The first beauty overturned

Question: What do you think of the latest notice of Sihai Zangzhen Pavilion and the latest notice board of Mengcheng Moat Tianhe?

Sihai Zangzhen Pavilion Moyuan's latest announcement on April 90, [-]: "The ornamental koi carp in this store has been sold out and is being purchased, please wait patiently; tools, and even the hue to lure the owner and his family members. Please purchase pet koi through legitimate channels, thank you."

The moat Tianhe Moyuan updated the announcement on April 90, [-]: "The waters of the moat Tianhe are the residences of the red carp and green carp demon clan friends. There are no koi! Again, there are no koi! Please do not enter the water again Catch! Once the guards receive a complaint, they will impose a fine of [-] spirit stones on each fellow daoist who violates the prohibition, and confine them for three days!"

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Tong Qian - Tianshui Literary Heart No. [-]:

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I laughed so hard, Beauty Xiao came out to be beaten!

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Huize Xiao's Hongwei:

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? ? ?No, you should be sober, what good is raising a broken fish?

In addition to eating and sleeping, I suspect that the pigs I raise are pigs that can only swim!When I saw Senior Brother Xiao Yu, I became a licking dog in seconds, a koi!Koi!He was splashing water and wagging his tail!Head sticking out of the water, dangling, begging to be stroked by senior brother!

It's not over yet!This guy not only flatters Senior Brother Xiao Yu, but when Qing Qiang came to sit down with me, this pervert started acting like a dog again. Although he wasn’t as enthusiastic as when he was treating Senior Brother, he still performed the koi out of the water patter, begging Touch your head!

I want to touch him and he dives with a flick of his tail, get it, I don't deserve it. (Smile)

If it wasn't for my brother asking me to take care of him, I would eat grilled koi tonight!

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Jin Yu-Hui Ze Xiao's Fortune Fish: I'm not a pervert, I just want to express my affection to beauties.Fellow Daoist Hongwei, don’t underestimate yourself, your appearance is not bad, but I like the kind of beauties who are amazing at first glance and look good at the second glance. Living in a tank and looking at you from the bottom up, some angles are also...

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Jin Yu: Shut up! ! !

Tong Qian replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Qing Qiang was the woman who was caught by that extraterrestrial demon with nine wives back then. What did that lecherous ruffian say when he saw the beautiful Xiao Xiao later?By the way-"Although I have never tried a man, if you kneel down and beg me, I don't mind making an exception", you should also be sober, don't compare yourself to the two of them~

Huize Xiao Hongwei replied Tong Qian: Ah ah ah, you shut up too!

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Question: What do you think of the warning issued by the League City Miaofa Hall that there will be an extraterrestrial demon coming in the near future?

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Jin Hongli-It's not koi eyes rolling around:

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Thank you for your invitation, as a casual cultivator of the monster clan, and I live in the League City, let me share my opinion.

The extraterrestrial demons are coming again!

Oh.

To be fair, I'm almost six hundred years old this year. It's not uncommon for creatures like extraterritorial celestial demons to appear once every two or three hundred years, and to appear once every ten or so years in recent decades!

And even though they are called demons, most of them are not as scary as those gangsters in the Demon Sect.

In fact, the inhabitants of other worlds in the Great Thousand World accidentally wandered into our place.

It's a bit pitiful to think about leaving home all the way.

According to ancient records, the very dangerous extraterrestrial demon only appeared twice.

The first one wanted to annex us and led his world to fight us for 200 years, and was later killed by the first suzerain of Tianshui Wenxin Academy.

The second one is more miserable. I don’t know what happened in the original world. When we were discovered, we were covered in blood and there was no good flesh on our body.After waking up, he also has some mental problems. When he is sober, he is said to be a pretty good person, but when he is insane, he will start killing wildly, and he is still suppressed under the Su Family Jiange.

Apart from these two, there were no other notable characters.

For example, the one who married nine wives ten years ago, who threatened to conquer the world and bring all the beauties into his harem, was easily hung up and beaten by Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu.

For example, the recent Yin Hong is still in the prison of Mengcheng.

For example, the elusive Nightmare giant, although it is difficult to catch, but they will let you have a good dream, do not do any bad things, and it looks like a long-haired short-legged puppy, a little bigger than a palm, so cute and cute.

Besides, our cultivation here belongs to cultivation, because the road to heaven collapsed and there is no mention of ascension. The major sects at the apex are already actively trying to contact other worlds to find a way to break through the predicament.

The Miaofa Hall has also detected this warning, and the opposite is a cultivation world similar to ours.

There are many hermit seniors sitting in the city of Meng, besides, it coincides with the period of the Cultivation Conference, and elites from various sects gather here.

My fellow clansmen and I feel that the problem is not a big deal, and things are going on as usual in the League City.

Compared with the extraterrestrial celestial demons, the group of sand sculptures who always come to moat Tianhe to point at our red carp and call koi are more annoying (smile).

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Benefit Xiao Zongyuan:

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Su Jianchi is also in League City?

That was a coincidence.

The Su family should be optimistic about people, who knows if the extraterrestrial demon that descended this time has something to do with the one under your Jiange.

The old one is a bloodthirsty madman who can go mad, who knows if the young one has inherited the same madness.

Right now, Mengcheng is indeed heavily guarded, but it is a pity that the defense against external enemies cannot prevent internal ghosts.

If there is really another group of lunatics, the old ones bring the young ones to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors, we will be all over.

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Jinyu-Huize Xiao's lucky fish:? ? ?what does it mean?

