The president who was provoked back then is back

The narration lived up to expectations: "Lu Maomao came to the Balala Empire, and then the witch cat Xu Wuwu appeared in front of him!"

Xu Luoluo walked past Su Tian and strolled onto the stage.

Black clothes, dark hair, a mask inlaid with obsidian, and a faint smile drawn from red lips.

"Prince Lu," Xu Luoluo raised her head, said slowly and firmly, "The princess is mine."

"It's just coercion. When he wakes up, you are nothing." Lu Yuchu's eyes were cold and his tone was flat.

"Really?" Xu Luoluo smiled.

"Prince Lu Maomao, is it because your hair grows too much and blocks your head or something? Why do you suddenly become stupid?" She put her hand on the mask on her face.

"I'm the one who rescued the princess from the witch cat."

Lu Yu's eyes fixed for the first time.

Xu Luoluo's index finger touched Lu Yuchu's chin, and said with a smile:

"And you... aren't you the witch cat who cast the curse?"

The artificial thunder of "Boom" sounded again, and the lights were suddenly turned off.

The stage went dark again.

People in the audience: Damn it, have a sense!

Narrator: "Witch Cat and Lu Maomao switched bodies!"

Then the man reading the narration bowed his head and quickly flipped through the script book.

This line is not too biased from the lines of the real script. Why does it make people feel so strange?

In the audience, Aaron asked: "Listen to the voice, is that a girl?"

Mo Yuyi: "If our ears are fine, it's a woman."

After pondering, Aaron said, "I think she wants to date Su Tsai."

Mo Yuyi nodded in agreement: "So this is no longer an ordinary performance."

This is a war between rivals!

Smoke billows and sparks scatter!

Aaron: "You think..."

Mo Yuyi looked up at the sky, then looked down at the time on the phone.

"Well, if the time card is right, Lu Yuchu will win."

"time?"

Mo Yuyi smiled mysteriously: "If you say these things, there will be no sense of surprise."

Half a minute later, the stage lights finally turned on again.

Su Tian stood on the stage holding the cat.

Narrator: "It's late at night, the moon is thin, and there is no place to live and no food prepared. Our little princess is crying when she thinks of her parents and pear blossoms with rain!"

Aaron. Mo Yuyi's eyes widened: What the hell is pear blossoms bringing rain? !

Su Tian faced the audience.

Under the stage was a group of weird aunts who opened their eyes wide and wished they could hold a telescope to see him crying and laughing weirdly.

Su Tian had a fishy face, and the tone of the eulogy: "I miss home, Mom and Dad, I miss you so much, I'm so sad, I'm going to cry."

Everyone in the audience: "..."

Say...maybe you can feel like crying...?

Su Tian was expressionless: "Oh."

Cold field.

The narrator stood up on the table and looked at the stage and the audience, then sat down and pulled the microphone and said viciously: "The little princess cried so hard, so hard, so hard! She cried and said that she was so sad!"

Su Tian's cold face: "Oh, oh, oh, okay, hurt, heart, ah."

Word by word, cadence!

Cold field.

Aaron Moyuyi covered each other's mouths respectively.

Can't laugh!

Never laugh at this moment! !

There must be a follow-up!

Just laugh it off! !

The narrator looked at the lines.

Well, yes, 90% of the lines are in place.

But because of the tone, the effect is lacking.

Well, it's just...

"Su Timao raised his head to the moon." The narrator said quickly, affectionately, "He said, would there be such a Kashmir cat riding a white horse, wearing a golden armor and riding on colorful auspicious clouds, coming to him, Get him out."

Su Tian: "..."

Read it plainly.

I remember you.

The man who was broadcasting in the studio lowered his head and nodded at his phone: [I'm going to take a month off and I'm going home tonight! 】

He breathed a sigh of relief when he got an affirmative reply.

Very good, the man smiled charmingly, looked at Su Tian, ​​and shouted:

"Everybody, do you want to listen?!" A pause.

"If you want to hear it, let our Prince Su hear your sincerity!!"

Su Tian: "..." Bad feeling.

Unsurprisingly, the next second roared: "Come one! Come one! Come one!"

Su Tian looked at the place where he was originally.

As expected, Aaron and Mo Yuyi opened their mouths wide, mouthing: "Come one!"

Su Tian gave him a death stare.

Aaron and Mo Yuyi froze for a second.

Aaron: "Day, did he see us?"

Mo Yuyi: "It seems so."

"What should I do?"

"I saw it anyway..."

"You're right."

Then the two hooked their shoulders together: "Come one! Come one!"

The sound followed the large team and hit Su Tian, ​​the corner of Su Tian's eyes twitched.

The man in front of the broadcasting station was leisurely leaning on the back chair.

Come on let's keep having fun TvT

The narration works well.

Everyone looked at Su Tian, ​​with little stars shining in their eyes.

Su Tian:--

Ok.

Since you are so sincere.

"what?"

Lustful and erotic moans.

Everyone in the audience trembled and got goosebumps all over the place.

For a moment the place was cold.

Su Tian looked up at the moon, and asked affectionately:

"Moon, moon, will there be such a Kashmir cat riding a white horse, wearing a golden armor and divine clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, coming to me and saving me?"

The audience did not know who made a "poof".

Immediately afterwards, there was a group mocking special effect of "hahahaha" in the audience.

Su Tian looked up at the smiling man sitting on the broadcasting platform in the studio above.

The man pulled the corners of his mouth up with his hands to expose his teeth: "Hee hee hee (.=?)"

Su Tian: Get lost.Die you.

The screenwriter came backstage after the narration added words from a different script.

