The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Jianhai resisted the temptation from Little Furry.He swallowed his saliva, looked away from Xie Tian, ​​and said coldly: "Damn... cats."

The little white cat frowned, wagged its tail sullenly, and then meowed softly.

Meow meow, how could this goal be like this!I am a cute kitten!How dare you scold me!

Lin Jianhai never heard such a high-pitched and pleasant voice.The calls I usually hear... Most of them are the roars of giant cats.

This feline... sounded a little aggrieved.

Is it because you left him out?

He glanced back, the kitten was very wronged, its big eyes were super blue, so blue that it could shed tears at any time... It was round and white, like a small dumpling.

So small, so cute.Most of the slaps are gone.

He kept telling himself that it was a ferocious feline... His mission was to kill him.

But due to... the temptation of the little furry, he still didn't make a move, turned his head from the pile of weapons, and... took out a small collar.

Once the small collar detects that the animal has dangerous behavior, it can immediately trigger the explosion and kill the animal.It can prevent the cute furry from suddenly becoming a scaled monster.

Some cats are polymorphs.

The young cat picked up the nape of its neck, and it meowed a few times in fear, trying to grab the young man.It's a pity that the young man reacted quickly and put the cat's collar around the cat's neck as quickly as possible.

It bit the collar and couldn't take it off.Meowing at the other party, the other party ignored him.

Xie Tian: "...a meow."

This is the first time I saw someone who dared to treat me like this!

I remember you! !

Lin Jianhai still had the feel of cat fur in his hands. ...too soft, too small, and too fluffy! ...I absolutely can't touch the feline who is the mortal enemy of the mermaid!

It seemed that something was about to burst out of his heart, and his heart was very itchy.

He forced himself to turn his head away, not to look at Xie Tian, ​​so as not to let his petty obsession get deeper and deeper...

Lin Jianhai walked up and down the room.Finally decided to open a shopping website.

Buy yourself a few fur balls, in order to... make yourself lose interest in Xie Tian, ​​and finally kill Xie Tian smoothly...

Xie Tian tilted his head and squatted at the young man's feet curiously.

This mermaid world is not considered a primitive world... Interstellar light nets, spaceships, everything.

Cities under the sea are more developed.

Xie Tian saw the little fur balls for sale in Guangnao.

The mermaid's...aesthetics are really poor, and their ability to process handicrafts is not even as good as in the original world.In addition, the animals in this world tend to be large and hairless. Even if they have hair... it is very rough, the kind of hair that is half a centimeter long.

The little fur ball is ugly, like a messy and rough hair, without the appearance of a ball at all.The feel...maybe barely considered fluffy, small.

Such a fur ball is sold for 1 fish coins.

A little further up, there is barely a spherical fur ball, which sells for 5 fish coins.

These are not affordable for ordinary residents.

Young Lin Jianhai, without blinking his eyes or heartbeat, placed an order for tens of thousands of fur balls.

Xie Tian turned his head and glanced at the few black fur balls on the ground.

Xie Tian: "..."

I thought it was the target's hair.I was about to pick it up and throw it outside...

He looked at his fluffy, fluffy tail, which was as delicate as hundreds of millions of fur balls...

snort.Poor goals without fluff.

After buying fur balls, the young man stood up and went to work.He is the leader of the mermaids, and he has to deal with the felines on the border every day, enumerating the battle plan, and is very busy.

There was no expression on his face, but his eyes couldn't stop glancing at the kitten on the ground, and his blue eyes were filled with wild waves.

……no.

He glanced and glanced, finally swallowed his saliva, and said in a hoarse voice, "Fake, fake."

This feline must have used camouflage as a cute furry...

Felines can't be that cute.

He absolutely can't let Xie Tian run out, once out, those residents will definitely go crazy...Of course, once Xie Tian suddenly transforms into a real cat lizard, the consequences will be disastrous.

After the youth left.Xie Tian jumped onto the chair and stood up curiously, holding the edge of the table with two round cat paws.

