Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

"Hey, have you heard? There is a ghost in the Zongli!"

"Isn't it you who passed it on? If you want me to say that this gorgeous ghost is really bold, he dared to run to the suzerain!"

"Isn't it?" The disciple who spoke first frowned, "You don't know, that day when I was patrolling Wuyun Peak, I saw a shadow rushing down from the peak. I was scared to death!"

Su Gui passed the two of them with a tray, couldn't help but pause, and tried to walk over as if nothing had happened.

unwise!What a mistake!

Su Gui's phoenix eyes drooped slightly, and he exhaled foul air from his mouth. He picked up a piece of hibiscus cake with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. The sweet taste spread in his mouth, and Su Gui narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

In fact, this trip was not all fruitless, at least he knew that the suzerain of the Wuji Sect fell asleep like a dead pig, which would undoubtedly be of great help to his future actions.

At night, Su Gui repeated his plan again, but this time he didn't dare to soak his body in the fragrance of flowers anymore.After putting on his clothes and tying his cloak, Su Gui quietly went out in the dark.

It's all people... Wait, what's going on with this huge crowd? !

Kong Ming squeezed into the crowd excitedly. Seeing Su Gui, he became even more excited. He raised his hand and waved vigorously at him, "What? You also come to see Yan Gui?"

"..." Su Gui endured the pain and said, "Yes."

Kong Ming patted him on the shoulder, with the expression of someone who came here, "Then you will be disappointed today, there are so many of us, I'm afraid the flamboyant ghost has been scared away long ago."

Su Gui didn't know what expression he should put on, "...then what are you doing outside?"

Let me crawl into bed, won't you!

"You don't understand that." Kong Ming raised his eyebrows, "I'm not interested in erotic ghosts, I just enjoy the atmosphere!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and greeted the two disciples who passed by, "You guys are here too! I just went to the east side, you go to the west side to have a look."

Those two people clasped their fists in gratitude, "Thank you, big brother!"

Kong Ming waved his hand, "It's a trivial matter! Go, go, have fun!"

Su Gui: "..." My heart is so tired.

The night attack plan failed, so Su Gui had to think of a new way.But he is only a cook!Apart from night raids, how else can I contact the Sovereign?

Su Gui's eyes drifted away, and he saw two little disciples who were watching you and me. The female disciple shyly handed over a food box, and the male disciple reached out to take it, and patted his head honestly.

Unexpectedly, even a single dog like Niu Dazhuang will turn over one day!

Su Gui kicked over the bowl of dog food, but he also came up with a brilliant idea: If you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach first!

His eyes lit up, and a gleam of certainty flashed in his eyes, this time he must be foolproof!

A real man will do what he says.

Su Gui spent the whole afternoon in the kitchen, meticulously preparing meals for Lu Miannian.He doesn't know the serious high-end food like Buddha Jumping Wall, but he is good at snacks and home-cooked dishes.

The bright red and spicy Dengying beef, the fragrant and delicious five-shredded vegetable rolls, and a small bowl of fragrant white rice are the staple food.

Fearing that Lu Miannian would not like to eat these, or that he had already eaten, Su Gui prepared some desserts, pea yellow, sugar steamed shortbread, sour plum soup, and a fruit platter arranged like a work of art. Nothing is lost.

Su Gui looked left and right to see if there was no one there, and took out from his sleeve a small packet of medicinal powder that he forced the little spicy chicken to sell his soul begging for at noon, and waved it on the dish with pride.

Hiss - spicy eyes.

Putting all the vegetables into the food box, Su Gui walked towards the foot of Wuyun Peak with both hands.Kong Ming was probably addicted to shrimps and crabs, and he was poking his ass to catch crabs and shrimps again.

Su Gui went over and kicked his ass, made him stand up, and handed him the food box.

Kong Ming was so excited that he couldn't even speak, his eyes were filled with tears of emotion, and he said in a trembling voice, "This is really... If you like me, I will..."

Su Gui interrupted indifferently, "Send it to your master."

