I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Xie Lanzhi did what he said, and used his actions to prove how important it is to have a boyfriend by his side when he is against CP.

He told Qin Shu to relax, but Qin Shu couldn't relax at all.Even if they have done similar things before, even if they are in the most private home, not even in unusual places like sofas, kitchens, balconies, he is not unfamiliar with the bed under him-only the object is This point of Xie Lanzhi is unbelievable enough.Fireworks exploded in his mind, not to mention "Ning Cheng" against CP, he even forgot who Xu Ning and Chu Cheng were.

Covered with a thin duvet, Qin Shu curled up in Xie Lanzhi's arms, closed his eyes, and bit his lips forbearance.

Xie Lanzhi kissed the corner of his lips, and said softly: "You are not allowed to bite yourself."

Qin Shu tremblingly said: "Yes, but I can't help it."

"Well, let's kiss then."

Qin Shu opened his mouth meekly, letting Xie Lanzhi kiss him.

In the middle of the kiss, Xie Lanzhi suddenly stopped and looked down at Qin Shu.The elementary school boy's cheeks were flushed from the smoke, and there was still a thin layer of sweat on his forehead. Feeling his pause, the elementary school boy finally opened his eyes, and called him with blurred eyes: "Brother?"

"Remember what I just said?"

"What, what?"

"I said, I want to try something else." After Xie Lanzhi finished speaking, he grabbed the quilt with his hands and covered his head, smiled at Qin Shu, and lowered his head.

Qin Shu's brain is no longer about frying fireworks, but about hydrogen release/bombs.

"Brother, don't..." Qin Shu wanted to push Xie Lanzhi away, but his hands were limp and placed on Xie Lanzhi's shoulders, as if he was about to refuse.

Qin Shu gave up and raised his hand to cover his eyes.

Not long after, Xie Lanzhi lifted the quilt, and Qin Shu stared blankly at the ceiling, completely unable to believe what happened just now.

Xie Lanzhi took out a few pieces of paper from the bedside and helped Qin Shu sort it out, "I'm going to rinse my mouth."

Qin Shu was in a trance: "Hmm..."

As soon as Xie Lan left, Qin Shu buried his face in the pillow, beating his chest and feet.How could he, how could he "sullimate" Xie Lanzhi - he didn't deserve it!

Although this kind of thing should be more common between couples, especially same-sex couples, but Xie Lanzhi helped him do it, and he felt an inexplicable sense of guilt, feeling that he had seduced/lured the perfect male god to the point of depravity.

When Xie Lanzhi came back, Qin Shu was still thrashing about on the bed.He rubbed Qin Shu's head and said, "The sage is still so energetic during Shishi."

Qin Shu sat up, the corners of his eyes were moist and red, "Brother, let me help you too."

Xie Lanzhi paused for two seconds and said, "Let's talk about it after your heart is healed."

Twenty minutes ago, Qin Shu, who was on the verge of dying for the rebellion against CP, said in a daze, "I'm heartbroken? Do I have any heartache?"

Xie Lanzhi: "..." It turned out to be so easy to coax.

"Let me help you," Qin Shu insisted, "Reciprocity is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation."

Xie Lanzhi stood by the bed, didn't move, and didn't say any more words of rejection.

Qin Shu waited for a while but didn't get his answer, mustered up his courage, moved to the side of the bed, reached out and grabbed Xie Lanzhi's clothes, and pulled him towards him.He didn't have much strength, but he still managed to pull Xie Lanzhi in front of him.He knelt on the bed, closed his eyes, and leaned over.

Xie Lanzhi was still wearing loose home clothes, but Qin Shu didn't take them off on purpose, and it seemed to be good through his trousers - this is often written in Tanmei novels.

Xie Lanzhi looked down at Qin Shu, stretched out his hand to touch the other's cheek, and said hoarsely, "Do you really want to help me?"

Qin Shu looked up at Xie Lanzhi and nodded firmly.

Xie Lanzhi still had that indifferent and handsome appearance, but what he said was: "Open your mouth."

……

Qin Shu started a "healing" life at her boyfriend's house.

On the first day against CP, he was cured by Xie Lanzhi with a special method after he collapsed, and he slept peacefully.

