The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Xie Tian finally remembered that he came here with a mission.But he didn't really want to complete the task, and he didn't answer the system's questions.

He will definitely, never forget the damage done to him by the last target!

Xie Tian used one hundred interstellar coins to become a member of the live broadcast at Maoba, and opened a live broadcast room called "Chirp Chi Chi Meow Ruan Ruan Da".He got up and fixed the optical brain on the kitchen table, and then neatly placed the ingredients to be used on the table.

The people who watched the live broadcast on Lumaoba involved the entire empire, accounting for almost half of the Milky Way. The hot cat live broadcast rooms had as many as hundreds of millions of people watching, and as few as thousands of people.

Xie Tian has just started, and he doesn't know how popular his live broadcast room will be.Besides, Xie Tian just had the mentality of having fun and benefiting the cats, and there was no charge.

The optical brain device did not face his face directly, but illuminated the ingredients and his hands.

His voice is soft and warm, with the clarity unique to teenagers, and his words are clear: "Now I will teach you how to make the most basic cat rice..." He carefully chopped the chicken breast and drumsticks with a knife, and discarded them Then soak the bones in clean water and rub them clean with your hands.

"Everyone must know that someone proposed to give fish to cats just now, and in the end they really ate it and were rewarded with [-] interstellar coins. This shows that cats are carnivores and love to eat meat..."

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased.From the first few to hundreds.

But everyone is convinced of it.It must be an accident that cats eat fish, maybe cats are omnivores!Numerous barrages are constantly floating on the live screen.

[chicken?How can a cat eat chicken? A weak kitten can't bite chicken! ]

[La la la~ Although this live broadcast room is free, but he must wait for us to reward, and then cheat money~]

Xie Tian didn't speak.After he finished washing the chicken, his white hands were soaked with water, and the clear bones could be seen under the light.After he minced the meat with a meat grinder, he steamed the meat in a pot similar to a pressure cooker.

"Although cats are carnivorous animals, they still need to eat some vegetables to supplement vitamins, just a little bit."

A small handful of green vegetables purchased is cleaned under water, chopped, and stewed with the meat.

Then Xie Tian brought a small piece of pork liver. "Offal is the cat's favorite food, but you don't need to put too much to prevent excess nutrition and cause 'black chin', just cut a little bit for the cat as a snack. The smell of chicken liver is too strong, cats may not like it , so it is recommended to use pork liver.”

At this moment, when netizens heard Xie Tian say that cats like to eat internal organs, they finally couldn't help but explode.

[Is the anchor too much?Are you fooling a child?How could such a cute kitten eat such a horrible thing like internal organs! ! ]

[That's it! !What an insult to cats! ! ]

Xie Tian: ...

In fact, I have eaten raw flesh and blood that I gnawed directly.

The kitten is super fierce.

[Everyone, don't get excited, wait for the anchor to finish first, and see if Maomao eats first. ] Finally, someone came out to stop it, and the bullet screen was cleaned up a lot in an instant.

After the chicken liver, vegetables, and chicken were cooked, Xie Tian fished them out, squeezed out the water, and put them on a plate.

"Cats absolutely can't eat things with heavy salt. So I don't need to add any seasoning, just cook it in plain water. It's very easy."

[Where's the host's cat?Tell the host's cat to come out and eat. ]

[The anchor doesn't even have cats, so what qualifications does he have to cook cat food? ]

[Liar, liar... It's better to see the photo of my most admired kitten than to be a cat meal! ]

Xie Tian: "..." Would I say that I am the little cat you admire?

The barrage was silent for a long time.On the contrary, the number of people watching the live broadcast increased. It was not like watching Xie Tian cook cat food, but more like waiting for a joke.

A bullet screen replaced with big red characters appeared on the screen.

[I followed the anchor to make a cat meal, but I didn't expect the cat to eat it. ] Behind the barrage, there is a question of "Do you want to enter another live broadcast room".

