Hey, sir, I'm not arrogant

Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly by. By the way, Beauty Xiao has been living in Ye Cheng’s house for a week. This morning, Ye Nanshen stared at the beauty and drank milk. Suddenly, his dark eyes glanced at the beauty’s arm. In the blink of an eye, the wound has already healed, hehe, it's time to taste the craft of my future wife...

"Come and cook at noon today." A certain dark-bellied person said calmly.

Xiao Meiren was drinking plain water, when she heard Ye Fuhei's words, she had no time to swallow the water in her throat, and was choked up all of a sudden.

"Cough cough, you, cough cough, what did you say?" The beauty coughed in pain while confirming what the man said just now.Is this day still coming?

Ye Cheng walked around the table and patted him on the back distressedly, "How can you choke on drinking water?" This little idiot is really stupid.

"Ahem, still, still, cough, no..." It's not you!The beauty coughed so hard that she couldn't even speak.

"Okay, okay, stop talking. Drink some water, drink slowly, don't choke anymore." Ye Cheng brought the water glass to Xiao Xiao's mouth, fed him saliva, watched him swallow slowly, and finally He tilted the glass again and asked him to take another sip. After repeating this, the beauty finally stopped coughing, so he put down the water glass, took out a tissue, and wiped the water stains around the beauty's mouth.That movement should be as smooth as possible, as natural as it needs to be, as if this movement has already been rehearsed countless times.

Xiao Meiren, who was dizzy from being choked by the water, didn't have the heart to pay attention to these details, so our male god Ye satisfactorily lived his addiction to being considerate to his wife.

Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?He has been watching Ye Fuhei's cooking skills for a whole week, and he has already mastered the steps by heart.Hehehe, watch him show off his skills, make a table of gourmet delicacies, and blind your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes...

"First, cut the washed potatoes into slices." So, the beauty began to slice the potatoes. 【Beauty, you peeled the potatoes first QAQ~】

"The second step is to fry the washed ribs in the oil pan." Xiao Meiren's head flashed, "Haha, I need to pour oil here first. Fortunately, I am smart, how can it be called an oil pan without oil?" So , the beauty quickly poured oil into the pan. 【You really know the type of pot, hey~ no, my liver hurts~】

"Small ribs, go to the pot obediently~" Xiao Meiren poured the plate containing the ribs into the pot filled with hot oil, and after a while, there was a "cracking" sound, "Ah! It hurts!" Oil, dare to splash it on Lao Tzu, I'm so impatient! ! 【This silly beauty is actually angry with You~】

I saw that our beauty Xiao wanted to pour all the spare ribs onto the plate, so as not to let this daring oily boy inhale the aroma of his delicious spare ribs again! [But, but, beauty, don't you know that everything that is fried has to be scooped up? 】

"Bang! Crack"

"what!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Immediately, rhythmic steel utensils and screams erupted, alarming Ye Nanshen who was concentrating on his work in the study.

Why is this voice so familiar?Oops, little one!

A black shadow flashed past, and Ye Nanshen disappeared into the room.

Quickly flashing to the kitchen, I saw Xiao Xiao looking at the messy place with a sad face.The uncooked spare ribs were scattered on the ground full of oil stains, and the pots and plates were scattered. In short, it was horrible...

Hey, what should we do?He didn't make lunch, and he made Ye Fu's black kitchen like this. He wouldn't kill himself, would he?No, he wants to destroy the corpse, yes!Beauty Xiao made a gesture to clean up the things on the ground, but was grabbed by someone who came, "Hiss~" Who, so hard to die happened to pinch his arm that was splashed with oil.

Hearing Xiao Xiao's pain, Ye Cheng quickly let go of his hand and nervously checked his arm.It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, the face of the male god suddenly darkened, like the sky covered with dark clouds before a storm.

Yay, when did Ye Belly Hei come out?What should I do?He seemed to have seen it all.

"Come out!" He didn't know where he was injured, and he didn't dare to act rashly. He glared at the beauty, growled, and walked outside.

The beauty lowered her head, bit her lower lip lightly, and slowly moved in front of Ye Cheng.

"sit down!"

The beauty obediently sat on the sofa.

At some point, Ye Cheng had an extra bottle of scald medicine in his hand.He gently took the beauty's hand, and carefully applied the medicine to the wound.

"It's really capable. The wound hasn't been healed yet, and a new one has been created. Do you want to kill yourself to be happy? Huh?"