The hairball displayed in the optical brain is really, really, irritating to the eyes.

It's so hot that the cat's eyes are so hot... Those mermaids are too hungry and thirsty.

He thought of his big hairy tail that always shed a pile of hair, and he had a flash of inspiration.

Can you take out the hair you shed and sell it?

Selling money to make small dried fish!

Here is the mermaid world, the sea world!There must be a lot of small dried fish.

Xie Tian's hair is very thin and soft...a hair is less than one millimeter wide.Small ones.

If they are collected and twisted into fur balls, they may be sold for billions of dollars.

He licked the cat's paw, and suddenly sighed...

I am a cat now, how can I sell things.

Xie Tian was in the room, walking up and down boredly.

The goal is "Alliance Hope", and the degree of wealth is naturally no worse than that of Lu Yishan.

The room is huge.Xie Tian walked into a small corner, when the cat's foot suddenly stepped on the ground.

His eyes widened in horror, and all his hair stood on end.He... only saw...the place where he fell was bottomless water.

Meow Mi! !Kittens are most afraid of water! !

He struggled desperately, the surface of the water spurted layer after layer of waves, the cat's nose was reddened from choking, and the fur was completely wet...it became soft, heavy and heavy.

The bottom of the water is very dark and dark, and you can't see anything.He struggled until he had no strength, so he could only close his eyes tightly and let his white cat body sink deeper and deeper.

"Wow——"

The kitten that was about to drown was suddenly lifted up by a huge object.

Xie Tian lay tightly on the giant object, the cat's paws refused to let go, panting non-stop, mixed with meowing and sobbing.Xie Tian's hair was all wet, and Xie Tian, ​​who was hanging down tightly against his skin, looked even smaller.The cat's paws, cat's tail, cat's head, and cat's ears are all so small.

It took him a long time to recover, and slowly opened his eyes...and found that what he was lying on was a thing covered with fish scales.

Looking up, he saw...a long fish tail.

The young man looked at the tiny, wet kitten, and the roots of his ears turned red unknowingly.He held Xie Tian up with his fish tail, and then took Xie Tian into his arms with one hand, "Don't run around, don't think about doing bad things." He wanted to come here to rest... Who would have thought that little cat came running again .

The young man's wet chest touched Xie Tian's hair.

Xie Tian heard his beating heart.

The young man's scales are light silver, and his tail is two or three meters long.This made him look less like a mermaid and more like a ferocious eel.

Young people resent cats very much, which is deeply rooted in their genes.He is still very wary of Xie Tian, ​​"You...be careful."

Xie Tian got angry, he meowed frantically.

Meow balls!Someone actually wanted to kill the little milk cat! !

This target is the villain!

Xie Tian screamed and suddenly felt his body sink...

His chubby cat paws turned into thin, white human hands.

In human form, he didn't wear any clothes.His legs were forked, and he sat straddling Lin Jianhai's fish tail, the most sensitive part...just enough to touch the thick, undulating black scales...

Xie Tian's skin was rubbed with bright red marks.

It hurts a little bit.

Lin Jianhai was also stunned at the same time.

It's just... the cat family, never heard that the cat family can also transform into a human form?

The boy who turned into a human was so ashamed that his eyes turned red, he bit his lower lip tightly, trying to struggle to get away from Lin Jianhai's fishtail...

Lin Jianhai thought,...this may be a new breed of cat.

At that time, genome experts specifically tested that the life in the cat egg was a feline animal.

He is currently not sure whether this new species is an intelligent creature.He wrapped his arms around Xie Tian's waist. Xie Tian's figure was smaller than him who was two or three meters tall.His white waist, half of his arm... can be looped around, and it seems to be broken at any time with a light pinch.

The hands are also very small, for nothing.And... those two balls of soft meat, one was barely as big as half his palm.

Lin Jianhai still can't take it lightly, if this feline has another form besides the furry form and the human form...it will be difficult.

