Hey, sir, I'm not arrogant

On this day, the weather is fine, the wind is sunny, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant... Cough cough, our beauty Xiao slept on the fragrant big bed until the sun was shining, but she still didn't get up, cough cough, who told him to take a work-related injury vacation What?Lao Tzu is a proper rest!

Well, it's so comfortable.It's been a long time since he slept so well on a working day... I really want to die in bed, no one can stop us Xiao Meiren's powerful sleeping place.

Hey, hey, wait a minute.Why does it feel like someone is touching his waist?Oh, the hand is still stretched in, it's warm, and it's quite comfortable... Hey, no, it's not the time for him to sigh, who is this, so bold, in broad daylight, to take advantage of his sleep , eat his tofu!Let's see if he doesn't kill this daring pervert.

So, our beauty Xiao stretched out her sharp claws, grabbed the hand that was raging on her waist, and shouted triumphantly, "I caught you. You..." Beauty Xiao opened her eyes wide and stared blankly. Looking at the person in front of him, "You you you..." It turned out to be Ye Weihei!

"What's the matter?" Someone actually looked at him innocently and calmly, as if what he was doing was extremely normal.

Damn Ye Weihei, you dare to ask me what's wrong?When I fuck you, I will ask you what's the matter, ah, ah? ! [Beauty, don't you know that you are... a subject?If you want to fuck, someone else fucked you, innocent face~]

Xiao Xiao stared at him angrily, with an expression of heinous and unforgivable crimes, "I fiddled with other people's clothes early in the morning, what do you think is wrong with me?"

Ye Cheng blinked, pulled his big hand out of the beauty's hand, then raised his other paw, "I'm changing your medicine for you."

Beauty Xiao looked at the plaster in his hand and was speechless.

It turned out that they were changing his medicine for him, but he actually thought that Ye Fuhei was eating his tofu, ahhh!It's really embarrassing, it's so early in the morning, why don't you give him face like this!But, but, he didn't have to pick this time specifically, he was still sleeping, of course he would have a conditioned reflex, who wouldn't defend himself justifiably?This is normal, um, this is his normal reaction, absolutely, definitely, sure and everything is sure!

right!Now he wants to make Ye Fuhei realize that it is his fault, instead of making a fuss over a molehill.Hmm, Xiao Xiao, straighten your chest, display your powerful aura, make Ye Fuhei feel ashamed, ashamed of himself, have nothing to love in life, life is better than death... Phew~ hey, Ye Fuhei What are you going to do?How come you are so close to him?What are you reaching out for?Eh, don't come any closer, don't...

"What's wrong with you? Why is your face flushed?" Ye Cheng stretched out his slender and beautiful hand, stroked the beauty's forehead, and then touched his own, wondering, "Didn't you have a fever? Why is your face so red?" ? Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao?"

"Ah?" Xiao Xiao came back to his senses and saw Ye Cheng looking at him worriedly.The heat wave on his face became even hotter, hey, his face must look like a monkey's butt now, hey, why did he remember what he seemed to be doing just now?

Ye Cheng put down his big hands, sat on the edge of the bed very naturally, put Xiao Xiao's body flat on the bed, and said to the beauty in his deceptive tone, "Be good, lie down."

Lie down?What does Ye Belly Hei want to do?Xiao Meiren suddenly turned wary, staring at the man in front of her as if she was facing an enemy, and moved her butt back a few steps cooperatively.

What is going on in this little guy's head?Although he really wanted to swallow this delicious little white rabbit alive right now, but he still couldn't bear to scare him. Although he wrote Danmei, what if he wasn't?The days to come are long, and the little white rabbit has already been abducted into the house. He has plenty of time and opportunities to spend with him slowly.Even if he is not, he still has a way to make him be!

Ye Cheng chuckled, and raised the plaster in his hand, "I'm talking about lying down."

Damn, this guy is definitely doing it on purpose!

Meiren Xiao gritted her teeth, and said each word out of her mouth: "I'll do it myself!"

"If you can't do it yourself, let me help you."

"no need!"

"Hey, what if I don't stick it well, what will I do if I get sick in the future?" This waist is related to his sex life for the rest of his life, so he has to do it himself. [Hey, so you are such a person, I really misread you~]

"That's none of your business!" Xiao Meiren exploded into a little hedgehog.

This relationship can be great!No, use a trick, "Three seconds, lie down, and if you are late, you will deduct 100 yuan from your salary!"

What!As soon as the beauty heard it, she immediately, immediately, conditioned reflex, and lay down on the bed. The movement should be as fast as possible, and the whole process took less than two seconds.The upright butt was presented in front of Ye Cheng like this, as if waiting for him to enjoy it.

Ye Cheng's Adam's apple rolled, resisting the urge to pounce on that little butt, quickly tore off the plaster, lifted his top, and stuck it precisely on the beauty's waist, without helping him take off his top. After finishing it, he left a sentence, "Come out to eat after washing up." Then he hurried out, as if fleeing for his life.

