Just give birth to pickles

At twelve o'clock, the lights were turned off, and with the light of my mobile phone, I climbed to the upper bunk.

"Liu Chaoneng, what are you doing in my bed in the middle of the night?" Zhou Xuan, the original owner of the upper bunk, was reading a book under the rechargeable lamp under the mosquito net, which was still bright.

"Hush..." I curled up my legs, sat against the wall, and discussed with him, "Something happened, and one of them didn't come back."

"Who?"

"I."

This morning, the first class was foreign literature, and the class was due at eight o'clock in the morning. I stayed up all night and couldn't get up, so I split myself and asked him to go to class instead of me.As soon as I lay down, I was in a daze, and then I sent another person to buy food, another person to help donate used clothes at Mingde Plaza, one person to go to the toilet, and one person to order a birthday cake for Zhou Xuan .

When I relieved my urge to urinate, my stomach was full, my class was over, my help was done, and my mind was almost useless, I looked at the dark sky and finally planned to get up.I got up and watered the flowers, turned on the computer, and ate snacks. After the eight episodes of the British TV series were finally finished, I found that there was still one person who hadn’t come back.

It's twelve o'clock, all the doors are closed, and I'm wandering outside, with money in my pocket, and ran away with the birthday cake I was going to give to Zhou Xuan!

He asked me in a low voice, "What will happen if you don't come back?"

"I don't know, I haven't lost my soul, have you?"

"I lost it, it's today." He glanced at his watch, "No, it was yesterday to be precise."

I quickly got out of bed and put on my coat, followed by Zhou Xuan, and we went to the corridor together.He looked a little nervous: "Tonight my friend invited me to eat hot pot. I still have something to do, so I split myself and asked him to go to the party instead of me. Don't tell me I haven't realized that he hasn't come back."

I asked him: "What should I do now? If you come in after 12 o'clock, you have to demerit it. If you go out, you can't come back."

"But we have to get them back. Let's go out with some money. If it doesn't work, we'll spend the night in the Internet cafe outside." He pushed the door open again and came out with some things, "Let's go."

Zhou Xuan and I are from the same place. There are few people from our area, and we don’t intermarry with the outside world. There is not much difference in genes. The deformity rate of children born in recent years is getting higher and higher.The patriarch spoke and sent out Qing Zhuangli, one is to study, and the other is to hope to find a suitable marriage partner.And the reason why we didn't intermarry with the outside world before...

Obviously, it is impossible for ordinary people to split themselves.People in the clan have their own specialties, and in our generation, Zhou Xuan and I have become special together.Now that something happened, the only ones we could rely on were each other.

Walking in the cold wind like a knife, I asked him: "Didn't you stay in the dormitory all the time today? Something was delayed, and you didn't go to your friend's appointment."

"Because I met the split you on the road, and I was so happy to see him holding the cake. It's been 20 years, and this is the first time you remember my birthday. Then I went back to the dormitory and found you I’m watching a drama. Well, even if it’s bought by split people, at least you remember to buy it. I waited and waited for a long time, but after listening to the ending song of that drama eight times, you finally came up, empty-handed gone."

"Hearing you speak, the tone of blame and anger is very strong." I immediately stopped where I was, "Why didn't I get up this morning? It wasn't because I accompanied you to do those messy things with unknown meanings last night. All right, you, It can be romantic, the paper lantern sailing boat is folded so happily, I don’t know which little girl to give it to.”

He stretched out his finger: "I told you not to fold it, you half-lyed on my bed and folded it for four hours!"

"It's not a matter of your words to drive me away. You just persuaded me not to let me go. I don't know you yet. You are so happy that someone helps you." I kicked the stones on the road, "It's useless."

He walked forward without saying a word, and stopped under the Four Teachings.I caught up and gave a push: "I won't be really angry."

"Shh." He covered my mouth with his hand.

On the corridor of the Four Teachings, two men are kissing.No, it could also be a man and a girl with short hair kissing, so deduced like this, it can also be said that two girls with short hair are exchanging saliva.No matter what it is, don't look at evil.I grabbed his wrist instead, ready to pull him away.

He said, "Did you see that? It was the two of us."

"How is it possible..." I looked back and saw that the pool outside the corridor was full of paper boats piled up in various colors, and the firelight of the candles inside revealed them. I folded them myself.And the height and build of those two...

I was very embarrassed, and the hand holding Zhou Xuan was also stiff.

Zhou Xuan came close to my ear and said, "They have been kissing for a few minutes."

I said, "I saw it, and I saw your hand in my shirt. Do you think we should stop them, it looks like things are getting out of hand."

"I think the atmosphere is quite good." Zhou Xuan put his hand on my face, "Those things were originally prepared for you, and I have been waiting for you to talk to me all day today, if it wasn't because you were chasing dramas When you are interrupted, you will be angry to the level of cutting people, I have dragged you here long ago."

"So you don't have anyone you're chasing?" If you said it earlier, it made me feel uncomfortable all night.

The individual that I split was forcibly recalled into my body, followed by a physiological reaction... There was no one in the corridor, Zhou Xuan hugged me, and my ears were full of scorching heat Panting low, he said, "I'm chasing you, am I not?"