The president who was provoked back then is back

The eye is a person.

Green long wig, green skirt, green tail, and green kitten ears.

Aaron's eyes twitched: "Why are they all green?"

Mo Yuyi: "...Maybe it's because the light is green when matching?"

The voice of the narrator on the stage appeared: "A long time ago, there was a little cat named Yi-Su n Miao n Miao!"

Su Ti made a cold face: "Cry."

Aaron: "Pfft."

Mo Yuyi held up his phone.

Narrator: "It is the princess of the Balala cat empire! All cats in the empire love it, and all the small fish, cat climbing frames, and cat paradise in the empire exist for it!"

Beside: "It has the softest fur, the most delicate facial features, eyes that are as bright and beautiful as the starry sky and the Milky Way! And one by one the most arrogant character!!"

Su? Aojiao? Tian followed the script, tilted his head and snorted coldly.

There was a sudden silence under the stage.

That simple snort somehow made everyone's heart skip a beat, their faces blush and their skin tightened, and goosebumps appeared on their skin.

A man swallowed his saliva, turned his head and asked his friend, "Do you think it's male or female?"

With an idiot face, the little friend murmured: "It's okay, I love transvestites too."

Man: "...." This weird look really makes people want to beat him up.

But I don't know why he also kind of wants to...

Feeling the atmosphere in the audience, Su Tian panicked for a moment.

He turned his head to the audience, wondering what had happened.

Then the audience suddenly shouted, "Oh oh oh oh oh!!"

Su Tian: "...?"

Narrator insert: "Look! Cats in the whole empire love it!!"

Inexplicably, the men and women who became imperial cats in the audience: "...?"

Su Tian suddenly realized that it had been discussed.Then the silence just now must not be because of his problem.

The narrator says quickly, "Okay! So now the story continues!"

"Because everyone loves it and is willing to give everything for it, the tsundere little cat princess feels very bored and has just reached the age of marriage, so she held a selection contest! No matter which country, no matter what status the cat is , can participate in the selection. The cat that gets the princess's favor will become the next king of the empire, and become the princess' consort cat!!"

"Boom!" The sound of artificial thunder sounded, and the lights suddenly went out, indicating that something happened.

Five seconds later.

"Testes and Testes丨"

Weird and hoarse laughter came from all directions, and then the lights came on!

A man in a black robe hugged Su Titi in green tightly in his arms!

Aaron squinted his eyes and said, "Damn it, that doesn't seem to be Lu Yuchu?"

Mo Yuyi also found out.

Aaron: You said"

Mo Yuyi dug out the melon seeds from nowhere, and handed them to Aaron: "Life is full of ups and downs. Come, let's eat melons and watch a show."

Aaron accepted the melon seeds and agreed.

In the sound effect of wind and rain, the narration: "Just the day before the primary selection contest! The witch cat Xu Wuwu fell from the sky, stunned Su Ti and Miao, and abducted them from the king's city!"

"Boom" made a thunder, and the witch cat put the sleeping princess in his arms on the ground.

'Xu Wuwu' knelt down on one knee, waved his hood away, his long hair fluttered, revealing that charming and delicate face.

The red lips were slightly hooked, she reached out and touched Su Tian's lips with her fair and slender fingers.

Pausing for a second, he smiled lowly.

"Really, it's so cute that I can't bear to hurt it."

She bowed her head and left a kiss on the forehead of 'princess', then stood up.

The wind moves, promotes, and condescends.

His eyes were cold and indifferent, like a god looking at a toad ant, but his voice was soft and seductive, like treating a beloved lover.

"you belong to Me."

She said this in an almost flat voice.

Then, just like a contract in a novel was reached, Su Tian's body suddenly emitted a dazzling green light! !

'Xu Wuwu' the corner of his eye twitched.

Su Tian opened his eyes and found that special effects seemed to be added to his whole body, the emerald green radiance enveloped the ground and enveloped him.

Su Tian closed her eyes silently.

He is tired.

Please let him die please.

As expected, the audience: "Hahahahahahahahaha..."

Aaron and Moyuyi were already rolling and laughing until their faces were stiff.

Then the green light slowly disappeared, and the whole stage slowly darkened.

The narration appeared as the light dimmed: "The dark witch cat cast a curse on Princess Su Titi, and the content of the curse is that no one can touch the princess except it! And the only way to break this curse is to be controlled by countless female cats. The tomcat who entrusts love kisses the princess!!"

Su Tian bounced up abruptly.

He bowed his head in horror.

Something poked the back of his head! !

Then I saw a little milk cat crawling up beside him, flopping gracefully into his arms, looking at him with blue eyes: "0 Miao?"

The audience: "!"

Shock!

It turned out to be a real cat!

The narration also got stuck because of this.

Then the narrator continued to narrate without changing his face: "Su Titi was awakened by witch cat's spell, and then witch cat approached Su Titi in the form of a cat! Is this the annihilation of cat nature or the loss of morality?!"

Then the voice switched seamlessly: "Okay, let's go to the other side, the Lala Cat Empire!"

The light completely disappeared, and Su Tian walked off the stage holding the little milk cat that appeared inexplicably.

'Xu Wuwu' glanced at the little milk cat: "Why is there a real cat?"

