The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Xie Tian was knocked dizzy, rolled on the ground a few times, wagged his tail, and meowed sullenly...

Lin Jianhai's father, with a slightly surprised expression, fixedly stared at Xie Tian, ​​and quickly searched for Xie Tian in his mind... furry, small, with ears and a tail...

It's a pity that I can't figure out what kind of species this is.

It took him a long time to spit out a sentence, "It's so cute."

His patience was much better than that of the young Lin Jianhai, but his ears were still blushing unconsciously.

"...Where did you get this?"

Lin Jianhai: "..." He picked up the little kitten that was a bit shy and shrank pitifully, and said in a deep voice, "The little thing hatched from the cat's egg. It belongs to the cat family."

The old man was stunned and frowned, "Impossible—don't lie to me."

"His genes do belong to the cat family..."

"..." If it was an ordinary cat lizard, the old man would have wanted to kill it a long time ago.

But... suddenly such a small thing appeared.

The old man, like any other mermaid...is particularly soft-hearted about small, furry things, and even...loves them.

The old man bit his lip tightly and turned his head away, "Don't kill him first."

"……why?"

"He has transformed, kill him again."

Such a cute little thing - it must not be in real life.

It must be a lizard cat with supernatural powers, transformed... However, all species in the universe cannot be transformed into such a cute thing...

Lin Jianhai nodded.

The kitten was very afraid of the old man, and kept trying to get into Lin Jianhai's generous embrace, only revealing a... super fluffy big fur tail that wanted to be bitten.

So cute... The old man's heart was pounding.

He coughed a few times, thought for a while, and said seriously, "Let the government keep this matter a secret for now. The war has not been resolved...it is inconvenient to tell the entire alliance."

He has lived for so long, and he has never seen such a small and furry cutie.

...Young people nowadays... all call it like that, right?

cute.

Lin Jianhai's father, although he is over half a century old and has passed the age of being crazy about fur, he still likes to hold the little fur balls in his hands as Buddhist beads... he likes to drink wolfberry and red date water, and he likes super small things.

The last time the Empire was driven mad by furry and tiny...was 200 years ago.At that time, a ball of cotton appeared out of nowhere in the alliance...

Everyone has been crazy for several years.The leader of the alliance even wanted to marry that ball of cotton.

This time... if the kitty is known by the entire alliance, social order and government order may all fall into chaos.

"know."

Lin Jianhai lowered his eyebrows and hugged the kitten tightly. "Also, Dad. Those giant cats seem to be afraid of... this little thing. When I saw him, it seemed as if I was suffocating, and it instantly turned into a bubble..."

The old man stared wide-eyed, stared blankly for a long time, and said in a hoarse voice, "Take off a bunch of his hair...I'll hand it over to the genome experts...to find out which type of cat this belongs to..."

Union gem.

Lin Jianhai gently laid a handful of white hair on Xie Tian's tail and handed it to the old man.

Xie Tian turned his head and looked at his white fluffy hair eagerly...

Meow meow, that is a fur ball that can be worth hundreds of millions in the future.

When Lin Jianhai left, he didn't forget to look back at his father.

I saw the old man clutching the cat's hair tightly and covering his nose fiercely. "This fluffy smell is really damn sweet."

Lin Jianhai: "..."

Xie Tian meowed at the young man.He rubbed Xie Tian's furry head, "Good boy. I'll see what kind of cat you are later."

The detection of eggs can only find out which animal family the egg belongs to.If you want to check the details, down to the gene family tree, you still have to check the ontology...

"Meow……?"

One person and one cat came home.Xie Tian couldn't wait to run to the small room where he was locked, looking for his optical brain, and there was still a small fur ball shop to manage.

For some reason, Lin Jianhai suddenly wanted to stop him.

Let him... go back to her arms and touch her.

That touch...so soft...

And, it's really small.

Small enough to explode.

Small, soft, really want to make people hurt...

Lin Jianhai gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, but stopped the thought.

He didn't care about the fact that Xie Tian was a feline.His...closest half-sister...was eaten by giant cats.

It is also because of this that he accepted genetic modification and became a warrior who slaughtered giant cats.

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Xie Tian saw his little optical brain and stayed where he was.He meowed a few times excitedly, and patted the start button of the optical brain with his paw.

The optical brain is specially used for alien animals, and it must be suitable for all animal sizes... no human fingerprints are required.

The light brain is on.

[Ding——You have a new order. 】

As expected.There will definitely be the first person to eat crabs.

Xie Tian's post on Maoqiu Forum has already received tens of thousands of replies.

Everyone pushes out one person... to buy a small fur ball, and come back to do an evaluation.

That person's taste for hairballs is the most picky and demanding in the entire league.If he can convince that person, Xie Tian will win.

