The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 13 The Empire Chapter 1 Cat Fan Blogger 01
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The recommended author Jun Cun's article "All the beasts call me daddy" column can be seen
Lin Yu'an lives in a future world where spiritual energy is scarce and monsters cannot survive.Founded the "Mountain and Sea Shelter" with powerful aura to house all kinds of monster cubs.
There is a little fluffy nine-tailed fox, a warm little phoenix when hugged, a slippery little Kunpeng, and a little glutton who wants to eat.
Lin Yu'an: I will protect you (the old mother smiles)
Not long after-
The little Nine-Tailed Fox has become the number one doctor in the empire because he keeps people from being poisoned by evil spirits!Little Phoenix has become a domineering general of the empire because he can bring peace!Xiaobaize can understand the heart of all things and become a good imperial monarch who listens to the voice of the people...
[Monster cub guardian Lin Yu'an, the golden thigh/cheater/hard background you raised has arrived.please check. 】
Lin Yu'an: Fuck you fluffy, weak, poor cub.
Monsters: The smile gradually froze.
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[Ding—01 World, completed.Get 97 experience points, compensate for overdraft experience points [-], the current balance is [-] experience points, which can be exchanged for three catnip plants. ]
Xie Tian opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes were spaceships flying by outside the window, and air buildings floating in mid-air.
This is an interstellar world.
In this world, cats have been extinct for nearly ten thousand years.Recently, scientists extracted cat DNA from amber and successfully resurrected the cat.
But it is not known which DNA group was constructed incorrectly, and the resurrected cat—seemingly eating nothing—is on the verge of extinction again.
In order to find out what cats are willing to eat, the empire asks citizens to make suggestions or guesses on the official website.
Xie Tian looked at everyone's suggestions, either giving the cat vegetables or fruits...
Xie Tian: ...
Cute kitten, how could it be possible to eat these things?
Xie Tian's optical brain happened to be activated, and under the guidance of the system, he submitted a suggestion on the official website.
[Try to see marine life in the vertebrate subphylum?fish. 】
Xie Tian saw that the suggestion was loaded.I couldn't help but think about going out to play.
The cat that had been extinct for nearly ten thousand years was successfully resurrected, causing a frenzy of petting cats across the empire.How can this make the kitty not be moved?
He pulled his pajamas a little disgustedly, opened the cabinet, and changed into a light shirt.The identity of the original owner was an ordinary imperial student, except for his outstanding appearance, everything else was so ordinary that he couldn't be more ordinary.
The boy put on a sun hat, and his eyes under the brim looked clean and clear.He pushed open the door—it was sunny outside, the aircraft flew by, and the streets were full of translucent holographic projections.
"The cat beauty that shocked the cat world ten thousand years ago - Ragdoll cat! Although its physical body has not been fully resurrected, its restoration map has been released!!! Two hundred thousand interstellar coins!!" The young man on the holographic projection, pulling Throats are advertising their business.
One hundred thousand interstellar coins is enough to buy ten battle spirit beasts.
but can only buy...
Two Ragdolls...
photo! !
Later, Xie Tian learned from some holographic advertisements that the revived cat breeds are only the most common Chinese pastoral cats in China ten thousand years ago, American short-haired cats, and British short-haired cats.
Although pitifully small.But it has driven the people of the entire empire into madness.
Since 1 years ago, the earth's climate has become more and more harsh, and animals have had to evolve scales that can keep warm and defend, and the fur is getting less and less... Even if they migrate to a suitable planet later, they cannot change the original state of the animals.
There are many people who have never been in contact with furry animals in their lives.
Xie Tian felt sorry for them. It was a great regret in life that he never touched a cute kitten.It's not like I have a lot of hair. When I'm bored, I can touch it...
soon.Xie Tian's attention was attracted by another place.It was a huge holographic projection screen placed in the center of the square, where many people gathered.Xie Tian calmed down and saw that the one on the projection screen was an ordinary orange cat.
"Next is the suggestion of Citizen No. 02283 to give cats bread covered in durian paste."
The female voice fell.Immediately, a mechanical arm took out a piece of golden-coated bread and placed it in front of the orange cat.
Xie Tian saw the explanatory board next to him and immediately understood what they were doing.
According to the suggestions of the citizens on the official website of the empire, and then the experts picked out the poisonous food, and then gave the cats to taste the food in those suggestions one by one.If the cat eats it, the person who made the suggestion will get [-] interstellar coins.
The cat sniffed the bread with a strong durian smell.I was stunned.
Everyone also held their breath, and the square was full of gasps.
It froze...
