[Quick Transmigration] I just want to go through the plot quietly

as a man.

An out-and-out big man.

If someone asked him to wear women's clothing, Luo Jiugong would definitely not even bother. If it happened to be the kind of head of spicy chicken, he would send him to heaven directly.

But now, there is the regent inside, and Zhang Hai + officers and soldiers are watching over him. If he is accidentally discovered, or if the regent on the bed notices something wrong, then this mission will be ruined...

Although he had failed missions before, in a world like this with no morals and no wages, he wouldn't want to do another one if he was killed! !

The voices of Mr. Gui and the mother of the brothel begging for forgiveness and the sound of kicking the door getting closer could be heard. Staring at the pile of thin silk shirts, Luo Jiugong's originally struggling eyes gradually became firmer.

No... isn't it just a woman's dress!I even dare to flirt with men, so I'm afraid it's a woman's dress? !

Anyway, it's not my body, I'm going all out!

Taking a deep breath, Luo Jiugong turned his head. After confirming that the unlucky boy of the regent still couldn't even turn his head, he turned his head back, took off his robe at the fastest speed in his life, and threw it in a ball. On top of the beam.Bending down from the pile of silk shirts, he casually picked up an azure-colored chest-wrapped dress and a pure white gauze dress, which is very fashionable in this world, and a pure white gauze dress. After studying for a long time, he finally found out Finally got it on.

I have to say that his eyesight is still good, with simple and elegant clothes, coupled with the handsome face of the young emperor, removing the Adam's apple on his neck, he is a beautiful girl of fifteen or sixteen years old.

It may be for fun, but the clothes here are not very thick. From a distance, you can still vaguely see the outline of the young man's slender waist.

Sneezed by the incense on the clothes, and rubbed his poor nose, Luo Jiugong looked at the pure and charming beauty in the mirror, who couldn't hide her stunning beauty without makeup, and was amazed in vain.But after thinking about it, he was using it now, and he couldn't help turning his head away, shivering with aversion to cold.

But this first step has been taken, and the rest of the preparations still need to be well prepared. There is no paragraph in the article that the regent is kidnapped, so naturally there is no mention of how long the other party's medicine will last. Only a woman's dress can be fooled The group of guards outside who searched, but if the other party's medicine weakened during this period of time and accidentally saw his face, all previous efforts would be wasted!

In order to successfully deceive the world and pass the customs, not only the clothes, but also a painting of this face, and strive for perfection.

Bite the bullet and sit in front of the dressing table, open the jewelry box of the girl who lived here before, Luo Jiugong stared at the dazzling array of various styles of earrings, flower tines, step shakers, hairpins, Suddenly feel very tricky.

The women's clothing here is designed to be easy to take off. He, a big man with no experience at all, can barely put it on, but the hairstyle...except for the ponytail, he can tie his hair!

There is also makeup...Although whether it is modern or ancient, Western fantasy or the future, there are countless pigs running back and forth in front of you in standard poses, but this does not mean that you can know how to do it just by looking at the finished product. Go make up!

Why didn't I study disguise in those martial arts worlds? !

Wiping his face, Luo Jiugong looked at the things scattered all over the table, things that he didn't even know what to do, his face was full of hopelessness, his guts were green with regret.

'Bang bang bang!'

Suddenly, a violent knock on the door came from outside, which startled Luo Jiugong who was thinking. He thought he had found this room, and the hairs on his back stood up in a hurry!Staring at the door, his brain was running at high speed, and when there was a bang kick on the door panel, but his own door was not moving at all, he calmed down a little, and found that the sound came from another room not far away. Come, the evil forces have not yet spread to them.

Scared... scared me to death!

Wiping off the cold sweat from the shock just now, he supported his nervously beating heart, gritted his teeth and sat back, casually took a small porcelain jar from the pile of bottles and jars and opened it.I don't know what kind of white powder is spread in half a can, it seems that it has been used more than once, in the spirit of not being able to smear people no matter what, Luo Jiugong reached out and scooped up a large piece, and directly wiped it on his face in front of the mirror go.

Isn't it just makeup! !Fight! !

It's fine if you don't get recognized anyway! ! !

After a few breaths...

Although the regent king lying face down on the bed could not see, he could still hear the rustling sounds beside him. Now he is in a situation where he is being treated as a knife and I am a fish. Although he was rescued from the tiger's mouth, he is still alive I don't know who the other party is, it's really hard to guarantee that this person has no harmful purpose to the state...