Tong Qian replied to Jin Yu: Oh, the casual cultivators and the Yaozu may not be very clear about it. Su Jianchi was adopted by the Su family, and his father was the extraterritorial demon suppressed by the Jiange of the Su family.

Lu Shu replied to Tong Qian:? ! ! !

Hui Ze Xiao Shiyu: Xiao Zongyuan, do you have the guts to say it again?

Hui Ze Xiao's Zongyuan: Just say it, Xiao Yu, you don't know what your last name is because of the good looks the Xiao family has given you these years?Oh yes, you didn't know it, you were also picked up.You and Su Jianchi are a perfect match, a pair of orphans and bastards.

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Question: Xiao Yu injured Xiao Zongyuan. As a child adopted by the Xiao family, Xiao Yu injured the descendant of the Xiao family's clan who is rooted in Zheng Miaohong (Xiao Zongyuan's grandfather is the right elder of the Xiao family). Is the problem serious and what kind of punishment will he receive? ?

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Favored by Xiao Shiling:

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Fuck you!Xiao Zongyuan is a fool!If you want me to say that senior brother has a very good heart, it is better to kill him than to kill him directly!

Isn't it amazing that grandpa is the right elder? !Senior brother is still the direct descendant of Elder Zuo!What happened to the adopted ones!Apart from me, the top three in the Xiao family list, senior brother and senior sister Qing Qiang are all adopted? !

Counting the top five, Junior Sister Hongwei and Junior Sister Xiaorong are also adopted daughters?

Among the remaining five people, there are only two direct descendants, and the rest are collateral descendants.Xiao Zongyuan is a good-for-nothing who can't even make it into the top ten, and senior brother gave him face just by looking at him, and want the Xiao family to punish senior brother for him?

He deserves it too? ? ?

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Huize Xiao's Qing Qiang: I don't deserve it.

Xiao Ding-Xiao Shi: Hehe, I don't deserve it.

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Xiao Ding: Elder Zuo? ! ...It turns out that the teachers will really spy on our chat screen...

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Su Liangyue-Xinzhaizong:

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Thank you.

Let me talk about the conclusion first, Xiao Yu will not be punished, but Xiao Zongyuan should be in big trouble.

Most fellow Taoists may not know much about the situation of the Xiao family and our Su family. Unlike Huang Tianxuechuan and Tianshui Wenxin Academy who openly recruit disciples every ten years, the way the Xiao family and the Su family have always recruited new disciples has always been adoption.

Both of them have special nursery halls, which adopt displaced children from various places every year.

After the child grows up, if he is favored by the elders in the clan, he will be recorded in his name and his surname will be changed at the same time.

The surname is not just changed, it is officially listed on the family tree!

For example, Senior Brother Su Jianchi is recorded in the previous Jiange Zhangge, which is also under the name of the current suzerain. No matter who his biological father is, according to my Su family's genealogy, Senior Su Jianchi is the suzerain's biological son!

Xiao Yu is recorded in the Xiao family under the name of Xiao Ding, the elder of the left. Senior Xiao Ding has never married, and the selection of disciples is extremely strict, and only Xiao Yu is the direct heir.

(According to the habits of our two families, it is actually called Lao Lai De Zi) (strike out)

Senior Xiao Ding has a very high seniority and is the uncle of Elder You.

Xiao Zongyuan is the grandson of Elder You.

In other words, according to the genealogy, Xiao Yu is actually of the same generation as Elder You. When Xiao Zongyuan saw him, he wanted to call him uncle.

The grandson scolded the uncle, and the uncle beat the grandson, isn't that justified? (dog head)

Not to mention that Xiao Zongyuan not only scolded Xiao Yu, but also our elder brother.

The two families have been friends for so many years, and now an ignorant grandson of your Xiao family speaks rudely to our suzerain's only son. Since his uncle has taught him a lesson, we don't care about his uncle's face.

What, you want to punish uncle and grandpa?

Then we think it's not enough for your little grandson to be beaten up, why don't you hand him over and let everyone in the Su family beat him up?

No kidding, I'm serious.

Your direct descendants of the Xiao family reject Beauty Xiao so much, so hurry up and send him to our Su family, you can ask for whatever dowry gift you want! (rubbing hands expectantly)

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Huize Xiao Shiling: Get out!

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Question: Life and life -saving, the sisters of the Tianshui Courtyard, I, I, I, I eat Uncle Rong Xiao and Xiao Yu. The descendant of the devil and his clingy little bamboo horse...

Today Xiao Meiren came to borrow books from my junior uncle, and when my junior uncle went to pick up the books, I couldn't help asking him secretly: "Who does he like more, my junior uncle or Su Jianchi?"

I was heard by my uncle! ! !

What to do, what to do, sisters!Is there any help for me? QQ

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Tong Qian - Tianshui Literary Heart No. [-]:

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Before reading the description, I thought it was asking for resources.

You can still save others if you eat others, but Su Jianchi really can't.

The little uncle saw that any rival in love was calm, so he felt sour on Su Jianchi.

Why, you see you said it yourself, "sticky little bamboo horse".

Xiao Damei is extraordinarily well-behaved in front of Su Jianchi, it's really not just talking.

Sisters, there is an enemy here, let's bury her in a glorious way!

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Chun Xi-Tian Shui Wen Xin Yuan: Have you forgotten that you are also a traitor who eats phoenix?

Ying Encounter-Wan Beast Palace: So, what about Miss Xiao's answer?

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