Everyone was curious, hesitated for a moment, and clicked in.

The owner of the barrage is also a popular cat anchor.The Sanhua cat in the live broadcast room was lying on the table, eating cat rice made according to Xie Tian's recipe with great relish.The Sanhua cat seemed to have never eaten such a delicious thing. Its nose made a purring sound, and the swallowing sound merged with the cat's meow, turning into a meow that could bleed.

The person who was desperately sarcastic in Xie Tian's live broadcast room just now fell silent for a moment.

The number of people watching the live broadcast has been increasing.Until the live broadcast screen suddenly flashed, a string of blue appeared in the lower right corner.

[Marshal of the Galactic Empire, Lu Yishan, joins the live broadcast room of 'Chirp Chi Chi Meow Meow Ruan Ruan Da'. 】

Crowd:! ! !

What the Galactic Empire implements is military/state/lordship/righteousness, and there are no princesses or princes.The supreme ruler is the head of the army, the Marshal.The current marshal is called Lu Yishan, and he is very young—but according to outsiders, Marshal Lu's mental age is close to 60 years old.

He does not play video games or watch movies like young people of this age, but works in the military like a spinning top every day.He has never even been in love, and everyone suspects that he has never even touched the hands of a certain boy or girl.

Recently, the Imperial Science Department revived the cat, which finally added some interest to Marshal Lu.But it's still the same as the previous one,... I'm busy in the Imperial Cat Research Institute every day.

He also has his own cat, but no one knows how well he is raising it.Now he appears in front of everyone in the form of the Internet for the first time!Still in the cat live broadcast room!The crowd instantly boiled up! !

Everyone has already imagined Marshal Lu Yishan's expression of helplessness and surprise when he saw the name "chirp chirp chirp meow soft da" on the live broadcast room!

The number of viewers reached [-]! !

Xie Tian was a little confused about the situation.He stammered and continued: "Thank you to the cat anchor just now for helping me out. Cats do eat meat. Please accept the fact..."

Barrage: [Is it convenient for the anchor to show his face?Your hands are beautiful and your voice is beautiful. ]

[Show your face!As an anchor, how can you not show your face? ]

[The anchor must be super handsome! ]

Xie Tian shook the pair of cat ears on the top of his head, and said, "Sorry, it's not convenient today..."

[Ding——Marshal Lu Yishan rewarded the anchor with five thousand interstellar coins!Give the gift 'ask to show your face'. 】

[The Marshal asked you to show your face!Can the anchor show some face? ]

[Other anchors can't ask for it!Marshal's first reward belongs to you! ]

Now various news networks have released "Marshal of the Empire unexpectedly appeared in the anonymous live broadcast room!", causing netizens from all over the world to come to watch.Lu Mao took advantage of the opportunity to put Xie Tian's anchor room on the homepage.

The news followed the Marshal's words, [Shocked!What will the Marshal's first reward look like? 】

Xie Tian frowned, ready to get up to find his hat.

System: [Maomao, let me tell you, the goal of this world...is Lu Yishan! ]

Xie Tian: "..."

So, does that count as attracting the target's attention? ?That's the goal! !

There are settings in the system!The targets are all scumbags... His task is to attack scumbags.

Of course Xie Tian wouldn't be so cheap, he really went to attack.

No, no, he can't show his face, and he must turn off the live broadcast immediately!So as not to be entangled by the target!

at the same time.

A bold, anonymous barrage appeared on the barrage.

[Excuse me, the host, I just made cat food according to your method, but my cat has diarrhea after eating it.I have the monitoring of cooking and feeding cats here, and I guarantee that none of my steps is wrong.What's going on?Are you trying to hurt the cat? ]

The author has something to say:

Lu Yishan who was attacked as scum: Xie Tian, ​​come here.I promise not to...

Xie Tian: I promise not [beep], right?You scumbags are such people!

Lu Yishan: ……………

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