Love, Hate, and Hate

Once, I thought I was a king.

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I sat quietly on the mobile phone holder, showing off my handsome appearance, while thinking about my vitality. The customers who came and went were all overwhelmed by my charming appearance. I think I am probably the most handsome and extraordinary mobile phone in the world .

At this time, a man came, with slightly curly hair tied in a ponytail at the back of his head, gay in gay, this gay man in gay squinted his eyes and looked at me for a long time, he seemed very satisfied with me.

The clerk began to talk about my advantages, how is the shape, how is the function, blah blah...

I puffed out my chest confidently.

The clerk said: "This is a full Netcom mobile phone, blah blah blah..."

I smiled like a king, and I began to guess who my first wife would be, whether it was China Telecom, China Mobile or China Unicom?It doesn't matter, anyway, they are all ladies, and I like them all.

The clerk said: "The battery life is very long-lasting blah blah blah blah..."

I pushed my chest higher, and showed a bewildered smile that any man can understand.

The gay man in gay was really satisfied with me, bought me out quickly, and couldn't wait to start using me on the subway.

I looked at the bride in front of me, and showed a gentle smile: "It seems that you are my wife, let me see your face." As I said, I lifted the red hair with the word "Telecom" embroidered on the bride's head. Hijab.

Telecom sat upright, like a queen, showing me a dignified smile.

But I was so frightened that I almost wilted: "Damn it! Why are you a man! Where are you as a lady?"

The smile on Telecom's face froze.

At this time, the master sent another bride, this time the hijab was not red, but pink, with two characters embroidered on it - Unicom.

I know, this is my concubine.

I cheered up and pointed at China Unicom and shouted: "I want to divorce my wife! I want China Unicom to be my wife!"

Telecom sneered: "If I'm your first wife, then you can have 4G no matter if you have sex with me or China Unicom! If you let China Unicom be your first wife, then you can only have 3G if you have sex with me!"

I was taken aback: what about Netcom?Why are you so cheating?Am I not the king?

My organic faith began to waver.

Looking at the cold and noble face of China Telecom, I woke up with a shock, embarrassed and angry: "Who wants to have sex with you! You faggot! I want China Unicom! I can do it with China Unicom 4G!"

At this moment, Unicom lifted the hijab by himself, and said shyly, "Sir, is what you said true?"

When I saw it, I was so frightened that I almost fainted, and I couldn't say anything: "Why... why are you also... a man?"

Unicom looked at me aggrieved, and was on the verge of crying: "Our master is a man... Of course we all follow the master's nature..."

Me: "That makes sense..."

When I got over it, I touched my dizzy head and asked, "What about Move? Can I marry Move?"

A faint voice came from the owner's bag: "I'm afraid not."

I asked unwillingly: "Why not? Am I not a full Netcom?"

"I...I..." China Mobile seemed a little inferior, "I'm just a backup card, and I haven't activated traffic."

I:"……"

Telecom smiled sarcastically: "It's just a spare tire. To put it mildly, it's called the outer room."

Unicom was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and added with a big blink of his eyes: "The girl who is connected to the room is not counted!"

I:"……"

no!I can not be reconciled!I am the king!I want to show the momentum of the king!

I put down my harsh words: "I'm a straight man! I don't want to marry a gay man! Move my sister and wait! I will definitely bring you into the house!"

Telecom was so angry that his face turned black, and Unicom squeezed the corner of his clothes and scolded in a tearful voice: "Idiot..."

Move hesitantly: "What do you call me? Sister?"

I:"……"

It's over!What did China Unicom say just now?Follow the master?

So, Mobile is also a gay?

Ahhhhh!I'm going crazy!

Telecom suddenly pushed Unicom behind the curtain: "My husband and I are going to consummate the house, and it will be your turn when I run out of traffic. Don't bother me, just go back and stay."

China Unicom walked back and forth step by step, and my face turned pale with fright as I watched China Telecom approaching every step of the way.

Telecom climbed onto the bed, undressed and lay flat, and ordered: "Close the door and pull the window."

I did so with stiff legs and feet, and then I went to bed and put down the curtain.

A quarter of an hour later, I came out dejectedly, smoked an afterthought cigarette, and remained silent.

Telecom returned to its ladylike appearance again, leaning on me and gently comforting: "It's normal the first time, but it will be fine later, some first-timers are not as good as you."

I frowned: "Impossible, not for this reason, the real reason is my sexual orientation, I'm a straight man!"

Telecom's mouth twitched: "Can a straight man be hard on a man?"

I:"……"

After a while, Unicom poked his head out from behind the curtain: "Brother Xin, the master asked you to rest for a while."

Telecom was stunned, put on airs and walked over unhappily: "Go!"

China Unicom walked over rejuvenated, and sat down next to me with a tender face: "Brother Ji, shall we start?"

I:"……"

The host wants to go online, what can I do?I am also very desperate!

I silently put out the cigarette in my hand and dragged Unicom to bed.

