Waking up every night is a new world

The little prince in front of him is actually the child version of the male god who always wants to cut himself off every time he appears on stage.

After wiping his face, Xu Zhemin concluded painfully: Actually, this is a ghost story.

Every time I go around, I have to see the male god in my dream, and there are some stories without beginning and end, which are sometimes absurd and ridiculous.Can you stop dreaming if you don't agree with each other, system!

【No, give the host a chance to be ashamed! ] The system answered as it should.

Xu Zhemin didn't speak, and continued to bow his head in thought.

"You are my reading companion?" The little prince put down the tome in his hand, which was enough to cover two 5+3 bars, and behind his back, he walked slowly towards Xu Zhemin with the appearance of a little adult.

The corners of Xu Zhemin's mouth twitched. The aura of rushing towards him, the coercion he grew up with is really innate since he was a child?

After folding his sleeves together and saluting politely, Xu Zhemin didn't dare to raise his head.

"Head up."

Xu Zhemin is a little scared right now... he is just a child, but he is also his god! =dish=

"Didn't you have fun peeking just now?" The little prince bent his lips slightly as he leaned closer to Xu Zhemin.

Ma Dan male god, are you really good at Jiang Zi!You are only seven years old, dear!At the age of seven, you can tease me...you have to remember how much you remember!

System: [This sentence should be said to yourself, host. 】

【Shut up! 】Xu Zhemin jumps.

System: [... At least close the corners of your mouth that are about to reach your ears, weren't you scared to death just now? 】

Xu Zhemin: [You can pretend not to see~]

The system thought it would be great if it had hands, so that it could paste the host to the wall with one slap, and it would be impossible to pick it off.

It's a pity that Xu Zhemin didn't hear the voice of the system, otherwise he might not be able to continue to let himself go hahh

"Your name is Zuo Min?" Seeing that Xu Zhemin was about to hang his chin to his neck, the little prince continued to ask without giving up.

"Yes." Xu Zhemin calmed down his heartbeat and replied.

The little prince walked around Xu Zhemin with his hands behind his back, "What do you usually play?"

Xu Zhemin was suddenly in a daze. The male god said he loves learning and can't extricate himself from playing with things. Dear~

"I won't tell the prince that you only know how to read, write, call and draw?" The little prince suddenly leaned close to Xu Zhemin's face, looked at him, and almost touched the tip of his nose.

Xu Zhemin chose to remain silent.

"Tsk, it's really meaningless." Flicking his sleeves, the little prince continued to return to the table.

Turning the pages of the book, the little prince finally waved his hand, "Go on."

After Xu Zhemin saluted, another eunuch came in and took Xu Zhemin out.

On the way back to the place where he stayed, Xu Zhemin asked tentatively: "Trouble me, father-in-law, what does the little prince usually like to play?"

The eunuch stopped in his tracks, glanced down at the little young master of the Zuo Mansion who was slender and handsome under the moonlight, and then sighed deeply, "You don't need to ask too much, you will know it naturally in the future."

The next day was fine, the little prince didn't summon him, and Xu Zhemin was bored at the lodging place. After dinner, he was going to go for a walk to refresh himself, and accidentally found out the truth.

Xu Zhemin, who was dragged into the grass from behind and then beaten up with a cloth bag, was sitting on the messy haystack, his heart was full of turmoil, but he didn't know what to do!

【system……】

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

[The system loves me again! 】

【Call system】

【Dear Da system! 】

[Fake system!Get out of here! ! ! ! 】

[I've found a complaint number...] Xu Zhemin gritted his teeth with a bruised nose and a swollen face with red envelopes all over his head.

[Dear host, what questions do you have? 】

[Who are you, what's the matter with this sudden radio accent? 】Xu Zhemin observed the dark and gloomy surroundings, and suddenly felt a little scared.

[I am version 3.0 of your exclusive system, dear host. 】

[Will you still upgrade? 】The corner of Xu Zhemin's mouth twitched.

[Now that the tasks are getting more and more perverted, and the difficulty of completing them is getting higher and higher, the system update speed should also be accelerated!Dear host, do you have any questions? 】

Rolling his eyes, Xu Zhemin collapsed on the haystack, looking at the moon half covered by dark clouds above his head.

【I'm lost. 】

[Okay, start the navigation. 】

10 minutes later……

[In front is the imperial dining room, which is 500 meters away from the target. 】

15 minutes later……

[The imperial garden is ahead, and the target is still 1000 meters away. 】

Xu Zhemin now has a very strong thought in his mind.

He felt that it was bad enough that he was put in a sack and beaten up, and there was such a fake system that added to the chaos!

On the morning of the third day, the little prince paused for a while while picking up the pen on the paper, and then when he was about to write, an eunuch pushed the door open.

"If you go back to the little prince, the young master Zuo is here."

The little prince glanced up leisurely, and tilted his pen tip slightly, "What's wrong with your face?"

"￥%#@#@@@@#￥￥"

Little prince: ...

The eunuch kneeling on the ground: ...

