The first beauty overturned

Question: Fellow Taoists, have you ever done anything worth bragging about for a lifetime?

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Me, me, I sneaked into Miss Xiao's fishpond!

Let me start slowly.

This year, the Dragon Lord retreated, and the Four Seas Dragon Palace did not organize to participate in the comprehension conference, but it does not prohibit those who want to come by themselves.

My cousin usually does aquatic business and sells exotic treasures in Mengcheng, so I saved my own travel expenses to come and play.

The day before yesterday I asked how to get to Xiao Dameiren’s fish pond, in fact, it was just a nudge, there is our Dragon Lord in Xiao Yu’s pond, if I really dare to go, the Dragon Lord will not swallow me alive when he leaves the customs!

The past few days have been gatherings, and monks from all over the world gathered. After I went out to play for a while, I went back to the store to help my cousin greet the guests.

The afternoon before yesterday, fellow Taoist Luo Yan came to his cousin's shop and asked, "Are there any koi for sale here?"

Of course, my cousin and I were originally koi carp, and the same family knows the same family best, and the koi sold in the store are the most beautiful and lively!

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan was really satisfied after looking at the goods, picked more than a dozen of different designs, and said he would come to pick them up the next night.

Early the next morning, senior Rong Wei came to the store and asked, "I heard that this is the aquarium store with the most complete range of products in Mengcheng. May I ask if there are koi for sale?"

My cousin and I have picked out the koi ordered by fellow Taoist Luo Yan in advance and kept them in a separate Lingquan bead.

Senior Rong Wei looked at the rest and carefully selected a dozen of them. After thinking about it, he said that he would come to pick up the goods tonight.

After sending off Senior Rong Wei, I went out for a stroll, and when I returned to the shop at noon, I had just eaten when I suddenly saw Young Master Feng walk into the shop.

Things have developed to this point, and I have noticed that it is not easy!

Young Master Feng asked, and sure enough, he also asked if there were any koi!

There are still twenty or thirty koi left in the Bibo Pond, but since they have been selected by fellow Taoist Luo Yan and senior Rong Wei for two rounds, and they haven't had time to add new ones, Young Master Feng is obviously not very satisfied after seeing it.

While picking on the appearance of my poor, uninspired fellow, he reluctantly selected a few. When he saw the crystal vat on the multi-treasure shelf next to it and the pottery vat next to it, he suddenly had an idea and bought a bronze embellished with gold in the shape of an imitation treasure ship. He put the koi in the lotus tank and ordered people to carry the tank and the fish away.

Not long after Young Master Feng left, three beautiful young ladies came to the shop.

The one in red at the front asked, "Brother, do you sell koi here?"

When the three fellow Taoists went to the Bibo Pond to pick koi, my cousin quietly pulled me aside: "What's the matter, why are so many people buying koi today... There shouldn't be any products with koi as the main material in League City." Is it a new dish?"

I comforted my cousin, and turned around to greet the three fellow Taoists. They were not satisfied with the remaining koi, and they didn't like any of them.

Fortunately, there are many accessories in the store that look like koi carp, including pearls, agates, and emeralds.

The three fellow Taoists finally chose a colored glass pendant with double carps, saying that the senior brother would look good wearing it, and that the two koi carps could be disassembled to find a chance to encourage him to give away another wave of melons or something, and they left happily.

There is a lantern festival tonight. After dinner, I went out to watch the lanterns with my cousin’s family of 33 (don’t ask, the question is that we have more children and more blessings!).

It was not too late to come back, thinking about opening the store for a while, maybe we could do a few more orders, so my cousin and I kept the store open.

After opening for a while, a customer came into the store, and the customer asked: "I heard that there are koi here?"

I don't know if you fellow Taoists can imagine what that kind of voice is so cold, the tone is so hard, and it has a murderous air.

I was packing things with my cousin, and we were carrying a box. When the guest opened his mouth, my cousin and I trembled at the same time, and almost dropped the box.