[Thank you for recommending me to buy fur balls!I have never seen such an arrogant anchor!I have stroked tens of thousands of fur balls, none of them can satisfy me... Heh.It is impossible for this store to make fur balls that can give me a new experience...]

[One thousand interstellar coins, the boss upstairs, just treat it as something fun to buy for yourself. 】

[Sit back and wait for the show. 】

[Maybe what was sent was just a bunch of human hair worth a few interstellar coins. 】

But... Even if they want to push a few more people to buy, they have no chance.Xie Tian's hair ball can only be ordered for one within three days.

If... Like those mass-produced shops that sell tens of thousands of fur balls every day.Xie Tian's hair will definitely become bald under the bedding, turning into a little bald cat.

It's okay, keep improving.

Xie Tian turned around, trying to pluck some hair balls from his tail.

His current hands are round cat paws... He stroked and stroked vigorously, but he couldn't remove anything except his own tail, which was scratched red by the sharp claws.

...QAQ

He just wants to rub a fur ball and sell it.

In desperation, he could only run out to the feet of Lin Jianhai who was working.

He kept meowing at Lin Jianhai, turned around, turned his tail away from him, and wagged his tail.

Meow Mi!Help me pluck my hair off!

Lin Jianhai: "...?" He glanced at Xie Tian and frowned, "What? Want to transform? Don't cause damage..."

"Meow meow meow meow meow!"

"..."

Xie Tian waved his paws again, wagged his tail again, and meowed.Finally let Lin Jianhai understand what he wanted to do.

The young man squatted down, with trembling hands, solemnly swiped a handful of white chirps from Xie Tian's big tail.

This feline...

Is it fake...

Let mermaids not eat or attack, but do such boring things.

Hair pulling or something.

But... it seems to be a bit interesting.

So soft.

Xie Tian continued to meow, this time he stood up, held his paws with two small paws, and made a gesture of rubbing hair balls.Then he pointed to the few black hairballs on the ground.

Lin Jianhai complied.

After finishing, Lin Jianhai couldn't help it, it's so cute... I really want to touch this little fur ball.

"Meow!"

Xie Tian jumped up suddenly and took the little fur ball away.

Hmph... He wouldn't play with his cat Mao Mao to a target who regarded him as an enemy.

The courier Xie Tian called earlier was already waiting outside the door.

Alliance's online shopping technology is very developed.

Lin Jianhai froze in place, and put down the hand that he was about to stroke Maomao.

……

The courier takes the goods through a small window, and the face and body of the person inside cannot be seen, only one hand can be seen.

The courier blinked and saw that the other party handed over a package wrapped in paper, and seemed to vaguely see... there was a... so small, so small, a fur ball!That was Xie Tian's cat hand.

sky……

It looks like a lot of hair! ! ——wanted to rush in and touch it.

……

calm down... calm down...

The courier read three sentences silently, pretended not to see, turned around, and rode on the aircraft.

It takes about an hour for the fur ball to be delivered.

Xie Tian didn't notice that his fluffy paws were seen by the courier.

He doesn't care much about it, being caught by the league as furry...is okay.

He only thought about...how to make money and buy super-sized dried fish.

Xie Tian wagged his tail and licked his fur.

When he was in the last world, money couldn't beat Lu Yishan, an old gray wolf with a deep family background.In this world, he must use his fluffy career to open up a new world in the league and crush Xiaobai Lin Jianhai who is at least ten years younger than Lu Yishan.

He straightened his chest and walked proudly in front of the young man.

The young man suddenly bent down, picked up Xie Tian's nape, and put Xie Tian on the table.

He swiped his optical brain, and said, "The government has found out your family background and ethnicity. Don't try to escape...Look what kind of monster is under your furry skin."

Click on the newsletter——

He managed to discover that Xie Tian was actually a feline monster who was good at disguising.Then he raised the laser gun and prepared to shoot Xie Tian to death.

[Carnivora - Felidae - Felis - Cat Species.

Only appeared in the [-] million young Milky Way-Solar System-Earth.Now completely extinct.

One hundred million years ago, they were kept as pets by the people on earth, and many terms such as "cat slave" and "cat sucker" appeared... It can be seen that the people on earth were almost enslaved by them.

The character is simple and innocent.The combat power is weak, except for the claws, there are no offensive weapons, and it will not transform.

Get angry about trivial things.

As for the matter of being able to kill giant beasts within seconds... there is no solution for the time being.If it's not on the Behemoth side, though, we might be able to include it in the fighting army.

Still to be seen...whether it's a new spy made by the feline family.

For it grows very hairy, small things.The government will keep it secret, so as not to cause turmoil in the entire society like 200 years ago... You should also pay attention not to let it be discovered. 】

...

