The president who was provoked back then is back

Host No. 1: "Okay, now that we have divided into groups, let's introduce the content of the game now!"

Host No. 2: "The name of the game is: Role Playing Love Party! Yes! You heard it right, Role Playing Love Party! M

Su Tian said shit, and then raised his fingers to him and Lu Yuchu: "Wait a minute! There are two men here!"

Number 1 looked at him and Lu Yuchu: "Oh."

That voice sounds like hypocrisy, how it sounds like schadenfreude.

No. 1: "Life is so capricious that you can give you critical damage at the most unexpected moment!"

Su Tian: "...so?"

No. 2: "So accept the baptism of love in reality, boy!"

The audience was hahaha.

What else did Su Tian want to say, the host No. 1 quickly said: "Okay, then the two people with the same color lights will face each other! Those who don't follow the instructions need to

Accept the punishment. "

No. 2 continued: "Of course the punishment is not a big deal, it's just cleaning the whole school including the toilets!"

Su Tian: "..."

Morton College covers an area of ​​about 2000 square meters.

Scan the whole school once. This sentence can be translated as death once.

Host No. 1 clapped his hands: "Hurry up! Three, two, stand face to face!"

Su Tian didn't want to accept the punishment, so he turned around and looked at Lu Yuchu, the green figure made him suddenly lose his sense of tension with a "poof".

Lu Yuchu accepted the baptism of reality (green) reality (light) with a blank face.

Su Tian was a little strange and asked, "By the way, why are you here?"

Lu Yuchu replied: "I miss you."

The corner of the boy's eyes twitched, and he looked at Su Tian and Su Tian with a strange look.

Su Tian: "...." Hey, don't look at him with eyes like they are here to show their affection.

What did he do wrong? !

At this time, the host No. 1 came, holding two pen holders in his hand, and there were five lottery sticks in each pen holder.

Host No. 2: "Okay, now the five teams have already occupied the front of each other, so now, the female side and the male side will each draw a lottery."

The other four teams have already drawn, the host No. 1 walked up to Su Tian and the two of them and raised the pen holder on the left: "Generally speaking, the woman draws this, so since both of you are men..."

He looked at Su Tian, ​​handed over the pen holder, and smiled: "Then the shorter one will draw this."

Su Tian expressionless: Get out, don't hit me.

Su Tian didn't move, so Lu Yuchu reached out and took out the picks from the two pen holders, looked at them and handed one of the picks to Su Tian.

Su Tian raised her eyebrows.

Lu Yuchu: "It's a write-off."

Only then did Su Tian think of the [-] million contract, although he felt that there was no difference between canceling it and not canceling it, but if the stalemate persists here, the group of melon-eating people below will secretly think about some messy and filthy things.

but!

Su Tian stretched out his hand: "I want another one."

Lu Yuchu asked, "Are you sure?"

Su Tian's response was to snatch the other lot.

Then his face darkened instantly.

There are a few words written on the signature: You are the Tsundere Little Wildcat Princess, Tsundere is your nature!

Pooh!

Whoever is arrogant is a dog!

Su Tian took the remaining lottery in Lu Yuchu's hand and looked at it: You are a romantic little prince, and all women will be conquered by your love words!

Su Tian grabbed the stick and looked up: "I want to be with you..."

Before the words can be changed, the host No. 1: "You can't change it? Is this a rule? Or do you want to clean the whole school to contribute to green environmental protection?"

Su Tian glared at him.

Host No. 1 grinned: "Then my dear..."

Lu Yu glanced at him for the first time.

Number 1 froze, coughed lightly and changed his words: "Then are you going to accept punishment or?"

Su Tian gritted his teeth and snorted.

No. 1 understood, but didn't say any more, and silently returned to the original position.

Lu Yuchu looked back, and patted Su Tian's head, with a sense of comfort.

Su Tian tilted his head angrily.

The sound from the audience suddenly disappeared for a moment.

Aaron: "Fuck!"

Mo Yuyi: "Tsk tsk tsk, how about showing affection and abusing dogs in front of thousands of people?"

Su Tian was bewildered and forced to stand down.What happened? Why is the air suddenly quiet?

The girls in the audience suddenly began to hehehe, and then there was overwhelming applause.

After being inexplicably cold in the audience, it became inexplicably lively again.

Su Tian: "...." What mysterious event happened during this hot and cold period? !

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Host No. 1 attracted everyone's attention: "Although it's gratifying to congratulate, the game is still in progress."

The girls in the audience looked at Su Tian as if they were watching Nezha and Ao Bing at the same time as the girls in the movie theater.

The men in the audience looked at Su Tian as if they were angry after eating something for a dog that filled the air.

Su Tian stared at Lu Yuchu in bewilderment.

Lu Yuchu gave him a doting smile.

Su Tian: "..." What the hell happened!

"Cough cough cough!" Host No. 2 tried to attract everyone's attention, and then said, "Now all the participants on the stage have badges with their identities written on their hands."

Sign, then please follow the staff to get off the stage, and the staff will tell you what to do. "

A staff member waved from the stage, and Su Tian and others stepped off the stage.