Su Tian stroked the kitten's fur: "I don't know what's wrong. But the people below have seen it, so we can only put him in the character."

"But..." Su Tian asked, "Why did Xu Luoluo become a witch cat? I remember that you were not among the ten selected people."

Xu Luoluo smiled and said, "Because there happened to be one person missing, and then I happened to pass by and was seen by the staff."

"Then you can't eat anything?"

This is what you care about?Xu Luoluo wanted to laugh: "It's okay, you can eat after the performance."

The cat in Su Tian's arms suddenly poked his head out, and he lowered his head to stroke it, with a slight smile on his lips.

Xu Luoluo looked at it, squinted her eyes and laughed lowly, her voice was ethereal and light: "Being able to see and touch you up close is more interesting than simple barbecue, and it makes me much happier."

"Ah?" Su Tian didn't notice what Xu Luoluo said just now, and looked up in doubt, "What did you say just now?"

"It's nothing." Xu Luoluo pointed to the stage, "It's started."

Su Tian turned to look at the stage.

Xu Luo fell behind him with strange eyes.

Stage lights come on.

A man is standing on the stage.

The narration is timely: "Look! That wonderful figure, that majestic body! It's Lu Maomao, the prince of Buddy Cat Empire! He has charming peach eyes, and his lips are curved, full of charm! And, His etiquette is impeccable, dignified and elegant, he possesses the status of a prince but also has excellent beauty!"

Lu Maomao

Su Tian restrained herself from laughing out loud.

Lu Yuchu plays the male cat prince who is entrusted with love by countless female cats.

Su Tian looked at the grass swaying in the wind on his head, as well as the green cat ears, men's clothes, shoes, and hair, but couldn't help it, and covered his stomach with a puff, hahaha.

At that time, when I got the lottery, I thought I was unlucky, but I didn't expect...

Su Tian clicked his tongue.

What about men's clothing?

The whole body was covered with green, and the green grass on the head seemed to have turned into a hat, covering the man's head.

Su Tian gloated and kept staring at the green figure.

Lu Yuchu looked up and saw Su Tian who was still smiling.

Su Tian put his hand to the corner of his mouth and pulled it down.

look!He is not smiling!He was mourning for Lu Yuchu!

Lu Yuchu just stared at Su Tian like this.

Su Tian also stared at Lu Yuchu.

Although I don't know why I did this, but!

Men can't admit cowardice!

For dignity!

stare! !

In the eyes of the other staff, it was Su Tian who loved Lu Yuchu so much that he just wanted to look at him non-stop, and Lu Yuchu was attracted by the strong love and looked up at him.

As a result, the sky thundered and the earth exploded, sparks scattered in the eyes of each other!

The air was suddenly filled with the sour smell of love. The staff took out the masks from their pockets and put them on naturally.

#On the special use of masks#

A lucky audience who played the role of a female cat came on stage to interact with Lu Yuchu.

Narrator: "Prince Lu Maomao's suitors came to him, begging him to stay and not go to the Balala Cat Empire to woo Su Moomao!"

Female cat player No. 1: "Su Tidi is not good at all! Prince Lu, why don't you go over there."

Female cat player No. 2: "What's so good about Su Miaomiao? He's full of arrogance and is not gentle or considerate at all. If Prince Lu wants a wife, he can choose from our Buddy cat empire!" Take a breath, ah This is a long batch of lines.

Narrator: Qiongji Mao Mao smiled and gently refused the female cat's retention! "

Lu Yuchu smiled and said softly, "If you let me know that you speak ill of Su Titi, I will kill you."

Some women in the audience smiled strangely: "Hey hey..."

Confused, Su Tian lowered his head and flipped through the script book.

Female cats 1 and 2 trembled.

No, does the script have this sentence? ?

The script is not that Lu Maomao gently smiled and said: My dear, although I am very sorry, I still want to go, right? !

The narrator stuck for a few seconds and said: "After refusing to keep her, Lu Maomao gently smiled and said goodbye to the female cats."

Lu Yuchu smiled obediently and gently, and then said:

"Su Titi is the best female cat in the world, my favorite female cat. Now,"

He became more gentle.

"I'm going to meet my princess."

Female cats 1 and 2: "..."

I don't know why, I'm obviously being threatened and rejected, but...

But why does what he said make people's heart beat so fast, hey!

And that princess...

Female cats No. 1 and No. 2 turned their heads to look at Su Tian under the stage at the same time.

Su Tian took a step back.

I ain't I don't! !

Auntie smiles appeared on the faces of the two sisters.

They nodded kindly towards Su Tian.

So you girls don't study all day long, what ghost books have you read? !

Is that damn crispy duck literature again? !

The narrator was silent for a second and then said cheerfully: Qiong Chi Mao Mao gently rejected the two female cats, and then went to the Balala Cat Empire! "

After speaking, it was a black light again.

This time the lights are turned on very quickly, and the narrator: "The Baalala Cat Empire is here!"

The stage has not changed, nothing has increased or decreased except for the two lucky spectators.

Audience: Give you a little face and go on.

The author has something to say

My stupid family is on vacation, so tell me this:

Looking back five hundred times in my previous life,

In exchange for this life homework love me.

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Dependent origin and extinction, work is immortal.

Laughing dog, now that I don’t have to do my homework, I am so happy haha

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