I always want to be a river crab once in a quick time travel

At dusk, the black crow was frightened, seeing the high wall covering the sky and the sun.

There was the sound of "da da" footsteps ahead, and a man in black appeared in the valley, holding a bloody fur ball in his hand, and a strong smell of blood lingered around him, and the breath of death swallowed the sky and destroyed the earth.

He suddenly turned his head, his head covered in black silk like madness, as if he was about to overwhelm the sky, his dark and deep eyes were fixed, and the cold winter breath in all directions enveloped Su Yu.

He saw the man in black open his lips, and heard a voice that made his bones tremble: "Do you want me, or do you want him?"

Su Yu seemed to have returned to the panic-stricken days of Lao Yuan, obviously he was the weakest useless material in Lao Yuan, he was like a mouse crossing the street avoiding the group of fighting monsters every day, so as not to be harmed by Chi Yu.

However, he was entangled by two men with strong strength, and even one of them was Zhan Gaohan, whom gods and demons would avoid when they saw it. Of course, the final outcome was that the two demons killed each other. He saw Zhan Gaohan carrying the other man with his own eyes. head questioned him.

So much so that it became Su Yu's most frightening memory.

Su Yu found a glass of water with his breath, and he breathed a sigh of relief after filling the whole pot.

"There's a lamp over the bed cabinet."

Su Yu was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What lamp?"

"On the left, three feet away from you, wrong, on the top, that's the one, click."

With a "pop", the whole world lit up. Su Yu couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and said in surprise: "This is really amazing! Press it and it will be so bright!"

Even if it is not night, it is shrouded in dusk all year round in Yuyuan. The most dazzling light he has ever seen is only the sparks from the friction of magic weapons during fierce battles.

Su Yu suddenly understood why those gods and demons pursued war.

Opening the curtains, the city in the middle of the night is still sleeping quietly, only the sky full of sparks, flickering wantonly; but this is enough to shock Su Yu, in the Yuanyuan, there is no natural light, only moist blood mist and blood battlefield.

"It will be dawn in three hours."

The alarm clock was placed beside the bed, and the hour hand was pointing at the position of 3. Su Yu picked up the clock and shook it from side to side and said, "This is really convenient, can you give it to me?"

"Put it down, you broke it."

Su Yu stopped shaking, and sure enough the thing was still. He put down the alarm clock guiltily, lowered his head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so weak."

But even if he broke his 'treasure', this guy named System didn't show up, so it must not be something important, right?Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Now I'm going to start posting tasks."

Su Yu blinked desperately.Lu Yuan's weakest useless material, this title has never been shaken off since it was hung on Su Yu.

Although he promised the system to be an ox and a horse at the beginning, as long as he was kept away from Zhan Gaohan's request; but the inferiority complex in his heart made him tell the truth to the system.

"I am the weakest of us, can I really help you? Do you think it would be better for you to change to someone else?"

The system glanced at the alarm clock that was disabled by Su Yu's light shake, and said foolishly: "You have to believe in my vision, you are the person I am looking for, and there is no one who is more suitable than you!"

With a sound of "sucking", Su Yu's face flushed, and he said excitedly: "You are so kind! As long as I don't let me go back to Yuyuan, I can do anything!"

Even the weakest one who climbed out of the crowd of gods and demons could not be called a good person, and was particularly easy to be fooled.

The system issued a task and said: "According to the analysis of the current situation of Jinjiang readers' hobbies, the most suitable task in the world at present is: the rival in love will eventually become a CP."

The protagonist in the world is a fan of the movie king, who bites anyone who is black, but in real life, he is forced to have a relationship with his boss because of business trips, and has been humiliated many times because of his unequal status, so he accidentally came into contact with the movie king. When you fall into the tender land, you will know the truth: the actor likes his boss.

Frustrated, the protagonist leaves. The boss and actor wake up and chase the protagonist back together.

And the person Su Yu wears is the protagonist.

The system continued to fool around and said: "This task is very easy. The boss Zhanliang didn't like the protagonist before. The relationship was only because of physical needs. As long as the host doesn't do things that cause people to misunderstand, there will be no other feelings. As for the actor Wan Qirui , from the very beginning, he only liked Zhanliang, and when we got along with him, he was not too close to him, and if he needed an assist, the task could be easily completed!"

"It's that simple!" Obviously, Su Yu was fooled into being extremely confident: "I will definitely work hard to complete the task I have given!"

The east is white, and the dawn light penetrates into the room. Su Yu walked to the window and looked at the bustling city. He couldn't help admiring the wonder of this world in his heart.

"There's change in the drawer, go downstairs and buy breakfast."

Unmoved, Su Yu explained to the system: "I don't need food, I won't be hungry."