But immediately another voice laughed and said, "You really want me to raise fish?"

...Mother, I'm in love! (cross out)

I swear I don't really have a preference for voices, but I had my back to the door and I couldn't wait to go back and see what the owner of the voice looked like.

I fell in love!

Then I cried and jumped ashore obediently.

From now on, I will be a dead fish with a heartbroken heart. Fellow Taoists may have guessed that yes, the ones who entered the store were fellow Taoist Su Jianchi and the beautiful Xiao Yu.

The two of them should have just come back from the Lantern Festival. Beauty Xiao was holding a colorful cloud chasing the moon lantern in her hand, Su Jianchi didn't bring a lantern, but held a sword in his right hand, and let Beauty Xiao hold the sleeve of his left hand.

Xiao Meiren didn't let go when she entered the store, she looked around at the shelves, Su Jianchi cooperated with him and slowed down: "You haven't been to this store before, watch your way, be careful not to fall."

Xiao Meiren immediately paid attention to the road and tugged at Su Jianchi's sleeve: "You are here with Jianchi."

The cousin smiled when he saw the ornament on Xiao Meiren's waist, and went forward to say hello: "Guest, the glazed ornament on your waist was only sold from our shop in the afternoon. Those three girls are from your same family. At that time, I said that this glass pendant must look good on the senior brothers, and your junior sisters really have discernment."

Xiao Meiren is gentle and gentle: "Shopkeeper, you can really talk. It's because of the beautiful glass pendant that I thought of visiting the store. I was lucky enough to have been to Donghai Huanglongyuan. Your store is smaller than the treasure house of the Four Seas Dragon Palace. But the baby is really no less than there."

Cousin is most proud in his life of his Four Seas Hidden Treasures Pavilion. With a smile on his face, he promised to give Xiao Meiren a [-]% discount on the spot: "It's incomparable, I dare not compare with Longjun Baoku. Hahaha, please come and see Koi, right, this way."

There were not a few good koi left, and Beauty Xiao didn't pick one. Finally, she chose a light blue guppy, put it in a crystal jar, and took it home.

Next, I will talk about how I managed to sneak into Xiao Meiren's fish pond.

The next night, according to the instructions of fellow Taoist Luo Yan and senior Rong Wei, I delivered the koi they ordered to the back door of Xiao's courtyard together.

When I arrived, the two were staring at the back door.

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan: "Let me tell you why you suddenly urged Xiao Yu to sleep at Su's house after patrolling the night tonight."

Senior Rong Wei: "Didn't you also join in?"

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan: "Take your fish back!"

Senior Rong Wei: "I have already greeted the Xiao family, and the pond has already been dug first."

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan: "Coincidentally, I also told the Xiao family that the pond has already been dug!"

The two were silent together, probably because they realized that neither side of the Xiao family would offend and they didn't bother to take care of it, and that it was a bit ridiculous to give two similar koi ponds to Beauty Xiao.

But in the end, Beauty Xiao still received two koi ponds.

The two koi ponds are side by side, like a horizontal gourd, and a small wooden bridge is built at the narrow part in the middle.

It seems that the gourd-shaped koi pond is divided into two by a wooden bridge, but in fact the left and right sides are not connected at all, and the bridge is solid.

I saw that the two were arguing too happily, and didn't notice me at all. After I put the koi into the two ponds, I changed back to my original shape and lived in the ponds.

I don't have any bad intentions, but when I went to help stock the fish, I saw the lotus tank bought by Feng Shaocheng under the eaves of the courtyard.

There is a blue porcelain bowl containing fish food beside the lotus tank. There is no fish food left in it, but I can smell the fragrance!

This kind of special fish food, when my cousin got married 49 years ago, was used as a big dish to entertain the same clan at the wedding banquet. Only the seniors have this preferential treatment. It really tastes great and is good for aquarium cultivation. I have eaten that once, and I really really really want to eat it! ! ! QWQ

If it wasn't for the fear of attracting the attention of the two people next to me, I would really like to lick that bowl! TAT

I stayed in the pool until dawn. When Beauty Xiao came back, she saw the two koi ponds with an expression of seeing through the truth.