Xiao Meiren looked at Ye Cheng's embarrassed figure in bewilderment, and curled her lips speechlessly.What the hell is this guy doing?Obviously he was the one who insisted on applying the medicine for himself, so why did he look reluctant, as if he had forced him.I don’t understand, I don’t understand, let’s post Weibo and let the girls complain.

"Girls, in fact, your male god has a brain problem [serious face~]"

After posting Weibo, Xiao Xiao got up, hummed a little song and went to the bathroom, brushing his teeth and commenting.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? Seek the truth!"

"What the hell? Ye Nanshen was mad at you and became crazy? Hey, I knew this day would come. It's just that I didn't expect this day to come so soon..."

"Beauty, beauty, tell me quickly, don't be a fool~ roll 360 degrees~"

"..."

Xiao Meiren put down the mouthwash cup, and moved her fingers nimbly, "Let me tell you first, I'm innocent. I hurt my waist last night, and this morning he insisted on applying the plaster for me, but after putting it on, he was reluctant He ran and jumped to escape, as if I would eat him. It’s as if I forced him, do you think he’s out of his mind?”

As soon as these words came out, the comments were about to explode.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"What kind of JQ did I smell? It's only been a few days, and you're the beauty, oh no, it's you who got crossed in circles?!"

"There is nothing to love in life, beauty, you are too unreserved!"

"..."

Why did he feel like he had done something stupid?

Even jumping into the Yellow River can't clean it up now!Hey, he has nothing to love, he wants to find a noodle and hang himself!

As soon as Ye Cheng came out of the bathroom [hehe, as for what he did in there, imagine it yourself, wahahahaha...], he heard a ding dong on his phone, it was the beauty's Weibo update.

swipe swipe...

The corner of Ye Cheng's mouth twitched, this little guy dared to say that he was mentally ill!It wasn't because you were so attractive that you made him react, and you were afraid of scaring him, so you ran away.Since you said so, next time, he won't hide it. [I seem to smell the upcoming JQ...evil face, hehehe~]

After Xiao Xiao finished washing, he walked out of the room, hehe, it feels so good to be able to eat hot food without cooking, it would be great if he could do this for the rest of his life!

Let him see, what's for breakfast today?

Poached eggs, fried ham, toast, and a glass of milk...

Sure enough, he guessed right, Ye Fuhei really likes milk.However, how does he know that I don't like drinking milk?Oh, forget it, it's none of his business anyway.Just eat something!

"Sit down." Ye Fu's dark voice suddenly appeared behind the beauty's head, making him shrug his shoulders in fright.

Ye Cheng sat down straight and ate breakfast leisurely, without even looking at Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao saw that he started, so he was rude and immediately started to sweep.

The two of them ate everywhere, and finally, after Xiao Xiao swept away the food in front of him, he stretched out a beautiful big hand in front of him, holding the glass of his own milk in the hand.

"Drink it."

"what?"

"I said, drink the milk."

"No, isn't this yours?"

"Here's for you. I don't like milk."

"But I also..."

"If you waste food, your wages will be deducted, 100 yuan for a cup."

Damn, then don't waste it!If you don't like drinking, does he like it?

"I think my stomach is full. I'll give you the milk." Xiao Meiren smiled obsequiously.

"Want to drink or 100 yuan, choose for yourself."

A certain black-bellied man folded his arms around his chest, and leaned back on the chair, as if he would not give up until he drank it.

The corner of the beauty's mouth twitched, she didn't know she had scolded him tens of thousands of times, but for his pitiful little salary, he still had to drink!

He resolutely picked up the milk on the table, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp, uh, uh, this fishy smell, why does he feel that black and white is already dangling in front of him?

The beauty's face was wrinkled, Ye Cheng saw him, and hurriedly sent him a glass of boiled water to rinse his mouth.

Damn, don't think that he will forgive your shameless behavior if you do this. Those who force him to drink milk are his enemies, even if you are the boss who pays him!The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people!

"I'll make breakfast in the future." Xiao Meiren thought about it, for her own safety, she still had to control the food.

"No, actually I don't have the habit of eating breakfast. It's the first time I cook breakfast at home today, but it feels good, so I enjoy this feeling very much. Let me cook it. You just take care of lunch and dinner." Damn, why don't you usually see you being considerate, why are you pretending to be a good person now.

"President, may I give you a small suggestion?" Meiren Xiao changed her style of painting, blinking her black eyes, her ruddy lips curled up, and looked at Ye Cheng cutely.

This little bastard must have seduced him on purpose.Look at this seductive little expression...Ye Cheng tried hard to restrain the urge to hold him in his arms and ruthlessly trample him, pretending to be natural and saying, "Say it."

"In order to give full play to the traditional virtues of our Chinese nation, in order not to offend Lord Chef, and in order to..."

"Speak the key."

"Ahem, the point is, in the future, can I have milk for breakfast..."

"No."

Damn, he was refuted before he finished speaking!

"why?!"

"You are deficient in calcium. Make up for it."

You are the one who lacks calcium!Your whole family is calcium deficient!

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