[Quick Transmigration] I just want to go through the plot quietly

Feeling the relaxation of Luo Jiugong, the regent king who was lying on the side of his head said lightly, "Your Excellency has already escaped, why don't you get off this king and talk about your conditions?"

If it weren't for you, I would be able to share this shit?

Luo Jiugong, who was out of the crisis, raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and joked with a female voice in a good mood, "The regent is really as rumored, he is a gentleman, and he doesn't even want the soft tofu that comes to his door."

Hearing this, the regent turned his head with his expression unchanged, stared at his face from bottom to top, froze for a moment when he saw it clearly, closed his eyes and opened them again, until he confirmed that this face was not his face that was poisoned by poison. After experiencing hallucinations, he said, "Your Excellency's voice-changing skills are indeed superb, but this king never knew that men can also be called soft tofu."

Luo Jiugong was taken aback by his sudden head turning, hurriedly turned his head and raised his hands to cover his face, and said in surprise, "Can you move your head?"

"It's just your neck...and you don't need to cover your face...painted like this...this king...you will never be able to see your original appearance."

I applied a thick layer on my face, and I could shake off two catties of powder when I smiled. I also drew a small cherry mouth with rouge according to the Tang Dynasty TV series I watched before, and put two red dots on it. Luo Jiugong, who didn't dare to admit it, "...I think so too...but I'm relieved to hear you say that."

Although he said so, but the other party's setting in the novel can be regarded as thoughtful, even if only the neck can move now, he still has reason to believe that the other party is just hiding his clumsiness, waiting for a blow.According to Luo Jiugong's own thinking, it is actually the best to kill this potential risk factor directly, that is, to save face and reputation.It's a pity that this person is an important supporting role throughout the whole text. He can't be killed, and he can't be beaten. Since he has been rescued, it will be a long night and dreams. It is safest to leave as soon as possible!

After thinking about it, Luo Jiugong climbed out of the bed, ignored the question asked by the other party behind him, made a few light vertical leaps, and quickly hugged the men's clothing on the beam in his arms.Unfolding and trembling, he was about to change into it, when he suddenly thought that the other party might recognize him through this dress, he hesitated for a moment, still picked up a plain gauze dress in his hand and put it on Meat, opened the window, saw no one outside, climbed straight to the edge of the wooden bed, and fled.

The bewildered Prince Regent:......

Wait... did this run away?

What about the conditions for letting me go?What about the subordinates of the agreed political opponents?What about planned crimes?

Did he really have no purpose in going to save me, just to be brave? !

Leaving aside the regent who doubted his life behind him, Luo Jiugong, who had no courage and determination to change clothes in the street, hugged his clothes, painted a face of heavy makeup that ghosts didn't recognize, and lowered his head to pick all kinds of alleys. .Huangtian paid off, and finally let him find a quiet place where he can wear clothes!

Looking left and right, after confirming that there was no one there, he shook the clothes in his arms, put them on the crabapple sticks protruding from the hole in the wall of the house next to him, and stretched out his hand to tie the belt on his side, To take off the gauze.

Unexpectedly, just when he had just taken off half of his body, his collarbone was half covered, and his shoulders were about to be exposed, a familiar male voice suddenly came from above his head, "What are you doing?"

Fuck someone? !

Luo Jiugong's hands froze.

He raised his head, and saw Bailishang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, tilting his head, with his hands resting on the wall, looking at him curiously.

However, this curious expression didn't last long. The moment he saw Luo Jiugong's current face clearly, Bailishang opened his mouth wide as if someone had punched him in the face, his hands softened, and he rattled. It fell down from the top of the wall and made a loud noise.

If you don't run at this time, wait!

He took off the clothes hanging on the tree, and didn't care about the crabapple flowers that were accidentally dropped together and fell to the ground. Luo Jiugong, with the clothes in his arms, raised a trail of dust and smoke behind him at the speed of a calf, and fled. up.

I don't know how long he ran, but it wasn't until his lungs were about to explode that he slowed down and stopped slowly, leaning on the wall with one hand and akimbo with the other, panting heavily.He hadn't drank any water for a whole day, his throat felt thirsty for a while, and he couldn't help coughing heart-piercingly for a while, and finally he recovered.

The emperor's small body is really too bad... Although he also took riding and archery lessons before, it only achieved the effect of physical fitness, and it was far from what can be called a good level.

I don't know how he persisted with so many small attacks in the original book.

...Forget it, it has nothing to do with me, why think so much.

Dust off the dust on the hem of the skirt, Luo Jiugong relaxed and raised his head to see where he ran to. Unexpectedly, at the first glance, he saw a masculine face two meters away that had just bid farewell , Bared out a mouthful of big white teeth, and smiled brightly at himself.