Xiao Meiren: "Although thank you very much, but... this is another courtyard. I only come to live here every 30 years when I participate in the cultivation conference. After a few days, everyone will go back. What about these koi?"

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan: "..."

Senior Rong Wei: "..."

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan: "What's the matter, go back to Xiao's house and dig two more ponds to raise these fish."

Senior Rong Wei: "I will have someone come over to take care of me on a regular basis."

Xiao Meiren smiled and said, "Why did you dig two ponds? Didn't it mean that you agreed to give me a gift together? Anyway, they are all koi, so we can't raise them together?"

Fellow Daoist Luo Yan who slipped his tongue: "..."

Beauty Xiao poked fellow Taoist Luo Yan on the cheek: "Who said that Jiao Jin is too naive to bother doing boring things?"

Senior Rong Wei made up his mind: "I said last night that we could keep them together, but Luo Yan insisted that I return the fish. My pond was dug, and he insisted on digging another one, and his pond was bigger than mine. "

Finally, the moment I was most looking forward to came!

Beauty Xiao went into the house and came out to feed the fish with fish food!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Beauty Xiao is super generous, I enjoyed it so much, I don't want to swim anymore, I want to turn over my belly and float on the water to bask in the sun! (etc!)

If I could, I would like to be Xiao Meiren’s fish for the rest of my life, but it’s obviously impossible_(:з」∠)_

Beauty Xiao found me right away, and after Senior Rong Wei and Fellow Daoist Luo Yan left, he fished me out of the pond.

Xiao Meiren has a really good temper, I thought I would be scolded, but he chatted with me very normally, knowing that I was not angry, and he was a little sorry to say that his situation is not convenient for me.

But he doesn't care if I insist.

I dare not persist, dare not persist, unless I want to be fried, fried, steamed and braised by the big guys.

But the special bait is really delicious! QWQ

Beauty Xiao saw that I was really greedy for his family's fish food, so she couldn't help laughing (Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)).

He asked me to wait in the pool, walk away for a while, and come back with the red-clothed nun I met in the store.

So, now I am the exclusive koi of Xiao Meiren's junior sister in red!

Junior Sister Hong Yi took me to my cousin's store and asked me to choose a fish tank I like!I was finally able to replace the small broken white porcelain vat that had been in existence for more than 200 years with the bluestone water lily vat that I have been thinking about for a long time!

Sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and eat all you can with special bait!

I must be fat.

worry.

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Huize Xiao's Hongwei: ... Let me just say, why did senior brother suddenly ask me this morning if I want to raise a koi? ? ? ? ?

Tong Qian-Tian Shui Wenxin No. [-]: Laughing to death, the hard core smuggled the hard core into the pond, really raising fish!

Tong Qian replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei: It's okay, the koi is a blessing, especially this kind of successful cultivation. The more powerful ones are simply moving Fuwa.You see, this fellow daoist can successfully turn the temporary meal into a permanent meal, this luck is really extraordinary!Raise it well, you are the most beautiful carp in the cultivation world!

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Tong Qian:? ? ? ?

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Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Damn it!Luan Shan Yiyun has just released a new outfit, and I have won the qualification to buy a limited edition of only [-] sets! ! !

Tong Qian replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei:? ? ? ? ?

Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Damn it!Brother also hit.But Sect Master Luanshan Yiyun said, senior brother's doesn't count, they have left a customized set for senior brother, one for men and one for women, and they don't accept spirit stones.The qualifications drawn by the seniors can be donated to the seniors at will!

Tong Qian replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei:! ! !

Chunxi replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei:! ! ! ! !

Ying Xiangfeng replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Fellow Daoist, can you give your koi as a gift?

Jinyu replied to Ying Xiangfeng: Don't beat me if you don't have a special match!

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