I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu took a look at the picture, "Thank you, I'm so excited."

Everyone loves to hear this kind of face-slapping story, Chu Cheng asked: "What happened later?"

Lu Rulu shrugged: "No more."

Qin Shu and Chu Cheng showed exactly the same disgusted faces, "There will be retribution for a bad ending."

Lu Rulu scolded with a smile: "You think this is reading a novel, and it's still unfinished. If you have to say it, the buddy looked impatient and wanted to leave, but he didn't leave when I asked her to pay back the money. He sat there It’s a good show. My ex-girlfriend said that she has no money now, and she will pay me back when she has money. Later, she scolded me on WeChat for not being a man. I can’t afford a bag with this little money, and I still care about it with a girl like her. "

Qin Shu couldn't help asking: "How did you fall in love with her at the beginning?"

Lu Rulu grinned and said, "Why do you fall in love with Brother Lan? Everyone is just showing their faces, and who is more noble than the other?"

Qin Shu glanced at Xie Lan and said with a guilty conscience, "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense."

Chu Cheng didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and said: "You still want his money, you want him to get good grades, and you want him to take you to the king."

Qin Shu: "..." That's enough, are you happy when your fathers get divorced?Rebel!

Xie Lanzhi said casually, "So who is that buddy?"

Lu Rulu said: "I don't know, I didn't ask, I don't care."

"Then let's take care of your course selection, there is one minute left."

"Fuck!"

The three immediately restrained their minds and concentrated on the course selection system.Lu Rulu rubbed his hands, "Brothers, are you ready?"

Chu Cheng and Qin Shu stared at the screen seriously, and nodded in unison.

Xie Lanzhi calmly rolled the snowball and said, "Those who didn't know thought you were going to the battlefield."

Lu Rulu mobilized passionately before the war: "The happiness of the next semester, and even the happiness of graduation, depends on the present—ten, nine, eight...three, two, one—Chong!"

Qin Shu frantically clicked on "Start Selecting Courses" with his 19-year single hand speed, but the system did not respond for a long time."Damn it I'm stuck!" he yelled.

A drop of sweat fell from Lu Rulu's forehead: "Normal operation, just sit down and keep tapping."

Lu Rulu was the first to enter the course selection system. There are almost no compulsory courses in the second semester of the junior year, as long as the credits of the elective courses that are still missing are completed.He took the lead in ordering the physical education class, and when he saw the words "swimming class: full", he couldn't help yelling: "Spicy Chicken School, sooner or later it will close down!"

Qin Shukang clicked for 2 minutes before entering the system.He first selected the teachers for the compulsory courses, and only one teacher on the white list was selected, and then he was forced to select a teacher on the black list, and then he picked up the elective courses in a leisurely manner.

Seeing a large number of elective courses, Qin Shu had difficulty choosing the courses, and turned to ask Xie Lanzhi: "Brother, what do you think I should choose?"

Xie Lanzhi walked behind him, bent down to look at his screen, and said, "It depends on what you like. For example, if you like photography, you can try "Basics of Optics" and "Appreciation of Fine Arts."

"What do I like..." Qin Shu glanced at Lu Rulu and Chu Cheng quickly, seeing that their attention was on the screen in front of them, and whispered, "I like you."

Xie Lanzhi chuckled, "Thank you."

"Is there a class called "How to make schoolgirls like me more"?"

"No. But," Xie Lanzhi took Qin Shu's hand holding the mouse, turned down a page, and the mouse stopped on one of the elective courses, "You can try this."

Qin Shu took a closer look - "The Psychology of Love".

"Okay, choose it!"

After Qin Shu finished choosing elective courses, he finally went to physical education.Popular courses such as swimming, basketball, tennis, and table tennis have long been sold out, leaving only some unpopular courses, such as "Orienteering", "Aerobics", "Tai Chi", "Ballroom Dancing" and so on.

You must not choose "Ballroom Dance", you must not choose "Ballroom Dance"... Qin Shu silently recited Lu Rulu's advice, the mouse naturally landed on "Ballroom Dance", and clicked lightly——

Qin Shu: "???"

A scream almost knocked the roof off, Snowball was so frightened that his fur exploded, and he hid under the sofa with a whoosh.

