Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

Su Gui was startled by its sudden snarl, and was walking in front of Lu Miannian when he suddenly tripped and threw himself into his arms, his lips that were slightly parted out of surprise were caught in his mouth. up...

Su Gui: "!!!"

Kong Ming shouted angrily: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" His face was full of betrayal, and he turned and ran out of the hall.

There were only two people with mysterious postures left in the hall, and the atmosphere fell into a stagnation for a while.

"stand up."

There was no emotion in the faint voice.Su Gui hurriedly pushed his arm to stand up, his face was so hot that it was almost smoking. He could almost foresee that in the Wuji Sect in the ice mountain and snow field, a perverted myth was about to be created!

With ice-cold hands covering his head, Su Gui felt a sense of dislocation for a moment. Lu Miannian quickly took his hand away, "Five Spirit Roots."

Su Gui was still immersed in the feeling just now, and looked up at him in confusion, he didn't know that his eyes were red and blind, as if he couldn't bear the blow and was crumbling.

It seems that on the salted fish train, a passenger suddenly lost his dream!

"Five spirit roots can also be cultivated."

Lu Miannian hesitated for a moment, and then put his hand on his forehead. Su Gui felt a prick between his brows, and then a large section of exercise formulas flooded his mind.It seems that someone specially wrote the cultivation methods for Wulinggen. It is quite detailed, and even some slightly difficult places are accompanied by pictures.

"This is my self-created exercise in the past, and I will hand it over to you today. It needs to be practiced diligently."

"Yes."

Su Gui touched the center of his brows, ignored the slight strange feeling in his heart, bowed and thanked him, and then left.It wasn't until I went back to the room and saw the book spread out on the desk that I remembered where my inexplicable sense of familiarity came from.

[Su Gui withdrew his hand, looked at the boy's expectant eyes, and couldn't bear to look away.

"Five spirit roots."

The boy's eyes dimmed suddenly, his face still had the injury from climbing the ladder, he didn't shed tears, but his wound did.

Su Gui watched the young man slowly turn around and stagger towards the outside of the hall, but he finally couldn't bear it, and said: "You can worship under my door."

I will solve your dissatisfaction. ]

This is the content of Su Gui's No Return in Sleeping Years, the beginning of Su Gui's first novel.The same people, similar plots, but the positions have been reversed.

Su Gui buried his head in the quilt and took a deep breath, finally getting rid of all bad emotions, lying on the bed with his eyes closed and talking to the little spicy chicken.

"What do you mean by what you just said in the temple?"

"Chirp?" Little Spicy Chicken recalled for a moment, and suddenly said: "That Chirp? That person is the son of luck in this world. If you can conquer him, you don't need to conquer others!"

Su Gui's eyes lit up, he opened them suddenly, and said pleasantly, "So good? Then is it difficult for him to attack?"

The little spicy chicken sneered, "How can a man not be able to conquer? Take off your pants, men are lower body animals!"

Although he wanted to complain, but the tone of the little spicy chicken was too swearing, Su Gui couldn't help hesitating: Is this really the case?Little Spicy Chicken is a system no matter what, so he should be very clear about this kind of thing.but……

"Are you sure it's okay?"

"Of course Chirp! I have a lot of experience!" Little Spicy Chicken patted his chest and assured him, "Just do this, it will work!"

Su Gui nodded, finally determined to sell his body for the great revolutionary cause!But the facts have proved: the body is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to.

The current Su Gui is just a cook.

Which school principal have you ever seen get together with the cafeteria aunt?There is no chance to meet at all!

Su Gui is now in such a predicament that love is hard to express.He has a beautiful face, holding a big kitchen knife, chopping meat with a bang, his eyes are full of murderous intent!

The other three cooks shrank to the side tremblingly, not daring to show their anger, and exchanged information with each other's eyes that they couldn't read.

Su Gui threw the kitchen knife away and turned to look at the cooks who were huddled together. The three of them swallowed collectively, folded their arms in front of their chests, and stared at him vigilantly.

Su Gui: "...Am I so scary?"

The cooks didn't dare to make a sound, Su Gui took a step forward, and the three immediately shrank even tighter. Su Gui sneered at them, showing his white teeth, "Where does Kong Ming live?"

I beat him to death! !

The three of them met each other's eyes, became cruel, and said: "The Wuyun Peak is the lowest, and it is by the lakeside forest."

Dead Daoist friends do not die poor Daoists!

Su Gui slammed his five fingers and clawed at them, and watched with satisfaction that the three big men were trembling like a big girl who was about to be raped, and then he "hummed" and went to Kong Ming to settle the score.

This guy looked like a gentleman, but he didn't expect that he didn't have the slightest clue. As soon as something came out of his mouth, it immediately turned into a hurricane and sprayed out. He might as well change his name to Mentos!

If it weren't for this guy, how could he be as famous as he is now as "showy".

Su Gui became more and more angry when he saw Kong Ming squatting and catching crabs by the lake from a distance, and immediately became angry. He used all the spiritual energy he had cultivated so hard, sneaked a few steps behind Kong Ming, and rushed forward, pressing Kong Ming on the ground. The water fluttered.

This was truly a disaster. Kong Ming choked on a big mouthful of water, splashed wildly in the water, poked his head out from time to time, and desperately asked for help: "Help... help!!"

"Who are you kidding? The water is not as high as your calf."