On the second day of rebelling against CP, his heart ached a little, but seeing the snowball he could lick, and he could taste the taste of eating.

On the third day of rebelling against CP, he had a professional exam. Xie Lanzhi helped him set the alarm clock, but he was woken up early in the morning by a magical bell.

"There are tens of thousands of roads, and safety is the first. Irregular driving makes relatives cry; there are thousands of roads, and safety is the first..."

Qin Shu just woke up and his mind was still not working well, he was stunned for a second, fell off the bed with a slap, went to look for Xie Lanzhi without his shoes on. "elder brother--!"

Xie Lanzhi just came back from buying breakfast, saw him running out barefoot, and frowned slightly: "I don't wear shoes."

Qin Shu rushed into Xie Lanzhi's arms, "Oh my god, I was scared to death, I just heard a strange sound!"

Xie Lanzhi put his arms around Qin Shu's waist with his hands that didn't have breakfast, "Is it early in the morning?"

Qin Shu calmed down and figured it out, and asked, "Brother, did you change the ringtone of my alarm clock?"

"Ah."

Qin Shu couldn't laugh or cry: "Why?"

"You're not paying attention when driving."

"But it was just an accident, and I didn't want to." Qin Shu whispered, "And nothing happened."

Xie Lanzhi said lightly: "It's okay if you don't want to listen, just copy the sentences."

"Copy the sentence?" Qin Shu said depressedly, "Then I'd better listen."

"It's just a warning, don't be distracted next time you drive, I don't want to cry."

"Don't worry bro," Qin Shu smiled bitterly, "I remember the lesson. By the way, how much is the repair fee? I'll pass it on to you."

Xie Lanzhi didn't bother to pay attention to this question: "Go wash up and get ready for breakfast."

Qin Shu hid in Xie Lan's house for two days and didn't see Chu Cheng and Xu Ning. The shock of rebelling against CP has faded a lot, which fully shows that although escaping is shameful, it is very useful.He must see Chu Cheng in the examination room today, and he was a little afraid that he would lose his mind.

Xie Lanzhi heard him finish his worries, and said, "Actually, as long as Xu Ning and Chu Cheng are together well, the rest is not important."

Qin Shu sighed, "I understand the truth, but... Forget it, if you don't use CP, you don't understand."

Xie Lanzhi couldn't empathize with her, and didn't try to persuade her anymore. "If you are afraid of collapsing, you can get a vaccination in advance."

"Vaccines?"

"The only thing that can make you forget about them temporarily is..." Xie Lanzhi hugged Qin Shu to the table and gave him a deep kiss. "Stop thinking about them, think about me."

Qin Shu blushed from being kissed, put his arms around Xie Lanzhi's neck and said, "I, I will try my best."

Qin Shu was sent to the examination room by Xie Lanzhi, Chu Cheng arrived earlier than him, and the two students were next to each other, and every time he took the exam, his seat was behind Chu Cheng.

Chu Cheng waved at him, "Here!"

Qin Shu's heart was stymied.He shook his head, forced himself to think about the way Xie Lanzhi bowed his head to kiss him, took a deep breath and walked towards Chucheng.

Chu Cheng looked at him: "Is your mind better?"

"It's no good, the money in the medical insurance is not enough, and he died." Qin Shu was slightly relieved when he heard that his voice was normal.

Chu Cheng smiled and said, "That won't work, you have to be cured if you are sick and bankrupt, otherwise Brother Lan will have to take care of a mentally handicapped person for the rest of his life."

Qin Shu said expressionlessly: "I really want to strangle you to death."

After the exam, Qin Shu and Chu Cheng walked out of the exam room together.Chu Cheng asked, "When do you plan to come back to live?"

"I haven't thought about it yet." Qin Shu squinted at him, "Why, living alone is lonely? Don't you have an old...husband?" When the word "husband" came out, he almost bit his tongue.

"Fuck off, you have a husband! It's so cool to live alone, I wonder how long I can last."

The two went downstairs and saw Xu Ning waiting by the fountain in front of the teaching building.Qin Shu stopped involuntarily, and Chu Cheng who was beside him left a sentence, "Xu Ning and I have an appointment to have dinner together and leave first", then turned into a phantom, passed by him, and went straight to his husband.

