The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Xie Tian turned on the monitor sent by the anonymous user.The cat under surveillance is lying on the table, watching curiously as the owner feeds it.The ingredients of the cat meal are normal, chicken breast, pork liver, green vegetables... After the meal is finished, the cat will gobble it up like other cats.

Xie Tian frowned tightly, unable to see what was wrong.

[Anchor Da Da, don’t you think the pork liver on the cutting board is a bit strange? ]

[Yeah...there is no difference at first glance, but the color is not right when you look closely.Like the liver of other animals. ]

Xie Tian was stunned.He took a closer look, and found that the color of the pig liver was indeed not right.

[I work in a restaurant, and that pork liver looks like... the liver of a Kakarmon. ]

[right! !That's right!They are so similar that I often get them confused! ]

[The Kakar beast liver cannot be given to cats, the empire has emphasized many times.That person may have confused it, so apologize to the anchor. ]

Xie Tian's hanging heart finally relaxed.But it has been a long time since that anonymous user apologized to him, maybe because of a guilty conscience, Xie Tian despised him for a while and never left this matter again.

This was just a small episode, which was quickly overwhelmed by many barrages.

[Call the host! ! ]

[Hurry up and take a photo!The marshal is waiting for you! ]

Xie Tian clenched the corners of his clothes, blushing, wondering whether to take a photo or not. ...Lu Yishan is the target, the photo exploded, what should he do if he is staring at him...

Meow, I seem to be a little narcissistic...>

No, no, it's because I'm too guarded.

[Ding—Marshal Lu Yishan rewards you with eight thousand interstellar coins! ]

Crowd:! ! !

Marshal Lu Yishan is indeed a man who only talks about money! !

The reward record has set a new high in the history of Lu Maoba!

Xie Tian: "..." He was even more embarrassed to reject the marshal and everyone, so he simply turned the camera in front of him.

The young man in the camera is very handsome, with red lips and white teeth, black and shattered hair clinging to his thin cheeks, and the collarbone looming under the half-open neckline.But Xie Tian only turned on the camera for half a minute, then immediately turned off the live broadcast room.

The light computer screen went black.

[Shovel, do you think the imperial marshals are super rich? ]

[Um……]

[So ten thousand and one hundred thousand interstellar coins are nothing in the eyes of the target!Not to mention five thousand and eight thousand!He tipped me money, it must be just to amuse me!I'm just an ordinary little anchor, and he will reward more anchors! ]

[...There seems to be nothing wrong with it. ]

[so!I didn't really get his attention at all! ]

[………]

Xie Tian only needs to cook cat food well, and after he gets tired of playing with this world, he will find some kind of pot to kill himself... No need to touch the target, no need to brush up favorability points.The system can't do anything about it!At worst, I will give him cat snacks as compensation in the future!

After Xie Tian finished eating the cat meal he made, he opened the live broadcast room again and found that there were a few more messages in the lower left column.

It's Lu Yishan.

Xie Tian: "..." Should I pay attention to him, or should I ignore him. .

Lu Yishan: [Thank you very much for teaching me how to cook cat rice. You have a beautiful voice and you are also very smart. ]

Xie Tian: [Hmm. ]

Straight man!Embarrassed!But seeing that you at least praised the kitten, let's pay attention to you!

Lu Yishan: [I have a question.Do you have any experience with cat training?My cat is so disobedient, it bites me in the bath, and won't be hugged or belly touched.Teach him not to listen.There is no beast in my family like him... my Luka beast is very obedient. ]

Xie Tian: "..."

That's how kittens are!

Cute, fierce, and greedy!

Marshal Lu Yishan really deserves to be a man with a 60-year-old mental age. He has domesticated wild animals and become fighting machines for so many years-naturally, he also thinks that kittens will be trained to be obedient!

Xie Tian: [Cats are always like this, so there is no need to train them.If you are familiar with it, it will get close to you. ]

He felt that the dialogue between himself and the target was embarrassingly confusing...

Lu Yishan: [Can we find a time to come out for a meal? ]

Xie Tian sneered in his heart.Of course I won't meet the scumbag target!

Lu Yishan: [You don't have a cat yet, do you?If you like it, you can come and get one from me. ]

Xie Tian: "!!!" In front of cats, everything is just floating clouds!

Xie Tian: [Yes! !want!of course yes!You are a great man! ]

Lu Yishan: [OK.I'll send you the location tomorrow. ]

Cats in this era, even if you have money, you can't buy them.There must be status and power...but the top noble families can only get one.

Xie Tian immediately forgot his determination just now.His mind is full of cats. When he first came to this world, he heard that the conditions for buying a cat were so difficult, and he was ready to have no cats, but now...

but!Xie Tian will not change his scumbag impression of Lu Yishan because of this!

Xie Tian thought it was boring, so he quietly opened it to pet the cat.

The cat meal he made has become popular in all cat live broadcasts.Many people wanted to reward Xie Tian with a lot of money, and begged Xie Tian to produce new cat meals as soon as possible.Some companies even wanted to recruit Xie Tian to work as a full-time cat breeder there.

But when Xie Tian saw the bulletin board on the home page, he couldn't help frowning.

[Mysterious characters bet against the anchor of Mysterious Cat Fan!Will the anchor of Maofan accept it? 】

Now the Cat Research Institute is not only worrying about what cats eat, but also worrying about cats going to the toilet.It is said that 1 years ago, people used a super mysterious substance to make cats obediently go to the toilet in a fixed place.It's not like it is now - urinating everywhere, super smelly, and some cats even prefer to urinate on the bed.