No matter what, let's stabilize this person first...

Just as he thought of this, suddenly, a warm body exuding a pungent fragrance came up from behind and pressed down on him.

The other party seemed to be afraid that he would suffocate to death, so he helped him tilt his head buried in the mattress to the side outside the bed, and then grabbed his collar with his weak and boneless right hand.That little hand lingered on the neckline for a long time, and from time to time, it still poked inward. The soft skin brushed across his chin, bringing a scent that was incompatible with the other party. Just when he thought the other party wanted to put his hand in, he just Hearing the sound of 'Sla', the upper body felt a chill.

This person actually tore his clothes to pieces? ! !

Is this to rape first and then kill or kill first and then rape? !

The Prince Regent had never encountered such a thing in his life, no matter how calm his personality was, he couldn't help being a little stunned at this time.Who knows that this is not over yet, after tearing off his clothes, the person on the back suddenly raised his upper body, changing to the posture of riding on his back.A crumpled white gauze fluttered past his eyes, and his clothes made of more than 100 taels of silver, which had unfortunately died in battle and fell into pieces, fell together.

Gathering his mind, he said in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"

I don't know how this sentence touched the sad things of the person behind him. The regent only felt the resentful gaze of the person lingering on his back for a moment, until his hairs stood on end, then he bent down and lay down from behind. He sighed softly in his ear, "I have a special status, and I cannot let the people in the government see my appearance. I hope the Lord Regent will cooperate...otherwise..."

There was a chill on the side of the neck, as if it was being held back by some sharp object, the man continued to whisper, "Don't blame me for being merciless!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a knock on the door, followed by a bang, and the wooden door bolt was kicked off!A group of people in guard uniforms rushed in without saying a word, and stood neatly in two rows, as if they were waiting for someone.

Sure enough, Zhang Hai, who was still yelling downstairs just now, walked in from the middle aisle with his hands behind his back, looking like an official. The first thing he saw was a naked man The man, and the woman lying on his back, disheveled and trembling with fright.

The woman's face was deeply buried in the man's shoulder and neck, only the white jade neck and long, winding hair were visible, and she couldn't find her face.But this figure, this skin, this temperament... tsk tsk... a stunner at first glance~

The man under him... looks quite... familiar...

? ! ! ! ! !

Zhang Hai's face turned pale, his arrogant expression just now was suddenly shattered, he knelt down with a plop, and shouted with a trembling voice, "Regent... Lord Regent!"

The neck was still being pointed at by a sharp weapon, and his life might be taken away at any time. The regent tilted his head sideways, frowning slightly, like a man whose good things were disturbed, and said in a deep voice, "Get out."

Zhang Hai was startled by his attitude, but who is he?He is the king regent who controls the entire government, and even the emperor is firmly suppressed!He didn't even dare to explain a word, he quickly waved his hands, and retreated at a faster speed than when he came, and even closed the door considerately for others, so that no one would disturb the good things.

But...didn't Mr. Gui just say that there are two men coming in here...why did that man change into a woman's clothes?

And why would the Prince Regent, who has always kept himself clean, appear in a place like a brothel?

Standing at the door in bewilderment, Zhang Hai always felt that he had overlooked something, just when a certain guess faintly surfaced in his heart, a coquettish voice that was obviously a woman's voice suddenly came out from the door.

"My friend~ I just scared her to death~"

...What a woman!

Zhang Hai, who was used to seeing these things, smiled clearly.

Men, there are always needs in this regard.

With his head down, he hurriedly left and kicked down the door of the house. Zhang Hai dismissed the doubts in his heart and continued to look for the missing emperor.

Luo Jiugong in the room was still lying on the hapless regent, listening to the movement next to him, and after confirming that they were indeed all left and would not return to the carbine, he immediately propped up his skin-to-skin upper body with tears of joy.

Fortunately, there used to be a world where his task object was a world-renowned voice actor. Although this body has not practiced voice changing, but with his once proficient skills, coupled with the voice of the emperor, who is still in his youth, he is still relaxed Pine did it!

Now even if Mr. Gui told Zhang Hai that the regent was helped in by a man in a blue robe, he would only think that it was a girl disguised as a man, and would not think of the emperor!

Thank goodness!

The author has something to say: The front row recommends the movie A Dog's Mission!The scumbag author went to see it today, and was immediately moved to tears!