I always want to be a river crab once in a quick time travel

"Oh my god! What's wrong with Han Fengda today?"

"Has Rui's number one running dog finally got his account hacked! Fan Wanqirui sent a congratulatory message from his garden!"

"Am I the only one who thinks it's cute? Hold the lid of the pot and run away!"

"???? Can anyone tell me what happened? Who is Hanfeng?"

The actor who was far away was squatting in the apartment and playing with his mobile phone. When he saw the comments from his idiot fan who can be called a hundred black fans, he thought: Is this modified?

Although behind every star there are a few lackeys who specialize in recruiting black fans, obviously, this kind of brainless fans do not please the owner.

So the actor boarded his own trumpet and poked Han Feng's account: "Are you Han Feng himself?"

After more than ten minutes, the film king hurled swear words in his heart: This film king is looking for you in person!It's fine if you don't kneel and lick! How dare you ignore people!

The news from Han Feng was long overdue: "Who are you?"

The actor raised his eyebrows, and quickly said: "I'm also a fan of actor Rui O(∩_∩)O~~ I've wanted to get to know you for a long time~"

10 minutes passed...

Hanfeng: "Oh, hello."

Film Emperor Rui threw his phone angrily, picked it up and blew it on to see that it was not damaged before replying: "Han Feng is so cold~"

Hanfeng: "What does O(∩_∩)O~~ mean?"

Movie Emperor Rui really doubts that the person chatting with him is a dog. Now that he is masturbating, he doesn't distinguish between a human and a dog, so it shouldn't be surprising to chat...

On Su Yu's side, the system was on the verge of crashing, "It's over, it's over...you must have been exposed..."

Su Yu stared at the screen with a puffy face, and finally sent out: "Hello, this number belongs to my cousin. When he is out, he will leave this number to me."

System: "...that's the only way to go, it's not too stupid."

Movie Emperor Rui suddenly realized: "So that's how it is!" What the hell!Only a fool would believe such an idiotic reason!

Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the awesome account named Ruirui. It seems that human beings are still easy to deceive.

After dealing with the actor, Su Yu was called out to work by the system.

"Why do you have to go to work?" Su Yu rubbed his fluffy hair: "It's really troublesome to be a human being."

As a human being with neither money nor a car, Su Yu can only choose to walk or take a bus.

The system suggested: "You don't understand anything now, so as not to be exposed easily, I don't mind if you take the bus."

"Is the bus a kind of mount?"

Then Su Yu waited at the bus station for more than ten minutes, and finally waited for the mount called the bus. As soon as he got on the bus, Su Yu felt an unpleasant smell, and told the system many times: Do not use force, do not speak.

Su Yu was aggrieved and squeezed into a corner.

It wasn't until he got out of the car that he took a deep breath. As soon as he entered the company, he found many people staring at him. Su Yu felt guilty and didn't dare to ask the system because the system didn't allow him to talk to him in front of people.

The system silently glanced at the stump of hair on his head, followed his walking rhythm little by little, and chose to play dead.

Because he was afraid that Su Yu would do something like holding on to the elevator again, the system kept warning him from the very beginning: If you don't obey, you will be thrown back into the abyss!

The fact is that the elevator is also crowded, which made Su Yu think of the psychological shadow of the bus, and also made him lose his good impression of the elevator at the beginning.

When he walked to the office, just as his butt landed on the office chair, a pile of documents were smashed on Su Yu's desk, and Su Yu hugged his head against the condition.

"If you dare to say something strange, I'll beat you!" The system yelled thunderously in Su Yu's mind, frightening Su Yu into a daze.

The female colleague who threw the documents on Su Yu's desk looked at Su Yu strangely, and said, "Let's deal with this first today."

Su Yumang nodded without a clue, "Oh, yes."

Picking up the pen, Su Yuxin's troubles came again, "What should I write about?"

The system is already used to Qiandu, telling Su Yu the answer it knows, and it shouldn't be too demanding for a monster.

Su Yu's pen stopped in the space for a long time before the system asked, "What's wrong?"

He buried his head on the table weakly, "How can I write in such a small space?"

Only then did the system realize that Su Yu came from an uneducated world, and that he could read and write because he was passed down through blood and had his own skills. As for how good-looking his writing is, it must be impossible.

So in the system sentence after sentence: "Smaller, smaller." A row of characters from large to small appeared on the document.

The reality is appalling.

The long process of calligraphy practice is not over yet, and it's time for the system and Su Yu to suffer from eating.

Su Yu’s hand holding the chopsticks trembled, and the system taught him in his brain: “You can’t grasp it with your hands! You can learn from how others eat! You are much better than humans! You will definitely do it!”

The female colleague next to him gave him a strange look again, and finally asked, "What's wrong with you today?"