Facing other food, it always turns its head and wants to escape.
Could it be possible! ! ?
The orange cat waved its paw.
Rubbing on the ground.
Put your head down and do it - shovel like shit! !
It can be seen that the bread with durian sauce is like shit in the cat's eyes.
Xie Tian: "..."
How can you treat a cute kitten like this.
"Next is Citizen 02284's proposal to feed cats fish."
Xie Tian looked at his optical brain and found that this was his suggestion.
A plate of fish boiled in plain water was brought up by the robotic arm.
The orange cat smelled the scent and cheered up. The whole pair of cat paws were tightly pawed on the edge of the plate.It opened its mouth wide and swallowed the fish with the bones removed.From time to time, it makes a groaning sound that can kill people.
The speed was so fast that no one could even react.
subsequently.There was an ear-splitting exclamation in the square!
The female voice on the screen laughed, "Congratulations to Citizen No. 02284 for getting [-] Star Coins."
Xie Tian's optical brain rang. [Ding——Your [-] Interstellar Coins have arrived. ]
The orange cat, who ate fish for the first time, was still unsatisfied. He opened his eyes wide and meowed in all directions.The cat's meow is thin and soft, very cute.
Xie Tian looked at his purse contentedly.Cats are so popular, presumably the world is full of cat supplies, right?
It's cat heaven.
Although cats have not yet fully entered the market for the public to buy, there are already aristocratic classes who have become cat-raising families first by virtue of their status.
A market for supplies for cats was also established.
Xie Tian walked into a large cat supply store nearby.
Xie Tian discovered - here are canned cats!Cat Milk Cake! ... and more!He couldn't bear the hunger, so he bought cat snacks worth [-] interstellar coins, which was enough for him to eat for a long time.
The supermarket owner mistakenly thought that Xie Tian was a son of a nobleman who could afford cats, so he was very polite to him, and recommended an app for him, let's pet cats.
Many people who can't suck cats and can't satisfy their curiosity just by looking at photos have set up a live broadcast app.Invite many aristocratic families who own cats, broadcast live, and show off cats.
Of course, live broadcast fees and reward fees are also very expensive.
However, there are also some noble families who show off cats for free.
Xie Tian was embarrassed to refuse, and asked the boss to download Lumao on his optical brain.
On the way home, Xie Tian also ordered the optical brain robot to buy chicken liver, pork liver, chicken breast, deep-sea fish...these stocks can be used to make cat meals when he is tired of eating cat snacks.
Xie Tian hummed a ditty and returned home happily.He couldn't wait to take out the knife and fork, and opened a can of cat food that seemed to be the largest and most delicious...
The meat in cat cans is an odd green color.
He frowned, and also noticed that something was wrong with the smell.But his greedy heart was stronger than his guarded heart, he scooped up a piece of meat, and prepared to chew it.
Xie Tian: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! ! !
what the hell! !
If Xie Tian was a cat at this time, he would definitely bury his head in the shape of shoveling shit!
He had never eaten anything so bad!
Xie Tian spat out all the things in one gulp.He picked up the can and looked at the instructions on the back of the can.
Ingredients: cabbage, corn, oranges, salad dressing...
Xie Tian: ...
Imperial people, including scientists.How could such a fluffy and cute kitten be a ferocious carnivore?Must be vegetarian!
The history of raising cats has passed tens of thousands of years, plus the intermediate humans have migrated to other planets.Historical records about cats have been completely lost.Now people know nothing about any habits of cats.
Xie Tian picked up another can, and this time he looked at the product ingredients vigilantly.
Raw materials: strawberry candy, orange candy, milk candy...
Xie Tian: ……………
Xie Tian threw aside the pile of cat snacks he bought, and sighed heavily.
He thought he had come to heaven...but he didn't expect to come to hell.
He took a deep look at the raw ingredients he bought.Immediately, I felt that the pile of raw ingredients was a difficult task.He washed his hands, opened the cat licking bar that the supermarket owner had downloaded for him, and spent some interstellar coins to enter a cat live broadcast.
As expected.The tabby shorthair cat inside is eating...vegetables bitterly.
Don't worry if your cat refuses to eat these things alive or dead.
The owner will inject them with enough nutrient solution to sustain life...
Xie Tian fiddled with the app.
Suddenly an idea came to mind.Why doesn't he cook cat food live on this APP?Still gratuitous.
As a cat, he knows very well what cats want to eat and what nutrition they need.You can smell this kind of food when you smell it, will the cats be willing to accept it...