Human beings were also frightened to varying degrees. Chu Cheng shook his hand and almost went to "Aerobics", and said angrily, "What are you crazy about!"

Lu Rulu picked his ear with his little finger, "Seriously, Xiao Qing Shu, it's a pity that you don't dub ghost movies."

Xie Lanzhi asked, "What's the matter?"

Qin Shu tremblingly grabbed Xie Lanzhi's hand, wanting to cry without tears: "I, I accidentally clicked on "Ballroom Dance"..."

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

The other two were stunned for a second before bursting into gigantic laughter.Chu Cheng covered his stomach with one hand, and pointed at Qin Shu with the other. He laughed so hard that his expression control was out of control, and his facial features swelled up; Lu Rulu's expression control was still in place, but his laughter was no different from the crowing of a chicken.

Qin Shu was furious, and complained to Xie Lanzhi: "Brother, look at them! Lu Jingyun, stop laughing, the neighbors thought my brother was raising chickens at home."

Xie Lanzhi pressed the center of his eyebrows.

When Lu Rulu heard this, his laughter became more unrestrained, while Chu Cheng rolled on the carpet.

Xie Lanzhi took out his mobile phone, took a few photos of the two people who were laughing vaguely, "appreciated" for a while, and said, "The ghost animal area can get up and work."

When Lu Rulu and Chu Cheng saw their ugly photos, they couldn't laugh for a moment.

Lu Rulu: "It's not Brother Lan, I don't have a girlfriend yet, why are you taking this kind of photo?"

Xie Lanzhi: "Make emoticons."

"You don't use expressions very much, do you?"

Qin Shu raised his hands, "Give it to me, I like to use it! Brother, please send me the photo quickly, and I will contribute my strength to the spread of emoji packs."

Chu Cheng gritted his teeth: "Brother Yun, don't be burdened by idols, if you have you, you will lose!"

"Fuck, of course you can say that when you're off the list. It won't hurt your back when you stand and talk." Lu Rulu moved to Qin Shu's side and pretended to comfort him: "It's okay little love letter, when the time comes, you can take Brother Lan to class." , Brother Lan will definitely be willing to dance the female step for you."

Qin Shu: "..."

Xie Lanzhi: "You are teaching me how to do things."

"Oh? Brother Lan doesn't want to. That little love letter, you go invite the girls, you are good-looking, and the girls will agree."

Xie Lanzhi: "Get out."

Life is not easy, Qin Shu sighed.He suspected that his Mercury was retrograde recently, and bad luck happened one after another.He retweeted a few koi on Weibo, hoping it would be useful.

After the last exam, the semester is over, and students leave school one after another to go home for the New Year.Qin Shu's family plans to go to the seaside for vacation and spend a warm and spring-like year.Qin Hua bought an air ticket for Qin Shu, and asked him to fly there to reunite with his family the day after the exam.

Qin Shu felt a little bit of rejection in his heart.Although he lived in Xie Lan's house for the past few days, most of his energy was devoted to reviewing before the exam.After finally finishing the exam, he is free to have a good relationship with his boyfriend, and Nima's winter vacation is coming.

Qin Shu packed his luggage absently, Xie Lanzhi looked at him and said, "Are you going to Sanya to bring a down jacket?"

Qin Shu let out an "oh", took out the down jacket, and stuffed a coat into it.

Xie Lanzhi couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Go and play, I'll help you."

Qin Shu gave up his seat to Xie Lanzhi and didn't go to play. He sat on the bed and watched Xie Lanzhi help him clean up. "Brother, do you stay in this city during Chinese New Year?"

"Ah."

Qin Shu sighed, "Then we will have a month-long long-distance relationship."

Xie Lanzhi paused, "It's been a while."

Qin Shu lay down on the bed.Thinking about the days when he won't see Xie Lanzhi for a month, he feels suffocated. "Don't forget me."

Xie Lanzhi said, "That depends on your performance."

Knowing that Xie Lanzhi wasn't serious, Qin Shu rolled on the bed and wrapped himself up like a caterpillar with the quilt. "Then I'll leave more smells on your bed..."

"I don't live here during Chinese New Year, so it's useless to leave the smell on the bed."

"Oh fine."

Qin Shu struggled to get out of the quilt, Xie Lanzhi leaned forward, put his arms on the bed, and trapped Qin Shu in his arms, "So, you must stay on me."