After some indescribable indescribable, I sat on the edge of the bed naked and smoked the after-event cigarette again. The smoke blinded my eyes and confused my brain.

I said to myself: "Am I really gay?"

China Unicom leaned on my shoulder and giggled: "Then I don't know, I just know that I have enough traffic to make you feel good."

I:"……"

It seems to make sense.

I don't know how to move my sister, oh no, move my brother, what's it like to get up?

I accidentally said what was in my head.

China Unicom giggled: "Don't even think about China Mobile! He doesn't have traffic, so do it."

I:"……"

Is it okay to kiss and touch?

etc!Why do I have this idea?Am I really gay?

Ah!Of course it's impossible, I'm a king, the whole world is king, I want to conquer my mobile sister, oh no, mobile brother, it's my nature as a king, I must include my mobile sister, oh no, my mobile brother Under my own wings!

Just when I was thinking this way, China Unicom was suddenly pulled out of the room by the owner, holding on to the door frame and crying loudly: "Why! Why did you let me go out! Ah? Mobile? What are you doing here? You have no data! Why are you doing it? Occupy the magpie's nest?"

I was overjoyed, and hurriedly got up and pulled the mobile into the house.

I think, I really am a king of bothering.

Mobile doesn't even have a pink hijab, obviously not as good as a concubine, but he looks shy, what a cute blue boy!

China Mobile looked at me with a blushing face: "The master said that he wanted to test your full Netcom ability, and wanted you to use me to make a call."

Since I can't go to bed, I'd better behave like a gentleman.

I held the moving hand, and said softly: "That is to use love to generate electricity! I can't trouble you! Come... raise your head... close your eyes..."

Seven and eight minutes later...

oops!Cool!The taste of touching and moving is also good!

After the electricity was turned on, I sent the mobile phone out the door in a very gentlemanly manner.

Moving back frequently, his voice floated further and further away: "You miss me..."

I nodded and smiled: "Of course."

Then, China Unicom came in, and I was ready to accept him in my arms, but unexpectedly he turned his head angrily and hid behind the curtain.

Telecom came over and sat by the bed, still looking like a lady, I was inexplicably nervous, after all, it was quite embarrassing the first time.

I started looking for something to say: "What's wrong with Unicom?"

Telecom gave me a resentful look: "What else can I do? Of course I'm jealous! Sure enough, what you don't get is the best. You are not as tender as you are to China Mobile."

I didn't notice what he said, my mind was attracted by his resentful gaze, and suddenly became hot and hard.

I took a few steps forward, pinched his chin and lifted it up slightly, looked at his beautiful but dignified face, thought of his seductive appearance when he was in love, my nostrils became hot, and my hands were hard, and I tore his clothes a little rudely up.

Telecom's cheeks were flushed, and he suddenly became beautiful.

After a hearty and indescribable, I felt so refreshed that I didn't sit by the bed after smoking a cigarette, but leaned against the bed, hugging my sweet wife Telecom.

I took a puff of cigarette: "This time is so fucking cool, I thought you had no flow, but I didn't expect it to be so wet."

Telecom's cheeks were red and hot, like a horizontal "sun", oh no, like a red and hot sun.

He said angrily: "Who spread the rumor that I have no data? The signal in the subway was not good just now."

I suddenly realized, called China Unicom again, opened my arms and said, "Come on, Tongtong, give me a hug."

Unicom was happy again, climbed onto the bed and nestled into my arms, took out the cigarette from the corner of my mouth and stuffed it into his mouth, leaning on me with a happy face.

I hugged from left to right, feeling flattered, and said triumphantly, "How is it? I have good skills, right? Are you happy?"

Unicom grinned: "Of course it's great! Brother Ji, you are not only good at technology, but also very powerful, much better than our ex-husband!"

Telecom quickly covered his mouth.

It's a pity that I have already heard it, as if struck by lightning, I stood there for a long time without recovering.

After a long time, I stared at them with red eyes, and asked hoarsely, "Ex-husband? Do you still have an ex-husband?"

Telecom and China Unicom knew that I was stimulated, so they murmured and did not speak.

I showed pain on my face: "What about your ex-husband?"

Telecom said: "Dead."

I:"……"

calm down!The Qing Dynasty is long gone!What's so weird about having an ex-husband?I am a man with a big heart, I want to tolerate my beautiful wife and pretty concubine!

No, I am a king, not an ordinary machine!How can the king tolerate that his wife and concubine used to have other mobile phones in her heart?

I was suffocating in pain: "Why? Why are you doing this to me? I'd better go find my mobile brother, he looks so shy, I must be his first love!"

Unicom snorted coldly: "Speaking of it, I'm still thinking about the one outside, is it dead if you treat it as his backup phone?"

I:"???"

Telecom sighed: "Unexpectedly, Xianggong is so traditional. Don't you know that he already has a partner in China Mobile? They are together every day!"

I:"!!!"

I rolled my eyes and passed out.

The author has something to say:

Dumb phone, you just ran out of battery.