"No, it's not... I... Puff... I'm afraid of water!"

"..."

Seeing that he didn't seem to be faking, Su Gui grabbed his clothes with both hands and dragged him to the shore. Only then did he see that Kong Ming calmed down slowly, panting with his mouth open as if he was escaping from death.

"Afraid of the water, you still catch crabs?"

Kong Ming managed to catch his breath, and immediately argued, "It's delicious! Just the one you made a few days ago, that..."

“Spicy Fried Crab.”

"Yes! When will you do it again?" Kong Ming's eyes sparkled with anticipation.

Su Gui glanced at him with a half-smile, "It's fine now, but you have to do one thing for me."

Kong Ming asked vigilantly, "What's the matter?"

Su Gui smiled kindly, "It's a trivial matter. Tell me, where does your master live?"

"Just one word, fragrant crabs, bright red, one by one on the plate, you lift the lid, the crab paste is golden yellow, trembling, flowing with oil..."

Kong Ming swallowed longingly, struggled quickly in his heart, and hesitated: "Aren't you going to do something bad?"

Su Gui frowned, "How can I be that kind of person, I just want to discuss some issues with the suzerain."

Such as racial reproduction, philosophy of life!

Kong Ming still didn't understand the dangers of the human heart, so he nodded foolishly, "Is that so? If you walk up the river and see a two-story building, that's it."

Su Gui patted his head in satisfaction, "Good boy, I'll make crabs for you tomorrow."

"Well! It's a deal!"

Su Gui went up along the river first, and after he successfully set foot on the spot, he went back to his residence to make preparations. He took a bath first, put some petals, then put some petals, put more petals... until the basin was almost full of petals, he Only then stopped.

He soaked in this bath for less than half an hour. Fortunately, there is a constant temperature formation in the basin, so he will not take a cold bath.

Su Gui stood up, with a few pink petals stuck to his slender and fair legs, which made his skin white and soft, and his long hair like a waterfall was also wrapped around his waist, black and white complement each other, and the strong parallax brought the same strong desire.

Su Gui looked at the blurred but beautiful body in the bronze mirror with satisfaction, reached out and grabbed two handfuls of his buttocks, "I want to fuck myself and cry!"

It was so easy to wait until night, when everything was still, Su Gui was only wearing a cloak, but inside was empty, sneakily dodged the patrolling disciples, and walked all the way to the place where he stepped on during the day.

The small wooden two-storey building was quietly sleeping among the flowers, Su Gui was overjoyed, wrapped his cloak even tighter, and then tiptoed through the flower forest to the small building.

In the silent night, suddenly there was a buzzing sound, and it came from behind him, and it became louder and louder. Su Gui glanced at the small building worriedly, making sure that the sleeping person hadn't woken up yet, and then looked back angrily. .

Bee colony: ^ω^

Su Gui: "!!!"

This time, the soul was really scared away, Su Gui ran forward desperately, the bee swarm was chasing after him, and new bees continued to join the crusade army. I couldn't help but shed tears of regret.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have taken a flower petal bath!

After the painful price of losing all his body except his well-protected face, Su Gui finally ran into the small building. The swarm of bees lingered unwillingly outside the building for a long time. They finally didn't dare to break in, and finally dispersed helplessly. .

Su Gui lay on the floor panting desperately, and only dared to relax when he saw the swarm of bees dispersed. He calmed down his breath, took off his shoes and slowly walked around the building, stepping on the floor with his bare feet, making no sound at all.

"Ding!"

Su Gui was startled, and quickly jumped away, but suddenly bumped his waist against the corner of the table, his face was distorted in pain, he covered his waist and rubbed it gently, Su Gui didn't dare to be careless anymore, his eyes flashed slightly light, and searched around the room.

After successfully avoiding all kinds of warning props, Su Gui finally stood in front of Lu Miannian's bed.

The majestic suzerain put so many props in the house!Su Gui exhaled angrily, and made a deep nasal sound due to fatigue.

Su Gui was startled, and quickly lay down and covered his mouth and nose and hid under the bed, his movements were so swift and violent that it was not like ordinary people.After waiting quietly for a while, Su Gui cautiously poked his head out to look at the bed.

Fortunately, he didn't meet a pair of eyes glowing with horror like in horror stories. Lu Miannian was not woken up, his beautiful eyes were closed, his breathing was even, and he was sleeping soundly.

Su Gui heaved a sigh of relief, slowly got up, and was knocked on the head again by the bed board. He grinned his teeth and looked at Lu Miannian's sweet sleeping face, and couldn't help feeling angry: I have worked so hard to seduce you. , you fell asleep like a dead pig!

Maybe the bees sucked his brains and nectar away. Su Gui stretched out his hand out of nowhere, lifted the quilt, and ruthlessly... grabbed his mission target.

Grab a handful.

Su Gui: "!!!"

The author has something to say:

What you hold is a small cherry, not a big water pipe, you should be pure :)

As for what the mission goal is, you know :)

Explain Mentos terrier, that is, put Mentos in Coke, and the Coke will explode immediately, which means that the words and behaviors that were originally normal, as long as they meet Kong Ming, will immediately deteriorate and explode.

Ask the editor to poke me, poke me, poke me!Shaking tits manually. Sit and wait!

The update time is [-]:[-] every night, and the launch of the double update will be completed at [-]:[-] tomorrow night, and the daily update will start the day after tomorrow.