"Don't move around." Lin Jianhai said, he carried Xie Tian up to the pool, and wiped Xie Tian's body dry with a big towel.Then, like hugging a kitten, continue to hug him to his room.

Xie Tian huddled tightly in the corner of the room, his eyes were misty, he sniffed, and said, "Bad..."

Eat your meow balls... I always want to kill the kitten.

The kitten will not scold you to death.

Lin Jianhai's heart trembled.

can speak.

It is an intelligent creature.

He wants to pick up the optical brain and send a text message to the alliance...

But think about it, forget it...

The alliance will immediately order him to kill Xie Tian... Intelligent cats should not be underestimated.

There's nothing wrong with that.But when Lin Jianhai thought of this cat's fluffy little body, he felt a little...unbearable.

I... Really, I am getting more and more unruly.

"You can't stop running around." The young man turned his head and said coldly, "The mermaid will always be your enemy... I can kill you in a second."

The boy shrank his neck, hugged his knees, and looked at Lin Jianhai with some fear.

Lin Jianhai softened.The tone is much softer.

He threw a small optical computer to Xie Tian, ​​"You stay in this room, if you need anything, contact me through the optical computer."

Xie Tian hugged Guangnao, his hair was wet, and his eyes were wet like small animals.And... the body is still so small, so small, so cute.

Lin Jianhai resisted the urge to go over and touch it, and left.

Xie Tian smacked his lips behind Lin Jianhai.

Meow, that's annoying...

This optical brain is specially designed for alien intelligent creatures.Simple operation, only communication software and browser...and shopping software.

After genetic screening, the mermaid is the creature with the highest level of intelligence in several nearby galaxies... In the cat galaxy next door, the creatures are all primitive animals, and a few species are intelligent creatures.But those intelligent species are not human-like or cat-like at all, with pointed heads and thick scales, like a small lizard.

The Mermaid Galaxy has developed through foreign trade, so the trade civilization is also very developed.

Xie Tian clicked into the shopping software, and what came into view... was all kinds of horrible plush handicrafts.

He pulled out his own hair, which was finer than the hair of these handicrafts.

Buying and selling in the Mermaid Galaxy is very simple, especially when buying and selling plush items. You don’t need any licenses. You just need to register a business account, and when someone places an order, the headquarters will send someone to deliver the goods...

Xie Tian is now planning to...sell the cat fur that he took off from his tail.

Let these sightless mermaids see the power of a kitten's tail.

Of course, he wouldn't be that heartless.Sold one by one.

He plucked a handful of white fur from his tail, put it in the palm of his hand, and rubbed it into a small fur ball.Mermaids like small ones, so it's more convenient. Xie Tian only needs to use a few handfuls of kitten hair to rub them into a small ball.

It would be nice if... there were some weaving tools here.

The inspiration for this business... originated from the fact that he saw the old lady next door making wool felt dolls in the first world.

Xie Tian registered a seller account.

Mark it - [Buying with conscience!Best white furball in the league!Guarantee that you will go to heaven with one sip! 】

It takes one or two days to make a fur ball, and the price is 1000 mermaid coins.

This price is the cheapest among the shops that sell fur balls.

Xie Tian's fur is more fur than...Norwegian forest cats, Ragdoll cats, and Siberian cats. He is the sheep among cats. No matter how he brushes his fur every day, Xie Tian will not go bald.The system was afraid that he would get diarrhea if he ate cat hair, so he was forced to take hair cream every day.

After Xie Tian finished opening the store, the next step——is publicity.

He posted a post on the furry forum, which has hundreds of millions of people, [I have a furry monster at home, and I pluck it online and sell fur balls.I guarantee fur balls!The best furball in the league!Please buy! 】

Xie Tian is very confident and can say that his furball is the best.He looked at the shopping page...the fur ball with the highest price didn't seem to feel as good as his.What's more, cats can turn humans into cat-sucking monsters one after another in the human world.

Suck kitty cat fur!One bite is like a fairy!

Xie Tian remembered... In the past, there were many human beings who thought that cats' fur smelled good.