He looked at Xie Tian who was bewildered.

nothing aggressive...

But it still couldn't eliminate the discomfort he felt towards Xie Tian from the bottom of his heart.

It was also mentioned in the newsletter, I don't know if this is a new spy.

He can't take it lightly.

The young man gave Xie Tian a suspicious look, turned around, and prepared to leave without mercy.

Xie Tian was a little annoyed at the young man's indifference. He suddenly raised the cat's body, put his paws on the other's shoulder, stretched out his small cat's tongue... the size of a mermaid's fingernail, and licked the young man's cheek.

Leave me alone - I'm going to pee on your bed!

The young man froze in an instant...

On the shoulders are two small balls of fur, and around the face is a group of super big fur.The breath is warm, hot...

He clenched his fists and refused to masturbate.

Even if he died outside, he would not touch Xie Tian who was a cat.For the dignity of the mermaid.Xie Tian no longer has any combat power, and he is also his own enemy...

Xie Tian meowed in frustration, jumped off the table, lowered his head, and walked back to his small room.

With Lin Jianhai behind him, he casually glanced at Kitten.

Between the kitten's furry legs... there seems to be something rounder and cuter than a cat's paw...

little...

No!

Hold back!

Damn it... furry control.

On the other side, Xie Tian had no idea that his cat balls... were being targeted.

The courier has delivered the fur ball to the destination.

That person opened a video live broadcast of dismantling and stroking fur balls.

The number of viewers was about the same as Xie Tian's live broadcast in the last world.

[Hehe, I guarantee it.The boss will definitely not be satisfied with this fur ball. 】

[The packaging is so unprofessional...it looks like a liar. 】

[Wait for the seller to be slapped in the face by the speed of light. 】

The package was opened, lying in the man's hand...

It is a round, plump, fluffy little hairball.very small...

【…】

[………I read it right, there is such a round, perfect fur ball. 】

【Quickly take a look, see if it smells good...】

The man couldn't help it all the time, lowered his head, and sniffed.

——the smell of straw dried in the sun.

Mermaids who have lived under the sea for a long time, of course, have never smelled this idyllic smell.

The touch of the nose touching the hair ball is also very hairy and fluffy.

The air froze for a full minute.

The person who smelled the hairball raised his head, his cheeks flushed.

"Very good... this Mao Mao is really damn sweet."

【! ! ! 】

[I got it wrong!impossible!The boss is a professional hair appraiser who has experienced countless hair balls. 】

【There has never been a hairball that he praised so much...】

The man carefully placed the fur ball under the camera, and then stretched his fingers.The fur ball is soft, round and white, and it looks like... a very absorbent hair ball.The alliance did not appear.

【——I lost, and the seller won. 】

[Woooo, looks like a good masturbation! 】

[Ask for sale. 】

【Add 10086.】

Xie Tian looked at the rapidly increasing number of fans in the store, and raised the corners of his mouth...

[Shovel, how is the favorability of the target? ]

[The favorability value of this target seems to be a bit difficult to brush up... it's only five favorability points now. ]

[………]

[You can use your Maomao career to gain status, attract his admiration by your own strength, and increase your favorability. ]

[Is it okay without love? ]

[um, yes. ]

Xie Tian only sells one fur ball in three days, and no pre-orders are accepted.This makes many people who want to masturbate the hair ball that the big man who appraises hair feel distressed...

At this time, Xie Tian received an email.

The email was sent by a major alliance company.

The moment the boss Jianmao started to praise the hairball, the company had its eye on Xie Tian...

This is a great business opportunity.

The company said that they can help Xie Tian, ​​who has no background, to promote their fur balls...using the most powerful means.

Guaranteed to increase the price of fur balls by ten times within one month.

The reward is to make five fur balls for them in one week.

To Xie Tian, ​​making a fur ball in three days is actually very little.

The hair that Xie Tian loses in a day... can make several hairballs.

It's not difficult to make five fur balls a week, it just depends on Xie Tian's willingness.

In order to convince Xie Tian of his strength... the company made a business proposal to Xie Tian.

Change the pricing purchase method to auction purchase.

Merfolk's love for fur is crazy.It is also possible for a hairball to be fired to hundreds of millions.This can also help Xie Tian get to know more upper-class and wealthy people.

... Xie Tian didn't say anything about this suggestion.

In fact, it doesn't matter if he agrees, the bigger the career, the more the target admires him, and the more favorability points.

Xie Tian thought for a while, and agreed naturally.

What worries him is... Next, he must find someone to help him with his fur.

The agreement signed between Xie Tian and the company required photos to be passed on. Xie Tian didn't have a scanner in hand.