Host No. 1: "Next is the performance of the senior brothers and sisters. After the three performances, the participants of the five teams will come on stage to present the most interesting performances to the audience.

show!What cat girl bunny girl Sleeping Beauty...??? Hahaha you all understand, right? "

The host's voice gradually decreased until it disappeared. Su Tian and others were led to the studio, where ten orange boxes stood out in front of them.

The treasure chest was shining brightly, waving towards them, Su Tian took a step back, not wanting to know what was inside.

The staff came out: "The number on the box corresponds to the number of the card. After opening it, enter the changing room to change clothes and come out."

Another staff member popped up: "A surprise! Open the box to guarantee a surprise!" Surprise added emphasis.

Ten people had strange expressions on their faces.

Anyone who has watched anime, TV series, and movies knows that the key words in this kind of words can basically be reversed.

That is to say...

Su Tian: Just turn joy into sorrow.

Wait, he should have heard correctly.so.

clothing......

Su Tian thought of the shameful experience in country R, ​​and then thought about the lottery that said: Tsundere little princess, and his heart was full of anxiety.

But thinking that it is a school after all, and there will be no criteria that may be banned, Su Tian forced himself to calm down and observe other people around.

Four women and four men, a perfect match between men and women.

Su Tian looked up at Lu Yuchu with disgust.

Lu Yuchu looked down at him and touched his head.

The men and women beside them left in silence.

Sorry, no dog food.

Su Tian didn't find anything strange at all, and chatted with Lu Yuchu while walking: "Why do you always feel that you are idle, do you have nothing to do in the company?"

"Prepare to retire, let others adapt in advance."

"Aren't you only 28, ready to retire before you're 30?" Su Tian opened the box.

"That way I'll have time to spend with you."

Su Tian's body froze, and he didn't know whether it was because of Lu Yuchu's words or because of the things in the box.

"Because of 2"

Lu Yuchu looked down at the contents of the box and asked after a few seconds of silence, "Are you going to accept punishment or not?"

"...you accompany me?"

"I'll be cheering for you from the sidelines."

"roll."

Su Tian took out the clothes from the box, gritted his teeth and stared at the clothes, wishing to stare out a hole.

"Isn't it just a piece of clothing? What's the big deal? Am I not good enough?!"

"Correct."

"To your head!"

Su Tian was angry and kicked Lu Yuchu's calf. Hearing his low hiss, he snorted and walked into the changing room without looking back. His steps showed his joy and experience.

So he didn't see Lu Yuchu's slightly doting smile behind him.

The background was suddenly pink, and the air was suddenly filled with small pink circles, and there was a sour smell.

Some of the staff present vomited, some were expressionless, some closed their eyes and sighed.

But the same mind is the same one by one

Sour dog.

Tue

The sketches were performed on the stage, the audience laughed, and the smell of barbecue was strong.

Aaron looked up: "This seems to be the third program, right?"

Mo Yuyi: "Yes."

Aaron: "So Su Tian and that Lu Yuchu are going to play?"

Mo Yuyi: "Yes."

Aaron: "The name of their show is Cosplay Love Party...So stepping off the stage and going to the studio is to change clothes and prepare to fall in love after going on stage?"

Mo Yuyi: "Yes."

Aaron: "But Su Tian and Lu Yuchu are both men, so..."

Mo Yuyi: "Are you looking forward to it?"

Aaron had an eerie smile.

Mo Yuyi looked up: "Well, it's about to end."

Aaron picked up the grilled sausage and looked up to see the lights suddenly go out.

After host No. 1 and No. 2 come to the stage, the lights turn on.

"Cough cough cough."

Everyone in the audience stopped their movements and looked at the host.

Host No. 1: "I believe everyone already knows what the program is. That's right! It's a role-playing love party! M

Host No. 2: "Our participants have changed into their costumes and are waiting in the background."

No. 1: "Just now I accidentally took a look backstage, hahaha, guess what I saw?"

There was a lot of noise in the audience.

Number 1 let out a hey voice: "I guess I guess I won't tell you?"

The audience: "Call_"

No. 2 looked at the steps. Someone gave him a thumbs up. He nodded and took a step forward: "The personnel are ready."

The audience was silent.

"Then now!"

No. 2 dragged No. 1 off the stage, stood on the top step and said with a smile.

"Now!"

"We invite our tsundere little Miao Mi to come on stage!!"

Audience: "Wow oh oh oh oh oh!!"

The men thought to themselves; cute girls are coming!

The lights go out.

Everyone in the audience looked forward with anticipation.

Aaron got goosebumps for no reason, and he questioned: "The tsundere kitten must be a girl, right?"

Before Mo Yuyi could open his mouth, his eyes suddenly widened, as if a blah, blah, little magic fairy had appeared from another world in front of him.

Aaron: "...." This expression is very imaginative.

So what on stage...

He hesitated, his body stiffened, and he raised his head cautiously.

Aaron: K!

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Miles

Thank you for being the three chrysanthemums who are so drunk, let’s kiss each other, hug and throw them into the bathhouse, let’s take a mandarin duck bath WWW

Thanks to Bai Qianyun and Wu Yexin for the recommendation ticket Y(o-?-o)7Q, hug me, little angel hey?

Send money in advance tomorrow, and send another red envelope today, remember to get it~

Kiss all the babes who are determined, baji mua(*J3i)