He almost fell to the ground.

"How did you come after me?!"

Thanks to his strong reflexes, even in this situation, remembering to change the voice to a female voice, without revealing.

As expected, Bailishang on the opposite side didn't notice anything wrong, just blinked his eyes, and said with a smile, "I saw you running, so I caught up with you." After that, he poked his probe forward again, curiously said, "So, you run What is it?"

Luo Jiugong never expected that it was just that the other party chased him for a few blocks, and for such a weird reason, a mouthful of old blood suddenly choked up in his chest, and he felt bad all over.

What's wrong with this guy!If you see anyone running, chase them!How come I haven't seen you chasing a mouse before! !

And you don't care why I ran!Does it have a dime relationship with you? Hundan! !

Taking a deep breath, he kept telling himself to be calm and calm. While pinching the lotus fingers with his thumb and index finger, he gently twisted up a little corner of his clothes to cover his face, and said in that charming, crying female voice "You looked at his body...don't let him run away...beep..."

Bailishang was most afraid of a woman crying in his life. Seeing that the other party dropped the golden beans without saying a word, he was at a loss and said, "You...don't cry... I was wrong, can't I be wrong?"

Luo Jiugong got goosebumps from his own aversion to the cold, so he couldn't help seeing him from the opposite side, so he hurriedly moved lightly, took two steps back, and continued to groan.

When Bailishang saw this, the guilt in his heart was overwhelming. Thinking that this is ancient times, women's social status is generally relatively low, and the other party is so ugly, he must not be able to marry.And I accidentally looked at the other person's body and ruined the person's chastity, of course I have to be responsible.

But thinking that I am an out-and-out gay, without any moisture at all, and there is a beloved little emperor who has not yet successfully conquered, no matter what, it is impossible to marry her!

After thinking about it for a long time, his ears were still being poisoned by the whispering sound piercing through his brain, Bailishang held his head in distress, and suddenly wanted to see how the crabapple flowers in the backyard were blooming today. The intestines of regret are green.But since the matter has been provoked, he is not the kind of irresponsible scum, no matter what, he still has to come up with a solution.

Here, Luo Jiugong was crying and peeking at his expression. He saw that even though the other party was thinking, he did not relax his vigilance. If he ran away again now, it would attract the other party's attention.... Let's stay still and adapt to the situation.

Sighing, Bailishang finally said, "Girl, don't cry... Although I can't marry you for some reason, I can still be responsible for your life. Or else, if you want , then follow me back to the mansion, and I will find you a better job; if you don’t want to, I have some money here, and you can use it to make a living for yourself.”

Fortunately, you don't want to marry me! !I can rest assured that! !

Wiping away the hot sweat from running for too long and the cold sweat from fright on his forehead in the gesture of wiping tears, Luo Jiugong raised his head and was washed out with five or six traces of sweat, the rest of his face was pale, with only the middle Painted scarlet lips smiled, ugly as hell.

If it was just a little ugly just now, now this woman is ugly, out of character, ugly out of style, people will never have the courage to take a second look after seeing her for the first time!

At that moment, Bailishang truly realized what it means to look at a country and then a city...

Luo Jiugong saw him pressing his churning stomach with a pale face, and thought he had a stomach problem. Based on the central idea that the customer is God, he twisted his body and said softly, "Thank you, sir, for your righteousness... I hope you will Can you give me more money, and you can use it when you go back... Ah! Lang Jun, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep clutching your stomach? Does it make your stomach hurt?"

Seeing her in pain, Bailishang still wanted to come forward, thinking about his own life, he quickly waved his hands and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I'm pregnant, I'm nauseated, I'll be fine in a few months!!! "

Luo Jiugong "......"

Seeing that the woman on the opposite side stopped him, he quickly took off the purse from his waist, turned his head and looked at the wall to wash his eyes, and quickly said, "I really offended the girl, I will give you everything in this purse, don't come again ...Ah no, it's a good journey!"

Bumping the heavy purse, although Luo Jiugong was curious why his attitude changed so quickly by 180 degrees, but being able to get rid of the other party was a great thing, so he stopped entangled, turned around, twisted his waist, and walked a little Broken steps left.

He found a place where no one was there again, and focused on observing the top of the wall. After confirming that it was really safe, he quickly changed his clothes, went into a house, washed his face by the pool, and Shi Shiran went back. palace.

The general Bailishang played by the client only appeared in the original text for a little more than a month, because the first chance to hook up with the emperor was destroyed by himself, and he avoided it after several efforts, so When the time came, he waved his hand and sent the other party back to the frontier with a memorial.

Sitting in his seat, he smiled triumphantly, and suddenly heard Zhang Hai report outside, "Your Majesty, the Regent is asking to see you."

Why is he here again? !