It was difficult for his cat's paws to write. He could only use his mouth to pick up a fountain pen and write his name crookedly.

A word "Tian".

There are too many strokes of thanks...

Then there is the photoshoot.The optical brain design is very user-friendly, and it can automatically extend the camera.

Click.

A photo of the agreement signature was sent to the company.Xie Tian didn't seem to expect...his own cat's pointed tail and cat's paws were also photographed.

He turned off the optical brain, and figured out how to get five fur balls.

Thinking about it...

I have to find Lin Jianhai again.

Meowing... It's a shame for a kitten to find him to quilt.

If it weren't for... I can't turn back into a human, I would have smashed the target's cat's head and destroyed all his hairballs.

Xie Tian propped open the door with his paws, and rushed to Lin Jianhai's room next door.

Lin Jianhai finished his work and was sitting on the office chair with his eyes closed to rest.

Of course, Xie Tian would not feel sorry for ignoring him and wanting to kill his target.He bowed and jumped onto Lin Jianhai's lap.

Lin Jianhai woke up with a start, and saw the kitten turning around and meowing at him like an order... The cat's paws were stroking the cat's tail, making a gesture of wanting to be stroked.

"Meow meow..." Xie Tian waved his paw, pawing Lin Jianhai's face a few times.

Hurry up!It's not good to masturbate...it looks good with you!

The kitten wants to make money and crush you!

Xie Tian can't feel it... Lin Jianhai is very complicated to him now. Lin Jianhai likes his furry and small size, but he can't get rid of the psychological shadow of his sister being killed by a cat.

Lin Jianhai frowned, and silently helped Xie Tian brush his hair...

really weird……

Is this really a murderous feline?

nothing else to say...

Lin Jianhai's hair-plucking skills are really good.Xie Tian's nose made a snoring sound, which was very comfortable.

It can be seen that Lin Jianhai has brushed many hairballs before, but they were all messy hairballs...

Distressed.Talent is useless.

Xie Tian sighed silently.

He lay contentedly on the young man's body, using his tongue to clean the paws that had touched the other's cheek.

Lin Jianhai stroked his hand, and suddenly wanted to see... those two small balls between his legs.Saw it a few times during the day...it was cute...but didn't see it clearly.

The young man directly held Xie Tian's two furry cat legs, pushed his tail aside, and lifted it up——

Before the young man could see the two balls clearly, the cat in his hand disappeared in an instant.

Instead, human skin is smooth to the touch.

The boy's face flushed red, □□...

Sit on the young man's lap with both legs, maintaining the posture that the young man is helping him with the hair on his tail.In a private place, without any shelter, it was tightly attached to the young man's thigh.

The boy's tail didn't disappear, it wagged back and forth angrily, and his hair stood up.

Xie Tian stared at the young man, for a long time, he said coldly, "Pervert..."

People in the last world are also... all staring at their cats, cat balls...

That is! !Shady place! !

How could it be so bad!

The body types of Xie Tian and Lin Jianhai are quite different, after all, Lin Jianhai is a mermaid...

His waist was only a little thicker than Lin Jianhai's thighs... His arms were even more different, a slight pinch by the other party could break his bones.

Two people who are destined not to be together.

Unless Xie Tian... can bear it.

Xie Tian rushed back to the ground quickly, and before leaving, he didn't forget to take Lin Jianhai's coat hanging on the chair.

People of this world!If you have a fluffy obsession, it's fine if you have pet fetishes...

How shameless!Cats are also ashamed!Shame is... broken.

Xie Tian wrapped his coat and went all the way back to the room.

this matter.

It made him want to make cat panties for himself...

Made specifically for cats.

If the whole league knows that he is furry in the future, he can protect his place in time...

Otherwise, those who have strange hobbies... will definitely rush to see it.

Turn on the optical computer and click on the hair ball forum.

Xie Tian's store link and introduction are placed on the homepage.At first glance, it is what the company is doing behind the scenes...

Xie Tian clicked in, besides seeing the praise of his shop...

I also saw a photo of myself signing the agreement.

The cat's paws and cat's tail in the photo are purposely enlarged.

Views: 900 million.

How could there be such a furry thing!What on earth is this!

The author has something to say:

[Red envelopes have been issued] The author's compensation... It seems that no one wants it, it's in the last line of the copy!Kneel and beg to see!

By the way, this world... isn't it a bit boring.

It's a bit similar to the last world, so everyone will get tired of watching it.The fast travel world in this article is all about cats and heartthrobs.

Trying a new way in the next world?Write about the end of the world.

Aww... to promote the next door's new article "The All Empires Are Jealous for Me", the main character is the Royal Cat of the Forbidden City.

QAQ ball support! ! !

Continue to the red envelope in the next chapter...