Qin Shu couldn't help laughing, "Then I'll mark you."

"Is it another term for knocking CP?"

"Probably." Qin Shu took the initiative to lean over and licked Xie Lanzhi's lips.Xie Lanzhi held the back of his head and deepened the kiss.

Qin Shu lost control of being kissed, and his body reacted.Xie Lanzhi kissed him while trying to help him as before.Qin Shu dodged his hand, gasped slightly and said, "Brother, shall we...do it to the end this time?"

Xie Lan was stunned, and chuckled lightly, "Are you ready this time?"

Qin Shu nodded boldly, "Ready."

"Aren't you afraid? It's said that it will hurt." Xie Lanzhi still remembered how Qin Shu cried after being burned last time.

Qin Shu put his arms around Xie Lanzhi's neck, "If it was you, I... I can bear it." As long as he sees Xie Lanzhi's face, he can bear any pain.

Xie Lanzhi closed his eyes, "Qin Shu, you are really capable." You can tease him like this.

"Do it brother, if you don't know how, I'll teach you."

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows, "You will?"

"Although I have no practical experience, I have a wealth of theoretical knowledge."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Okay, teach me."

Qin Shu's eyes lit up, and he was about to preach and receive his vocation, when he heard Xie Lanzhi say, "Next time, tell me what I should do."

Qin Shu thought he heard it wrong: "Next time?"

Xie Lanzhi calmly said, "You're about to take a few hours on the plane to go to the beach, it's not a good time to torment you."

Qin Shu was stunned.He delivered it all to the door, but Xie Lanzhi didn't want it? !

Qin Shu hesitated to speak, "Brother, you..."

"Say."

Qin Shu asked cautiously: "Aren't you, you can't."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Remember what you just said."

Qin Shu, who was not satisfied, was full of displeasure.Xie Lanzhi was about to drive him to the airport, when Hehe asked in the group if anyone wanted to carpool to the airport, and the two took her along.

Hehe was full of joy, thinking that she was going to eat all the candy all the way, and she was ready to drown in the sea of ​​candy, but she didn't expect that the atmosphere was a bit wrong when she got in the car.She worried the old lady's heart and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Of course, Qin Shu would not mention his desire and dissatisfaction. "I'm going to be in a long-distance relationship, and I'm not happy." This is the truth, and it is also the root cause of his depression.

"That's it?" Hehe exaggerated, "Do you know how to write the word 'contentment'? The CP you knocked on has come true, and you have a fairy boyfriend. Are you still not happy? Then I can just jump out of the car." gone."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Don't jump on my car."

"Don't mention my CP," Qin Shuyou complained, "I'm already off the fan."

"Ah?" He He was shocked, "Why?!"

Qin Shu waved his hand and looked out of the window sadly: "Forget it, life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed."

"...If you say half of what you say, there will be retribution."

No matter how Hehe asked, Qin Shu just kept silent. The three words "reverse CP" are his eternal taboo.

At the airport, Qin Shu and He He went to check-in and check-in respectively.Hehe got it done first, and while Qin Shu was away, he asked Xie Lanzhi: "Isn't his CP HE? Why did he lose his life like this? It can't be reversed."

Xie Lanzhi: "Hehe."

Seeing that Xie Lanzhi didn't deny it, Hehe exclaimed: "Fuck?! Chucheng is actually...! Fuck, bum, bum!"

It took Hehe a minute to accept this fact, and said sympathetically, "What a miserable Qin Shu, what a strong Qin Shu, if it were me, I would have collapsed a long time ago."

"He broke down." Xie Lanzhi said, "It took a little effort to calm him down."

As one of the people who could understand Qin Shu's mood, He He sighed: "It's really sad to hear it, and weep when I see it. I have a way, maybe I can help him out of the shadows."

Xie Lanzhi asked, "What way?"

"Look at it."

When Qin Shu finished the formalities and came back, He He said casually, "By the way, I met Xu Ning and Chu Cheng when I was shopping yesterday."

Qin Shu's chest choked: "Hello—"

"I just saw them using that shared height and weight scale. Guess what, Xu Ning is actually one centimeter taller than Chu Cheng!"

Qin Shu: "!!!"

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