The president who was provoked back then is back

Half an hour before the bonfire started, the venue was sparsely populated, but when Su Tian and the three of them came out, the venue was already full of men and women sitting around the barbecue table, and it was extremely lively.

"Wow, so much meat... wait, am I blind or something, this thing is tuna??"

"Tsk, the poor are just ignorant, it's just tuna, what's the big deal."

The mouth is disgusted but the hand is still moving. After roasting, put the strip on the hand of the person who just spoke expressionlessly: "Eat it, hum."

Blowing kisses: "Wow~"

The ears are red: "What the hell! Shameless!"

Then I toasted one after another and threw it in the man's hand in exchange for the sound of meh and hugs.

Maybe the essence of human beings is really fragrant.

Tue

Su Tian and the three randomly found a place to sit down, and Aaron smacked his lips when he heard the movement not far away: "Where is the dog abuse?"

Su Tian replied, "It's okay, it's okay."

Aaron asked: "How do you sound like you're used to it?"

Mo Yuyi skewered fish: "There are dozens of couples born here every year, just get used to it. Besides," he threw the skewers on the barbecue table, "the real dog abuse hasn't started yet."

Aaron: Huh? "

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of "Bump one!".

All the men and women in the venue looked up.

Countless fireworks bloom from high above, bustling and charming, brilliant and gorgeous.

Immediately afterwards, the colored lights suddenly flashed, and two boys in evening gowns stood on the stage.

"Hi freshmen, we are the hosts of this bonfire event, so let's not talk nonsense one by one"

"Welcome freshmen to return to Morton College after a wonderful military training!"

The two hosts welcomed the freshmen present with words that seemed to be okay but felt that there was something wrong, and clapped their hands.

Host No. 1: "Although you may have lost your hair, lost your hair, and lost your appearance, you have learned to unite and persevere!"

Host No. 2: "Although you may still be single and you can only watch others show affection, but you have learned to close your eyes and ears and not hear what's going on outside the window!"

Off the field: "Call_"

Aaron asked in a low voice, "Say something like that on this occasion?"

Su Tian was not surprised: "Morton College is different from other schools. Students do everything by themselves. In other words, as long as it is not illegal, everything is free."

The two hosts ignored the shouts from the audience.

"The welcome bonfire event for freshmen is an annual big event at Morton College! Barbecue, stage performances, and watching young ladies and brothers are all three!"

"Our goal is to eat the best barbecue one by one, watch the best show, and talk about the best love!!"

"Not much nonsense, now we will start our first performance - belly dance!"

The group of men shouted in disorder: "Wow oh oh oh oh!"

Then a group of men came on stage.

There was a moment of silence.

Screaming at the group of men: "Call one"

The eyes of the group of girls lit up: "Wow oh oh oh oh!"

The music sounded, Aaron looked up, and then covered his face: "Mom, hot eyes."

"Don't watch it if you have hot eyes. What kind of a man is it to secretly watch it?" Su Tian skillfully manipulated the barbecue grill, "The next show will be the people from the street dance club. I think the audience will go crazy."

Mo Yuyi: "But I'm still looking forward to today's third program."

Su Tian: "Hey."

Aaron: "??"

During the conversation, the belly dancer had already left the stage, and the host came up: "The last performance was really wonderful, and the enthusiasm and generosity conveyed by the audience made people feel proud!"

Male compatriots in the audience: "Call one by one"

The host didn't change his face: "After the gay performances, it's time for our lesbians to perform! Next, let's invite the female hip-hop dance team!"

Aaron was confused: "Did I hear wrong?"

Su Tian didn't even raise her head: "Their team name was randomly selected after the quarrel failed. But even though the name is like this, well, you will know when it comes out."

Aaron looked up.

Five girls in dark shorts, smoky makeup, and big black earrings and rings walked onto the stage.

"Hey, Babies," the girl walking in the front raised her hand, tilted her head and curled her lips, her eyes were haughty, and she looked down at the audience as if she was looking down on ants.

She lowered her bass, her voice was charming and seductive, full of confusion and temptation.

"Cheer for us."

As soon as the voice fell, the explosive music sounded!

They began to dance, the dance steps were fast and carefree, bold and unrestrained.

Everyone is using their own steps to show enthusiasm and wantonness, youth and vigor.

They use dance to express their inner turmoil and show their pride and pride.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

"Wow oh oh oh oh!!"

"Goddess Ho Ho Ho!!"

"So handsome!!"

The audience cheered continuously, but the music suddenly stopped.

The scene suddenly seemed to be shut down.

"Hey, Baby, do you have a desire?" The girl in front asked with narrowed eyes.

"Do you yearn for freedom?"

"Are you eager to stand on this stage, stand in the center of the stage, and let the world see your performance and cheer for you?!"

The girl hooked her lips, smiled evilly, and glanced rebelliously.

The music sounded again!

"Babies."

The four of them dispersed behind the girl, showing off their hip-hop skills along with the singing.