"..." Kong Ming's tears froze in his eyes, and it took him a while to answer in dejection.

Su Gui patted him on the head, "Hey, I'll cook a small stove for you in the dining room then."

Only then did Kong Ming carry the food box up the mountain with satisfaction.Su Gui looked at his receding back, touched his smooth chin, and a wicked smirk appeared on his lips.

Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, you can't escape my palm!

Lu Miannian was sitting at the table drinking tea when he sneezed suddenly and was about to frown when he smelled the elegant light fragrance of the tea leaves being covered by a strong fragrance. He raised his eyelids slightly and looked at his The eldest disciple came over with a food box.

"This is made by Su Gui himself at Juzao Peak, and he entrusted me to dedicate it to Master."

Lu Miannian understood it clearly, nodded slightly and said, "It's okay if you know your mistakes and can correct them."

Seeing Kong Ming standing there in a daze, Lu Miannian's eyelids drooped slightly, "How is your practice recently?"

Kong Ming immediately came back to his senses, "I didn't dare to slack off. Master, let's eat first." He put the things on the table and left in a hurry without turning his head.

Only then did Lu Miannian relax slightly, and he took out a jade white rabbit from under the hem of his clothes, put it back on his lap, stroked the soft hair with his left hand, and picked up the chopsticks with his right hand, picked up a piece of crispy meat and put it into his mouth .

Fragrant, soft and elastic.

Lu Miannian narrowed his eyes slightly, and ate quickly and gracefully. The heat of the food flowed from the mouth down the stomach, into an unspeakable place.

Lu Miannian: "..."

Sect Master Lu was still as cold as the bright moon in nine days, he gently put down the rabbit, stood up, and walked towards the back of the house in a slightly strange posture.

Su Gui squatted beside the latrine for a long time, finally saw Lu Miannian coming, quickly stood up, pretending to be just here, and said in surprise, "Sovereign? This is really a fateful meeting!"

Lu Miannian was in a hurry, so he didn't bother to correct him, so he nodded at him coldly.

10 minute later.

Su Gui was pleasantly surprised: "Hey, what a coincidence!"

Lu Miannian: "...um."

10 minutes later, the same scene happened again.Until the fifth time, when Su Gui saw Lu Miannian again, he swore that there were five big characters clearly written in Lu Zongzhu's eyes:

"why is it you again."

Lu Miannian finished solving the reincarnation of the five grains for the fifth time, and finally felt a lot more comfortable in his stomach.When Su Gui was still waiting to brush him when he went out, Lu Miannian frowned suddenly, and said slowly, "Is the back room of Juzao Peak broken?"

Su Gui lowered his head slightly, looked at him with clear eyes, and also said softly: "That's not the case, it's just that the scenery here is unique." As he spoke, he threw a seductive smile at Lu Miannian who thought he was provocative but was actually cramp-like. eye the past.

Embrace me in your arms!

"as you wish."

Lu Miannian left after speaking, leaving Su Gui wondering: Did he understand, or didn't he understand?

After struggling all the way back to Juzao Peak, Su Gui saw Lu Miannian's trick.I saw that the originally hidden back room of the residence was suddenly full of flowers, and the simple hut was surrounded by various flowers, and many disciples were trying to use their spiritual power to produce flowers.

Seeing him coming, all the disciples couldn't help but silently looked at him with accusing eyes.Su Gui's heart was terrified by these resentful eyes, and he couldn't help asking: "What, what's the matter?"

Chen Ruo, a young disciple who had just entered the peak, couldn't help complaining: "Don't be stupid, isn't it just you pestering the suzerain to make the view of the hut better?"

The careless Niu Dazhuang next to him couldn't help agreeing, "That's right, why is this hut so glamorous? I'm so miserable!"

"..." Su Gui pushed his hands upright in front of his chest, "This, this is actually a misunderstanding."

Who knew that your suzerain could be so incomprehensible!

This is good, now he has no excuse to go to Wuyun Peak to squat in Lu Miannian, and he has to think about the long-term plan of seduction.

