Waking up every night is a new world

Xu Zhemin rolled his dead fish eyes, then pushed away the male god and got up calmly.

Stretched.

Lou Lin lay sideways on the bed, staring with interest at Xu Zhemin's round belly exposed under half of his shirt.

[The male god is looking at you, respected host~] The system warmly reminded.

Xu Zhemin raised his eyebrows, just look at it, will there be any crisis?I don’t need you, a fake system that’s more clumsy than me when navigating, to remind you huh ╭(╯^╰)╮

next second.

Xu Zhemin, who was carried into the bathroom by the male god who got up suddenly, was in a daze.

Yoyo, male god, what are you doing?

Of course [beep——] you!

[Dear host, can your yy not be so strong?Our control center has felt it...]

Xu Zhemin glanced at himself with dark circles under his eyes. Could it be that his thoughts are really that strong?

It's unscientific.

"Last night when you slept, you moved dishonestly, which made me sweat all over." Lou Lin said with a calm expression, and immediately threw Xu Zhemin into the bathtub.

Xu Zhemin closed his eyes in the spray from the nozzle, and then silently covered his face.

Daring is not about doing something indescribable.But... was completely disgusted by the male god 233333

Hey, life is full of frustration!

Looking at Xu Zhemin, who was huddled into a ball in the corner of the bathtub by the water, looking helpless and cute, cute and cute, the corners of Lou Lin's mouth hooked imperceptibly.

After changing his clothes and washing up, Xu Zhemin walked to the dining table, looked at the breakfast table in front of him, and silently wrote down a note in his small notebook for his male god's skill of making a big meal if there is a disagreement, must be praised!

Sensing the adoring gaze from his little military adviser, Lou Tien picked up the chopsticks with satisfaction, and had breakfast with Xu Zhemin who was obediently sitting across from him.

The scene and atmosphere were once unbelievably harmonious.

=w=

[System, today's poached eggs are delicious...] Xu Zhemin thought about it while eating.

[Dear host, as long as you are happy. ] The system replied abruptly.

[What is our task today? ] When swallowing the last bite of hot dog, Xu Zhemin watched the male god Da Da go out to the company.

The system suddenly said seriously: [Wenzhou Hao pretends to be the manager of the famous actor Ziying. 】

Xu Zhemin: […]

Maybe he hasn't woken up yet, he should go back and sleep again...

[Dear host, your current brain level of sobriety is 97%] The system ruthlessly exposed.

Xu Zhemin covered his ears, [I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen! 】

[Now you are judged to be awake by the control center. ] The system continued to explain.

hehe.Xu Zhemin put on a black suit with a blank face, and then made a face at himself in the mirror who looked like a devil dog, and quickly returned to the state of facial paralysis and dead fish eyes.

[Dear host, there is still half an hour before the return of your male god, please speed up and run with your suitcase, the faster you run, the better! ] The system urged.

Xu Zhemin wiped his forehead and rolled his eyes.

He had never seen such a system for making runaways and escapes so official.

Of course, only his system can do such a crazy thing.

Just a few minutes ago, his home system told him...

[Due to mission constraints, dear host, you must immediately pack your bags and run to occupy the new-style apartment on the second floor that Wenzhou Hao bought a few days ago, house number: 1302. 】

That's ok, the investigation is careful enough.

[Where do I have to live in the future? ] Xu Zhemin asked.

The system remains silent.

【I don’t have a life in which a male god holds me in my arms every night and is sometimes stolen because of falling asleep. I feel like a salted fish. 】

[You can still turn over, respectful host! 】The system suddenly beeped.

[You hold back your words!Also, before speaking next time, remember to remove the exclamation mark you put on for no reason! 】Xu Zhemin jumps.

[Hmph, this is a new function, dear host, I just want to try it out! 】

Dare just pretended to be dead without saying a word, but ran to upgrade his broken function that can't talk to his own host properly!It's unbearable! [Shut up, you can't talk properly because you are so cute all of a sudden! 】Xu Zhemin opened the cabinet and started rummaging through the cabinet to pack his luggage.

Xu Zhemin, who usually stays at home and codes those soft and cute little angels, and doesn't need to dress himself up, is especially thankful that he didn't buy many clothes at this time.Otherwise, how could it be possible to pack your luggage in a few minutes?

【Enemy... Uh no, there are still 15 minutes before the male god arrives at the scene, please start gathering Smecta! 】

Hearing this, Xu Zhemin clutched his chest in great pain, damn the control center, give back his 3.0 system with respectful radio accent!fall!

After two seconds.

The door was closed with a "bang" by Xu Zhemin.

Then, 3 minutes later, the community security guard was sitting in the duty room, and saw a thin, well-fitted young man in a suit, but a little mentally retarded, covering his face tightly, dragging a suitcase and taking small steps (???) and ran out the door quickly. .

security guard:……

If it weren't for the characteristic hair on the top of his head, he was probably the reclusive homeowner who lived on the [-]th floor, and the security guard would definitely rush forward and treat him as a perverted transvestite Uniform and sent to the police station hhh.

Thinking of this, the security guard wiped his sweat, feeling uncomfortable, then lowered his head and took out his mobile phone to continue playing King Pesticide.

He can pretend to be invisible, really.