Now that mysterious person asked Xie Tian if he could find and produce that mysterious substance within a week.Otherwise, let Xie Tian delete the account and leave Lumao.

Xie Tian has the right to choose whether to accept

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was deliberately embarrassing Xie Tian, ​​with bad intentions.But this gamble/game is really attractive. Will the mysterious anchor who can make food that makes all the cats bow down and become the most popular anchor one day, accept this improbable thing?

The website also seems to be looking forward to Xie Tian's acceptance.If Xie Tian wins, the website promises to reward [-] interstellar coins.

Xie Tian: "..."

Meow meow, isn't this insulting the cat's IQ! !

Mysterious substance!It's cat litter! !

He twitched the corners of his mouth, and agreed as a matter of course——accepted.

The whole empire exploded in an instant! !

That mysterious substance that has disappeared for thousands of years!But even the most authoritative animal experts couldn't find out what it was! !

A young anchor who has not been famous for long... unexpectedly accepted it rashly!without hesitation!The price of losing is to pack up and get out!

Who is this anchor!

Xie Tian looked at his rapidly growing number of fans and smiled lightly.

There are many kinds of cat litter - bentonite cat litter, paper cat litter, crystal cat litter...

Paper cat litter is the easiest to make.But... others, need some processing.Xie Tian thought of Marshal Lu who had just chatted with him, and had a flash of inspiration.

Winning fame and fortune by relying on scumbags...

snort……!Who is the scumbag!

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Imperial Army.

A tall man, naked/topless, with his head down, sat on the edge of the bed.

The robot on one side patiently applied medicine to his injured back, "Marshal, the scars left by the Zerg venom will not heal after ten or eight years. Moreover, the mental power will be greatly damaged, and you will not be allowed to go to the battlefield within ten years..."

The scar on the man's back is very hideous, from the broad shoulders to the tailbone.

"I know."

Robot: "But as long as you find the person who heals your soul, the scar can be healed as quickly as possible... By the way, why did you go to watch the live broadcast today on a whim?"

He frowned.A young boy's gentle face appeared in his mind. "Suddenly wanted to go and have a look."

The robot's movements paused, "I heard...you have a tacit understanding with the master who heals the soul...you can sense where the other party is, and rush to it unconsciously."

[Ding—Marshal Lu Yishan, your Maobao member number has received a new message. ]

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The boy fell to pieces... blood and brains spilled everywhere.

Li Buyun fell limp, murmuring something in his mouth.

"Xie Tian..." Shen Songyuan laughed hoarsely, and knelt down on the ground.A cold hand gently caressed the boy's smiling face, "I didn't see you smile before, but now you finally smile..."

They say you look the best when you smile...

What am I doing wrong...why did you leave me.

He hugged the blood-covered teenager tightly, step by step, and walked out of the media.

The medical bill for Xie Tian's stomach cancer treatment fell on the ground and drifted away with the wind...

For the last minute, netizens were still discussing which entertainment company would go for someone as good-looking as Xie Tian.The next second...the news of Xie Tian's death was received.

The Internet police began to search the Internet for those who attacked Xie Tian at that time, and arrested them for the crime of Internet violence.Not a single one was missed.Soon, hundreds of people were caught.In a few days, Xie Tian's trending topics will show silent mourning one after another.This is in stark contrast to the case of beating doctors who have not yet dissipated.

After that afternoon, Li Buyun never appeared in the city again.Some people heard that he went abroad to specialize in healing psychology, or to study the treatment of gastric cancer...

Shen Songyuan did not let Xie Tian rest in the ground, he put Xie Tian's body in a wooden coffin, invited a Taoist priest, and betrothed Xie Tian to himself in the form of a ghost marriage.He had a wedding that day, and he was alone.

He was very drunk, as if he was really married to Xie Tian...

Shen Haowen tried to steal Xie Tian's body in vain. He thought that Xie Tian was just stunned by Shen Songyuan, and he just needed to take Xie Tian back.However, on the way here by car, he fell off a [-]-meter-high cliff. After falling, he was still alive. He struggled in the barren mountains for several days, and died in pain, hunger, and psychological torture.In the end, the corpse was eaten by wolves.

Naturally, Shen Songyuan would no longer pay attention to his life and death.

In this world, it seemed that Shen Haowen had never existed before.The things he did to make amends to Xie Tian because of guilt did not exist... The only thing left is the wrong things he did, Xie Tian's body is the best proof.

…………

It just rained a little today.

Shen Songyuan naturally prepared two breakfasts, including Xie Tian's favorite fish, soy milk and white porridge that nourished the stomach.He opened the door, brought breakfast to the bed, and said softly: "Xie Tian, ​​get up."

"Get up, why are you so sleepy?"

"I have your favorite breakfast today."

Shen Songyuan put the prepared clothes beside the bed, his eyes were full of tenderness.

"Today is our one-year wedding anniversary. You must be very happy?"

"I love you... ah, why don't you talk."

The bed was empty.

Shen Songyuan smiled happily, and while laughing, put the ring on his hand into the air: "This is the new ring I bought for you."

"Bang—" the ring fell, making a crisp crashing sound, which was very refreshing.

Shen Songyuan's expression changed instantly.Tears came out.

"Ah, Xie Tian!! Sorry..."

Did you suffer a lot of grievances over there?You are so... cowardly, and you are still a little dumb.

Is life... very difficult...

Shen Songyuan clutched his heart, feeling very bitter and guilty.

Little does he know that the person he loves is already on the other side, at ease.

Leave him alone.