Qin Shu: "..." He didn't even ask him if he wanted to go to dinner together. Although he certainly wouldn't poke his eyes, but when he dated Xie Lanzhi in the past, he always brought those two oil bottles with him. It is really the water thrown by the married son.

Qin Shu's phone vibrated, it was Xie Lanzhi who sent a WeChat message.

[Boyfriend: Finished the exam? 】

[Write a love letter: The exam is over. 】

[Writing a love letter: The other children were picked up by their boyfriend, and I was the only one left. 】

【Boy friend:. 】

[Boyfriend transferred 5200 to you. 】

[Boyfriend: Apology gift. 】

[Writing a love letter: Brother, I'm just kidding. 0.0】

【Boy friend:……】

[Boyfriend: Play less tricks and play more with other things. 】

Qin Shu also wanted to play more, but the upcoming exams were quite dense, one after another, and the review time was tight, so Qin Shu had much less energy to think about other things. Happy event.In the busy preparations for the exam, he still has to find time to choose classes for the next semester.

That's right, it's here, the annual course selection battle is here!

For the vast majority of college students, the tragic degree of course selection is comparable to the annual Double Eleven and Spring Festival ticket grabbing.For a while, the whole school was discussing a question: Which elective course is easy to get credits, and which teacher has a low failure rate for compulsory courses.There is also a blacklist circulating on the forum, and the teachers on the blacklist have become scourges in the hearts of the scumbags.In Lu Rulu's words, don't underestimate this blacklist. Behind every name on it is the blood and tears of seniors and sisters.

There is a blacklist, and of course there is also a whitelist. The teachers on the whitelist have a limited number of places, and it is time to fight hand speed. The garbage network in the dormitory is far from enough to stop this battle, so Lu Rulu and Chu Cheng came with their computers. Xie Lan's House is on the Internet.

Xu Ning didn't come, Qin Shu didn't have to witness the rebellious CP showing affection, and escaped for the time being.He asked Chu Cheng, "Why didn't Xu Ning come?"

Chu Cheng said: "Their art department is quite special, it seems that the tutor was determined when he was a freshman."

"Soga."

Xie Lanzhi said calmly, "You don't need to be so big."

"There is no place for you to speak like a god." Lu Rulu looked at the time nervously, "Aside from other things, I must grab swimming lessons for physical education!"

Qin Shu asked curiously, "Why is it swimming class?"

Xie Lanzhi: "The school has regulations. If you don't pass the swimming test, you can't graduate."

Qin Shu: "??? What kind of strange rule is this, do you want us to shoot a free live-action version?"

Lu Rulu thought that he had found his compatriots, and said happily, "You can't swim, too, little love letter?"

"I can." Qin Shu made a breaststroke hand movement, "I can breaststroke."

Lu Rulu's smile gradually disappeared, "Oh, then you can just pick a few random choices in physical education, just be careful not to choose ballroom dancing."

"What about ballroom dancing?"

"A buddy in our class chose ballroom dancing. The teacher asked everyone to bring a dance partner in the first class. You know the ratio of male to female in our college. He couldn't find a girl at all. Later, he forced his roommate to go, capitalized one' awful'."

Qin Shu imagined the scene of two strong men dancing ballroom dancing, and couldn't help shivering.Speaking of the girl, Qin Shu remembered something and asked, "By the way, Brother Yun, did your ex-girlfriend pay you back?"

When Lu Rulu mentioned this, he became angry: "Return the P!"

"Then why did she ask you out?"

Lu Rulu said coldly: "She treats me like a tool, and wants to use me to stimulate that buddy who doesn't like her."

"Oh? Is it the handsome guy we saw on New Year's Day?"

Xie Lanzhi narrowed his eyes.

"That's right. Anyway, my ex-girlfriend treated me all kinds of courtesies in front of him, and that buddy looked at us like idiots... Fuck."

"and then?"

"Then I told my ex-girlfriend to stop talking nonsense and pay back the money quickly-hahaha, you didn't see her expression at that time, two words: very happy."

The author has something to say: Come on, come on, next time it will be real!

感谢在2020-07-1323:24:38~2020-07-1423:14:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade:. . 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xiyue in the sky, [Light] Wei Luli, Jie, and Xuan Jiu;

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