The girl stood in the center, with her right hand stretched out to the people off the stage, her posture was lazy, her tone was loose, but her words were clear.

"Hip-hop club, welcome to those of you who have stage dreams and want to be free and unrestrained."

The voice just fell.

"Ahhhhh!!"

The screams of the boys and girls shook the sky, and then a man rushed up from the audience, holding a bunch of blue enchantresses in his hands, and knelt down on one knee.

The site shut down again.

"Jiang Li, I love you!"

shouted the man, and held up the flowers.

He looked up at the girl, his voice stammered a little at this time, "You, can you accept my pursuit?"

The girl named Jiang Li raised her eyebrows.

Seeing that Jiang Li was silent, the man's Adam's apple twitched slightly, and said softly: "If, if you don't accept it, then, then, it's congratulations on your happy performance. Can you accept it?"

Aaron asked in a low voice: "Wrong, what do you think will happen?"

Su Tian: "Tsk tsk."

Mo Yuyi: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Aaron: ""

On the stage, Jiang Li knelt on one knee and whispered something in the man's ear.

Then he stood up, took one out of a bunch of blue enchantresses, waved his hand and led the other four girls off the stage gracefully.

The man's face flushed red: "Oh hoo!"

The man under the stage discussed: "Wait for him to come down and quietly beat him up, especially in the face!"

Response from men and women: "Good!"

Aaron: "I remember you saying that dozens of couples are born here every year..."

Mo Yuyi: "Hmph."

Su Tian: "Tsk."

Aaron understands: "Single dog carnival courtship activities."

After a pause, I suddenly remembered: "You said that you are looking forward to the third program, so..."

The two hosts came to the stage, and one of them said: "Although I don't know if the boy just now has left the team of single dogs, congratulations for the time being."

One by one, let me tell you that I will laugh at you haha. "

Applause from the audience continued!

Host: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense, the hip-hop club has finished its performance, and the third show is about to start! This show is a bit special, we have to start from the scene

Draw ten people to come on stage, five men and five women, five men and five women! "

All the men in the audience were so excited: "Wow!!"

Aaron: "Fuck! Blind date meeting?"

The host snapped his fingers, and ten lights of different colors were turned on, shooting random shots off the stage.

The host cleared his throat and coughed lightly: "Then now, I'll count to three, two, one, and the person photographed will go on stage!"

Mo Yuyi looked down at the phone, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

Host: "Three!"

Ten lights stopped.

One of them spanned thousands of people at the scene, covering Su Tian's entire body.

Aaron: ""

Mo Yuyi: "Pfft."

Su Tian was holding the beef skewers in his hand, and raised his head in bewilderment when he noticed that the color of the beef had turned green.

Host: "Congratulations to the ten people!! Come on stage, everyone dear!" The other nine people stood up, the host saw Su Tian who was still, and pointed at Su Tian.

He, "Yes, you are green! Come on, come up quickly."

Su Tian: Green your uncle.

Aaron and Mo Yuyi: "Hahahahaha."

Ignoring the gloating of the two people around him, Su Tian stood up and walked onto the stage.

At this time, the other nine people had already expired, Su Tian looked up sideways, then moved three steps with shaking legs and bumped into the host.

Host: "So now?"

Su Tian ignored the host with a stiff face, stammered and said to the man who was looking at him, "You you you... How are you?"

Lu Yuchu said, "Come here."

There were whispers in the audience, some girls covered their mouths, hehehe, I don't know what they are talking about.

Su Tian walked slowly to Lu Yuchu's side, and looked down at the shoes.

Host 1: "It seems that the two know each other. It seems that this game will be very interesting. Let's explain the rules of the game without further ado!"

Host 2: "I guess you already have a feeling when it comes to five men and five women, that's right! This time the game will be divided into groups of two! Now! The lights are on again, and two people with exactly the same lights come together one by one You can hold hands with each other!"

Ten lights of the same color were lit up on the ten people's heads, and after five or six seconds, the host stopped!

Audience: "Wow oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

Mo Yuyi and Aaron rolled over their stomachs in sync: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Su Tian remained silent.

Lu Yuchu was also silent.

The green light hit their heads directly, dyed their hair emerald green, and enveloped their entire bodies!

Two men with green lights flashing all over their bodies looked at each other.

When they looked at each other, they found that the other person's face was green.

Host No. 1 summed it up in time: "It's like a green angel living in a green forest!!"

The host No. 2 took over in time: "It is shining with emerald green and holy light that can poke people's eyes!!"

The audience cheered: "Wow oh oh oh oh oh!!"

Su? Xiaojiao's wife? Tian: It's getting dark, let the host go bankrupt.

Lu? Ba Zong? Yu Chu: It's getting cold, let the host go bankrupt.

The two reached a consensus.

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Confession Bai Qianyun little angel qaq, I love you

What is Gagen?I do not know.

Maybe the essence of human beings is cooing (playing dead.jpg)

Then it's time for Mr. Lu and Su Jiao.

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