The air was quiet for three seconds, and the little prince finally broke the silence, "Who hit you?"

Xu Zhemin thought about it carefully, and remembered that it was a girl's voice at that time, "Let you get close to my elder brother, he is mine, mine, mine!"

What happened to Li Mohan, the heroine of Mary Su, who somehow remembered the first mission?

The little prince stared at Xu Zhemin's dazed appearance at this time, and couldn't help but frowned, "Go and check."

The eunuch immediately withdrew upon hearing this.

"Send the imperial physician into the palace."

Xu Zhemin, who was wrapped into a white Kumamon, was in despair.

[System, why is the dream so long this time? 】Facing this boy god who is only seven years old now, he is under a lot of pressure.

Today, I was going to take care of this taciturn Zuo Min, but who knew that someone would take the lead, and the little prince flicked his sleeves, feeling very happy.

The eunuch found a secret guard who was on guard last night, and the secret guard found other secret guards, and asked some passing court ladies and eunuchs. After getting the results, he hurried into the study, and saw the little prince staring at him with a serious face. Young Master Zuo looked tightly wrapped up, and he had an idea in his mind.

After letting young master Zuo go back to rest, the eunuch walked to the side of the young prince and whispered.

After hearing this, the little prince frowned even tighter.

Xu Zhemin, who was dead in the dormitory, was constantly chatting with his upgraded system.

[System Bacteria, hasn't your navigation been updated yet? 】

[Dear host, this is already the latest version. 】

Xu Zhemin turned over, [Nonsense, but, can you add an early warning device for danger, your silence catches me off guard every time!It was agreed to give the host a golden finger!Have you forgotten our promise by the Daming Lake! 】

[Sorry, respected host, that is the agreement between the old system of version 1.0 and you, according to the new regulations of Article 120 of the headquarters: the new system has no mandatory obligation to implement the agreement made by the predecessor or the former predecessor system. measure. 】

Xu Zhemin's face was paralyzed: [Speak human words. 】

[This system does not need to wipe the ass of the previous system...]

Yes, very straightforward.Xu Zhemin: =dish=

[How can I install this alarm system?This time I was put on a sack and beaten up. I always feel that it is not that simple. What if I am thrown directly into a pit next time and buried alive? 】

[Look at the weather~] The system continues to be perfunctory, if you can talk it out, I'll lose!

[Do you think it will be sunny here tomorrow? 】Xu Zhemin turned over again, raising Erlang's legs.

[It might rain. ] The system replied.

[Yes, it's raining too. 】

[Oh, the weather just told me it likes snow. ] The system added.

Xu Zhemin stared at dead fish eyes and began to shake his legs.

So boring, I really want to be XXX

【Dear host, what did you say? 】

Xu Zhemin closed his eyes, [Forget it if you can't hear. 】

【oh. 】The system's tone suddenly became cold.

When Xu Zhemin woke up again.

Four eyes facing each other.

Silence for two seconds.

"Ergou, you didn't wash your face today, didn't you?"

Er Gou held the basin with an expression of disbelief.

"Hey, clean the shit out of your eyes." Xu Zhemin got up calmly after pushing Ergou's dog's head away.

Ah, another beautiful day.

[System, what do you think? 】

【Dear host, it's cloudy today. 】

Xu Zhemin laughed a few times, looked down at his paws covered in white like Kumamoto, and then looked out of the window with a melancholy expression.

When Er Gou, who had cleaned his eyes, reappeared in front of Xu Zhemin, holding a plate of pastries in his hand.

Luscious green...

Ma Dan is so disgusting...

What the hell is this?

"My eye shit! Young master."

"Ouch—" Xu Zhemin, who was successfully nauseated, turned around and ran away, who knew that the door to freedom could not be opened!

Ma Dan, this is actually a ghost story... No, it also has a disgusting element added.

Xu Zhemin suddenly felt that the whole person was not well.

"Have you had a nightmare?" He opened his eyes again, surrounded by white walls, raised his eyes, and saw a chandelier with a metallic streamer texture on it, and he was nestled safely in the arms of the male god.

Xu Zhemin let out a long breath: the painting style...is finally back to normal.

[Dear host, welcome back to the three-dimensional world, now is our third mission release time.Get ready, we're going to start the parsing task. 】

Xu Zhemin calmly stared at the ceiling with dead fish eyes open, and secretly made up his mind: no matter what, the task time this time will have to be prolonged, after all, he still likes to do tasks in this world and flirt with male gods Woolen cloth!

And the most important thing is that you don't have to face Ergou's plate of eye feces in the dream, ah vomit - every time I think about it, I have to vomit... I can't stand it.

Life can't bear the disgusting ah poof.

"What's the matter?" Lou Tien asked again, holding his dazed little military adviser tightly.

"Mr. Lou..."

"Call your name." With a coaxing voice, Lou Duan spoke quietly.

Xu Zhemin: This old-fashioned small talk and domineering president's visual lines are such a thing!Do stupid authors dare to learn from the master's brushwork and create a new one?Dare you!