Smells like straw dried in the sun.

Xie Tian would not say that it was the fermented smell of his saliva on the cat's fur.

Xie Tian's post - of course no one would believe it.At present... there is no animal that can be used to make furballs, and no one dares to say that their furballs are the best in the league...

A lot of people flocked to Xie Tian's post, but... most of them were looking for a good show.

[Liar is correct!Don't really buy it! 1000 mermaid coins are also money! 】

[Strong Wei/Business smell... I am someone who has bought several 10 fish coin fur balls, and I like your [-] interstellar coin fur balls]

[Is anyone really going to buy it? After buying it, I made an evaluation report. 】

[There are no fluffy monsters in this universe... as long as there are, those of us mermaids who have fluffy fanatics and fetishes will be happy. 】

Of course they would not have thought that the owner who sold the fur ball was a... super furry monster.And...it looks very small, little milk cat.

In the future, the little milk cat that can set off the frenzy of mermaids in the entire league.

[I just jumped from the fifth floor!Die outside!Will not buy anything from this store either!Crazy!cheat fish!Pollution of fish sight! 】

【plus 10086! 】

[I'm... already desperate for the current furball, it's not furry at all. 】

After scanning the last reply, Xie Tian quit the furry forum, waiting for someone to place an order.

Humph……

Kitty will give you a good look.

Let you suck cats to the point where you can't extricate yourself.

After finishing these, the day is almost over.The optical brain used by alien creatures is a bit stuck, and it takes a long time to log in to a webpage...

Xie Tian heard footsteps outside the door, and immediately hid his light brain, pretending to be pitiful.

He doesn't believe that he is cute and can't let the target compromise.

The young man opened the door, and immediately saw the little cat, drenched in cold sweat, huddled in a corner.

It seemed to be terribly frightened.

"Hey...?" Lin Jianhai was stunned when he saw something behind Xie Tian.Walk over, squat down, pick up the cat's tail behind Xie Tian with a big hand, and look at Xie Tian's human form, the cat ears on top of his head...

God, they're all small...fluffy...so cute.

Lin Jianhai tried his best to keep his expression. He glanced at Xie Tian and said, "Now... there are your relatives at the bottom of the sea, giant cats invade... I have to take you there."

He was worried that Xie Tian would stay here alone, in case he left... Xie Tian had lost his prototype and turned into a giant cat. Wouldn't it be the end of the two hundred miles around here?Besides... take him in front of the giant cat, and see how the giant cat reacts.Judging... Whether Xie Tian is neutral or belongs to the enemy's group.

Xie Tian meowed, and glared at the young man with a hint of anger: "Clothes..."

——Is this goal embarrassing! !Do you really think of yourself as a fool!

He didn't even take a piece of clothing for the kitten to wear!

Xie Tian clamped his legs tightly, his ears turned red.

The young man paused, and brought Xie Tian his old shirt and shorts.

The shorts are on Xie Tian's body... like trousers, let alone a shirt, like a small skirt.

Xie Tian considered that there are no clothes suitable for him in this world, so he no longer made things difficult for him.Swallowing... Accept this dress similar to women's clothing.

His slender waist and round buttocks were more clearly outlined by the thin shirt.The shirt collar was too big for him, revealing a large swath of his fair chest.

Xie Tian didn't notice this.He was hugged by the young man with his bare hands, and he carried a machine similar to a mecha.

Ocean Armor, this is the main machine used by mermaids against cats.The cat family is very cunning, they specifically...invade the ocean, where there are the most mermaids, and do not invade the land.

The purpose of their invasion is to capture thousands or at least a few hundred mermaids at a time and return them for food.

However, as Lin Jianhai is an artificial mermaid mixed with feline genes, cats are naturally not interested in this person who is regarded as his relative.

Fiery red flames spewed out from the tail of the marine armor, the armor took off in the air, drew a white arc in the air, and flew straight to the nearest beach.The infiltration of the huge mecha created white waves and foam.