Su Gui was so anxious that his mouth was bubbling, but he couldn't find a chance to make a move.

Ever since the legend of the "Yangui" appeared, every night in the Zongli was like having a party. Although he restrained himself a lot after being reprimanded by Lu Miannian the day before yesterday, the security in the Zongli was also much stricter. Impossible.

And the way to brush the suzerain at a fixed point will not work.Not to mention that without the excuse of "scenery", it is impossible to prescribe medicine. Lu Miannian probably knew that the last diarrhea was not just his fault, so he didn't accept the meals he sent at all.

Speaking of which, Lu Miannian hasn't found anything about him until now, and his self-cultivation is terribly good.

Su Gui sighed melancholy, lying on the bed, moaning and bemoaning the hardships of life, this kind of ghost that even sex and seduction won't work is unscientific!What a waste of his good-looking face and figure.

Do not erupt in silence, die in silence!

After being an idle cook for a month in Juzao Peak, Su Gui was finally tortured to the point of insanity.

On this day, he found out what was going on with Lu Miannian, put on his big black cloak with nothing inside, and waited furtively on the road that Lu Miannian must pass.

After waiting for a long time, he finally saw a figure of Qingfeng Liangyue appearing at the end of the mountain road. Su Gui's heart was pounding, and he kept his eyes on him as he slowly approached.

It's now!

Su Gui jumped out to stand in front of Lu Miannian, grinning grinningly, pulled the cloak away with both hands, and spread his legs apart, without a trace. He looked no different from the exhibitionist who guarded the school gate every day to scare little girls, except for his good looks!

Lu Miannian was also stunned by his shocking behavior, his eyes had no place to rest, when suddenly a bright yellow caught his attention.

"Tattoos are cute."

Su Gui: "..." You can't see such a beautiful body like Lao Tzu?

The little spicy chicken tried hard to disguise himself as a real tattoo, and dared not move.

Seduction. Lure plan, failed.

Desperately returning to the residence, Sugui Xianyu lay down on the bed, feeling hopeless in life.

The little spicy chicken comforted him, "Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, which chrysanthemum is not hanging, at worst, let's just attack others honestly and forget it!"

Su Gui turned over, "Shut up, you're the one just stealing the show."

The little spicy chicken closed her mouth aggrieved, and complained in a low voice: "You can't bully me just because I'm cute."

Su Gui couldn't see his expression because of his little hot chicken, and said indifferently: "Ah, aren't you awesome? Do you want to applaud you? If you hold it up high, do you still want to kiss me?"

Believe it or not, it will pierce you through the earth with one buttock?

The little spicy chicken does not understand the hypocrisy and sinisterness of the adult world, biting his delicious little chicken wings, he was too shy to speak, "No, no need to chirp! This, this is what a little spicy chicken should do~"

The little spicy chicken manually sent a system prompt: the system's little spicy chicken favorability +10!Loyalty +10! (/ω＼)

Su Gui: "Oh."

However, since Lu Miannian couldn't get through this way, he had no choice but to find another way out!

Just follow the plot of the original book, try to climb to a high position and then abuse your power to spoil (cross out) teach your younger disciples!

So the question is, how can he climb to a high position?

The little spicy chicken spoke enthusiastically, "Shouldn't the problem now be how to reverse your perverted image in the hearts of other disciples?"

Su Gui: "...shut up."

Hong Kong is true, he may have bound a fake system.This sucks!

The author has something to say:

Su Gui is the kind who has no concept of chastity, and is not his body, and wants to leave in a hurry.

However, the suzerain will teach him how to be a man :)

Forget the most sacred and inseparable part of what the author has to say!

Now!I touched your balls intimately in the lotus position of Guanyin and whispered in your ears:

Thank you Yuanyuan Gungun for not being able to see the landmines with big feet!Thank you daughter-in-law for seeing the big landmines!Thank you Golden Ranking Ball Big Landmine!Unified comes with an oversized meme!