The system said: "The first condition for completing the task is to be a qualified human being and not be exposed. Now, you are hungry, go downstairs to buy breakfast."

"Oh." Su Yu scratched his head, and the system saw him open the drawer, tore open the wallet, and took out a ticket called Ruanmeibi.

Sure enough, as monsters, even the weakest ones cannot be referenced by human thinking.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

Su Yu spread out his arms, wanting to fly high and said, "Go downstairs."

"Ahhhh! Stop! As a human being, I would never... jump off the eighth floor..."

Su Yu looked towards the tall building and said, "Isn't it possible? I thought I could jump towards the light like this. It feels really comfortable. Can't I really try it again?"

"..." The system felt that he was fooling too much, which caused the monster's brain to have some problems.

"You have to understand! Once your identity is exposed, you will be killed by the world's black technology weapons! Dead means mission failure!"

Su Yu almost exploded, squatting on the ground and holding his head counter-conditionally, "Is that black technology very powerful? What kind of treasure? I haven't even heard of it."

"...Yes, very powerful, so you have to be serious."

Su Yu sniffed his nose aggrievedly, his straight nose was extremely cute, and asked in a low voice, "Then what should I do now?"

"Buy breakfast first, go straight on the left, the one with the longest line is the one."

Half an hour later, Su Yu held two eggs and two steamed buns in his hand, and asked in a daze, "How do you eat this?"

It happened that a couple passed by him, glanced at the food in his hand, and heard them discussing each other before leaving.

As a monster who strives to be a human being, Su Yu asked the system: "What is neuropathy?"

Seeing that more and more people were staring at Su Yu.

"...I think it's better for you to go home now."

Su Yu didn't know the system crashed, so he responded obediently, and walked on the way home.

As soon as this happened, something that caused the system to crash happened. As a non-human being who built an elevator for the first time, Su Yu was so non-human that he took the elevator and insisted on dismantling it and using it as his own mount... ..

Boy, do you know about airplanes?

In the end, relying on the threat of the system, Su Yu reluctantly left. With his pitiful appearance, people who didn't know thought he was being bullied by someone.

As a result, just after arriving home, before the system had time to breathe a sigh of relief, it saw Su Yu trying to stuff the egg into his mouth, trying to swallow it.

"Shut up!" The system couldn't help screaming, the piercing mechanical sound made Su Yu slightly sluggish, only heard a 'gudong', and he swallowed the egg the size of a child's fist.

"It's not delicious." Su Yu seriously commented.

And the system has quickly checked: Is eating egg shells harmful to the human body! ?

When Su Yu was licking the shell of the egg, the system said: "It should be able to digest, but ordinary human beings will not devour eggs that have not been peeled."

Su Yu licked the egg over and over again, and then told the system aggrievedly: "It's not delicious, why eat it?"

"Try peeling the shell first?"

"It still doesn't taste good, it's dry." Su Yu pushed away the half-bitten egg, and said to the system in an eager manner: "Can you not eat it, I feel like it's going to dry out."

As he spoke, he stuck his hand down his throat, trying to pick out half of the egg he had just eaten.

"Idiot! Drink water!" The system is about to explode, but I don't know where it can explode.

After Su Yu rushed into the toilet and drank tap water, the system finally gave up, "Forget it, as long as you don't expose yourself in front of others, it will be fine."

While hiccupping, Su Yu laughed and said, "That's really great." After finishing speaking, he hiccupped again, but found that he couldn't stop, tears fell down and cried: "System, am I going to die? ?belch......"

"No, you're drinking too much."

While the system couldn't bear to look directly at him, Su Yu finally held back his tears.

The original owner, Zong Shou, is a fan of movie kings, so in order to maintain his personality, the first thing Su Yu did was to turn on his computer, enter the back garden forum of the entertainment industry, and find out who was secretly poking at the shadow king.

After clicking on the comment, Su Yu asked: "Wan Qirui must have plastic surgery, what does plastic surgery mean?"

"It's just a knife in the face."

"Oh, so that's how it is. It's strange that our people like it to each other."

Su Yu leaned closer to the computer and continued to read: "It's still very contrived, so what?"

"It's just pretending to deceive people."

Su Yu blinked, "Our people also like to lie! It's so scary!"

Afraid of wool!You can kill several mortals with a single slap!

"Don't be afraid, I will protect you, now you have to scold him back!"

Su Yu clenched his fists and nodded, "Okay!"

With the help of the system, Su Yu chose to write by hand, and after 10 minutes...

The system watched Su Yu write five words and clicked send.

you're a bad guy......

bad guy...

people......

The author has something to say: Please collect new articles!It's also of the same type: the fast-traveling text of attacking idiots.

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