The bottom of the sea was previously dark.A few fish the size of a building could be vaguely seen, trying to attack the mecha.

Xie Tian was terrified, and turned back into a kitten, huddled in the young man's arms, only daring to show a pair of eyes and ears, and gasped.

Further down, there are bright lights.

This is where the mermaid really lives.

Mermaids mainly live in caves on the cliffs, and finally they can use a special building material to build buildings and use electricity on the seabed.The appearance of the city is no different from that of a land city.

The mecha rushed to the place where the giant cat was.

There is already a mess...

Huge lizards, trampling on the house, biting a few mermaids with red fish scales in their mouths...Many mechas that came to attack, the lizards smelled mermaids inside, and forcibly crushed the mechas and swallowed them...

In order to prey on fish, ancient cats have already evolved organs that can breathe in water.

There are three of the feline behemoths.

Lin Jianhai was more than enough to deal with it.

He activated his mental power, which was stronger than that of ordinary mermaid warriors, and successfully activated the attack laser.The mecha drive is running, and the laser is about to shoot out.

A lizard behemoth, very bold, came running and stared at the cockpit.

A pair of... yellow-brown animal eyes suddenly appeared on the transparent cockpit window.

Xie Tian was fully prepared to attack. He bowed his waist, his cat ears were pressed into airplane ears, his eyes were wide open, and he kept blowing at the giant beast hundreds of times bigger than himself.

It happened very suddenly, the giant beast whimpered, and took a few steps back in fear. Then, it seemed to be strangled by someone, panting desperately... Its companions did the same when they saw Xie Tian, ​​and soon... They came one after another Pour on the ground and turn into foam.

Lin Jianhai: "..."

Xie Tian: "..."

I'm just a cute kitten.do not know anything.

[Maomao, there must be a setting interspersed here.You in this world... are the ancestors of those cat lizards hundreds of millions of years ago, and you are the most powerful cat, and you once took a tiger as your teacher.Feline galaxies are very particular about genetics and heredity, ancestry...it's normal for them to be afraid and in awe of you. ]

Mermaid Battle Headquarters.

After Lin Jianhai and Xie Tian finished dealing with the giant cat, they were suddenly called by the former leader of the mermaid in the battle headquarters.

Although Lin Jianhai is the leader of the mermaid, he is too young after all.For some things, he still had to listen to what his father, the former leader of the mermaid, said.

The old man was leaning on a cane and sitting on a bamboo chair. He was very old, but he could still see the heroic spirit of the past in his eyes.

"...I heard that you have an animal egg"

Lin Jianhai nodded, "Yes."

"...The group of people from Genome did the same! Without notifying the military department! I sent that egg to you by myself! Although...you are a soldier, they and you can't be so rash, in case...that egg What is a more terrifying feline creature... that egg, have you dealt with it yet?"

Lin Jianhai was a little annoyed by his father, and frowned, "No. It hatched."

The old man stood up hesitantly, staring at his wrinkled eyes, and said sharply, "What?! Why did you let him hatch, shouldn't you kill this egg immediately, what are you... what are you doing these days! What hatched from that egg?? Why didn't you get rid of it! Why didn't you notify the battle headquarters! All felines are scary!"

"Even if I jump from the battle headquarters! Die outside! I won't allow you to leave a cat alive!"

Lin Jianhai: "..."

After Xie Tian sat in the mecha, he felt a little dizzy.He slept in Lin Jianhai's coat pocket, when the old man yelled like this, Xie Tian was woken up immediately.

He didn't realize that he was in his pocket, and the whole cat fell out of the pocket in a daze, and landed in front of Lin Jianhai's father.

Xie Tian still maintains the cat form.

Hairy...there are so many hairs that under the light, it seems to be surrounded by a halo.

Moreover, it's so small, so small, the mermaid doesn't even have a slap in the face...

Can hold it in the palm of your hand and play with it.

Super cute.

Lin Jianhai's father is a well-known plush little fetish mermaid...