At this time.The system has spoken. [Maomao, you have been in this world for so long.It seems that they didn't pay attention to who the target was. ]
The recommended author Jun Cun's article "All the beasts call me daddy" column can be seen
Lin Yu'an lives in a future world where spiritual energy is scarce and monsters cannot survive.Founded the "Mountain and Sea Shelter" with powerful aura to house all kinds of monster cubs.
There is a little fluffy nine-tailed fox, a warm little phoenix when hugged, a slippery little Kunpeng, and a little glutton who wants to eat.
Lin Yu'an: I will protect you (the old mother smiles)
Not long after-
The little Nine-Tailed Fox has become the number one doctor in the empire because he keeps people from being poisoned by evil spirits!Little Phoenix has become a domineering general of the empire because he can bring peace!Xiaobaize can understand the heart of all things and become a good imperial monarch who listens to the voice of the people...
[Monster cub guardian Lin Yu'an, the golden thigh/cheater/hard background you raised has arrived.please check. 】
Lin Yu'an: Fuck you fluffy, weak, poor cub.
Monsters: The smile gradually froze.
-----------------------
[Ding—01 World, completed.Get 97 experience points, compensate for overdraft experience points [-], the current balance is [-] experience points, which can be exchanged for three catnip plants. ]
Xie Tian opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes were spaceships flying by outside the window, and air buildings floating in mid-air.
This is an interstellar world.
In this world, cats have been extinct for nearly ten thousand years.Recently, scientists extracted cat DNA from amber and successfully resurrected the cat.
But it is not known which DNA group was constructed incorrectly, and the resurrected cat—seemingly eating nothing—is on the verge of extinction again.
In order to find out what cats are willing to eat, the empire asks citizens to make suggestions or guesses on the official website.
Xie Tian looked at everyone's suggestions, either giving the cat vegetables or fruits...
Xie Tian: ...
Cute kitten, how could it be possible to eat these things?
Xie Tian's optical brain happened to be activated, and under the guidance of the system, he submitted a suggestion on the official website.
[Try to see marine life in the vertebrate subphylum?fish. 】
Xie Tian saw that the suggestion was loaded.I couldn't help but think about going out to play.
The cat that had been extinct for nearly ten thousand years was successfully resurrected, causing a frenzy of petting cats across the empire.How can this make the kitty not be moved?
He pulled his pajamas a little disgustedly, opened the cabinet, and changed into a light shirt.The identity of the original owner was an ordinary imperial student, except for his outstanding appearance, everything else was so ordinary that he couldn't be more ordinary.
The boy put on a sun hat, and his eyes under the brim looked clean and clear.He pushed open the door—it was sunny outside, the aircraft flew by, and the streets were full of translucent holographic projections.
"The cat beauty that shocked the cat world ten thousand years ago - Ragdoll cat! Although its physical body has not been fully resurrected, its restoration map has been released!!! Two hundred thousand interstellar coins!!" The young man on the holographic projection, pulling Throats are advertising their business.
One hundred thousand interstellar coins is enough to buy ten battle spirit beasts.
but can only buy...
Two Ragdolls...
photo! !
Later, Xie Tian learned from some holographic advertisements that the revived cat breeds are only the most common Chinese pastoral cats in China ten thousand years ago, American short-haired cats, and British short-haired cats.
Although pitifully small.But it has driven the people of the entire empire into madness.
Since 1 years ago, the earth's climate has become more and more harsh, and animals have had to evolve scales that can keep warm and defend, and the fur is getting less and less... Even if they migrate to a suitable planet later, they cannot change the original state of the animals.
There are many people who have never been in contact with furry animals in their lives.
Xie Tian felt sorry for them. It was a great regret in life that he never touched a cute kitten.It's not like I have a lot of hair. When I'm bored, I can touch it...
soon.Xie Tian's attention was attracted by another place.It was a huge holographic projection screen placed in the center of the square, where many people gathered.Xie Tian calmed down and saw that the one on the projection screen was an ordinary orange cat.
"Next is the suggestion of Citizen No. 02283 to give cats bread covered in durian paste."
The female voice fell.Immediately, a mechanical arm took out a piece of golden-coated bread and placed it in front of the orange cat.
Xie Tian saw the explanatory board next to him and immediately understood what they were doing.
According to the suggestions of the citizens on the official website of the empire, and then the experts picked out the poisonous food, and then gave the cats to taste the food in those suggestions one by one.If the cat eats it, the person who made the suggestion will get [-] interstellar coins.
The cat sniffed the bread with a strong durian smell.I was stunned.
Everyone also held their breath, and the square was full of gasps.
It froze...
Facing other food, it always turns its head and wants to escape.