[The security guard just found you, respected host. 】The system reminded carefully.

Xu Zhemin was very calm, [I appreciate his pretending not to see me. 】

Then he walked to the intersection of the community, raised his hand, stopped a taxi, and drove away.

The taxi driver looked at Xu Zhemin's outfit in the rearview mirror, and then... fell silent for a few seconds, "Brother, are you sure you are going to the newly developed Lvdu apartment on the second ring road?" The driver fiddled Steering the steering wheel, stepping on the pedal, slowly slowing down.

Xu Zhemin nodded.

taxi driver:……

"Brother, let's have a discussion. Can you take off that balled stuff on your face? I, a middle-aged uncle, can't bear your fright. It's not too boring on a hot day..." Sincerely It's the same as the one who came out to rob, even if it wasn't robbed, it's not much different from the Shenjingbing who sneaked out from somewhere hhh

Xu Zhemin lowered his head to play with the snake, and replied: "It's okay, your car has air conditioning."

The taxi driver's eyes widened suddenly, and the corgi's emoji was on his upper body.

Just as the driver was about to say something, Xu Zhemin took out 100 yuan with one hand.

"Speed ​​up a bit, and you won't have to look for money." Xu Zhemin added readily.

The driver was stunned for a moment, then noticed it for a while, confirmed that it was real money, smiled and stopped talking, and immediately stepped on the accelerator to speed up.

After a team battle, Xu Zhemin, who was greedy for snakes, leaned his head on the back seat of the taxi with a satisfied face, and said with emotion: [System, money is really a good thing! ] Make the noisy middle-aged taxi driver shut his mouth every minute.

【Dear host, as long as you are happy~】

[Would you be happy to give you money to shut you up? 】Xu Zhemin said such a sentence suddenly.

System: [...Dear host, our system is just a bunch of data, so we don't need money to modify Smecta...]

Don't talk so noble, okay?Xu Zhemin rolled his eyes and got out of the car.

Looking at the towering new apartment in front of him, and then glanced at the sign next to it: "Lvdu Apartment", Xu Zhemin walked in with his suitcase.

"Wait, stop!" The security guard in the duty room of Lvdu Apartment pushed open the door and ran out from inside, with a sturdy figure standing in front of the thin Xu Zhemin.

Hehe, Xu Zhemin laughed a few times in his heart, and then asked, 【How is the system broken now? 】

[Don't worry, respectful host~ I have prepared a bunch of fake IDs for you...]

Xu Zhemin's tightly packed eyes revealed two eyes, and his face suddenly brightened, 【Where is it? 】

[On your face. 】

Xu Zhemin: ...

Taking a deep breath for a few seconds, Xu Zhemin opened Baotou's equipment under the watchful eyes of the security guards. From the unfolded interlayer, he fumbled out an ID card, a household registration certificate, a real estate certificate, a land certificate and a...

[System, how did you stuff me with such a bunch of things in such a short period of time? 】

The system plays dead.

The security guard watched Xu Zhemin take out such a pile of things calmly, helped his chin that was so surprised that it almost fell off, waved his hand, and opened the folding door again, gesturing to Xu Zhemin who showed a delicate and handsome face with a paralyzed face go in.

The elevator stops on the thirteenth floor.

A young woman with brown wavy hair wearing a black super mask covering most of her face walked past Xu Zhemin who came out of the elevator, and then walked into the elevator on [-]cm high heels.

【Dear host, you just met the heroine Marysu of this mission. 】

Xu Zhemin: ...

Is his luck very good, why every time he goes out and meets someone who is either a male lead or a female lead, the difficulty of completing the tasks released by this system is also the minimum configuration!

No, in order not to return to the dream and be cut off by the male god in the dream, Xu Zhemin decided to deliberately slow down the completion of the task, so his first step was to use a thousand ways to skillfully avoid the heroine...

[Dear host, our control center has sensed your thoughts~] The voice of the system returned to the radio, but it carried a strong sense of threat.

Xu Zhemin: 【I have special skills and the correct way to open it. 】

System: [hhh respectful host, let's hurry up and confirm the identity of you, Wenzhou Hao, the manager of the famous actor. Now, after calculating the data, your male god should have almost returned home. He found out the consequences of your disappearance. and anger value...]

Xu Zhemin: [... After I successfully impersonate Wenzhou Hao, can I have a life safety guarantee? 】

System: [Yes dear...]

[Ma Dan go to your Taobao pro! 】

[As long as you change into another identity, such as Wenzhou Hao, and don't let the male god with a high anger value find you, your life is not in danger for the time being, baby! 】

[Go to your son! 】Xu Zhemin silently supported his forehead, and then walked quickly to the door with house number 1302.

Unexpectedly, the door opened at this time.

A short brown-haired young man in a suit and leather glasses wearing gold-rimmed glasses came out of it.

Xu Zhemin stared at him silently for three seconds.

The young man's expression changed slightly, and after three seconds of silence, he raised his finger and hooked the bangs in front of his forehead, "I'm so handsome today!" But who put a mirror in front of his door?

When Xu Zhemin heard the young man say this, there seemed to be sweat on his forehead, what about your face?Did you wash it off when you washed your face?

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Next, the stupid author will be angry when he returns! 【Grip】