

"what is it?"

Xie Lanzhi laughed lightly, turned over, and the two exchanged positions, Qin Shu was pressed under him.

This trick really worked, Qin Shu's mind temporarily shifted from "Ningcheng" to Xie Lanzhi.He swallowed, "brother, do you want to do something?"

"Hmm...or try something else?"

Qin Shu's eyes widened, "What—now? I, I'm not ready yet." He had just experienced a big downturn in his life, and he was not in a good state. If he remembered the matter of rebelling against CP again, wouldn't it be a day? the dog.But if Xie Lanzhi wants it, it's not impossible, that is, he must look at Xie Lanzhi's face to prevent him from being distracted.

"Wait, I'm ready again," Qin Shu stammered, "but can you..."

Xie Lanzhi bowed his head and kissed him, "Just do what makes you comfortable. Take it easy."

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