Su Yu shook his head like a rattle: "No, it's all right." The chopsticks holding the rice grains fell down again, wanting to cry but no tears.

The female colleague put down her chopsticks, walked over with Su Yu's terrified expression, picked up the folder, and said, "Have you been writing for too long? There are indeed a lot of folders these days. The project I'm in charge of is in the off-season. Do something for you."

As he spoke, he sorted out half of the folders and took them back to his desk.

Su Yu's eyes were slightly red: "Thank you."

The female colleague tilted her head and smiled: "Look at you, it's not a big deal, they are all in the same office, it's easy to get along by helping each other."

As a result, after the system gave up teaching, Su Yu ate more than half of the fast food with a spoon in his hand.

At this time, the female colleague saw it and asked, "Aren't you hungry after just eating this?"

With food still in his mouth, Su Yu shook his head.

Seeing another female colleague propping her cheeks and smiling, "I'm really envious. If I want to lose weight, I'm afraid that I'll be hungry and dizzy and delay my work."

When he got off work, Su Yu deliberately greeted his female colleagues, and carefully said to the system in a corner where no one was around: "It's the first time someone treats me so well."

The system said without thinking: "Your two mistresses are also kind to you."

After finishing speaking, there was a moment of silence, and Su Yu blushed, "They treat me well because they want to have sex with me."

The system's tone was erratic: "It's not necessarily true, because you like it, you will have desires."

"Hmph! Bad guys!" Su Yu stopped the system from saying good things about those two men, "Anyway, they like to force me to do things I don't like, so it's better if they all die."

After finishing speaking, he ignored the system and went downstairs alone.

The system also knew that Su Yu didn't like those two people, not just because he was forced to do something he didn't like, and didn't continue talking.

After Su Yu ran downstairs angrily, the system said, "Aren't you tired from running down from the sixteenth floor?"

Su Yu gasped, looked left and right, saw that no one noticed him, so he squinted and said, "Bad guy! It's all your fault!"

System: "..." If I have a head, I want to help my forehead.

While getting angry, Su Yu ran out of the company, looked at the passing vehicles, covered his mouth and whispered, "Can I not take the bus? They fart."

"I watched the plot and found that the original owner did not have his own car." The system was also very distressed, seeing Su Yu's pitiful appearance squeezed into biscuits, it was also very distressed.

Su Yu wrinkled his nose, looked at the crowds and cars coming and going, finally stopped his gaze, and pointed excitedly: "I want to take that!"

The system hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't point casually! You will be discovered!"

As soon as the words fell, the window of the black car pointed at by Su Yu slid down, and the man in black on the driver's seat hooked his finger at Su Yu.

Before the system could stop it, Su Yu happily ran to the car, leaning on the window and asked the man, "How do I get in?"

The man looks about 30 years old, and his black bangs are neatly combed to the top of his head, revealing a full forehead, which is slightly mature and stable. According to human aesthetics, he is still extraordinary.

At this moment, his pair of deep sword eyes were rare and gentle, and he said kindly in every possible way: "There is a handlebar next to it, just pull it away."

Su Yu hurriedly jumped on the back door, opened it and got in immediately, although the car was still a little narrow, but after experiencing the crowding of the bus, Su Yu was already very satisfied, squinting his eyes and said happily: "Thank you. "

The man rested his hands on the steering wheel. From Su Yu's angle, he couldn't see his expression. He only heard him say, "It's okay. I haven't asked you where your family lives yet?"

"Go to the right, there is a Wanning community, and I live in it." After finishing speaking, Su Yu heard the system yelling at him in his head that he was a fool, and because there were others beside him, he didn't dare to ask casually. What's wrong with the system.

The man turned the steering wheel and laughed in a low voice: "What a coincidence, I also live in it."

Su Yu smiled absent-mindedly, didn't speak any more, quietly lowered his head, and asked the system in a voice like a mosquito: "What's wrong? Is there any problem with him?"

"The question is how are you! A normal person would never get in a stranger's car!"

The man in the driver's seat turned his head slightly and asked Su Yu, "What's wrong?"

He heard it.

Su Yu hurriedly stopped talking about the system, feeling apprehensive, shook his head and said, "It's nothing!"

In the end, the man just smiled, as if very happy: "You look so cute talking to yourself."

"Huh?" Su Yu opened his eyes wide: "Can you see it?"

The man raised his chin slightly to indicate the rearview mirror, and Su Yu's eyes lit up when he looked at the rearview mirror: "This is really convenient." It seems that being a human is also quite good.

After hearing this, the man slightly bent his index finger, and with a smile on his lips, he asked casually, "I don't know which building or room you live in."

When Su Yu opened his mouth, the system quickly stopped him: "Don't say anything!"

Although Su Yu was confused, he still obeyed the system and hesitated for a while before asking him, "Why are you asking this?"