Could it be possible! ! ?
The orange cat waved its paw.
Rubbing on the ground.
Put your head down and do it - shovel like shit! !
It can be seen that the bread with durian sauce is like shit in the cat's eyes.
Xie Tian: "..."
How can you treat a cute kitten like this.
"Next is Citizen 02284's proposal to feed cats fish."
Xie Tian looked at his optical brain and found that this was his suggestion.
A plate of fish boiled in plain water was brought up by the robotic arm.
The orange cat smelled the scent and cheered up. The whole pair of cat paws were tightly pawed on the edge of the plate.It opened its mouth wide and swallowed the fish with the bones removed.From time to time, it makes a groaning sound that can kill people.
The speed was so fast that no one could even react.
subsequently.There was an ear-splitting exclamation in the square!
The female voice on the screen laughed, "Congratulations to Citizen No. 02284 for getting [-] Star Coins."
Xie Tian's optical brain rang. [Ding——Your [-] Interstellar Coins have arrived. ]
The orange cat, who ate fish for the first time, was still unsatisfied. He opened his eyes wide and meowed in all directions.The cat's meow is thin and soft, very cute.
Xie Tian looked at his purse contentedly.Cats are so popular, presumably the world is full of cat supplies, right?
It's cat heaven.
Although cats have not yet fully entered the market for the public to buy, there are already aristocratic classes who have become cat-raising families first by virtue of their status.
A market for supplies for cats was also established.
Xie Tian walked into a large cat supply store nearby.
Xie Tian discovered - here are canned cats!Cat Milk Cake! ... and more!He couldn't bear the hunger, so he bought cat snacks worth [-] interstellar coins, which was enough for him to eat for a long time.
The supermarket owner mistakenly thought that Xie Tian was a son of a nobleman who could afford cats, so he was very polite to him, and recommended an app for him, let's pet cats.
Many people who can't suck cats and can't satisfy their curiosity just by looking at photos have set up a live broadcast app.Invite many aristocratic families who own cats, broadcast live, and show off cats.
Of course, live broadcast fees and reward fees are also very expensive.
However, there are also some noble families who show off cats for free.
Xie Tian was embarrassed to refuse, and asked the boss to download Lumao on his optical brain.
On the way home, Xie Tian also ordered the optical brain robot to buy chicken liver, pork liver, chicken breast, deep-sea fish...these stocks can be used to make cat meals when he is tired of eating cat snacks.
Xie Tian hummed a ditty and returned home happily.He couldn't wait to take out the knife and fork, and opened a can of cat food that seemed to be the largest and most delicious...
The meat in cat cans is an odd green color.
He frowned, and also noticed that something was wrong with the smell.But his greedy heart was stronger than his guarded heart, he scooped up a piece of meat, and prepared to chew it.
Xie Tian: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! ! !
what the hell! !
If Xie Tian was a cat at this time, he would definitely bury his head in the shape of shoveling shit!
He had never eaten anything so bad!
Xie Tian spat out all the things in one gulp.He picked up the can and looked at the instructions on the back of the can.
Ingredients: cabbage, corn, oranges, salad dressing...
Xie Tian: ...
Imperial people, including scientists.How could such a fluffy and cute kitten be a ferocious carnivore?Must be vegetarian!
The history of raising cats has passed tens of thousands of years, plus the intermediate humans have migrated to other planets.Historical records about cats have been completely lost.Now people know nothing about any habits of cats.
Xie Tian picked up another can, and this time he looked at the product ingredients vigilantly.
Raw materials: strawberry candy, orange candy, milk candy...
Xie Tian: ……………
Xie Tian threw aside the pile of cat snacks he bought, and sighed heavily.
He thought he had come to heaven...but he didn't expect to come to hell.
He took a deep look at the raw ingredients he bought.Immediately, I felt that the pile of raw ingredients was a difficult task.He washed his hands, opened the cat licking bar that the supermarket owner had downloaded for him, and spent some interstellar coins to enter a cat live broadcast.
As expected.The tabby shorthair cat inside is eating...vegetables bitterly.
Don't worry if your cat refuses to eat these things alive or dead.
The owner will inject them with enough nutrient solution to sustain life...
Xie Tian fiddled with the app.
Suddenly an idea came to mind.Why doesn't he cook cat food live on this APP?Still gratuitous.
As a cat, he knows very well what cats want to eat and what nutrition they need.You can smell this kind of food when you smell it, will the cats be willing to accept it...
At this time.The system has spoken. [Maomao, you have been in this world for so long.It seems that they didn't pay attention to who the target was. ]
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