"Not yet..."

"How dare you talk back?!"

Ahhh!No one should stop me!I'm going to kill this black-bellied and stingy bastard! ! 【Ahem, actually, no one stopped your QWQ~】

"Where else was injured besides the hand?" Ye Cheng raised his eyes to look at him, his face was still as black as charcoal.

Isn't it just a little dirty in your kitchen?Just clean it up for you, why are you so fierce!Anyway, it's the first time cooking, and it's not for you bastard!You thought he was willing to dirty the kitchen and hurt himself!Put on a bad face for someone to see!

The beauty stood up, feeling panicked, he's going to clean up the kitchen now!

"Where are you going?" Ye Cheng asked sharply.

"Clean up the kitchen!"

"Damn, you come back to me!" With his hands like this, he doesn't care about the broken kitchen!

He doesn't!

"Xiao Xiao! Are you deaf?! I tell you to stop!" Ye Cheng's long legs blocked Xiao Meiren's way.

"When did you tell me to stop! You clearly meant to go back!" Now is the time to struggle with this QAQ~

The grievance and anger in Xiao Meiren's heart are like a surging river, damn it! "I'm going to move out!"

The living room suddenly became quiet, Ye Cheng was slightly stunned, a dangerous light flashed in his eyes, "Say it again!"

If you tell me to say it, I have to say it!He won't, but no, no no no!snort!

Not to be outdone, the beauty stared back at Ye Cheng. The two of them stared at each other, and neither gave in to the other. For a moment, the atmosphere became a little weird.

Ye Cheng was about to be driven mad by this little guy, talking nonsense again for no reason.

"Take back what you just said!"

"I won't!"

"You will regret this."

"I'm... um..." The unfinished voice was blocked by the man, Ye Cheng held the beauty's head, biting his rosy lips, his slightly cold tongue Squeeze into his mouth, pry open his jaw, hook his tongue, suck hard, roll, twist...

After a long time, feeling that he was about to die, Ye Cheng reluctantly let him go.

The beauty gasped for breath, and glared angrily at the man who still had an expression on his face, "What are you doing!?"

"Can't you see it? How about I review it for you again?" Ye Cheng made a gesture and leaned over to press his lips again.

Xiao Xiao stepped back a few steps anxiously, of course he knew what he was doing!But the problem is not this! "Why are you doing this?!"

Ye Cheng narrowed his eyes, curled his lips slightly, and smiled evilly, leaning over to him, "I said, you will regret it."

The warm breath sprayed all over his face, making his ears flushed, his face hot, and his body hot...

"Do you still dare to say that you want to move out in the future?" The deep and lazy voice, mixed with a hint of threat, came to the beauty's red ears.

Xiao Xiao shook his head like a rattle, dare not dare~ Damn!This man is poisonous!To punish others like this.My first kiss! ! !

"Okay, obediently go into the room, I'll call you when the meal is ready."

Mmmmmmm...

Seeing Xiao Xiao enter the room obediently, Ye Nanshen pursed his lips in satisfaction, and then went into the kitchen to clean up the mess... [Why is this picture so full of visual sense, is it my illusion? 】

At the dinner table, Ye Nanshen said leisurely, "During the interview, what you said was all lying to me."

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Meiren blinked her black eyes, chewing her favorite braised pork, and asked suspiciously.

"Just doing laundry and cooking?"

"Oh, that, I just made it up, you really believe it, hahaha, how stupid. Haha..." Xiao Xiao laughed heartily.

The corner of the male god's mouth twitched, and he stared at him with narrowed dark eyes.

Xiao Meiren was so stared at, she quickly stopped laughing, and remedied: "Although I don't know how to do it, I can learn."

"Forget it, I'm afraid you'll turn yourself into a ninth-level disability before you learn it. I'll cook it in the future." Ye Cheng didn't save any face for the beauty.

Damn, is there anyone who curses people like you?After all, I am also a danmei author who is popular with many girls. As for being so low in IQ by you, is it useless?

"Then, shall I do the dishes?"

"Forget it, haven't you learned your lesson yet?!"

"That, that..."

"what?"

"What about the rent?"

"Deducted from your salary!"

"what?!"

"What? Do you have an opinion?"

"No, no." Yes!have!have!There is a big drop!Ye Cheng, I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations! ! !

"Well, come on, let's eat."

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