She raised the frame of her glasses and said only one sentence: "From now on, play freely."

Xu Luoluo asked: "Can I play any way?"

"Yes." The screenwriter raised his eyebrows, listened to the commotion outside, and said, "You make trouble, and the narrator will fix it. It's very interesting, isn't it?"

Xu Luoluo looked at Lu Yuchu.

Lu Yuchu glanced at her, waved his hands, then turned and walked to the steps up to the stage.

Xu Luoluo wanted to follow, but was stopped by a man.

Xu Luoluo narrowed her eyes and said the man's name.

"Ling Shen."

Tue

Nianbai, who was lying leisurely, straightened up suddenly.

Someone came up on stage.

Lu Yuchu stood in front of Su Tian.

The two looked at each other.

The laughter in the audience is gone.

The air was filled with the smell of what was about to happen, and they held their breaths cautiously.

"I'm here to pick you up."

Lu Yuchu reached out to hold Su Tian in his arms.

"Although I couldn't ride a white horse, wear a golden armor and a divine robe, and step on colorful auspicious clouds to come to your side. But,"

He stroked Su Tian's hair and said.

"I own tens of billions of property, hundreds of real estate properties, and dozens of domestic and foreign companies. If you are not good at sex, you are the only one."

Everyone in the audience could hear clearly: "..." Being forced to eat dog food really made people look ashamed.

"So," Lu Yuchu took a step back, looked at the stunned Su Tian, ​​and asked softly in front of the audience, "Would you like to try being with me?"

People in the audience: "!"

What?

Playing hooligans in front of thousands of people in the audience? !

Some viewers recalled their intuition just now—bad premonition.

Oh, the single dog audience in the audience looked cold, I understand.

It turned out that two single dogs evolved into twin dogs and sprinkled dog food.

No wonder I'm so flustered

The screenwriter's eyes lit up, and he took a brush in his hand to write down the news topics one by one.

"One or two little-known things about men and women who seek love! "

"Unprecedented - A male student performed on stage and was shocked by the male president's confession! "

"shock!A diamond-level single noble proposes in public!Gender male to male! "

Xu Luoluo narrowed his eyes, "Let's talk about it later, get out of the way!" After speaking, he wanted to push Ling Shen to the stage.

But he couldn't push it away, and instead was held in Ling Shen's arms.

"Ling Shen! Let go!"

"The screenwriter said that you can play freely, and you can do whatever you want."

The screenwriter stopped what he was doing, and raised his eyes: "I will happily clap your hands when you perform on stage, but the audience is not allowed."

Ling Shen wanted to pull Xu Luoluo to the stage.

"Damn! Get out!"

Xu Luoluo struggled to kick Ling Shen away, from wanting to go on stage to wanting to stay in the studio.

He was kicked behind him.The corners of Ling Shen's mouth rose, with the joy of having succeeded in something.

Tue

Su couldn't speak.

He froze in place, gritted his teeth suddenly.

"Fuck! Heaven!"

There was a lot of commotion in the audience, Su Tian was taken aback when he heard the words, and immediately forgot what he wanted to say just now.

He didn't think about it, he just looked up.

A rootless red rose fell from his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, thousands of rose and cherry blossom petals fell from the sky.

Red roses and pink cherry blossom petals are delicate, gorgeous and alluring.

Pieces of green leaves were dotted in the gap, accompanied by the breeze, they fell from the sky and landed in front of everyone, in front of and in front of Su Tian's eyes.

"Su Tian."

With a smile on his lips, Lu Yuchu stepped forward and held Su Tian in his arms, letting him feel his heartbeat.

"My heart beats for you."

Which living person's heart doesn't beat, hey!Even though he thought so, Su Tian's body was still stiff.

Lu Yuchu didn't seem to feel any changes in Su Tian's body.He rested his chin on Su Tian's head, his voice was very flat.

"To be honest, every time I see you touching other people, I want to press you on the bed, chain your feet, and imprison you in a place where only I can see, day and night, screaming My name, moan, cry, plead."

Su Tian was startled, and struggled violently, but was severely suppressed and seized, his whole body seemed to be embedded in this person's body, unable to move.

Lu Yuchu smiled lowly: "What are you afraid of?"

If a pervert speaks perverted words in front of you, are you afraid? !

"If I just simply liked you, I would do that. But, Su Tian," Lu Yuchu sighed, "Who told me to love you?"

Su Tian closed her eyes.

If you don't listen, don't listen to bastards who read scriptures and ghosts!

Lu Yuchu's voice changed: "But if I can't get what I ask for, I don't know what I will do."

"After all, if I haven't lost my virginity, it's fine if you don't have any interest in me. I can still find someone else. But the problem is that you took the initiative to 'invite' me and pull me to bed. After that, you Should know too."

"It's just..." Su wanted to say it was just a one-night stand, but suddenly remembered the things about Lu Yuchu that Su Ziye gave him at that time.

Emotional apathy, mental cleanliness.

There are very few people who suffer from this kind of symptoms. This kind of people don't say anything else. The only thing that can be guaranteed is that they are one-on-one.

In this day and age, clean and single-minded men are as rare as the national treasure giant panda.

If he was a girl, she would definitely be willing to marry him.

But the problem is he's a man!

and so.

Su Tian took a deep breath.

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I spent the whole day outside today, I didn’t check it and sent it directly, I will revise the article tomorrow, don’t change it much, don’t go back and read it

Thanks to Bai Qianyun, Lianzijing Jiuniang, Shijiu Shijiya for the recommendation (Fanfan) **°*

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival